bernard to 3 skinheads in 1st episode' '...so you know when youre doing your threesome thing at the weekend and the moonlight is bouncing off your heads and arses..does than not get a bit confusing..?'' BEST LINE EVER!!!! lmao
"(Inspects starter) Not enough mince.....(Grimaces and hurls plate at wall). MANNY, DO YOU HAVE A TOWER OF SOUP FOR ME?!"
"What's this? Where are the turrets? IT'S RUBBISH! START AGAIN!! (Smashes another plate)"
"Here, take this out to table twelve..." "What? No, th-there are no plates." "Well...USE RECIPE BOOKS WITH PICTURES OF PLATES ON THE FRONT, DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?! HERE!!!"
Its scary that the most formal he ever looked was in Shaun of the Dead... When he was being ripped to shreds...
Shadowfang3000 7 months ago
"how dare you! dont you touch a hair on that boys head! have you no respe-ct?! hes mine! get your own human play-thing!"
best episode <3 always a good thing when Dylan Moran and Simon Pegg team up
BattiiWings 9 months ago
I Love this show,
This video leaves me longing for a back massage.
rememberslove 1 year ago
bernard to 3 skinheads in 1st episode' '...so you know when youre doing your threesome thing at the weekend and the moonlight is bouncing off your heads and arses..does than not get a bit confusing..?'' BEST LINE EVER!!!! lmao
BodomChildBreeder 1 year ago
My favourite episode: Blood.
"(Inspects starter) Not enough mince.....(Grimaces and hurls plate at wall). MANNY, DO YOU HAVE A TOWER OF SOUP FOR ME?!"
"What's this? Where are the turrets? IT'S RUBBISH! START AGAIN!! (Smashes another plate)"
"Here, take this out to table twelve..." "What? No, th-there are no plates." "Well...USE RECIPE BOOKS WITH PICTURES OF PLATES ON THE FRONT, DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?! HERE!!!"
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago 4
@EddieTheFishReturns
Hahahaha! Classic! Definitely one of my favourites if not my favourite!
MY OVEN CAN COOK.... BITS OF OVEN!!!! XD
aurifelix 1 year ago
@aurifelix: Haha! Exactly!
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
This is brilliant, really! The music suits him, but you may have wanted to use Beethoven instead ;)
Scarlettfever1991 1 year ago
does anyne else find Dylan Moran weirdly attractive?
lotzsplotz 1 year ago 3
@lotzsplotz WHAT THE HELL??? HE IS THE SEX !!!!
YoMommaShugga 1 year ago
@YoMommaShugga no i thats what i think!!! just no one i know agrees with me...freaks
lotzsplotz 1 year ago
@lotzsplotz Piss midgets...
YoMommaShugga 1 year ago
@lotzsplotz Yes....it scares me.
Scarlettfever1991 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"I need some fizzy-make-feel-good"
CootsProductions 1 year ago
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CootsProductions 1 year ago
I think we all have a little Bernard Black in us! This music fits so well with Bernard!
JustaCornerstone 2 years ago 5
im sorry, but all this song reminds me of is the Behar summer sale advert, hahaha
shuggyduggy 2 years ago
the genius that is bernard black
Stannerzz61 2 years ago
This is perfect - love it!
Poor Bernard. xD
thedarkfish 3 years ago 3
Very interesting combination there! :) Good work!
awilde 3 years ago
omg aurifliex ur da bst can i b ur friend lol
ImplosiveFire 3 years ago
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ImplosiveFire 3 years ago
thIS IS DA BEST VIDEO EVER!! cn u ask 2 be ma m8 iv only jus joined
nickywild1234 3 years ago
i love bernard black hes da best dylan moran ur da best damn actor ever and comedian well done aurifleix u did gud
nickywild1234 3 years ago