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  • the crappy picture clips take away from the comedy, which is good.

  • An absolute masterpiece.

  • thats one annoying laugh !!

  • i miss bill

  • Are these songs by Bill ???

  • "They carry their balls around in a wheel barrel." I see where South Park got the idea. XD

  • @corycashatt90 hahahaha exactly what i was thinking. ive heard somewhere that theyve been pretty influenced from bill before. not positive on that though.

  • what song is this?

  • @nicetomeetyou25 You don't own shit. Even that trailer you live in is rented.

    You're just pissed off that you're ugly, useless, and have a tiny dick. Go cry about it somewhere else.

  • @RaHaHaMen nigger, nigger

    tellin lies

    back face and bloodshot eyes

    crooked toes and crooked nose

    thats the way a nigger goes

  • @nicetomeetyou25 'Back face' dear god you're a moron

  • Your values were given to you by the culture around you, not some strange wellspring of internal design.

    Keep that in mind when you talk and act with others because as much as you would like to think you are correct all culture on this planet black white chinese indian is based up bullshit or bad science.

    Escpecially religion.

  • So here you are claiming clack people ar only 3/5 human, a claim that wont stand up against any scientific scrutiny no matter how you look at it. For starters we coulnt't have children together, at that rate you'd have just as much chance of siring offspring with a horse.

    Primarily you will fight what I have to say because it super imposes on your current value system a set of values that are better but naturally due to human nature you will attempt to reject.

  • Were I then to come by you "tribe" and see you had five shrunken heads around your neck and I said "doesnt that bother you?!" you might very well say "sure does my brothers got ten"

    Just remember once upon a time families went to see romans feed christians to lions and children would ask their parents if they could go again next week... but only if they were good and didn't bother the mother the father would say.

    Were they insane... no their value system was corrupt.

  • Starting with the culture you grew up in which educated you and gave you the set of values you now hold. Were I to take you at birth place you in a amazonian head hunters tribe and you were adopted and raised in their culture you would grow up to be a head hunter and not speak english even though your white. You just thought I was black for backing up my fellow human which goes far to show you how perceived views on people can be totaly wrong.

  • @Gantzer1 America is for the WHITE MAN not the niggers unless there in the monkey section of the zoo

  • @nicetomeetyou25 Are you being satirical? I would hope so, surely you cant be that stupid of an asshole?

  • I'm sure I made my point about cultural indoctrination and that what you were fed from either your parents or the KKK is irreleavent, invented and only conveniant for those who wish to aquire free labor or land and resources. The blow back usually comes in the form of a revolution and a lot of dead people achieving absolutely nothing for either side. I'm done you wont get any more replies from me.

  • Im white born in merry old england and raised in australia. Though just to fuck you up did you know the entire human race can be traced back to seven females from an african tribe during an evolutionary bottleneck 200000 years or so ago during one of the planet's past ice ages.

    So your decended from black people... isnt that ironic.

    Maybe you should get back in that field and pick your own damn cotton.

  • @nicetomeetyou25 Woh dude, you're a pocket of rot that needs to be removed. I wish I knew where you lived

  • @RaHaHaMen oh you think you can threaten me i don't tolerate that bullshit you fucking nigger

  • @nicetomeetyou25 You don't get a say in it. You deserve to be squashed like the useless bag of puss that you are.

  • @RaHaHaMen go back to coonfrica you fucking nigger

  • @nicetomeetyou25 You've said that 3 times now. Is that all you've got? Or perhaps your vocabulary is as limited as your intelligence.. What a sad little man you are.

  • @RaHaHaMen give me back my TV you fucking nigger

  • @nicetomeetyou25 I really hope your not a grown man, because if you are, you're a fucking pathetic excuse for one. You're comments look like something typed by a 6 year old. Coonfrica? What kind of dumbass comes up with this shit?

  • @1591540 i'm 41 you fucking jungle bunny!! what!!!

  • @nicetomeetyou25 Wow, 41. i guess that makes you an even more pathetic sack of shit. And what the fuck is someone your age doing trolling Youtube videos? I would think you would be more concerned with finding some videos of Hitler to jack off to.

  • @1591540 get a job nigger i'm sick of paying for your EBT card jiggaboo

  • @nicetomeetyou25 You're a middle aged man trolling internet videos, instead of doing something productive with your life, and you're telling me to get a job? You don't know anything about me, you inbred piece of shit. I do have a job, and i'm in college, and i'm not black. Do the world a favor and never leave your trailer park. Un-evolved filth like you will never be accepted by the civilized world.

  • @1591540 i work full time you fucking nigger how dare you!! mudbabies like you havent worked a day since 1865 go back to coontown!!!

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  • @1591540 your a goddam nigger stay in coontown you have no business around us humans

  • @nicetomeetyou25 "Coontown".So that's all the intelligence you could muster up, huh? Sad, but Nice try. Do yourself and the world a favor and jump in front of a moving truck.

  • @1591540 do the world a favor and go back to coonfrica nigger

  • @nicetomeetyou25 My ancestors are from Europe, you dumbfuck. and there is no such place as 'Coonfrica". Why the hell are you so stupid? It's amazing someone can get halfway through life knowing less than an average preschooler. Are you even fucking potty trained?

  • @1591540 i'll shit in your mouth nigger

  • @nicetomeetyou25 That's fucking disturbing. I don't care to partake in your bizarre fetishes.

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  • @nicetomeetyou25 Give me back my YouTube you abomination

  • Hey man, nice work. That backing track was just the right amount of melancholy for it. I loved Bill Hicks, so thanks..

  • meow meow meow meow meeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr No Cat does not approve.

  • @nicetomeetyou25 You really are a hopeless simpleton, aren't you? Why are you even watching a Bill hicks video besides for trolling? most of his comedy would fly way over your head

  • @nicetomeetyou25 Do the future a favor and cut your balls off.

  • @nicetomeetyou25 get the fuck out of our video, you humourless no mark retarded turd. This video is for humans, not inbreeds without any intelligence or sense of humour. Just spare us your inane, cretinous comments

  • @nicetomeetyou25

    You're a cancer to humanity. Hope you'll someday be cured.

  • @nicetomeetyou25 Boy you sure got me there, sport! Best come back ever! Oh wait... Nope. Want a cookie, darling?

  • @nicetomeetyou25

    LOL, aren't you the same guy who was making homophobic comments on some other Hicks video? Fuck, you're sad, mate.

  • their is a nigger in every race. you dont half to be black, i hate every one. just some a little more than outhers

  • @nicetomeetyou25 Haha, so it is true, racists DO have lower IQ. Go finish high school and say hi to your mom for me. Haha I'm laughing, you're such a retard!

  • @nicetomeetyou25 Nope braindead shitmongers like you are. Instead of just spouting shit, feel free to actually give a reason. Go suck off a tailpipe.

  • @nicetomeetyou25 You are not human. Piss off

  • "Rare" song you have, huh? I have that song myself, and other's too.

  • Hicks, not so funny. Way too easy to make fun of racists.

  • @pretorious700

    Most comedy-audiences are liberals, that's why they always go for the easy left-wing joke.

    The LA cops were just going by the book, but the liberal audiences want to be told what they want to hear.

  • Is it just me or does he look a lot like Charlie Day in that last picture?

  • he's not racist this is funny as fuck

  • Bill would flip out knowiing there was sucky advert at the start of this

    love ya Bill!

  • Could have lived without the poor attempt at video for the first half. Luckily the poster was lazy.

  • @pmcfee1968 Also about 14 when I made this haha. I officially apologize for the video, I just wanted to get more Hicks in everyone's lives

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  • I'm probably the only one who keeps coming back to this video and skips to 3:52 to hear this great melody...

  • @NickNorie15 not anymore

  • @NickNorie15 something tells me you'd like eric johnson!

  • OMG what is the song at the end it is christlike

  • Bill Hick's is probably the only comedian who gets funnier with time!

  • Jeezus wat ballz

  • I'm a Bill Hicks fan, but in this regard I think he's a little off. While there are many productive black members of society. As a whole (not individually) blacks are a inferior race. - less intelligent, more violent, poor abstract thinkers, and have poor sense of community. Reality isn't always politically correct.

  • @Kaizen454 Don't blacks carry the dominant gene regarding skin colour?

  • @ZenMaster1992 sure..they are also dominant in athletics. They do have some positive traits. Some are quite intelligent. Neil Degrasse Tyson is one of my favorite people on the planet.

  • @Kaizen454

    Yet another brainless fucker. Have you ever considered thinking about the social inequalities that promote the violence and lack of sense of community you speak of? You're just dressing your brainless points to hide the face that you're just a racist cunt.

  • @NickNorie15 Social inequalities.that's an excuse. Hell remove the "social inequalities", look at the entire continent of Africa. Name one black country that isn't rife with crime, corruption, and poverty. You can give blacks an mental aptitude test not just in the United States but anywhere in the world and they test lower than whites and East Asians. I guess mother nature is racist. Sorry, your ideals don't fit reality. Keep taking the blue pill. You can't handle the red pill- reality.

  • @Kaizen454 The reason SOME black people may score lower in a mental aptitude tests is because they were and still are slummed, now it's disguised.

  • @destroysubgenres some? Try the majority. Do a little research before you speak. I'm not implying all blacks are dumb. But their bell curve of intelligence lags behind other races.

  • @Kaizen454 There minds are the same as ours, what you're talking about is related to an attitude developed by segregation. If there lower intelligence had anything to do with their minds then people like Martin Luther King and Hendrix never would have been able to develop their minds like they did. You're wrong.

  • @Kaizen454

    Accept this, mate: You're the inferior person. You're the unintelligent person. How does that feel?

  • @Kaizen454 you are really saying there are no social inequalities in africa.... your ignorance is showing

  • @Kaizen454 If Bill Hicks was alive today he would destroy you.

  • @RobbiePK really, with what? I'm talking reality. This isn't made up shit such as religion.

  • @Kaizen454 of course that has nothing to do with the history of how blacks were brought to america.... perhaps things would be different had we been treated correctly from the start... (instead of enslaved, raped, murdered, etc...) such treatment would have many generations of consequences naturally

  • Bill was great, this and his stand-up bit about gays in the military were so good.

  • With the figures of rape being between races as follows 35,000 white women are raped by black men every year. while, 13 black women are raped every year by white men, blacks have nothing to FUCKING CRY ABOUT.

  • @irrepressiblenobody that's a garbage statistic and you're ignorant if you believe that.

  • @irrepressiblenobody

    You've got something to cry about, mate: You appear to be missing a brain.

  • Again, what's up with some of the people in Hicks' audience? He is getting some humor out of the disgraceful shit that happened but there's no need to laugh like hysterical, idiotic hyenas at the stuff he's saying. Did anyone watching this laughed like some of the animals you can hear in the video? Fuck them, American decadence is funny but not that much. Mostly, it's sad.

  • @NickNorie15 nah is funny

  • we need ya over here with us Bill. no such thing as another Bill Hicks, legend genius.

  • Damn, that edit @3:52 threw me off lol

  • courtroom murmurs "Jesus! What balls!"

  • I appreciate the effort but why do we need visual aids for this?

  • Our wonderful officers need to sit down, pop a cold one and listen carefully. :)

    Bill describes these turds perfectly.

  • A witch from the Disney movies is in the audience!

  • @elchafa deer god i lold

  • What the fuck? "not so well know".....are you fucking kidding me? He is by far, THE most famous American comedian OF ALL TIME. Have u been living under a goddamn rock?

  • whats the song at the end?

  • @fedoremilienenko its hicks own music

    it plays in the background on some tracks in between topics on "arizona bay"

  • @metalheadtilimdead12 oh wow cool thanks for the reply

  • Coon: "That's right. It's how you look at the tape."

    Hicks: "Would you care to tell the court?"

    Coon: "Yeah Okay sure......For instance well...you play it backwards you see us help King up send him on his way!"

    LMFAO!! I'm black and this is one funny ass stand up!!!

  • xcuze me .. xcuze me .. xD hahahha

  • best video editing lmao

  • back then they used to beat people and get away with it ... recently I hear cops killing people and only loosing their job and in some cases not even that

  • that one chicks cackling laugh HA HA HA HA HA

  • what is the song at the end

  • "Is life too fucking weird, or what?"

  • Why would you defend such a disgusting criminal as Rodney King?

  • @anglaismoyen Guess as Bill said, it's how you look at it. Thank fuck I don't look at things like you do. I mean you honestly believe that members of a law enforcement organisation should conduct themselves the in way these cowards did? You are a flog. At no point did he defend King so you either you weren't even listening or you are a complete fucking tool, I suspect both. Fuck off and die.

  • @hirdy6 Reacting with anger is going to help, is it? I know it's the internet, and in particular Youtube, but it's not necessary. And no, he didn't really defend King, but I also didn't claim he did, did I? If I wasn't listening, you weren't reading.

    I don't think members of law enforcement should conduct themselves in that manner, but I was referring to the people who get teary-eyed over this dangerous criminal and bully.

  • @anglaismoyen What have we here some kind of mental analyst? Not angry or trying to help, what sort of smartarse bullshit are you going on with? You asked the question 'Why would you defend a disgusting criminal as Rodney King and now you try to worm out of it? Fucking pathetic, not angry because I'm used to turds like you. Whatever King did, he didn't deserve that. You try to cover that up with a tsunami of bullshit and word games. and if you don't like You Tube, then do as I said and fuck off.

  • @hirdy6 What am I trying to worm out of? When did I claim I support police brutality? You should invest in a punchbag instead of working yourself up over nothing on the internet.

  • @anglaismoyen You're boring me now. I stand by what I said, you are a fuckwit.

  • @hirdy6 Sorry for not providing you sufficient entertainment. Good day then.

  • @anglaismoyen Yes, let's not get 'teary-eyed' over a man being bashed to near death by a group of people supposedly working to serve and protect. I should have read that into your verbal assault on the guy. You are a fuckwit, amazed you can remember to breath in and out, in a way it's a shame you do.

  • in away this set is really quite beautiful. Bill Hicks was a legend.

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  • @bongolipss oh look another asshole

  • 420 degrees....lol

  • JESUS WHAT BALLS. Holy shit that's funny. RIP Hicks

  • fuck you corporate world

  • Legendary human being, beyond comprehension of most

  • Dam, I never heard of Bill Hicks.He is Awesome; where have I been?

  • @examinfo He not incredibly well known. He died in 1994, and his stuff was too controversial for mainstream television. He did a performance on Letterman shortly before he died, and they refused to put it on air. It's a real shame, he was one of the best.

  • @Gimic300 ***He's... What the fuck, Gimic.

  • @examinfo he is a rare gem who sadly got abducted by the same UFO that abducted Jimmy Hendrix.

  • @examinfo he died all too soon for sure.

  • @examinfo I had the exact thought when I first listened to him too. That was like two years ago!

  • @examinfo Good question, he's been around for a long time! :)

  • This never gets old

  • @weez8u2

    it's the audio that counts fuck face

  • @FourthOsprey

    jk with the fuck face man. Hicks is the shit. And you're right, the video does suck.

  • Idol

  • When I am eventually dying, One happy thought in my head is that, even if I've been wrong my entire atheist life, that Bill will be up there waiting, and ill finally get a chance to talk with this genius

  • Amazing how I never seem to tire of coming back and watching/listening to Bill.

    Saw him twice in London and will never forget his amazing honesty and wisdom.

  • the problems will be resolved!

  • Niggers? What's not to hate about them?

  • I can only imagine what Hicks would say about the state of the world today. It's too bad he had to die so young. I can't think of anyone other than Carlin who even went anywhere near where he went. And I also can see why he never gained mainstream success in America. The people who own America didn't want his ideas coming out on a mass scale.

  • @komedydude He woulnd't say anything but this. "Dude can you wait right here? I ran out of ammo!"

  • LOL to your note halfway through...

  • Black people, all people, are beautiful and the NAZI fucks need to be controlled!

  • his delivery is flawless. legend

  • It's a shame that there's not many (infact, no one) people like him around today.

  • occupy wallstreet protest

  • i love that music at the end.

  • @SpockCanYouSaveme That was Bill Hicks playing guitar. He was a very talented guitarist.

  • @MysticRealmz2112 ~ no shit? first time i've heard this bit [i guess there's more Bill to catch up on than i thought] and this playing. holy FUCK was this funny! i should find out which show this is from. it sounded like a d.i.y. jam at the end.... thank you for rocking us all those years, Bill! keep enjoying the smoking and rocking for all us sufferers down here;^)

  • 4/20 degrees :P

  • Oh man, If you could see what's going on now, Bill!!! Maybe you were spared in some way. Still miss you though. R.I.P.

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  • check out jim jeffries, he's a brilliant comedian and still alive... Barely 

  • Muchos Gracias!

  • how ironic, and advert for a Bill hicks video...

  • @taylorschronic I skipped :D

  • @taylorschronic indeed

  • I would hate to be a comic today. Even if they are considered the best, they'd probably wouldn't even crack into the top 10 all-time.

  • @cujospawn top 10 shooot I would like top 20 I dont care what people from 2000-2011 Dave chappelle is TOP 10!!. but as far as all-time he might crack top 20 or 30

  • @mexicanese50 ??? Not so well known?!? I'm in Australia, and have been since 1976. Hicks is very well known.

  • I love this song at the end of the video, what is it, anyone know ?

  • @Zeuszgrl just Bill Hicks I think you'll find, a lot of his comedy CDs have backing music...suits it really well, I also love the Arizona Bay bit...

  • @Zeuszgrl Bill Hicks wrote & played that. The song you are refering to is on Bill's Arizona Bay CD. He was a musician as well as a comedian & on his CDs he would write songs and have tracks of music between each bit. He wrote & played all of the guitar & bass & some of the drums for all of his music.None of the songs had titles. Bill didn't want to seperate the songs from the acts by distinguishing one from the other. Instead he left the music nameless for the sake of continuity & atmosphere.;)

  • I Love Love Love you Bill Hicks !!!

    Brilliant compassionate and oh so TRUE what he says here.

    Bill, you left us way way too soon,

    I will love and miss you always...

    oooxxxoooxxxoooxxxoooxxx

  • i fucking love bill hicks!