Detroit: Before & After the Attack

[MrPresidentFox]

Scary Movie 4 wasn't that great but had jokes like this that bought up the occasional chuckle. Least it's better than 1 or 2.

[vuluver135]

i am so surprised there detroit is... you know they have a fudruckers? good food...

[residentevil5pwner]

THE DIFFERENCE IS SOO HUGE

[BricktownBubba]

Thanks Kwame Kilpatrick.

[roger201288]

LOOOOL

[Fridaey13txhOktober]

Scary movie is BEEN RACEST!1!!

[Jdar01]

@Fridaey13txhOktober How is it being racist? Your being racist for thinking that, you thought about black people? Didn't you, Didn't you? RACIST!

[Fridaey13txhOktober]

RAAAAACEEEEEEEEST!!

[Jdar01]

@Fridaey13txhOktober Teehee.

[Jdar01]

Respond to this video... Btw, I'm black. Sooo, yeah, nah, this isn't racist.

[lionking4iscomingIV]

how is a racist comment a top comment?

[Fridaey13txhOktober]

Because its true.

[JPHIV19]

detroit BLOWSSS



[TheKiNgTaY313]

@JPHIV19 Have you ever been to detroit lol.

[JPHIV19]

detroit BLOWSSS

[chclatedip]

3 people are from Detroit.

[unreal3010]

Chicago baby!!!

[JLP228]

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[MarcoTokes]

thumbs up for canada

[pedrosemxbox360]

WOW! AWESOME CHANGE!:O

[PowrSurge]

I am soooooo sick of you critics throwing Detroit up under the bus it is gonna make me scream!!! Detroit is a wonderful, hard working city, where the people there tend to be gritty, tough minded, but at the same time, caring for one another. One day Detroit will rise and be the proud city that it once was!

[GARTV101]

@PowrSurge detroit is a shithole and you know it

[PowrSurge]

@GARTV101 Ever been there?

[wwefanworld]

@PowrSurge hahaha. No it's dead. AUTO INDUSTRY has left and there are no jobs. And blacks are majority. I fear old great great Detroit is nothing but a stinky pile of shit now. But beware due to Israel and Greedy politicians foreign policy I can guarantee this will be coming to a city near you! Chicago, New York...are just a few I see. Being from Chicago I fear the day.

[danpascooch]

@wwefanworld Oh no blacks are a majority!

I like how you include that as if it's a problem on par with "no jobs"

Racism is alive and well today

[wwefanworld]

@danpascooch lmao. That first line (Oh no blacks are a majority!) has been spoken as the last words for the hope of a city. Once it happens schools test results go down, violence goes up, and all the other obvious. Also, do you know in the wonderful black community of Detroit a child is more likely to get ARRESTED then GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL? Indeed, oh no!

[danpascooch]

@PowrSurge

You can't get more "gritty" than being shot 15 times.

"Come to Detroit, grittiest city in the country!"

[TheAmericanCanadian]

lol, i moved from the ghetto of the u.s, being Detroit, to the ghetto of Canada, being Hamilton. i have a wonderful life.

[DOGOFWAR777]

@TheAmericanCanadian

Quick question, Is Alaska to Canada like the south is to America? 

[shhtephe]

@TheAmericanCanadian You have absolutely no idea what a ghetto is if you consider Hamilton a ghetto. Hamilton is a wet dream of a city compared to Detroit.

It's the waterfall capital of the world. Not a ghetto :)

[TheAmericanCanadian]

@shhtephe

have you seen downtown?

sure the mountain is nice, but go downtown, not the nicest place.

[shhtephe]

@TheAmericanCanadian Downtown is crummy at one spot on barton. That doesn't even remooooooootely count as the ghetto!

[yeayoutoocool]

@TheAmericanCanadian shithead it aint that bad downtown its all rich people but.on the way there its shity. come by my part tho mcGraw and cecil

[ElBarto3131]

@TheAmericanCanadian

At least it's not Winnipeg.

[roxandroy]

the only part that make me laugh, curiosly i watched this movie in detroit.

[djsquirt313]

gotta love the D.

[XYumekoX]

I used to live in Detroit and now I live in Farmington Hills. It wasn't like this when I was a kid. But now it sometimes feels like this when I drive there for concerts and things. I'm proud of being from Michigan and I hope the best for Detroit. Aside from that, this clip did make me laugh. Just have to have a sense of humor.

[747070]

the best joke ever xD love it <33

[hahdjasus1]

lmfaoo, i live theree.

[1crazyalex]

HA HA HA HA so funny

**add favourite**

[imbadatnames390]

lol:D

[katribodkit]

pieces of really africa in usa...

[TylerMontana]

It's funny because it's true :)

[yeayoutoocool]

@TylerMontana ur probablu some little bitch from the suburbs.detroit is a shiit hole but it aint that bad.yea it is still funny tho

[SuckYaPoo]

LOL this always makes me laugh

[TaffyAlpha]

The US army would accomplish more than it does now by attempting to occupy Detroit.

[quik8484]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

[tetavo]

love this scene

[DrHershey]

How did a movie clip turn into the topic of Africans and AIDS??

[kaisenachiuchiha]

lol seems like to me because there was a black woman in the clip everyone went haywire...ive seen this many of times before mostly starting with the redneck population

[BigBrotherMateyka]

Anything can be turned into a geopolitical debate on YouTube. Sadly. -_-

[LulzIshall]

No, you have to remember that raping a black person is like playing Russian roulette, except with AIDS instead of bullets.

[electricbayonet2]

You're confusing blacks with Africans. It's Africans in some of the worse nations that have a 25% chance of having AIDS.

[LulzIshall]

All I know is that the black population, on it's own, is just ahead of Ivory Coast in AIDS infections. Somewhere in the teens, I think, I recall Ivory being relatively clean.

[electricbayonet2]

Possibly because there's more to African than the Ivory Coast. Like, for instance, mainland Africa, North Africa, South Africa, East Africa, West/South-West Africa. All of which have more people than the Ivory Coast.

[YojimboBJJ]

scary movie 4 is pretty dumb for the most part, but i did crack up when i saw this scene. probably my favorite scene of the movie, or the scene where cindy is talking to the little japanese boy and they're saying things like "toyota, mitsubishi, sony".

[cassius969]

Looks like an improvement to me :p

[electricbayonet2]

Maybe the alien doom-robots will clean up the city.

[RevolutionOfCG]

BWAHAHAHAAHA!

[dsan224]

lmao its the same thing except there are aliens!

[Derek799]

Balitimore is currently the most violent city

[cesaragustincolman]

i lold

[liltr44]

Man that scene sucks, fuck scary movie 4 the movie was trash and everyone from Detroit don't let the bs from the media and other people make you ashamed to be proud of the D. We know it's not looking good but being scared to say your from Detroit, or being proud to celebrate its accomplishments won't make it better.

[silentkillah07]

BWUAHAHAHAHAH...detroit is a shithole ...nuff said

[Michigame]

That's fucked up that Detroit is being viewed like that. The D is not that bad.

[LaharlD2]

I think when the bordering cities around Detroit thinks that Detroit "belongs" in the middle(or hopefully at the bottom) of lake superior, they'll be fine. They will still "try" and shoot the fish. Even a massive school of killer sharks would runaway though. Wow

[jhemphill83]

Yeah...no surprise here...

Too bad we can't give Detroit to the Canadians...

[PlanBSk8er45]

Haha, I can just see that.

"Oh, uh, ya want some drugs? Well, uh, how about some good Canadian jerky instead, eh? Oh, is that a gun, eh?!?!? Oh crap, eh?"

Haha, silly Canadians

[bittergunowner12]

Lol.

[2kwolfgang]

If that thug Kwame Kilpatrick stays in office much longer this could be a reality. Detroit is in bad enough shape without the Mayor being a criminal.

[SmashKoopa]

lol im from detroit. or near it

[gavinandmichael]

that was fucking hilarious

[ogirv101]

lmao rofl this shit is funny as fuck laugh my fuckign ass out!

[CheeseyConstipation]

LOLL.

[aus199699]

thats funny even tho i live there

[martialmonk]

Gotta admit it's funny, even as a native of Detroit. Like others, I had to move to get employed. But the Red Wings are number one. Take some pride.

[bittergunowner12]

A sports team from Detroit actually won something?

[xxnwaxx1]

yup.cause they all black

[gangbangazmostwanted]

LOL AT THE PISTONS

[silenthillbilies]

the sould actually nuke that place, and i know about the effect of radiation and everything and what the survivors suffer but for fuck sake bomb that place

[2kwolfgang]

haha LOVE this clip. I live over on the west side of the state. Detroit is the armpit of Michigan. I only go there if a good concert is at St Andrews or the Palace.

[thesystemxdown]

i laughed so hard when i first saw this

[westDETROITboy]

WOW I hope the people that`s proud of this is under 10 without a brain

[dosus100ver2]

hmm detroit sucks and im from detroit

[Basillisk1]

freakin awesome!! xD

[coolixin123]

this is hilarious! lmao!!!!

[youngdetroiter]

LOL... I love Detroit. There is nothing funny about the crime, but it is pretty close to the reality. We're making a comeback and we'll get our long deserved respect. Believe 'n the D! (reppin' 8 Mile and the 313)

[ITOMIC85]

Why the hell are all you detroit residents PROUD of the fact your city is the laughing stock of the US? I'm from New York, the FORMER laughing stock. It's now the safest big city in the US. You should do something about your crime ridden city. It's a distaster.

[silenthillbilies]

you know that New York( if it's was an independent nation ) it would have the same economy as south korea

[chwuwd]

o... k... so where are the production bays of new york? how about agricultural concerns as well as natural resources?

[LulzIshall]

If all the black people in America counted as a separate nation, they'd be in front of Ivory Coast in "Who has the most AIDS?", too.

AIDS is bad, wear condoms.

[LulzIshall]

What about LA?

[ITOMIC85]

LA? I dont care much for LA either. It's a fake city with fake people.

But that's another story. XD

[pIVp897]

fuck you!!! LA RULES!

[mikemart21]

...LA is the plastic capital of the world

it does not rule

[kaisenachiuchiha]

it rules in plastic.. lol

[boxingfan86]

Yeah LA RULES!

[barcode0954]

but DETROIT is better ;)

[Deathofblades]

Lol your a dumbass. Detroit had to get the National Guard in their city which is super pathetic.

[gallien12345]

@ITOMIC85 its hard to do something about it when there's little police to stop the overwhelming crime, and no money. i dont think its as simple as you think. people who are not from detroit just dont understand...

[wwefanworld]

@ITOMIC85 NY Safest city? HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry but that was retarded. I'd rather sleep in the South side of Chicago then go to New York.

[Mikej1224]

google "new york city safest big city".

[wwefanworld]

@ITOMIC85 New York is safe? LOL OKAY Who are you kidding?

[RocknRollClown5150]

@ITOMIC85 Detroit has been a shit hole since it became industrialized

[pageu304]

@ITOMIC85 fist pumping fag

[jessome14]

@ITOMIC85 learn how to spell disaster you fucking moron, and fuck new york you pussy

[jessome14]

@ITOMIC85 learn how to spell disaster you fucking moron, and fuck new york you pussy

[rider313]

who's actually from detroit besides me?

[tjthedj14]

im from detroit and thats wat its like every night lol

[Geckogold]

Lol, hilarious stuff there :D

[Volcomrider2207]

hahahahahaahha i almost died XD

[KurtsSweater]

lol that's awesome

[fattyjosh]

LOL

[topsecret5]

hahaha so true

[IntricateSimplicity]

Lmao...gotta love the D

[IntricateSimplicity]

Lmao...gotta love the D

[chuckshissle]

.. XD

[detroit4lyfe]

D is my town, I live in the 619 for now.

[fattyjosh]

LOL ya u would make it like possibly out of border of detroit b4 US army or sumthin kicks your ass...

[lgnsniper]

wtf r u talkin about border. im from flint thats not a border of detroit, thats a city by its self. so if u got a problem with me, come find me (north side flint)and solve it. oh and we r the US army son!

[Slug5699]

theres no way u can sau flint is near us in the d flint is its own mutha fuckin city and there # 3 in the worst citys in the usa detroits 1st u cant fuck with MI

[tjthedj14]

im from detroit we the worst flint isnt even comparible to us

[Slug5699]

they are there own city but we much different

[martialmonk]

You make me sad to be from Michigan. You, sir or ma'am are UNINTELLIGIBLE. Please learn something. Anything.

[angryrose]

ROFLMAO. I love being from Detroit.

[razrlazr]

Funny...but the D can't get no respect.