5sf Joke Pitch #734

[TheNoobRapter]

accualy when you die, your boules empty. so that might just be crap coming out

[ncloet]

Subtle, brilliant, hilarious. One of my favorites right here, thanks guys.

[MsTitoxp]

dragonball p

[dreamslovesoul]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[keenfrizzle]

To review...

Press 3 for first joke

Press 6 for second joke

[Camberf]

press 3,6,7 for the short version

[DBroddd]

hold down 6 lol

[grazenificationful]

Press 3 and 7 to hear approval for suicide.

[BadMadBradTV]

FART JOKE YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!



[kigid]

Hold 6 for an alternate meep soundtrack...

[DTMRM8]

I actually laughed harder at this than most of the other ones! It was epic!

[LuckeeLappe94]

After that act, he'll be gawn a lawng tooiiimme!

[Shaidyn]

I laughed so hard I pooed a little.

[jpATempestWest]

so when are we going to see this? I've been waiting 10 months, come on now.

[theequitableprose]

Press 3 repeatedly for great justice

[Uyuzefe]

Goddamnit now everyone at work is looking at me. Don't make me laugh this hard lol

[TheRaichas]

LMFAO WHAT A MASTERPIECE

[TheMidnightPastry]

I can't wait to see the special edition of this.

[jhurst111]

i hear the music that was at the end of the crappy failblog videos

[zanygamerx]

"Wow that joke really

*puts on sunglasses*

stinks"...(press 7)

[wererat2000]

i love films that ask the age old question: is there gas after death?

[Xlicer]

Wait...

0:02 He falls backwards, which should mean he landed belly-side up

0:04 He's on the floor with his back-side up.

Holy continuity error Batman.

[magicalmysteryollie]

@Xlicer He may have fallen on his knees?



[Xlicer]

@magicalmysteryollie Meh. It looks like he's leaning way too back for it to be a knee landing..

[devilsadvocate0792]

Hit 7 for the approval your parents never gave you.

[lolzoretwo]

@devilsadvocate0792 :( been hitting it for 10 minutes straight now..

[SadlyNotJohnFreeman]

@devilsadvocate0792 Or just pause first for even more amusement.

[FaslifiedHero]

@devilsadvocate0792 I hit 7... then I began to hit 7 repeatedly, thought it was sorta funny because it looked like he was masturbating... then he said "YEAH!"

I was to disturbed to continue... O_O

[OJtheModerator]

Press 7 for instant self-validation.

[dberry02jr]

Fart Joke?

YEAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Imthespa]

i play this during homework :| it loops about 100 times lol

[SuperRollyTrolly]

Still my favorite

[6spongey98]

Even this joke was better than Pauly P

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

Def mah favourite!

[lcpuche]

@KypDurron87 *likes*

[MetalGearOtakon]

New favorite 5sf.

[timb0nic]

7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-YEAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHH!!!!!

[frannydog94]

press 3 and 6 and make a SICK beat

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

APPROVED!

[AkaChannels]

press 6

now you can be a dj :)

[AkaChannels]

press 5

now you can be a dj :)

[crazytac0]

since when can you fart when dead.....

[imacanoli897]

@crazytac0

Since the moment you've become dead.

[Metalix01]

press 7

[jawkowicz97]

haha dobre

[heytheremrchris]

Keep hitting 3 :D

[AllThatAndABag0Chips]

hold 6 XD

[DaMilkMenFilms]

this is a very strange vid if u ddnt see the title nd ur friend just randomly started playing it

[link01111]

since everyone is blinded by the rainbow of approval

if he fell over backwards from that gunshot how the heck is he lying the way he is now

realistically he should be farting in his general direction from a lying down position

[TheEnigmaWarrior]

@link01111 he did a back flip maybe? IDK lol

[John61188]

press 3

[IsaactheImmortal]

I get it because when you die you evacuate your bowels

[mpdwinell]

Oh + 7 = Kool-Aid guy

[cecisota12]

Press 7.

[XxpivotxxmasterxX]

0:03 for halarity

[AvsJoe]

Hahahahaha... just one more example of how suicide can be funny.

[GIANTSNAILS]

Hold 7 for infinite derp.

[11edwardsd]

@GIANTSNAILS Hold 6 for infinite fart!!

[TornPaperYoyos]

did anyone notice when he shot himself he fell backwards but when they show his fart joke he is lying forward????

[lcpuche]

Puts on sunglasses,

*fart joke*

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­!

[ShadowNny]

@lcpuche I'd state that we took over your shitty joke as the top YouTube text meme but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[JaredPwneded]

@ShadowNny those jokes are fucking retarded. the only thing funny about it is that people spend every waking second of their lives playing, thinking, and talking about games.

[ShadowNny]

@JaredPwneded And how are those "sunglasses" jokes any less stupid?

[rookiecopIT]

did he died? but theres one nagging suspicion about that fart *sniff sniff WTF IT SMELLS LIKE APPLESAUCE

[TheJewishRoy]

7 for jizz face

[CompoundSolutionsTV]

3 and 6 for epic suicide/farts

[lyon1535]

Is it bad this is one of my favourite 5sfs?

[InnocentTrickster]

@redattacker5123 Wow, I wasn't expecting a Dane Cook flame, especially considering he hasn't done anything recently.

[superpartysausage]

press 3 or 6 over and over

[awesomeJoz]

Press F13 for...oh wait...

[Bruceforge]

press 7, that just doesn't look right.

[LambOfJesus360]

is it just me or does 5sf have the funniest subscribers

[anzonix]

Epic freeze frame at 0:03

[kyari55]

Hold down 6 to make him fart repeatedly

[slipknotguy12]

Press 5 for joe.

[OliverMazur]

i like pressing 4 in awesome rhythm groupings :O

[Kainlarsen]

Only works once.

[Neonman78]

Press 3 over and over again, you sick fuck.

[pwner34]

Press 6 and then 7 for a "Fuck yeah" Approval

[MyInterwebs]

third joke was better XD

[maggetman69]

Hold down 3 for a perfect face.

[ZBII1Y]

I'm straight mashin' 3

[thatguywhowearsblack]

This sketch includes two of my most favourite things...a thumbs up and a rainbow

[Maddolis]

Glad to see they're now focusing more on their spacer demographic.

[exactoman]

Ughhhh. 99% of the comments on here are "press x for _____". Come on, is nobody creative anymore? I will admit Yamauzura10's comment was at least well-written.

[ChRiSiMoN]

Joke 1: Press 3

Joke 2: Press 6

[MutantMike90]

press 2 then 7

[asyla]

I'm going to be honest. I've watched this 18 times now, and I'm still laughing. Who needs to physics anyway?

[Doyledb23]

Hold 6 for earthquake fart

[SpamBAT]

hit 3 for suicide and 7 to make yourself feel APPROVED lol.

[PlagueOfBabies]

before you watch this. just press six and it will spare you the suicide

[CameraOneStudios]

I think it'd be funny if one of these guys actually shot themselves. Oh, Irony.

[TotaLoco]

epic

[wyatt2629]

keep hiting 3

[starkiller201096x]

Do 3 then 6 then 7

[jabre12]

press 3 and then 6 and keep switching

[tehcasualties]

Press 2 for the happiest man alive, well dead.

[AndresTweets]

That same evening, the assistant of TBS founder Ted Turner left Michael a quick voice-mail: Mr. Turner himself had seen and absolutely loved the "fart-after-suicide" joke. He was interested in bring aboard the cast of 5SF to produce an original pilot. Flights, room and board, pensions, and creative rights were all secured.

But Michael's La Cucaracha ringtone wasn't loud enough to penetrate the vacuum of his casket. If you visit his gravesite, legend says you can 'smell' the missed opportunity.

[marino1487]

@AndresTweets lol

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@AndresTweets I'm really liking these creative comments making their way on to the 5SF videos.

A much needed change after nearly shooting my own face off reading those piece of ass unfunny CSI sunglasses "jokes".

[jalin27]

@AndresTweets TL;DR

[starfan117]

press 6 over and over again lol.

[JFM94]

Keep pressing 3

[flimflabber777]

Haha, keep pressing 3!

[extracrispy69]

i was watching this while my mom was bitching me out, and she was talking about how if she would have swore at her parents when she was my age, she would have had her teeth knocked out. and i started lol'ing from the vid. and she was like what the FUCK is so funny about that?? hahah my mom is a cunt

[jakubelllo]

hold 3 to make your brain lol

[n00bz0r4lyfe]

hold 6 for sound effect

[XStorminTech]

Hold 7 for stroke

[Mefayor]

hehe ... but he should have crapped himself , it's what dead people do (or so i have heard ) ... hey ladies do you wanna hang out ? with my friend , i am ugly , don't mind me , okey-pokey ? :)

[proggod876]

press 1 for title press 2 for creepy guy with gun press 3 for gunshot effect press 4 for joke and fart press 5 for joke and fart (again) press 6 for fart effect and fart joke press 7 for approved guy press 8 for EEEAAAHHH effect press 9 for EEEAAAHHH effect (again) ... i took too much time on doing this

[AlexIsACarrot]

Hold 8 for disabled people

[CrazyBrick30]

Press the big red X in the top right. Also, funny video. I liked all 5 seconds of it :)

[Lemonnable]

Hold 3 for nightmares!

[HamburglarXxX]

Press 5 to find out what my sex life

[4LEXB4lmung]

Someone gotta make a GIF From 0:05 :D

[Kaluha900]

Wait! Do the combo of pressing 2, then after the guy kills himself. Press 7!

[notunfunny]

Thanks for your awesomeness

[AlyWallyCobainy]

6 6 6 6 6 xD

[MexicanSunflower]

hold down 00:06 for yankeekirby funny jock

[RickardoMute]

YEAH!

[emeriks]

pause at 0:06 for the lulz

[sentient02970]

this is a true gem of comedy

[DedFlayProdakszynz]

Fart joke! Yeah!

[KantJh]

hgahahahahaa press 3 for epic fun !

[Wilcox1336]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

wait, where the 'puts on sunglasses' part?

[zalom1modur]

I spat at my monitor laughing, seriously :P

[Arsjonisteman]

press 3 for epic rapeface :D

[mrlevrot]

if you hold 6 and you will listen for it for a while you will get to heaven(i got there)

[NinjaAnonymous]

Press 3 you guys. lol

[wolboatpo]

It looks like *farts* this case has a bad smell YEAAAaaaAaaaaHHHHHH

[fuckingchickenrape]

hold 7 oh my god

[hkfreak]

You forgot the freaking sunglasses. Oh well, you should try and get in at least 5 jokes per 5 second film.

[eddsworld]

Mike's face is honestly terrifying at the start.

[BlurbFish]

So how many of you noticed that the suicidal guy fell backwards, yet was lying on his stomach?

[Slash85350]

@BlurbFish Maybe he fell on his knees and fell forward?

[Apocol0id]

@BlurbFish He fell backwards, but the weight of his upper body caused him to fall to his knees, forward. This is stupid that no one saw this. Look at the downward trajectory of his body after the shot. He's going to fall forward after that. 

[mcjenkins7]

@Apocol0id What? Haha.

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

Keep pressing 6 for the best sound in the world lol

[QWERTYCommander]

That did not feel like 5 seconds. It felt so much longer.

[Dogman36]

PRESS 3 ABOUT 12 TIMES IN SUCCESSION

[Redemptionlikeabitch]

Press 6

[Themingemoblie]

hold 3 for epic blinking action!!!!!

[ShadowNny]

I quote the video because I am desperate for attentioooooooooon!

[LOKIUNCIA]

Lolz, Keep Pressing 3.

[XenothranHero]

Video #626!  Stitch approved!

[timb0nic]

Keep tapping 6: "Pfft" FART JOKE! YEAAAAHH!!!

[vuur150]

Hold 3: Jacking off while suiciding

[6spongey98]

Press 3 to learn what you should do in times of trouble.

[redattacker5123]

dane cook should do this joke, especially the gun part.

[hellgodhaven]

@redattacker5123 your fucking lame no joke there it's just funny normaly :D

[DeadmauFIVEisCorrect]

@hellgodhaven You don't get it, do you?

[TornPaperYoyos]

@redattacker5123 but i like dane cook :(

[redattacker5123]

Dane Cook should do this joke, especially the gun part.

[DevinedKiller]

Spam 6, Farts for all

[Yamauzura10]

Press 7 to recieve true appreciation of you, your entire being and all that you do in this cold, harsh, otherwise meaningless void, one that can be verified and summoned upon instantly. Press 7 to feel at peace with existence, find verification of purpose and satisfaction of that purpose being fulfilled. Press 7 for the answer; approval, social, personal and internal approval, the simplest form of happiness. But most of all, Press 7, that sweet, sweet 7, because of that hardcore rainbow effect.

[drpedics]

@Yamauzura10 6 is even better.

[LionstormThunderclan]

@Yamauzura10 no... its 6

[micah960]

@Yamauzura10 You could have just said "Press 7" but No! You over achieved and made the best comment ever! no press 7 for gratification

[hellgodhaven]

@Yamauzura10 reading your comment just made me the fucking happyist just now

[noisebombwarfare]

@Yamauzura10 when I pressed 7, my internet froze. fml

[UJDAQ]

@Yamauzura10 You write the descriptions in their videos don't you?

[Yamauzura10]

@UJDAQ Nope. And for the record, I celebrated getting so many thumbs by hitting 7 for each thumb. That stands at one hundred and one times. Please stop liking my above comment, I can now see sound and hear smells.

[makemebad35]

Fart Jokes are approved.

[TheBrianJ]

It's not the gunshot or the fart, it's the giant rainbow faces at the end that get me.

[iSwayzak]

Just press 7 and...

YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH

[flipkillah]

haha, I guess that was what the "fake blood" was for yesterday ;)

[SoylentBacon]

I can't wait until they make that headshot fart joke into a video...

[adambarker96]

HAHA Fart joke YEAH!

what's the song at the end? I've heard it on failblog as well