Asshole Mario Stage 4

[roxas680]

..... y are some of the reccomended videos fcking porn? lol

[siredav]

While it has been a faithful companion, your Red Yoshi cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

[Helio5Productions]

6:17

HOW DARE YOU SACRIFICE YOSHI LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

Ehhh I would've sacrificed my X-Box for that Jump :/

[grit1]

All I can think of while I watch this is SNES9X and John Stuart Mill

[AndreDestroy]

mario rage quit? NEVER

[Randomboy2011]

Chuck Norris can beat this level less than 0 seconds

[Dinky12]

gotta go fast

[richja23]

why is there porn shit in the side bar?

[WhiteEnvoy]

this is like the ultimate waste of time, who in their right mind would do this to himself omfg...

[Usul573]

@WhiteEnvoy

No matter what you do, save states, emulation, or use tools to assist the run, it will always be one of the most insane things ever.

Could you possibly imagine playing this with limited lives? Without tools or save states?

[Illuminatus0]

@Usul573 It's not impossible, it's just f'kin easy with cheats

[yemanyaaa]

6:13 THAT IS CALLED BETRAYAL!

[nitro836]

@yemanyaaa I'd like to believe it survived, it's a fire Yoshi after all.

[3301501]

jajaaajajaja

[Sucov]

this is what god invented japanese people for...

[Sacyn]

I find it funny that at the very end of the stage, when mario auto-walks, he drops down into the lava and the screen fades to black ;)

[Zee96969696]

must've been difficult to make this video. seriously what kind of people is this game designed for?

[LoneRookRS1]

I put this on while I'm doing other things, and all I hear is the sound of constant death...

[GunMastaRevolverLord]

at 11:30 mario ohh yeaah i a beat it ohh noooo!

[Niarize]

in these stages lava can break the laws of physics and ignore gravity!

[Rain2460]

I love Super Mario Games but I'm still scaring on any Boss' Chamber. :) But all stages in this video are very difficult . :(

[H4rdcoreProduction]

2:03 mario say : NOOOOOOOOO xDD

[PSspecialist]

What madman came up with these levels?

[clapapesa]

at 5:25 midget Mario uses red Dino as a football. lol Dino gets touchdown :)

[clapapesa]

dud u need 2 make the fat red dinosaur eat da spikes that fall off the ceiling there i just helped you :) lol

[NokoruGakuen]

and he does everything just for a "thank you Mario" ?? FUCK OF ALL!

[samuelchave]

baby yoshi o comedor

[MrVulgaris]

Peach had better put the fuck out

[licorice3333]

If we had caught Hitler, we should have made him play this game.

[paldo2002]

4:45 baby yoshi

[cicciobenzina2010]

YOU NEEDED THE YOSHI BABY? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[cicciobenzina2010]

I got to this level in one day and it's not so difficult... but there are some parts you just can't get past

[iluvsnachos]

Just got back into watching sibladeko's version, and it's fun to hum to the music as he dies until I came to realize... EVERY MARIO WORLD song has the exact same tune just with different background music and tempo! O.o in all my years, I never realized that. So noobish...

[bennyfromthe72]

Mario wants to get laid with the princess really bad.

[bennyfromthe72]

And they say the suicide rate in Japan is abnormaly high?!

[Smartuur]

this is why I concidered suicide.

[KillingJoke696]

Bravo

[GuardiaoCaveira]

10:30

LOL

[Jrballesteros05]

This mario really deserves the princess :)

[tribalninja]

So all this and the Princess is in another castle? No ass is worth this bullshit.

[zahranehme]

Is this game designed by Satan or something??

[BaronSamediVoodooLoa]

@BoogieDakloos Nah, Hitler isn't evil enough. It was designed by Jigsaw.

[MrBretowsky]

@BaronSamediVoodooLoa You're saying Jigsaw (if he ever existed) would be more evil than Hitler? Are you sure about that?

[BaronSamediVoodooLoa]

@MrBretowsky What I meant was creative. Hitler would never have made such evil contraptions like Jigsaw.

[aznboi415nigguh]

how many months i mean years did it take you to complete this level?

[BellreaReign]

ヨッシーの　お礼の言葉　「ヒゲオヤジ」　それを言ったら　乗り捨てられる

後半の強制スクロールが、有り得ない速さ…焦ります。

[Daenym]

When the scrolling started pushing Mario and all he could do was jump... wow.

[BlackLabelEric]

I am amazed that anyone had the patience to beat this..

[xFloatingCloudx]

i salute e ppl who can play, pass e game n do not hav e urge to BURN TIS STUPID GAME TO E GROUND

other then tat, tis guy is great

[cloyh]

bad ass!!!

[jfunkhardy]

when you get past a section quit showing yourself die at that section, we get it you got past it show the rest!!!

[FFfactor64]

The musical note sound is going to be mario and peach in bed when he saves her

[Beckmann2420]

All I can say is FUCK THIS LEVEL, THE JUMPS ARE HARD AS SHIT!!!DS:LKFJDS:LFKJDSF:LKJd;­lskfja;lkfjasi3j2o3ifj3892hjff­28092rf089j32f80j32089

[IMLHIS4AF]

10:30 - Those blocks spelled out the Japanese symbol for “You’re fucked!”

[cloyh]

@IMLHIS4AF awesome

[firtlasta]

@IMLHIS4AF its chinese for finished or end. (he said that at 10:30, the blocks spelled out "you're fucked!" in japanese.

[stgpr1me]

man even viewers are getting lower .... they ragequitted XD

[dinet88]

I bet the baby Yoshi saying, "Wiiiiiii!! Yeepiiiii!! Again, Again, Again! Are we there yet? I am hungry ='[" lol... Onces he is full he has to fly in dangerous condition and then wishing he was a baby Yoshi again. lol..

When Mario jumped off Yoshi to leave him in the Lava. I bet his last words were, "MARIO!! I TRUSTED YOU!!! F#@! YOU!!!" x_x...

[MultiLuKiN]

And now also this fucking penguin... Who I am, Chuck Norris?

[MultiLuKiN]

*Stop the game to 0:00

*Press right and up for many times

*Thumbs up if you can play snake

[ScrollSpike777]

I wanna hear how much he cursed from any bull crap deaths. i bet he lost his cool more then once :B

[HitoneToni]

I love how the game says finished but mario still dies by screen lock haha. "You're finished! Here: death by screen 4 U."

[MrLanonyme]

44 persons aren't sadistic

[boltdragon31]

@xdrummer7418x nah, he was beating games like these when he was three xD

[123themysteryman789]

this looks HARD not as hard as i wanna be the guy, but still insanely hard

[actinoidify]

this person has nerves of solid steel... I would have destroyed my game/computer after playing this... :D

[selfeva]

Fucked up shit at 10:30 ! Hahh . xDD ! I'd be pissed ass fuck and wouldn't even play anymoree ! Shit , I don't think I'd pass the first level ! xDD !

[mijgame]

this is for 6 year old koreans

[tiagox93]

2:03 loved his despair

[BonazaiGirl]

I didn't know Mario was a Survival Horror game.

[alienisuntverus]

You know a game is hard when you get pissed off when you're just watching the video!

[bigfloridapimp]

@alienisuntverus I know! I laugh and I cringe at this abomination.

[jslindsey93]

6:16 OMG YOSHI NOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :'(

[DaBrickBreaker]

9:24 wtf??????

[kurorreach]

OMFG I would have destroyed SOOO many controllers trying this lol

[Zaidon7]

He didn't know that if you release the up/down arrow when you jump on a vine, Mario won't grab back onto it immediately. That way you will jump the standard height on the vine instead of doing those short little hops.

[LobsterRageFists]

imagine the AVGN playing this

[hotlavatube]

That's a lot harder than I remember this game...

[299458]

one of the only game where 99 lives is one levels worth

[4evaEevee]

Heavy from TF2: u r dead, not big suprise

[psycosid666]

super asshole mario

[jvinai]

over 5000 dead !

[cocacola443]

You know, usually playing a video game is far more fun than watching someone else play it. Not in this case. :)

[WFAMoFo]

This game had me frustrated and I'm not even playing the game, but I was batting my head back pissed off as if I was. Good videos though, man. Edge of your seat action.

[IHateDoyaGao]

10:30

完

[pineaple2010]

At da end mario commited suicide XD

[krijgered666]

GODDAMMIT!! I FORGOT TO EAT THE KOOPA AT 4:00 and overwrited the snapshot!

[AustinL0L]

if that robot from portal had sex with a copy of super mario world this would be the outcome

[ramwil12]

u must had a orgasm when u finished the stage

[Umguerreirok]

Did he died?

[twiggyjali]

Why does it go so fast?! o_o This is really impossible...

[GamerMadMax]

YOSHI! DAMN YOU MARIO! YOU TRAITOR!

[Austinman14]

I liked the part when he died.

[lalotulahgo]

ala verch

[ChronusDio]

10:00 headshot

[master1cheif0]

In the words of Ron Simmons......DAMN

[SenorMatatan]

at 9:22 i think this person was holding the right button really hard from the anger or they just wanted to hear the mario dying sound really quick.

[Yonkage]

The second half is epic:

LUDICROUS SPEED... GO!!

[dvroyt]

I am playing this game, but I can`t pass the 6:42 ... I just can`t jump

from the first plant to the second ... how do you do that?

[M4rsu]

@dvroyt Skill.

[greensoup123]

9:24 - best death ever

[lolololyoyo]

just watching u die makes me frustrated...im not saying i can do better its just that i know that feeling of working hard and progressing rly far and then dying.

[tilamu]

yoshi sacrifice for "good luck" (in suicide)

[tilamu]

Mario is on crack

[eiwolf93]

i already get mad just watching it... cant imagine how i would react playin that...

[bargoth125]

At 2:03 I was like "WHAT?!! O.o"

[DarkBonesDaku]

In this video you died 47 times. That's 194 times so far in the series.

[Runic375]

6:15 NOOO YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Runic375]

LOL 1:23 Thwomp attempts SUICIDE!!!!!

[BastardJack]

Wow thanks for playing through this so I don't have to!



[FFfactor64]

okay heres when u know that if ur house is like this just call tha ghostbusters XD

[siradmiralbanana]

Since when do plumbers do this?

[HiddenDataFilms]

1:20

I will crush that Mario! Fuck I missed! Nooooo!!! Suicide!!!

[OsakaYurikKajitani]

2-04

(jrandom jumping)

almost like OMG WHAT DO I DO NOW!!!!!!!!1

[wiigamer40]

That's not how you make a sandwich...

[wiigamer40]

Thats not how you make a sandwhich...

[kcizzle1987]

I'm pretty sure it's the kanji for 'fire'.

[lathamary]

hey...maybe you can show us how many deaths you got.

[MrStrazzer2010]

the mario's lifes are always 99.

[trojanman699]

6:15 poor yoshi... T_T

[Jotolink]

@trojanman699 Mario: Welll yoshi this looks like where me and you split up at sooo....*Jumps*

And @ 10:30 what kanji is that?

[trojanman699]

@Jotolink haha thats exactly what happened :), and I'm really not sure what kanji it is, i never took japanese, or chinese, whatever language it is.

[Magicforever1000]

Ah 10:26- 10:30 You were looking so dynamite.. Man..

[Cecekcz]

02:05 So helpless :D

[VicTheMouth]

Just imagine what the guy form mario frustration would do and say if he had to play this level

[unorthodoxJ]

it seriously ask if you want to save?

It's like fuck you yea I want to save

[HeroOfTime1230]

SKILL AT 5:29

[VideoMixer2]

Gwah. MARIO KILLS Yoshi!

Mario is such murder

[tyrant234]

now this is the real mario stages, the originals are for pussys

[autigerssuck]

I could beat this on the first try.

[BiiLuiiLuii]

so fuck-.-lll

[maldread88]

"O R U KIDDING ME?! NO! NO! NOOOO!" 2:03 - 2:07

[Deadpool948]

whoever maked those levels is a fucking sadist

[TheRocketMouse]

@Deadpool948 No, that's whoever plays these levels.

[houstone832jr]

@BrokenShuriken did you know that chuck norris is mario

[stevet17]

Can you imagine the profanities that must be coming out of this player's mouth??

[TaterMySalad]

2:03 - you can't go back now, Mario. You can never go back.

[TSyaoranCC]

what edition is this? seems quite easier than the one i'm actually playing... the tube at the end is above a water pool, and if you don't get it fast up, you get crushed against a wall...

[chevalier88]

i can almost feel the desperation at 2:01

[CH37005]

8:45 best death

[sebastianbrosche]

srsly. 06:15 and forward=Pr0.

[HiIh76]

At the end, the full run through is like a work of art.

[Ultimatt19]

the hidden blocks crack me up every single time.

[Armalizilto]

What if Asshole Mario Galaxy was real?

[actionist2009]

LOL that is assholish! btw, how can I get to create levels like this? do i have to buy something?

[Retrofanatic10]

@epicjibberjabber ( stands up ) Sacrifices? *breathes in*

Oh my son. It was only a yoshi? ( realizes what he just said and walks away )

[resinate]

they did a stupid update on the map, now the 2nd stage is unbeatable now.

[rage7446]

10:26 LOFL Mario goes matrix

[TheRocketguy27]

this should be like a game-addon for super maroio world

[sebastianbrosche]

@TheRocketguy27 Yeah! You could run a competition between your friends moms, see which one of them sticks too it the longest.

[bottomlesschad]

I could understand your friend doing one of these, out of curiosity. Maybe # 2 as a favor. 3, I can only imagine was done out of sheer masochism. But to agree to a fourth time??? What the HELL is wrong with that guy??!!?

[D00NK10]

your vines are closer than on my version -_-

fml?

[kattowitz4]

6:13 omg he killed yoshi!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[judgetwelve]

oh man, it's just pure evil, even all the way to the end AFTER he finishes the level.

[MrShoeWC3]

this video got me frustrated

[MrTrapezoid123]

MrTrapezoid wtf! that was messed up BTW

[NYG4LIFE123]

I was just saying "Why even bother with the Yoshi, and then I get to the Blue shell part. This is just pure evil.

[refriaire]

LOL 11:40!!  Dead again!!!

[Fangs9090]

@refriaire Just before that I was thinking "Why is he going up? 8| Oh crap."

[moxito1]

WTF

[DOWORK1231]

BOOM headshpt at 9:59

[Kanaka415]

What I love about the videos is when he is just strolling along doesn't know what to do jumps then hits a random ass block and then falls. It makes me rofls

[Ericfloolrex]

God this is worse than reading an RL stein book

[Aztecius]

if i was mario, i'd be like "fuck this shit"