TNG Recut 72 The Captain's New Drink

[CountArtha]

"Computer: Display the latest nudity on the Enterprise."

"Library computer is temporarily off-line."

"NOOOO!!!"

[NitoSpeak]

It's good to see that the Picard's dastardly antics haven't stifled Data's creativity.

[Jerkwad152]

That Star Wars picture was quite possibly the most twisted thing I have ever seen.

...No, I take that back.

It WAS DEFINITELY the most twisted thing I have ever seen!

[Tararcalin]

I almost throw my dinner ,so hard i laught ,and fell from my chair....

''computer display the latest nudity on enterprise''

[calisuni]

I love Barclay's random appearance. :P

[MsTobuscus]

Where do you get those freaky paintings that people always paint in the show?!?!

[elheadkickio]

Oh shut up and drink your cup of piss, Picard. Not everybody pulls in enough credits to replicate your fancy sperm.

[davidjamessheets]

6 people have an icepick in their temples.

[dogdrovenorth]

Just what is happening to Wesley at 0'53"?

[Anarchist86ed]

@dogdrovenorth spaz attack.

[INTPTT]

@dogdrovenorth I think Data's painting style disturbed him.

[shmerokee]

i know what 5 people like to drink

[gussiejives]

What was Barclay doing checking his pulse? :O

[dogdrovenorth]

@gussiejives

He's a hypercondriac; he's always checking for something.

[MayberryRebel]

"Computer, display the latest nudity on the Enterprise."

[SlicertekPictures0]

Lol broccoli

[hellopie7]

I perfer sperm (cough). XD

[Tijnvaassen]

Voyeurism is the captain's favorite form of recreation.

[coyran]

Sperm hot lol

[hossenburgler1]

thats hilarious. great dubbing

[MrGoodAlex]

Dear God... Why would Starfleet program piss and sperm into their replicators? Oh, wait... maybe urolagnia and coprophilia are commonplace in the 24th century.

[CapyGuy]

@MrGoodAlex Given that the general progression of human society is to render fetishes more and more commonplace, and the Federation is supposed to be all-encompassing (except with those who still use money, as The Neutral Zone shows us), that is a logical suggestion.

[hisoj]

did picard just order a glass of hot sperm?

[mikiroony]

Juicy cartographer milfs... darn it!

[silaku]

but...picard is god...according to the last episode...

[Herufaia]

@silaku He used up his temporary god powers by pulling all of that crap.

[stuya9]

leila and joda

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

you should do one with the theme song backwards

[nbeckster1]

that is so picard

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

eww*thumbs up*ww

[GrimmReeferX]

Hahaha, "I prefer SPERM" ::fast Star Trek TNG theme:: I laughed the hardest at that.

[enkopingsbo]

Did she say jizz or piss?

[GeneralGrin]

@enkopingsbo piss

it was pretty hard to get that to sound right.

I used dialogue in which she said "Picard" and "Kiss" and combined them

[prilstrudel]

@GeneralGrin

you show us your bag of tricks.

X percent of genius is hard work.

[keeptrackfaves]

@GeneralGrin

The ss in piss sounds more like zz. Kinda makes it funnier as there's not much difference between sperm and jizz. ^.=.^

[cassandra5322]

sperm>jizz

lolol

[truefakeness]

ROFL!!! What episode did Picard say sperm in?

[dylandior123]

The ending had me choking on my drink, too! :-p

[573f4n]

Where can I get this Princess Leia & Yoda Pic in bigger size?

[kvn8907]

That cat is awesome!

And patriotic! :-D

[will2verchu]

I was already laughing so hard at the end - and then the speeded-up music over the credits finished me off - ROTFLOL!!!

[therascaldude]

Best video this month!

[LordPrick]

Well.. THAT's Why I Wear "Bare" Now... Ain't Much Of A "Provider Of The Milky Whey" For The "Lost Boys"... No Matter How Hot Penny Robinson May Be...

[Raea714]

The Picard stuff was great, but I lost it at Wesley's reaction to Data's paintings. Absolutely PERFECT.

[pvtjamesryan3]

lmao

"I preferred the sperm"

[MagikGimp]

I a-liking the new style!

[Drakomis]

I am never gonna get tired of your videos. :3

[Foebane72]

(Tastes piss, grimaces)

I preferred sperm (coughs and smiles)

ROFLMAO!!

[grahwo]

=D Hes got a taste for drinks ;)

[thepeter]

i'll slit my wrists if these ever stop

[mysterio5005]

"Computer..display the newest nudity on the Enterprise.." LOL

[SothManigan]

Oh! She said a cup of "piss." I thought she said a cup of "jizz" at first.

[LordPrick]

@SothManigan

No..No.... "Jizz" Is Code For "University-Doled Rations Of Judasim" Or "Jism" For Short.

[omlal1981]

LOL! I prefer the sperm!

[animeownage86]

Dude... you had me spit out my ice cream with that sperm joke...

[noblescott]

i prefer the sperm heheheh

[Christina314]

lmfao @ Wesley @ Geordi's reactions

[Treknologist]

What if Picard is just about to order his usual when his door chime rings and so he accidentally says "Come!" to the replicator?

[Treknologist]

Jonathan Frakes guest starred on an episode of The Dukes of Hazzard once. Ever consider doing some editing with that material?

[Treknologist]

OMG That art is HELLA GOOD! And wesley's reaction... so nice.

[spacecowboy5000]

Sperm should be served warm and not hot. Ahem! Or so I've been told.

[curiouscolt81]

wtf lol. May I ask what exactly are u trying to accomplish mr picard?

[enkopingsbo]

Hot Sperm!

[ECTBWHO]

: )

[papercutpictures]

I found it obvious and vulgar. when will i be able to say "that was... absolutely thrilling" again?

[EighteenCharacters]

@papercutpictures You cannot look at it after 74 episodes and say "Just as good as the first time I was exposed to this".

[dannyboylee]

@EighteenCharacters Yes I can

[papercutpictures]

@EighteenCharacters

I have to say that the other vids since this one have seen a return to form. And they just get better and better.

[dagorlad3]

Do I detect the Lt. Worf and the Klingon Kid in the future?

[SteelSkin667]

Who prefers piss to nice hot sperm anyway?

[nicky120791]

Too far me thinks... O_o

[knyte6426]

Damn it woman, he prefers sperm! You're lucky not to have invoked the wrath of The Picard!

[LordEyli]

@knyte6426

Hallowed is the Picard

...

damn. wrong show.

[CptFriggerJizz]

Sperm *cough cough*

[PlasmaSam]

HAHAHAHA, excellent

[starschwar]

I lost it at the drink order. Five stars just for that. Or... thumbs up. Lousy new youtube format!