Bitchez sold by the dozen yo, Monday through Friday Come get your Bitch before it's to late yo Living the life motha fucka. Peace (Comedy Purpose Only dont take this comment serious)
Just to clarify - many services allow the ad text to include the search query, in order for whoever wrote that ad to increase his relevance to you.
So, you could have just typed "Lost Children" into google or another search engine (I dont believe google has this service, but yahoo and bing do.) and it would just pull your search query and use that as the title.
I know you are not gonna believe me. But I found a great book to learn REAL magic online. I'm not kidding. It works. You wont be able to do extreme things with this though. It's for starters.If you want it, go to the address within the brackets. (amzn.to/ beawizard). Make sure to remove the space after the slash. This book is for the open minded folks. Well if you don't believe me,see the rating. If you still don't believe me, you are not open minded.
Love how you finally made your own channel bro. I used to crack up when I watched you in athenes vids. You and Tanya were the only reasons I watched his stuff. Your hilarious man.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
@Oneofthosefatguys awh, that's a pitty.. i love people with an accent.. i think it's hot when someone has a brittish accent :) or when a russian man talks english :)
I got "learn ballet" for kids under 10 and video popup (google; do you own a kid, millitary camp only for 40 dollars!!!
errrm, im British, 20, student and i do not live in the u.s....i think (looks at the union jack and england flag) nope thats england. (google ads suck)
I got a before and after ad for weight loss on an article about a guy who starved to death!
spyrolad 1 day ago
I got an ad for a latino dating site
kokoroyer 2 weeks ago
I bet this Redneck is from the South..
TheFreshEC 1 month ago in playlist OGFURIOUS
@TheFreshEC I bet you're gay
SoulGemBundy 1 month ago
I got horseback riding
chvyant 1 month ago
I have a Barnes & Noble ad right now. That's gangsta yo!
TheBiAtheist 1 month ago
Bitchez sold by the dozen yo, Monday through Friday Come get your Bitch before it's to late yo Living the life motha fucka. Peace (Comedy Purpose Only dont take this comment serious)
iMyThlc 1 month ago
i got one saying "buy a penis, 50% off on wendsdays"
then i looked down and mine was gone. well 50%... ty google
Danisanoob13 1 month ago
Starting phrase: "admire people who know my second child will also be linking the underboss open"
mekanicalhumane 1 month ago
Hey everyone racism is on sale at -22 percent off
aholt497 2 months ago 12
PEACE
eBankaiUser 3 months ago
find filippino girls in you neighbor
aggrtt 4 months ago
Lol put the transcribe subtitle thing on when u watch this its hilarious!
freakend14 4 months ago 3
what did he say on the beginning ? i eat my ppl ?
mihailo343 4 months ago
'aight ma people
aggrtt 4 months ago
:O Used Tampon WTF !!! how the fuck ll need that !
ekhtikmachichbeb 4 months ago
now i am rich and you're not......1:23
legendnemesis 5 months ago 3
@legendnemesis ahahahahahaahhaahha
mihailo343 4 months ago
I got a mr clean ad that wouldn't go off... i closed everything out and it kept telling me to buy mr clean stuff.. it wouldn't stop D:
otep67 5 months ago
Just to clarify - many services allow the ad text to include the search query, in order for whoever wrote that ad to increase his relevance to you.
So, you could have just typed "Lost Children" into google or another search engine (I dont believe google has this service, but yahoo and bing do.) and it would just pull your search query and use that as the title.
Crucial288 5 months ago
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Skowl 5 months ago
made my day :'D
kev220077 5 months ago
@kev220077 same here
toilet822 5 months ago
iam amuslim ...
i love you man
misraable96 5 months ago
i got one once that said "meet gay thugs online" 0.0
BLOOD1MONEY 5 months ago 40
@BLOOD1MONEY: Aww I want that one!
UcantResistClicking0 5 months ago
ROFL
these fuckin ads are hilarious
mr2177 5 months ago
LOL omg I love these ads
ccinbrooklyn 6 months ago
watch Yusuf estes on youtube ! :D<3
also Khalid yanis ! :D<3
shellykurdistan 7 months ago
im a muslim<3
shellykurdistan 7 months ago
@shellykurdistan fuck you - dirty paki
KingGoose24 6 months ago
@KingGoose24 love you im not a racist like u repent your sns cuz God hates those who hate !
shellykurdistan 6 months ago
@shellykurdistan i love you too... maybe one day i can cum in your ass- lets tralk about it
KingGoose24 6 months ago
white,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,power
MrBlackAndWhite3 7 months ago
@MrBlackAndWhite3 no orange power !
shellykurdistan 7 months ago 2
"Lost Childern:
whatever you're looking for, you can get it on EBay"
lol
scottyboy1119 7 months ago
he sounds like he has his cheeks stuffed full of grapes.
brotherbear000 7 months ago
lmao you accent remind me to Yogi bear xD
R4ul5k8 7 months ago
I got Google AIDS.
3XsilversilenceX3 7 months ago
mate u crack me up pmsl
smileyraw 7 months ago
I know you are not gonna believe me. But I found a great book to learn REAL magic online. I'm not kidding. It works. You wont be able to do extreme things with this though. It's for starters.If you want it, go to the address within the brackets. (amzn.to/ beawizard). Make sure to remove the space after the slash. This book is for the open minded folks. Well if you don't believe me,see the rating. If you still don't believe me, you are not open minded.
jenny25684 7 months ago
HOLD 1= YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HOLD 2= invisible maracha
HOLD 3=tea bagging furious sayin vvvvvvvvv
HOLD 4=??
PRESS 5= FURIOUS WITH A DIFFERENT VOICE SAYIN STANKY
HOLD 6=??
HOLD8=?????
PRESS 9= EHHH MUTHAAA FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
lamebubba 7 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
you are not cool you talk like a fag please stop making video
lolatyourvideo101 7 months ago
@lolatyourvideo101 GTFO
Serayanas 7 months ago
@lolatyourvideo101 '' stop doing that or a will hold my breath
Nozzdormu 7 months ago
Nowadays you can find everything on eBay.
JRISETHTV 7 months ago 2
THERE ONE SOMEWERE ABOUT this dude who ya can hunt down for $10,000
hunt4sport . com
leonanleona 7 months ago
"If you press 0"
You can see him having an enema D=<
antonio20123 7 months ago
I saw one once that said something along the lines of
'Love, find it cheap on ebay
used and new'
TheGermanbrick 7 months ago 3
dude, you're hot
starbreez3 7 months ago
are you like from US..india?
TanteTeXD 7 months ago
press 2 to make him dance
gabby03ily 7 months ago
@gabby03ily hahaha, a good one!
pieroog 7 months ago
antonio banderas is apperently selling dead pugs according to google
0ninjadoggy0 7 months ago 2
ur so random. or is it just me?
toribee4 7 months ago
Are those ads real?
dlo316 7 months ago
HAHAAHHAHAAHHAHA XDDDDDDDDDD
BeBeAyumiReturns 7 months ago
Press 6 for "Cuz you as high as a motherfucker!"
UcantResistClicking0 7 months ago
I got an add with Chuck Norris..That explains how awesome Furious is
UcantResistClicking0 7 months ago
What's with the frowning?
marioris3 7 months ago
white power my brother!! haha
SCplusKC 8 months ago
What if there was one called "black power"? Is that racist?
YomamasGaming 8 months ago
@YomamasGaming In my opinion, yes.
TheMor0n 8 months ago
@TheMor0n Not according to society.
Make fun of black people: not politically correct
Make fun of white people: not politcally correct, but barely anyone cares.
Not trying to say anything, but doesn't that show something..?
YomamasGaming 8 months ago
@YomamasGaming That was what i meant...
TheMor0n 8 months ago
@TheMor0n Good, glad there are SOME people with common sense in the YouTube community...
YomamasGaming 8 months ago
@YomamasGaming I agree with you, people are getting brainwashed by media, media thinks for them.
TheMor0n 8 months ago
@TheMor0n Yup, sad to see how dumb alot of people are in this world.
YomamasGaming 8 months ago
Osama bin Laden on Craigs list, Dumb Army never thought to look there...
danerogil 8 months ago
its like the noob below me just made that account to hate..
shawbb 8 months ago
u sucks
aeternitasjc 8 months ago
o_O
OnlyMe894 8 months ago
0:48 Blowjob face xD
Thatshortatheistguy 8 months ago
You are so sexy D:
a01087483 8 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
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wemakehiphoplookhobo 8 months ago
lol single mums
Joebro5000 8 months ago
White Power, is that not racist, yo!
OrdinaryCritic 9 months ago
Whats ads ?
;)
alexicon89 9 months ago
Make your penis larger.
Ribeyeangus 9 months ago
I saw an ad advertising deals on Pokemon, not the games
LoveAtTwilight 9 months ago
How To Steal WiFi
MrWatwut 9 months ago 85
L.O.L
VisaruSai 9 months ago
All your Ads are about Woman Furious..Idd be happy;)
ConformistJoe 9 months ago
Only on Ebay. (like comment if you agree)
PandoraLotus88 10 months ago
@PandoraLotus88 if we agreed with your comment we would like it.
and that bracketed comment completely demolishes any shred of respect i had for the comment itself.
MrGreenblatt 9 months ago
...white power... and if you were thinking of becoming a terrorist... feel free to pursue a online degree!
xXxXxDARKONExXxXx 10 months ago
...and white power...
xXxXxDARKONExXxXx 10 months ago
dude do you have eastern eouropean roots? if not where is your accent from?
rockntroopen 10 months ago
The Game, find what you need on Ebay!
TheMEGATRENT 10 months ago
My used panties
Singapore student wants to sell
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angsezrawr 10 months ago
Hollywood, your next superstar is right here!
JRISETHTV 10 months ago 5
so this is what a OG french guy sound like...
ionebananas 10 months ago
I think he could make it really big in the entertainment industry, he's incredibly funny!
MissHIPPObum 10 months ago
This is fucking hilarious :D
JRISETHTV 10 months ago
Love how you finally made your own channel bro. I used to crack up when I watched you in athenes vids. You and Tanya were the only reasons I watched his stuff. Your hilarious man.
bhatz829 10 months ago
Fish Pedicure....no thanks
abcalan3 10 months ago
ai my people!
chaza51 10 months ago
Call Sri Lanka, Get your free Lancamobile!?!.... WTF
abcalan3 10 months ago
Omfg this is awesome!~
redwaller66 10 months ago
LOL They put an HP ink ad in his video.
0:40 to see what he requested
marioluigi1234567 10 months ago
aight mah people
marioluigi1234567 10 months ago
you just smoke a joint. It wont help with pissin yo pants but your high as a mother fucker! haha epic win
carthur25 10 months ago 77
I LOVE YOUR ACCENT...ITS LIKE HALF RUSSIAN, HALF SOUTHERN
thehillsaddict 10 months ago
CAJUN
HitlerMienFuhrer 10 months ago
Hold 1 YO!
cheponchocho2 10 months ago
Fuckin love his voice. xD
junebugg045 10 months ago
Dress Louis Hamilton advert? really?!?
abcalan3 10 months ago
is there a reason you talk like that or are you just white as hell
sadchad1 10 months ago
this guy is Russian like me =D
0maga12 10 months ago
@0maga12 hes french
XxBomberMan95xX 10 months ago
@XxBomberMan95xX Belgian
mistydk 10 months ago
the nastiest one i've seen was on amazon, ages ago. saw an ad for used condoms.
X2wolverine 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
JadedRoy 10 months ago
hahahaha white power!!! that's awesome
skaplis 10 months ago
Calm down there, Elmer Fudd.
LoraTabbz 10 months ago
are you russian? but have black dialect influences or something? LOl your voice, i don't know where to begin.. awesome vid :D
rOsenoeliee 10 months ago
Saw an advert for a PS3!!! What a stupid answer :L
TinieSnipah 10 months ago
do you have black friends?
BritneyGiggles 11 months ago
"Aight my people"
Needs to be a GIF. Get to work.
FacebookNotification 11 months ago 2
looooooooooooooo
sklz786 11 months ago
I will dislike this Video because it maid me spill my mountain dew all over my pants.
genemercado1017 11 months ago
singlemothersLOL
meistershake 11 months ago 3
I got a ad for halo 2.. yep.
XxL3m0n4d3xX 11 months ago
White.....Pawa. LOL
XxXLordPainXxX666 11 months ago
I love RWJ, but I think I have a new favorite comedian.
rmeyerson2 11 months ago
The wonder boner
fatjames101 11 months ago
Used condoms. Cheap
IntenseGreatness 11 months ago
oh man, u are the best!!! XD
blackandyellowpaint 11 months ago
cheap used whore
sniper0736 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
cheap.used.squirrles, get yours today
XCheesyCharlieX 11 months ago
cheap.used.squirrles, get your today
XCheesyCharlieX 11 months ago
The funny thing, when you ry to do a ghetto voice you sound Cajun.
S0ryiu 11 months ago
where do you come from? i love your accent ;$
demispelbos 11 months ago
@demispelbos fake accent, see his vlogs :)
Oneofthosefatguys 11 months ago
@Oneofthosefatguys awh, that's a pitty.. i love people with an accent.. i think it's hot when someone has a brittish accent :) or when a russian man talks english :)
demispelbos 11 months ago
ahahahahaha
Phrix0s 11 months ago
rape why did it happen call now
haha xD
InnerCirclez 11 months ago
im just waiting for this guy to morph in to a werewolf
MegaTaurus12 11 months ago
Pleaseeeee. What kind of accent is that.
Dekuscrubb669 11 months ago 3
"Black People the best for the job so hire one now."That was a google ad
hollowspy1 11 months ago
hahaha i guess google watched this vid, now they got a ludacris ad on the right and a R rated movie ad playin before the video
MarkyJayStudios 11 months ago
"For a few hours swap your beads for a pair of dog tags."
WeDontHaveToBreed 11 months ago
The add that I saw at the begginning of your video was real-state.
dannyyunho4ever 11 months ago
lmfao lost children at eBay! xD
XGamezOnlyX 11 months ago
if he is talking like that ALWAYS his friends must most be deaf :D
Tinke4Ever 11 months ago
ahaha I see an add of a newspaper aticle bout charlie sheen
RockyRaccoonsFriend 11 months ago
Gangster ads? There is an ad for Loreal mascara on the right. You deffo need gangster ads.
nchollywood 11 months ago
31 people needed a used tampon
MrEpicWin209 11 months ago
White powa haha
bobwinsthelottery 11 months ago
this is great! lol!
Cheaptrix91 11 months ago
Dose this guy always talk like a retard?
masonrox2547 11 months ago
@masonrox2547 he has a speech impediment douche bag.
MrMutobuMan 11 months ago
@masonrox2547 nah go look at his other channel DeanLeysen.
THEjamalsykes 11 months ago
@masonrox2547 only in this form, he talks smart in his other account.
ssCindyss 11 months ago
ahhhhh lmao. terrorism degree
RenegadeBlissed 11 months ago 28
news video of a plane crash - advert for ryanair.
rockstarJDP 11 months ago
I typed in 'how provoke' and it finished it as 'how provoke miscarriage'...
Morgisaurus 11 months ago
I got "learn ballet" for kids under 10 and video popup (google; do you own a kid, millitary camp only for 40 dollars!!!
errrm, im British, 20, student and i do not live in the u.s....i think (looks at the union jack and england flag) nope thats england. (google ads suck)
crimsure 11 months ago
dude you are hilarious, you need to do stand up XD
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toxicfarts911 11 months ago
I actually clicked on the Racism one.
BLHLF 11 months ago
He kinda annoys me with his wannabe gangsta moves, and accent, but this guys funny, I like him :)
What kinda accent is that anyway?
Finalfantsylover4eva 11 months ago
@Finalfantsylover4eva Kinda Australian.
vide0gameCaster 11 months ago
@Finalfantsylover4eva He's a Belgian dude tryin' to act like an African American for comedic purposes.
c3vzn 11 months ago
@c3vzn ohhhh :) thanks
Finalfantsylover4eva 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure that if I ever shit my undies, I won't be taking a 'deep breath'...
9695jp 11 months ago
Always naked.
Always epic.
Always fresh.
Always Furious.
Trvemoepro 11 months ago 307
@Trvemoepro
Always high as FUCK!
ZwooniX 11 months ago
@Trvemoepro always wearing that blue hat
rockntroopen 10 months ago
this guy its more funny than hollywood comedy celebrities
phelaah 11 months ago 179
@phelaah its mainly cause theres no censors and its not written by the Vice President. thats all he does anyway right?
RenegadeBlissed 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@phelaah "this guy its more funny than hollywood comedy celebrities"
That's not saying much!
Logicbeatslies 10 months ago
fuckin brilliant :D
Laurakbp1992 11 months ago
google ads are based off your search history right? wtf is this guy googling?
umbc91 11 months ago 10
Liked. Subscribed. Told mah mum.
xCANOCx 11 months ago