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  • I like this movie 1 and 2

  • THis is like a episode from goosebump

  • i almost wet myself watching these! there are too many priceless quotes to say them all, so i'll just say thanks! hahah :)

  • This movie is not 80s it's from 1990.

  • Do you want some?

  • this movie makes me hungry

  • This movie just came out on BluRay lol.

  • what was his father sister and her bf a goblin too?

  • vegans are evil!!

  • the acting is like a bad play

  • 2.11 Westsiiiiiiiiiide!

  • You should see of the Swedish movie back there, top quality for that age =P not this retarded xD

  • Think about the cholesterol think about the toxins....... no, nooooooooooooooooo! 

  • not all 80s movies are this bad. alot of movies made back then where great. like gremlins uncle buck troll critters little shop of horrors. ect ect

  • the worst movie i ever saw. sooo bad acting xD and the plot makes no sense. it`s kinda like something i could have made with my friends.. when i was 12.

  • 5:36

    WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • So kids eat your meat to prevent goblin attacs

  • they're eating her, then they're going to eat me.... OH My GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWD!!!

  • suckage

  • Fucking awesome, you had so much to say that was in our heads too especially about the boyfriend. Except you missed one good line of useless explanation that's at the start, "me, his daughter". May be the greatest plot exposition ever.

  • Awesome videos.. Do you think they still have any copies of these in stores? I've looked but I mean kinda half-assed..

  • the goblin at 7:10 is so pretty.

  • why were they fasting anyway? was it because the kid was gonna piss on their food forever?

  • Hahaha! That was great! I would have to assume that movie was meant to be that stupid... at least, I'd like to believe that no one would make a movie like that and think it's actually good otherwise.

  • @sweetpeaginnis I think the budget was 5 dollar, all actors was just in it because they hoped to become famous.

  • @cotarna

    Shockingly, the budget was $700,000 back in 1989. I know, right....

  • @Schlong112 They were screwed....

  • Man I really hope your videos don't get taken down. These were so hilarious, I love Troll 2. It's so bad it's good! Good narrative too. Now I wanna watch this movie again hahah

  • always hated the ending

  • "There's no coffee here in Nilbog, its the devil's drink!"

    you know who would also say that? The Mormons.

  • "Do you want some..... Joshua?" Haha I love this scene.

  • 2:14-2:18, that was funny.:)

  • I am so glad I watched this (both parts)! Really.

  • Im so happy there were two parts to your movie review. The second part took me by surprise and I giggled with enjoyment! 5 stars! a trophy! cheers!

  • ooo this is a good movie. i like it a lot!

    LMAO!!!!

  • why can't the goblins just eat salad like normal vegitarians.

  • @ skyhawk431 LOL I agree.

  • because thats to simple and not evil enough

  • @skyhawk431 what i dont get is why they have to kill humans and turn them into plants in the first place.vegetables are like everywhere.dont they see grass growing around their town.

  • this is the most awesome scene, bcuz of the boys face.

  • I like it how the movie did not irritate you in the least.

  • wow that was horrible!! ur right lol....

  • O_O the ending, thats a bit harsh for a film thats apparently a kids movie

  • whatever happend to "They are eating her, and then they are gonna eat me!" "OH My GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOD"???

  • bro-vow again *clapping*

  • emokid

  • lol

  • Dude....you look just like beardyman!!!!

  • This movie is more like a Home Video!

  • 2:11 WEST SIDE!

  • I have only one thing to say: LOL

  • i really think that this film was made by burger king. c'mon it makes perfect sense! vegatables turn poeple into tree things and the only way to stop it is to eat a burger!

  • Lol. THat would be a good parody for saturday night live or mad magazine or scary movie five.

  • So the moral of the story is If you eat fruit or veg then goblins will come and eat yah :D

  • the boy look like one of the trolls...haaa

  • haha i bet at one time he was one of the trolls hes short enough

  • Why don't to goblins just eats from the vege store?

  • Moral of the story: Vegans want to eat you.

  • we shall devour you all

  • ??? in the end where is the father sister and her so called bf????

    the mom died where is she?

  • dad went out and got drunk and the sister boyfriend brutally murdered her

  • Dude give the kid a break. fxckin' troll broke through da window and tried to maul his face in. I'd squinch my face up too if that happened.

  • whats the song playing when the girl is dancing? I want to put it on this fighting game.

  • the best part of this movie is that there's no explanation as to how the apples joshua's mom ate were spiked, how the goblins are still alive, or what became of elliot's friends.

    you'd expect the third troll movie (yes there is a troll 3) to tie up these loose ends.

    but nope. like troll 2, troll 3 has absolutely nothing to do with its predecessor.

  • This movie is so f***ed up its funny. And what the f**k is up with the witch lady's lips. She needs some carmex or something. There is nothing worse than a movie with a bunch of trolls and a kid with big nostrils.

  • 2:00, he crosses his arms??

    haha

  • WTF i remember renting this movie a long time ago lol....b/c i thought the acting was so funny plus i never understood what the hell the witch lady was saying....lol

  • Somebody put me to a hospital because I'm getting a hernia I'm laughing SO hard from this really great BAD movie!

  • mad funnny but the movie was made in 1993 so its not a 80's movie : (+

  • 2:11 WEST SIDE!

  • that is some funny shit

  • the dance sequence is one of mny fave parts

  • LOL!!! I can't believe that part at 5:00... what da fuck?!

  • I also liked Sheriff Gene Freak.

  • I'd say the shop keeper fits into the movie well. He kind of looks like a troll.

  • do you want some joshua lol

  • this movie has some kind of Anti Heathy food theme or something, its retarded, no wonder theres so many fat people in the world because they seen this movie XD

  • I am so watching this film!!

  • Are you kidding dude the shop keeper looks like goblin. He's so creepy and forceful about his "vegetarian convictions". What's vegetarian about turning your neighbors into vegetables and munching on them. My hurts I'll just watch the movie and not think too hard this movie makes my brain hurt.

  • This movie is so bad it's entertaining in a perverse sort of way.

  • y diden't you include the OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD part? thats the best part of the whle movie?

  • this movie sort of reminded me of like a goosebumbs episode.

  • lmfao you're hilarious

  • Hey did anyone watch troll, I watched only troll 2.Anyways what I wanna know is there a character called harry potter in the first movie X_X

  • there is, he's the main one xD

  • A Year A Go I Watch Your Video On Troll 2, After Watching It I Went To Best Buy And Got It In A Two Pack With the First Movie. And I Love Them Both. That Are So bad That Is Funny. Me And My Friend Just Sat Around And Talked Shit About The Movie All Night. Good Times Man Good Times.lol

    P.S. It Was Only Five Bucks.lol

  • I hope the lawyers read this comment before the pull-down order comes in.

  • Are They Trying To Pull The Video. If So that Sucks.

  • 2:12

    WESTSIDE

  • lol i never heard or seen this movie.

  • I remember seeing this movie as a kid and even at a young age I thought this movie was a piece of sh't. It was so funny to watch in a bad way because the acting was beyond horrible.

  • Oh man, I remember watching this movie a long ass time ago! I only had seen the ending though, and I remembered that I wanted to watch the whole thing. and now that I have seen what it is about essentially, oh man do things change when you have grown! Now I am like, how lame, but still want to see it...kind of.

  • hahaha all i searched was " do you want some joshua" on google and i found it on here hahaha this is soo hilarious

  • do you want some joshewa?

  • they won by touching the stone from stone henge while the goblins were cowering after he ate the sandwich actually but I love this review. Please make more!

  • 3:03

    Grampa Seth's face.

  • Lmao, this is absolutely fantastic. Pure comedy gold.

  • i watched this movie on zone horrer and i am still stuck with the question was it delibratlly made to be a bad horror or comedy film?

  • You don't see it? The corn scene was made for a theatrical release (cross your fingers!). Time to hit the concession stand about now, and take a breather! j/k, Troll 3? It's got to be good! By the way, there are rumors of a Troll remake...

  • Reviev is better than the movie. Ai Laik it a lat!

  • horrible movie

  • the boy is a hella good actor, looks like one of my ginger gymnastic students!

  • B"But I sthwear I never ssstheee them"...total gayness! XD

  • i watched the very end of this movie about 16 years ago when i was 4 and i thought it was so scary! i asked people if they remember what movie this was and nobody could tell me so i researched it today and found out it was this. watching this now makes me laugh!

  • OMG Are you me?!?!? The kid with the baseball and the shower and then the mom being eaten...and the mom's body with breasts and all on the TABLE...

    No serious, I typed all of that in Google just to see if I could find this movie. YouTube is genius.

  • Good stuff! I laughed.

  • hey i made a movie review on this movie as well. so check it out please and tell me what you think.

  • so thats how popcorn is made.

    this brings back terrible memories.

  • You forgot the most awesome piece of dialogue!

    "Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooood!"

    LMAO.

  • "Grandpa did not go to hell, but he knew someone who lived there and taught him lightening tricks." AH HA HA HA HA! I want to marry you dude, you're hysterical!

  • lol the begining!!!

  • Hahahaha I loved his, "Alright... See you when I get out of jail"

  • i always loved the end of this movie i saw this long time ago I'm watching the first one right now but thanks for putting this up

  • The movie was released 1990.

  • i saw this movie on tv and was like what the hell. the acting was terrible and the makeup was a joke. this movie was so cheesy, it was actually funny. good review.,

  • Um...Uh...Popcorn...Mom being eaten...Apples...Baloney sandwiches...Who green-lit this shit?

  • GOOD REVIEW, M8!

    And thanks for accepting my video response (I'm the guy in the woods.)!

    Greetings from Nilbog/Austria!

  • ...........í'm buying it rigt now

  • OMG when the popcorn ( whatever it is ) starts flying i couldnt stop cracking up. You can just imagine the film crew standing there with buckets of the stuff. Also, I love how the day is saved thanks to MEAT!!! gotta love the logic behind this movie.

  • LOL

    Great review.

    Wow.

  • dude, you kick ass. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The scene where the kid with glasses says OH MY GOD!!! is the worst acting I've ever seen, I'm surprised he didn't get sued.

  • they're EATING her!

  • htf do you only have 4 stars on this? Folks must be insane. Excellent job on this.

  • I saw this movie. It's one of those "so bad it's good" movies. I heard some of the actors interviewed on an internet horror talkshow. The actors said that they knew the movie was really bad when they were filming it. They are also doing a documentary about the movie.

  • well done!

  • i still don't get the end i thought they died so why did they come back

  • you should reveiw the Birds 2 it has one of the greatest endings i've ever seen.

  • BTW, this movie was made in 1990.

  • That teenaged girl is the WORST actress EVER.

  • Is it me or the trolls in Trolls 2 look REALLY bad compared to Troll 1 (Troll 2 looks more like 5$ halloween costumes)?

  • "Do you want some of your mother Joshua?"

    :( I'm called Joshua.

  • dude you rock

  • Have you seen the one, Frogs?

  • I tried watching it many years ago, but just couldn't sit through the whole thing.

    I remember very little about it, except that it was terribly boring.

  • a movie called frogs?

  • I'm hooked on your commentary. Considering I bought Troll and it came with Troll 2. Just as Ghoulies came with Ghoulies 2....

  • Oh man, I remember this movie. I never knew what it was, but like a couple other people, it scared me so much when I saw it as a kid. Now it just seems funny and very 'corny.'

  • Great! The kid needs to be looked at again. He is the best of the worst. That's all.

    I'm going out for a burger...

    Jim

  • lol :D

  • Omg! I totally remember watching this. It was crazy creepy when I was younger. Great review. Make more! You rule!

  • lol lol.. haha very funny clay

  • Oh crap, I had a Garfield zodiac night-shirt. I totally forgot about that. Thanks Clay.

  • so did my little sister

  • OMG, I had a Garfield zodiac t-shirt (Leo)... and I think I still have it somewhere! ROFL! Great memories. Love your videos...thanks claytonian!

  • That's a terrible "film"! My fave part is the muzac playing during the corn pr0n.

  • the corn love lady kind of looks like stevie nicks.

  • i actually remember being terrified by this film when i was little, and, naturally, never got the gayboy references...so innocent :)

  • lmao, corn porn.

    Ironically enough I DID speak to elliot in my mirror...

  • lol what type of movies do you watch.

  • "I talked to Elliot in front of my mirror to" I love cheesy 80's movies. Grandpa knew somebody who lived in hell? Like hell is just another neighbour hood down the street from heaven? Of course there will always be the super-cheesy 80's sex scene.

    This was great...lol :o)

  • lol how retarded. hey, did you go through the JET program? how are you teaching over there? I am from Michigan, and I want to teach in Japan but have to finish at college first -_-; 2 1/2 more years....

  • see the top vid on my profile

  • ok I looked at it :) but.... I still cant wait until I am back in Japan myself... I was there as ryuugakusei but only for 4 months.... it was too expensive to go 2nd semester ;_;

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