the worst movie i ever saw. sooo bad acting xD and the plot makes no sense. it`s kinda like something i could have made with my friends.. when i was 12.
Fucking awesome, you had so much to say that was in our heads too especially about the boyfriend. Except you missed one good line of useless explanation that's at the start, "me, his daughter". May be the greatest plot exposition ever.
Hahaha! That was great! I would have to assume that movie was meant to be that stupid... at least, I'd like to believe that no one would make a movie like that and think it's actually good otherwise.
Man I really hope your videos don't get taken down. These were so hilarious, I love Troll 2. It's so bad it's good! Good narrative too. Now I wanna watch this movie again hahah
@skyhawk431 what i dont get is why they have to kill humans and turn them into plants in the first place.vegetables are like everywhere.dont they see grass growing around their town.
whatever happend to "They are eating her, and then they are gonna eat me!" "OH My GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"???
i really think that this film was made by burger king. c'mon it makes perfect sense! vegatables turn poeple into tree things and the only way to stop it is to eat a burger!
the best part of this movie is that there's no explanation as to how the apples joshua's mom ate were spiked, how the goblins are still alive, or what became of elliot's friends.
you'd expect the third troll movie (yes there is a troll 3) to tie up these loose ends.
but nope. like troll 2, troll 3 has absolutely nothing to do with its predecessor.
This movie is so f***ed up its funny. And what the f**k is up with the witch lady's lips. She needs some carmex or something. There is nothing worse than a movie with a bunch of trolls and a kid with big nostrils.
WTF i remember renting this movie a long time ago lol....b/c i thought the acting was so funny plus i never understood what the hell the witch lady was saying....lol
this movie has some kind of Anti Heathy food theme or something, its retarded, no wonder theres so many fat people in the world because they seen this movie XD
Are you kidding dude the shop keeper looks like goblin. He's so creepy and forceful about his "vegetarian convictions". What's vegetarian about turning your neighbors into vegetables and munching on them. My hurts I'll just watch the movie and not think too hard this movie makes my brain hurt.
A Year A Go I Watch Your Video On Troll 2, After Watching It I Went To Best Buy And Got It In A Two Pack With the First Movie. And I Love Them Both. That Are So bad That Is Funny. Me And My Friend Just Sat Around And Talked Shit About The Movie All Night. Good Times Man Good Times.lol
I remember seeing this movie as a kid and even at a young age I thought this movie was a piece of sh't. It was so funny to watch in a bad way because the acting was beyond horrible.
Oh man, I remember watching this movie a long ass time ago! I only had seen the ending though, and I remembered that I wanted to watch the whole thing. and now that I have seen what it is about essentially, oh man do things change when you have grown! Now I am like, how lame, but still want to see it...kind of.
they won by touching the stone from stone henge while the goblins were cowering after he ate the sandwich actually but I love this review. Please make more!
You don't see it? The corn scene was made for a theatrical release (cross your fingers!). Time to hit the concession stand about now, and take a breather! j/k, Troll 3? It's got to be good! By the way, there are rumors of a Troll remake...
i watched the very end of this movie about 16 years ago when i was 4 and i thought it was so scary! i asked people if they remember what movie this was and nobody could tell me so i researched it today and found out it was this. watching this now makes me laugh!
"Grandpa did not go to hell, but he knew someone who lived there and taught him lightening tricks." AH HA HA HA HA! I want to marry you dude, you're hysterical!
i saw this movie on tv and was like what the hell. the acting was terrible and the makeup was a joke. this movie was so cheesy, it was actually funny. good review.,
OMG when the popcorn ( whatever it is ) starts flying i couldnt stop cracking up. You can just imagine the film crew standing there with buckets of the stuff. Also, I love how the day is saved thanks to MEAT!!! gotta love the logic behind this movie.
dude, you kick ass. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The scene where the kid with glasses says OH MY GOD!!! is the worst acting I've ever seen, I'm surprised he didn't get sued.
I saw this movie. It's one of those "so bad it's good" movies. I heard some of the actors interviewed on an internet horror talkshow. The actors said that they knew the movie was really bad when they were filming it. They are also doing a documentary about the movie.
Oh man, I remember this movie. I never knew what it was, but like a couple other people, it scared me so much when I saw it as a kid. Now it just seems funny and very 'corny.'
"I talked to Elliot in front of my mirror to" I love cheesy 80's movies. Grandpa knew somebody who lived in hell? Like hell is just another neighbour hood down the street from heaven? Of course there will always be the super-cheesy 80's sex scene.
lol how retarded. hey, did you go through the JET program? how are you teaching over there? I am from Michigan, and I want to teach in Japan but have to finish at college first -_-; 2 1/2 more years....
ok I looked at it :) but.... I still cant wait until I am back in Japan myself... I was there as ryuugakusei but only for 4 months.... it was too expensive to go 2nd semester ;_;
I like this movie 1 and 2
acbpis1 1 year ago
THis is like a episode from goosebump
fallenangeldemon666 1 year ago
i almost wet myself watching these! there are too many priceless quotes to say them all, so i'll just say thanks! hahah :)
irhjma30000 1 year ago
This movie is not 80s it's from 1990.
keeganbdouglass 1 year ago
Do you want some?
TeancumElite 1 year ago
this movie makes me hungry
Ironegle 1 year ago
This movie just came out on BluRay lol.
grits011 1 year ago
what was his father sister and her bf a goblin too?
Surebro0 1 year ago
vegans are evil!!
smokey3540 1 year ago
the acting is like a bad play
modernphilosophyflim 1 year ago
2.11 Westsiiiiiiiiiide!
MPT1983 1 year ago
You should see of the Swedish movie back there, top quality for that age =P not this retarded xD
cotarna 1 year ago
Think about the cholesterol think about the toxins....... no, nooooooooooooooooo!
java2000 1 year ago
not all 80s movies are this bad. alot of movies made back then where great. like gremlins uncle buck troll critters little shop of horrors. ect ect
cantosprofanae 1 year ago
the worst movie i ever saw. sooo bad acting xD and the plot makes no sense. it`s kinda like something i could have made with my friends.. when i was 12.
grindmaggots666 1 year ago
5:36
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FreezingStorm 1 year ago
So kids eat your meat to prevent goblin attacs
dgjkgeui 1 year ago
they're eating her, then they're going to eat me.... OH My GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWD!!!
MaverickXIII 1 year ago 3
suckage
faszika 1 year ago
Fucking awesome, you had so much to say that was in our heads too especially about the boyfriend. Except you missed one good line of useless explanation that's at the start, "me, his daughter". May be the greatest plot exposition ever.
L0L0Lu 1 year ago
Awesome videos.. Do you think they still have any copies of these in stores? I've looked but I mean kinda half-assed..
alexmunn27 1 year ago
the goblin at 7:10 is so pretty.
Elyzater 1 year ago
why were they fasting anyway? was it because the kid was gonna piss on their food forever?
Elyzater 1 year ago
Hahaha! That was great! I would have to assume that movie was meant to be that stupid... at least, I'd like to believe that no one would make a movie like that and think it's actually good otherwise.
sweetpeaginnis 1 year ago
@sweetpeaginnis I think the budget was 5 dollar, all actors was just in it because they hoped to become famous.
cotarna 1 year ago
@cotarna
Shockingly, the budget was $700,000 back in 1989. I know, right....
Schlong112 1 year ago
@Schlong112 They were screwed....
cotarna 1 year ago
Man I really hope your videos don't get taken down. These were so hilarious, I love Troll 2. It's so bad it's good! Good narrative too. Now I wanna watch this movie again hahah
xxstaggerxx 1 year ago
always hated the ending
tmanroksgothacked 1 year ago
"There's no coffee here in Nilbog, its the devil's drink!"
you know who would also say that? The Mormons.
Chrispat8 1 year ago
"Do you want some..... Joshua?" Haha I love this scene.
TayleRX222 1 year ago
2:14-2:18, that was funny.:)
pinkflowers28new 1 year ago
I am so glad I watched this (both parts)! Really.
MAVRIK13 2 years ago
Im so happy there were two parts to your movie review. The second part took me by surprise and I giggled with enjoyment! 5 stars! a trophy! cheers!
sevenandahalf 2 years ago
ooo this is a good movie. i like it a lot!
LMAO!!!!
hendrickx88 2 years ago
why can't the goblins just eat salad like normal vegitarians.
skyhawk431 2 years ago 16
@ skyhawk431 LOL I agree.
breetherooster 2 years ago
because thats to simple and not evil enough
MovieCreep96 2 years ago
@skyhawk431 what i dont get is why they have to kill humans and turn them into plants in the first place.vegetables are like everywhere.dont they see grass growing around their town.
lionkingfan 1 year ago
this is the most awesome scene, bcuz of the boys face.
ThePro265 2 years ago
I like it how the movie did not irritate you in the least.
csatimaci 2 years ago
wow that was horrible!! ur right lol....
jenelindor 2 years ago
O_O the ending, thats a bit harsh for a film thats apparently a kids movie
tom133991 2 years ago 3
whatever happend to "They are eating her, and then they are gonna eat me!" "OH My GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"???
moOswe 2 years ago 5
bro-vow again *clapping*
ccanime36 2 years ago
emokid
darkshiningstar3 2 years ago
lol
bubblegum6138 2 years ago
Dude....you look just like beardyman!!!!
mintysport 2 years ago
This movie is more like a Home Video!
soniascreams3 2 years ago
2:11 WEST SIDE!
Natejitsu 2 years ago 2
I have only one thing to say: LOL
BlackMageLeader 2 years ago
i really think that this film was made by burger king. c'mon it makes perfect sense! vegatables turn poeple into tree things and the only way to stop it is to eat a burger!
magicalzorse2 2 years ago 5
Lol. THat would be a good parody for saturday night live or mad magazine or scary movie five.
cartmammainia 2 years ago
So the moral of the story is If you eat fruit or veg then goblins will come and eat yah :D
lollypop667 2 years ago 4
the boy look like one of the trolls...haaa
sallyalmoussa 2 years ago 2
haha i bet at one time he was one of the trolls hes short enough
terminator567 2 years ago
Why don't to goblins just eats from the vege store?
1234yersiman 2 years ago
Moral of the story: Vegans want to eat you.
dynamltedoug 2 years ago 22
we shall devour you all
MovieCreep96 2 years ago
??? in the end where is the father sister and her so called bf????
the mom died where is she?
Surebro0 2 years ago
dad went out and got drunk and the sister boyfriend brutally murdered her
MovieCreep96 2 years ago
Dude give the kid a break. fxckin' troll broke through da window and tried to maul his face in. I'd squinch my face up too if that happened.
rctecopyright 2 years ago
whats the song playing when the girl is dancing? I want to put it on this fighting game.
FLYINHAWAIIAN37 2 years ago 2
the best part of this movie is that there's no explanation as to how the apples joshua's mom ate were spiked, how the goblins are still alive, or what became of elliot's friends.
you'd expect the third troll movie (yes there is a troll 3) to tie up these loose ends.
but nope. like troll 2, troll 3 has absolutely nothing to do with its predecessor.
ofarevolution441 2 years ago 2
This movie is so f***ed up its funny. And what the f**k is up with the witch lady's lips. She needs some carmex or something. There is nothing worse than a movie with a bunch of trolls and a kid with big nostrils.
Japandude22 2 years ago
2:00, he crosses his arms??
haha
DjRevTech 2 years ago
WTF i remember renting this movie a long time ago lol....b/c i thought the acting was so funny plus i never understood what the hell the witch lady was saying....lol
Japandude22 2 years ago
Somebody put me to a hospital because I'm getting a hernia I'm laughing SO hard from this really great BAD movie!
drcoxcentral 2 years ago
mad funnny but the movie was made in 1993 so its not a 80's movie : (+
sogiyojumbo 2 years ago
2:11 WEST SIDE!
ohbehavebaby 2 years ago 3
that is some funny shit
edpsh 2 years ago
the dance sequence is one of mny fave parts
BonePizza 2 years ago 2
LOL!!! I can't believe that part at 5:00... what da fuck?!
Rockmeh88 2 years ago
I also liked Sheriff Gene Freak.
midwest26 2 years ago
I'd say the shop keeper fits into the movie well. He kind of looks like a troll.
midwest26 2 years ago
do you want some joshua lol
sergentDylan 2 years ago 2
this movie has some kind of Anti Heathy food theme or something, its retarded, no wonder theres so many fat people in the world because they seen this movie XD
linik0007 2 years ago
I am so watching this film!!
TwinFraser 3 years ago 2
Are you kidding dude the shop keeper looks like goblin. He's so creepy and forceful about his "vegetarian convictions". What's vegetarian about turning your neighbors into vegetables and munching on them. My hurts I'll just watch the movie and not think too hard this movie makes my brain hurt.
peachblush8199 3 years ago
This movie is so bad it's entertaining in a perverse sort of way.
peachblush8199 3 years ago 4
y diden't you include the OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD part? thats the best part of the whle movie?
sroberge 3 years ago 4
this movie sort of reminded me of like a goosebumbs episode.
sinbad151995 3 years ago
lmfao you're hilarious
RacheyPachey 3 years ago 2
Hey did anyone watch troll, I watched only troll 2.Anyways what I wanna know is there a character called harry potter in the first movie X_X
blackcard23 3 years ago
there is, he's the main one xD
reservoirdog666 3 years ago
A Year A Go I Watch Your Video On Troll 2, After Watching It I Went To Best Buy And Got It In A Two Pack With the First Movie. And I Love Them Both. That Are So bad That Is Funny. Me And My Friend Just Sat Around And Talked Shit About The Movie All Night. Good Times Man Good Times.lol
P.S. It Was Only Five Bucks.lol
DanteBlueWolf17 3 years ago
I hope the lawyers read this comment before the pull-down order comes in.
claytonian 3 years ago 3
Are They Trying To Pull The Video. If So that Sucks.
DanteBlueWolf17 3 years ago
2:12
WESTSIDE
Elyzater 1 year ago
lol i never heard or seen this movie.
sweetcupcake34 3 years ago
I remember seeing this movie as a kid and even at a young age I thought this movie was a piece of sh't. It was so funny to watch in a bad way because the acting was beyond horrible.
trona 3 years ago
Oh man, I remember watching this movie a long ass time ago! I only had seen the ending though, and I remembered that I wanted to watch the whole thing. and now that I have seen what it is about essentially, oh man do things change when you have grown! Now I am like, how lame, but still want to see it...kind of.
3ly 3 years ago
hahaha all i searched was " do you want some joshua" on google and i found it on here hahaha this is soo hilarious
Brittah23 3 years ago
do you want some joshewa?
blockfrog 3 years ago
they won by touching the stone from stone henge while the goblins were cowering after he ate the sandwich actually but I love this review. Please make more!
balrog13571 3 years ago
3:03
Grampa Seth's face.
funyun2 3 years ago
Lmao, this is absolutely fantastic. Pure comedy gold.
HailToTheThief9 3 years ago 3
i watched this movie on zone horrer and i am still stuck with the question was it delibratlly made to be a bad horror or comedy film?
davecameron993 3 years ago
You don't see it? The corn scene was made for a theatrical release (cross your fingers!). Time to hit the concession stand about now, and take a breather! j/k, Troll 3? It's got to be good! By the way, there are rumors of a Troll remake...
eckhart79 3 years ago
Reviev is better than the movie. Ai Laik it a lat!
shamebros 3 years ago
horrible movie
theblacktippingpoint 3 years ago 2
the boy is a hella good actor, looks like one of my ginger gymnastic students!
davidonspecialk 3 years ago 2
B"But I sthwear I never ssstheee them"...total gayness! XD
BlackBeWhite2k7 3 years ago
i watched the very end of this movie about 16 years ago when i was 4 and i thought it was so scary! i asked people if they remember what movie this was and nobody could tell me so i researched it today and found out it was this. watching this now makes me laugh!
casiann 3 years ago 3
OMG Are you me?!?!? The kid with the baseball and the shower and then the mom being eaten...and the mom's body with breasts and all on the TABLE...
No serious, I typed all of that in Google just to see if I could find this movie. YouTube is genius.
maxi2real 3 years ago
Good stuff! I laughed.
SabbraCadabra 3 years ago
hey i made a movie review on this movie as well. so check it out please and tell me what you think.
freekstyle1080 3 years ago
so thats how popcorn is made.
this brings back terrible memories.
RunyonGrn07 3 years ago 2
You forgot the most awesome piece of dialogue!
"Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"
LMAO.
TheKwikKash 3 years ago 5
"Grandpa did not go to hell, but he knew someone who lived there and taught him lightening tricks." AH HA HA HA HA! I want to marry you dude, you're hysterical!
Notawesomeatall7 3 years ago
lol the begining!!!
BigNarutoFan325 3 years ago
Hahahaha I loved his, "Alright... See you when I get out of jail"
NaturalOnlyIts 3 years ago
i always loved the end of this movie i saw this long time ago I'm watching the first one right now but thanks for putting this up
999Cerberus 4 years ago
The movie was released 1990.
possiblyso 4 years ago
i saw this movie on tv and was like what the hell. the acting was terrible and the makeup was a joke. this movie was so cheesy, it was actually funny. good review.,
pthizzy12 4 years ago
Um...Uh...Popcorn...Mom being eaten...Apples...Baloney sandwiches...Who green-lit this shit?
LimePeng1 4 years ago 3
GOOD REVIEW, M8!
And thanks for accepting my video response (I'm the guy in the woods.)!
Greetings from Nilbog/Austria!
Antigoblinius 4 years ago
...........í'm buying it rigt now
taza82 4 years ago
OMG when the popcorn ( whatever it is ) starts flying i couldnt stop cracking up. You can just imagine the film crew standing there with buckets of the stuff. Also, I love how the day is saved thanks to MEAT!!! gotta love the logic behind this movie.
MrShlat 4 years ago 2
LOL
Great review.
Wow.
VerdadBorracho 4 years ago
dude, you kick ass. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The scene where the kid with glasses says OH MY GOD!!! is the worst acting I've ever seen, I'm surprised he didn't get sued.
mysterymeat3 4 years ago 3
they're EATING her!
Sandbag209 3 years ago
htf do you only have 4 stars on this? Folks must be insane. Excellent job on this.
kdawg68 4 years ago
I saw this movie. It's one of those "so bad it's good" movies. I heard some of the actors interviewed on an internet horror talkshow. The actors said that they knew the movie was really bad when they were filming it. They are also doing a documentary about the movie.
mstoons 4 years ago 2
well done!
hbiwc 4 years ago
i still don't get the end i thought they died so why did they come back
laphatty1 4 years ago
you should reveiw the Birds 2 it has one of the greatest endings i've ever seen.
JesuszillaCorp 4 years ago
BTW, this movie was made in 1990.
djparrish01 4 years ago
That teenaged girl is the WORST actress EVER.
djparrish01 4 years ago 4
Is it me or the trolls in Trolls 2 look REALLY bad compared to Troll 1 (Troll 2 looks more like 5$ halloween costumes)?
Deadkandy 4 years ago
"Do you want some of your mother Joshua?"
:( I'm called Joshua.
contourman 4 years ago
dude you rock
vampirehunterme 4 years ago
Have you seen the one, Frogs?
useifnot 4 years ago
I tried watching it many years ago, but just couldn't sit through the whole thing.
I remember very little about it, except that it was terribly boring.
Dirtfire 4 years ago
a movie called frogs?
claytonian 3 years ago
I'm hooked on your commentary. Considering I bought Troll and it came with Troll 2. Just as Ghoulies came with Ghoulies 2....
pagan22 4 years ago
Oh man, I remember this movie. I never knew what it was, but like a couple other people, it scared me so much when I saw it as a kid. Now it just seems funny and very 'corny.'
broans 4 years ago
Great! The kid needs to be looked at again. He is the best of the worst. That's all.
I'm going out for a burger...
Jim
greyegle 4 years ago
lol :D
ellenlopez 4 years ago
Omg! I totally remember watching this. It was crazy creepy when I was younger. Great review. Make more! You rule!
Eminored 4 years ago
lol lol.. haha very funny clay
Splitndash 4 years ago
Oh crap, I had a Garfield zodiac night-shirt. I totally forgot about that. Thanks Clay.
Aviana251 4 years ago
so did my little sister
claytonian 4 years ago
OMG, I had a Garfield zodiac t-shirt (Leo)... and I think I still have it somewhere! ROFL! Great memories. Love your videos...thanks claytonian!
CosmoHH 4 years ago
That's a terrible "film"! My fave part is the muzac playing during the corn pr0n.
boybriendbla 4 years ago
the corn love lady kind of looks like stevie nicks.
acmei 4 years ago
i actually remember being terrified by this film when i was little, and, naturally, never got the gayboy references...so innocent :)
Adrienne007 4 years ago
lmao, corn porn.
Ironically enough I DID speak to elliot in my mirror...
SakuraElyse 4 years ago
lol what type of movies do you watch.
lizardhunt 4 years ago
"I talked to Elliot in front of my mirror to" I love cheesy 80's movies. Grandpa knew somebody who lived in hell? Like hell is just another neighbour hood down the street from heaven? Of course there will always be the super-cheesy 80's sex scene.
This was great...lol :o)
sckoowadiddleywahoo2 4 years ago
lol how retarded. hey, did you go through the JET program? how are you teaching over there? I am from Michigan, and I want to teach in Japan but have to finish at college first -_-; 2 1/2 more years....
angel18d 4 years ago
see the top vid on my profile
claytonian 4 years ago
ok I looked at it :) but.... I still cant wait until I am back in Japan myself... I was there as ryuugakusei but only for 4 months.... it was too expensive to go 2nd semester ;_;
angel18d 4 years ago