Ban the Books

[paidmeat]

You should have had more shots of the Squeeze...She's hot

[DeeDeePanache]

Your wife is beautiful :)

[JDubbsTheatre]

I still remember the encryptions for bad words on Speak n' Spell. NYXM and ALDV.

[TheFragile89]

The only book that should be banned from schools is the great Gatsby, one of the most boring books ever written.

[FallOutBoy1201]

Lmfao yes! And 'The Jungle' had to read them both in the same semester. I'm so glad I'm done with high school.

[craniumbear]

that toy stre looks to bright and sterile.

[briebabe333]

how dare she fart in a book store!!!

[regularguy5mb]

Dude, you'd be a blast to hang out with in a toy store. I bet you're one of those guys who pushes every toy that makes a noise and says "Try Me", aren't you?

[mienna1]

"push me" :D

[bdawg12348]

lol

[bighotrod1]

hey im bighotrod1 and you stinking funny man keep up your good work and keep impressing me!!

[Cylipso1180]

your so kiddish but so halarious

[fantabulous838]

"push me"

"I can't turn the cart!"

LMAO

[lexxycolton]

I probably could have gotten that kangaroo for your wife. I am a master at those toy grab machines.

[Justdaman411]

why'd you get 4 thumb downs,lmao.

[hottieacount]

nott

[MarshalFoss]

The wonderfully dry humor of it all...

I don't know what entertains me more:

The videos...

Or the humorless dolts that don't get it...

[DrZarkloff]

Damn it! My dick went numb watching this.

[UKmeg]

It's funny how all the ppl that "think" he sucks accutally think he or anybody else cares about what you have to say...you guys are just low life posers get over it faggots

[despeanut86]

and using the word faggot is just as "low life" as your mother raise you. asshole.

[gentlyrocker]

ur vids are all shit ,stop making them they suck anis!!!!!!!

[despeanut86]

anus*

[Rambotnical]

Do they have a Starbucks in EVERY Chapters???

Also... the Speak and Spell was the finest piece of technology from my childhood. And possibly ever.

[Distillers211]

hahaha "push me...push me"

you're so funny :]

[fairyfrenchfry]

your wife is really pretty

[notolitl024]

i laugh at everything, except your videos. They suck!! Only the one in the mall is funny

[bryantaa]

Glad to know I'm not the only one who goes on dates to the bookstore and toy store.

[distorteddogma]

Jo- this was your chance. When he's playing with the toys, just slowly walk away...

and then run!

Be Well.

[ivlark1]

ahahahahahaaa

[DrZarkloff]

It reminds me of how I'm doing air conditioning tutorial videos.

[Jason41523]

LOL

[stikchick2]

HA! nalts your such a kid! Heh, looks like you are having a very fun time!!! And don't worry jo, we all fart in bookstores! Thats like the only place where i can let it out! Lol:)

[soundrone]

wifeonalts where do you get the strength?

[calo54]

If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.

[zenFTWunderground]

I would totally do Wifeofnalts

[LTCJeffWhite]

I found this very entertaining.

You remind me of me, except witty, and imaginative...

[DeweyGirl527]

no.

[Slrmclaren182]

Is that in Mongomeryville?

[dorothyolive]

Are you by chance in the BORDERS ZONE......? oooohhhhoooo  you'll never get out.

[CharmerEd]

I love yur vids thats why I subscribe to them good CLEAN scented fun..and of course appeals to my inner child! hahah! Goobers of the world unite!

[jessiqeil]

SCHEIS VIDEO

[izzysmart]

the education system is a joke, Who to brain wash your kids in my eyes

[jammis]

Haha I love your videos, BTW your wife is teh hot.

[DroppedTaco]

wish my mom n dad were like that...mine are to uptight

can i trade? =)

[3birds1stone]

Lol

[Haynes1994]

You two are buckets of fun!

[abr71310]

LAWL!

Pwned by teh Nalts.

Niiice. :)

You should have went to the water gun section of the toystore - they usually have one or two guns out; spray contest! ^^

[LovelyYTRocks]

Push me!

I can't! You're too heavy!

Push me!

[JeeprzCreepers56]

I'm sorry but I think its ridiculous that schools are banning books because somebody was "offended" I say GET THE FUCK OVER IT! I get offended all the time but you don't see me banning anything do you?Huh?No!

[rodbuster63]

Who gives a fuck if they said NIGGER in Huck Finn? America was different then, so suck it up NIGGER!~

[EEKL7]

LOL!!!!!!

[BeechSundowner]

Nicely composed :-)

[GodUnsubscribed]

Speak and Spell. Bwa ha ha!!

One of my better creations here. Great video!

[riverbasil]

I'm 100% sure that WifeOfNalts would sooner take all the kids shopping on her own than go with Kev

[LaCeYsBacK72280]

hahaa did you see her face when he was playing with his teeth haha priceless

[ABAisSCIENCE]

You are hilarious both in your answers at your webpage for You Tube and in your videos. Keep having fun and keep entertaining.

[Warlockfoxfire]

Books are the written history of the world please don't diss them except harry potter XD

[Texasred63]

LOL. poor wifeofnalts, she had the biggest kid of them all in a toy store!!!

[FatalToxin]

i like books

[UTubeSnob]

If books are sooo boring you and your kids should do little quick video summeries of the great classics. In Nalts style.

That one's free, next one's gonna cost yah!

[itsadryheat]

I have to give you credit, Naltsy. You have this home video thing down to a science. I still can't decide if your wife is acting or not, but the whole thing is charming as all get out. Well done. No wonder you're obsessed . . .:)

[FireSpike]

Another work of genius, Nalts!

[missjo5ie]

I used to be afraid that if I ever saw Nalts in real life I wouldn't recognize him... but if he always dresses like that and acts like that, then I guess I don't have to be so worried :)

[bakaface]

Hey Wifeofnalts,I I like your hair in  this video. It's looks good

[pux33]

y did you take her on a date to a bookstore even i know better and i am a tool

[Chaboya123]

damnit I tried giving this 1 star but hit 4 accidently

[allsmilez13]

lol random

[wstoner]

Everybody farts in the bookstore.

[sarrycrey]

I love books. The classics. It balances my YT addiction.

[bakeristehawsome]

lol funny as hell man

[sukatra]

I'm so glad I just watched this video again. I want to cut all my hair off and I just figured out what style I want. Thanks wifeofnalts!

[LiberalSpirit]

Do not EVER do that clicking thing with your teeth again. Ick.

[allstartbonekiller]

What the heck

[nalts]

I think it was borders. Or barnes and nobles. Or barnes and borders. Maybe it was Amazon.

[0917kathy]

Jo would make a great voice-over actress! I love her voice!

[nalts]

Oh I'm so telling her that. She can sing really well too. I gotta get her in more videos.

[compassionrepublican]

This is what happens when two liberals get married. Theyre like little kids and need a parent. Without Jesus or real parents, theres not much hope for these two.

[nalts]

Hillary rules.

[jessicafancy]

You're officially awesome.

[bubbaone2]

lol nalts i love your family. Nalts your awesome!! you like a kid your so cool!

Sincerely,

#1 FAN

[eyey223]

your wife is more like your mother. your like a little 6 year old boy

[nalts]

Sometimes I throw a tantrum if she won't buy me something.

[cunninghamfredsparky]

Lol Nalts

[YankeeBrit07]

rofl, you guys are too cute

[jimbeaug]

When is the Adult book store video going to be posted????

j-

[nalts]

Don't think I haven't thought about that.

[norcal999]

omg nalts how do you juggle family, you tube videos and parenthood. Im in awe.

[nalts]

I just try to do everything poorly.

[wetsproketfo]

get a life old man

[cunninghamfredsparky]

You're just a noob who goes around to random videos and makes offensive comments, aren't you?

[BPandTyler]

(BP) have you seen his +300 videos? you call him a noob? wow.

[benalina3]

he has 509 videos

[benalina3]

dear cunninghamfredsparky

i you think a noob is making 509 videos than your kinda stupid

[395276]

dont you guys know that cunninghamfredsparky was calling another user a noob? not nalts. maybe you guys should read the comments carefully before making judgements

[pokingthepenguin]

nalts, you seriously have to grow up :D i feel sorry for your wife LOL ^^

[benalina3]

he was kinda ACTING

[kimmyjeans]

what a wonderful date lol you 2 are so cute!

[mamamialove]

How tall are you kevin? You look tall...Your wife looks so petite? Tall guys and petite girls...It cause neck aches from one always looking up and one looking down...hee hee...you guys are so cute.Sorry I missed Southtube.

[nalts]

I'm 6'2. I think she's a few inches shorter. Unless I'm wearing my heels.

[aangelkiss3]

My favorite store is the toy store..I love it there ..

[rvd733]

who cares???

[cunninghamfredsparky]

Your mom

[rvd733]

no she doesnt

[aangelkiss3]

I care moron ...Get a life !!!!!!!!!!

[alltymthynker]

YEAH! the Toy Store!

[MaverickToro]

it's official: wifeofnalts is my favorite!

:)

[USALawyer]

We love your stuff, Nalts. What is this one?

Kiddy Version of FAHRENHEIT 451?

[nalts]

That was too intelligent of a reference for me to understand with my caveman brain.

[killert00thbrush]

hehe, love it

[brian493]

I love how your able to turn a video about nothing into something entertaining, you are the seinfeld of you tube.

[nalts]

Except far less popular and funny.

[ThirdProverb]

Kevin married his mother

[nalts]

Who doesn't?

[designermom3boys]

Are you guys starting your Christmas shopping already? That's the only time I go to the toy store (without the kids).

[nalts]

Bah humbug. I hate the shopping season.

[DorothyCatalonia]

You should get Charlie World of Warcraft so we can hook up and do some raids.

[WinterFoxF]

your wife is awesome!! that thing with the growling Dora really scared me, i thought it was going to talk and then it made this excorcistesque gutteral roar. creepy

[nalts]

The giant Dora actually spits acid.

[MattieCooper]

LOL!

[laststraw17]

Your wife is a saint for putting up with you 24/7. I'm glad she does so I can have a chuckle when watching your videos. If I were her I would be committed... to a mental institution.

[nalts]

Me too. But I'd sneak the camera in.

[zow1996]

this is my fav funny video ever

[sigmet61]

It's been 15 hours since this video was posted and no new video... Nalts is slowing down... Must not feel good.... I'll try again in two hours.

[ArtificialBanana]

He only makes a video when you poop.

[ThirdProverb]

I haven`t taken a crap all day

[ThirdProverb]

And his viewership is declining.Its getting old Kev.

[Aprildew]

I love the toy store! and I giggled at Twain..

[MayaAllalie]

wifeofnalts is cool... more wifeofnalts, and more spencer

[boomzies00]

Nalts and Wife of Nalts never disappoint.

[littlequeen64]

Cute,who farted,Kevin?Yea thought so.Can dress you up but can't take you out.Love the teeth thing.....

[nalts]

That's what we used to call my "skull boy" at work.

[sammierm]

i went to the toy store today, too. :]

[vmanvand]

You and your wife are very funny together

[nalts]

I think viewers and I find it more funny than she does.

[vmanvand]

Thus the making of a good marriage...lol. My wife raley thinks it funny either, unless a door swings open and practically knocks me out or something like that, she will then laugh her butt off.

[SoraRawks]

No No, I meant no offense. Sorry if I did.

[bfo68]

Nalts, I pooped twice today but I only have seen 1 new vid. I want to nominate myself as your new production manager.

[nalts]

Deal.

[crazyking121]

is that ur wife?

[nalts]

No- my mistress.

[caughtintheUndert0w]

why are your videos soooooo long?

[nalts]

Longer is gooder.

[bostonstrategy]

nalts, good video....just wondering though, does your wife ever get mad that you are always taping stuff

[nalts]

Yes. Frequently.

[TruthCeeker333]

Beezus corrected. "Come here, Ramona. Let me wipe off your nose."

"No," said Ramona, backing away. "I just powdered it." Closing her eyes, Ramona pounded one of the marshmallows against her nose. Powdered sugar flew all over her face. "These are my powder puffs," she explained.

[nalts]

Oh this is classic. I don't play with these thumbs often, but I'm thumbing this one.

[TruthCeeker333]

:-D

[thesharkof98]

lol toy stores are more fun!

[theNYslacker]

Those claw machines are tricky.

I wasted a lot of money trying to get the prize.

[Espiriteus]

Some days I feel sorry for Jo.

(Did you know that in the state of California it's illegal to film inside a store without explicit consent?)

[CommentorX]

And now for the most important question Nalts ... didja get any on the date?

[nalts]

Yes. If you count a scooter.

[breanna34]

WIFE OF NALT'S HAIR LOOKS CUTE!!! I looks really good when its brunette!!

[nalts]

Oh thanks. I'll tell her! :)

[SoraRawks]

well, it sorta obvious to me 'cuz borders has those kinds of shelves and iron racks that they put the calenders on.

[blackturtleus]

I've spent a lot more money on books in the last few years than toys... providing you don't count my Jeep w/ lift kit as a toy!!!

[CIAOfilms]

nalts how do you get away with filming inside the stores? everytime i try i get booted out...

do you use your video recorder? or a digital camera?...or something smaller?

great vid!

[nalts]

I just try to be subtle about it, and stay away from shooting in the front where there are lots of employees.

[nalts]

Radio Shack was crowded.

[Jassie26]

Lol. I like the ending. It is priceless.

[karliezmarie]

you mean, your wife doesn't call you NALTS?

lol jk...

awesome as always *****'s

[hollaback2kat]

LOL! omg! that is awesome! "push me"....this is going on my favorites list....

[lpvids]

That's like me at every store.. except the music store!

[SoraRawks]

He's at Borders

[scipelayo]

Huckleberry Finn is banned in schools? Is it possible that the book Moby Dick has -ist undertones, that it too can be banned. Think of the children! I mean how happy they'll be!

[MrFoogly]

err....nalts was filming it...he was holding the camera in front of them i believe

[piratesarrkool98]

cutee<3 you guys are awesome!

[stephaniedawn56]

hahaha

[homidog11]

lol

[GoGlowy]

Superfuntabulous KAWAII!!!

I used to read Judy Bloom...

Great Video!

[RiddleSpider]

Do you pay that person to come on your dates and film you? Isn't that kind of like a pimp? Or maybe a hooker....

[absofsteal89]

they probably make katie be the camerawomen. shes the oldest [i think] so it would look as much as child labor as it would if they made charlie do the job. =P

[RiddleSpider]

That makes sense, but still... bringing her along on your dates? Poor wifeofnalts... :)

[absofsteal89]

[oops, i made a mistake. it should say, "...so it wouldN'T look..."]

youre right, it would be awkward. back to your Plan A. haha.

[RiddleSpider]

Let's just have a super long conversation on nalts' vid.

Don't worry, I understood ya perfectly

[absofsteal89]

haha, yeah. he probably doesnt know its here? i think he only reads/replies to comments that happen within the first hour or two of posting. we're actually doing him a favor beacuse know itll look like EVERYONE is talking about his video. but in realitiy its just our conversation. haha.

[RiddleSpider]

I agree, a person of his magnificence can't be bothered to read comments like ours. They don't add to his total if they are replies (I think)..gotta go, sorry!! Promised kids we would go to a football game. Keep on without me LOL

[absofsteal89]

replies dont count? i thought it was just comments from the person who posted the video that doesnt count. i could be wrong, but i dont really want to count all these comments to see if there are really 255 of them. haha.

[RiddleSpider]

I am not sure, but we tried to increase comments on a specific vid one night and that seemed to be the case. Unless it was just YT's counter not keeping up.

ooh, interesting. thats silly that they wouldnt count them. i mean, theyre still comments, arent they!?

so did the team you were rooting for win the football game?