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  • This video inspires me to write a book; "Canada: From Eh? to Zed."

  • true canida is larger,,with a population of 34 mill while the usa has a population of 311 mill so yes take ur vote wats more important land or people? guess thts the real question here..

  • @2GOODISHLYCOOL, yea, but over half of them are obese, so unless you got snow tires for a couple million Rascals, I dont think we are in any danger.

  • @smithcas86 Uh, what? lol

  • something funny i found about this vid is that on 1:06, it said,

    "We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was prison, you'd be our bitch"

    Alaska is part of the USA.

    so technically, CANADA IS OUR BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

    LOLZ

  • @Mr2x41990 wowww, is that how american geography is taught? grab a map dude, alaska is to canada's SIDE, not top. lol

  • @Mr2x41990 Alaska is but a hand

  • @Mr2x41990 yes but nunavut is on top of alaska so yout our bitch, bitch!!!! eh???

  • CANADA: how come no one remebers me?

    KUMAJIRO: who are you?

  • 1:10

    if Washington, Oregon, California, Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan and New England all joined Canada it would be the new super power of the world

  • hey Canada WATCH YOU BACK! >.>

  • @Nofartjokes er else what?

  • Well im from texas and scince texas was a republic almost a country they get to teach us every war even the war of 1812 and its interesting

  • Cant say shit about our army now, Im no fan of Harper but he took care of that.

  • canada is where americans wish they were

  • heheh good work

  • Go canada

    EH?

  • @SuperHistorylover why did you put the "eh" there O.o

  • 1:06 hahaha

  • australia is a country, not a continent

  • they sed its a continent already

  • Actually, it is both.

  • It`s both.

  • it's both >.>

  • WRONG! it is both.

  • its both

  • Australia is a country and a continent of it's own.. google it.. =-)

  • dude, do you know how many islands are in Oceania?? And what continent do you think new zealand is in??

  • It's both.

  • nothin but trolls in here.

  • Stop the hate everyone. Canada and the USA have very close ties. Were all friends here. Lets not talk about who is best. Live and let live. I'm from the USA but I love Canada!

  • YES the band is the Arrogant Worms. They came from toronto and moved to alberta. Their best song is Ontario Sucks

  • 1:11 isnt that bad of an idea

  • funny humor. I can really appreciate our northern neighbors, even if I don't put mayonase on everything!

  • @

    Ichirin145

    Over my dead body.

  • There will be no North American Union. What kind of bullshit is that. Don't we have enough of the United States already with the fucking free trade agreement, in which, by the way, the United States is sucking Mexico dry of its resources...Canada beware, the United States never plays fair!!

  • by sucking mexico dry you mean all the illigal immigrants that bring there gangs and drugs that we don't want in the first place...right?

  • No I meant the USA trying to impose their walmarts and mcdonalds on everybody else in the world. By the way guess who buys all the drugs they sell? You do. You impose your shit on everybody, and then blame them for your own problems, and on top of that you still want respect? No wonder every terrorist in the world wants to kill you.

  • well the next time canada wins a world war, does something important enough to be noticed and not be America jr. or create technology/product that improves lives and everybody wants to buy, let me know... also why do you have the communist hammer and sickle for your profile picture, you pinko

  • Do I really have to explain to you why I have a hammer and sickle as my profile picture? If its obvious to you, why do you ask.lol

  • okay dumbass here something that save lives created by canada...

    the pacemaker were also the worlds largest isotop producer in the world

    you can kiss my canadian ass now

  • Here why don't we list off the things that Canadians have given to the world (you're welcome):

    Walkie-talkie, pager, Java programming language, basketball, goalie mask, IMAX, Insulin, garbage bag, kerosene. Should I continue? Look all this up if you want.

    Oh and by the way look up the War of 1812, we not only stopped the US invasion attempt but we also burned Washington.

  • Atleast they aren't turning to desert

  • KMA

  • well that time toronto was called york

  • Sorry, but it was won by Canadian Militias, I guess the War of 1812 isn't taught in American schools. (Burned Toronto (York)? Source?) And how can Canada be a 'barren wasteland' when the USA gets a huge amount of raw resources from us. Grain, Lumber, Water, OIL... We own 8% of your debt anyways. Now don't get me wrong I love Americans and their principles, just not the ones that are the walking stereotype.

  • @calladuz no, its taught in american schools, just the american version though

  • @calladuz Canada's militias were historically and largely ineffective. The successful defense of Canada was due to the British regulars. I'm all for trolling Americans by saying Canada burned down the White House and all that, but this myth is actually believed by too many people.

  • meh

    

  • not entirely, and its 300 miles, or however many kilometers that is. switch to metric by the way, easier to understand. just sayin lol

  • Oh your just asking for us to invade you lol

  • So true,,,

  • well we all better start liking eachother because the north amarican union is goona be put in to action soon i wouldnt mind so much if it was just canada and america but  mexico, come on their whole country is corrupt

  • On the other hand, mr ilikegolf, I most certainly WOULD mind a north american union.

    I'm not even talking about Mexico, they're way over there. But I'd rather not be grouped in the same breath as the US.

  • wow all u yanks hating Canada,its you tht have lcoked your borders,you tht have stuck yer yank nose into evry war tht has nuthing to do with you at all,warmonger comes to mind

    would much ratehr be a Canadian in a free country then a warmongering state like the us of a

  • LOL I've never met a canadian that said yank. Did you know in our "warmongering" military, there are thousands and thousands of canadians serving in it?

  • are you joking me. I bet their would maybe be a thousand but not thousands. We have our own military and we are at war.

    During Vietnam i bet thier were tons but not now that we have a war to fight.

  • I'd say about 5000-8000 Canadians in it. Maybe some that were born there and moved here or some that have dual citizenship. Youd be suprised at how many different people from different parts of the world that move here serve in our military. People from the UK, Europe, Russia, Asia, Australia, Israel, maybe some from the middle east too, and yes Canada. Ive talked with a Canadian who wanted to move here to serve in the Marine Corps.

  • Whats wrong with Canada, Atleast We can point out the country on the map

  • only south carolinians like myself cannot find america on the world map

    don't hate just because 5 million of my fellow south carolinians and i are retarded

  • Hey fuck you buddie!

  • A country as small as Pakistan can nuke any country off the map. I don't see what your point is there.

  • 6th largest population (170+ mln) in the world isnt really small

  • Oh, I was being sarcastic, I was responding to an American (I'm guessing he was at least) who was chirping Canada because according to him 'a country as small as Pakistan can nuke Canada off the map'. I don't know why my comment didn't come up as a response to his original comment

  • yeh buddy. Pakistan has one of the best militaries in the world. Even the US would be fucked to go against them.

  • are you serious? Pakistan? They would get destroyed in like seconds.lol

  • no man pakistan has like the fifth biggest military. No offence to the US but they can't even beat Iraq. It would be a really bad war.

  • Actually the United States beat Saddam Husseins army in a couple of weeks. Then they started to fighting the Terrorists, so they say...

  • yes they won the war but right now in thier occupation they are loosing. Its not as if they aren't winning more engaements its just that the United States is bound to loose.

  • Pakistan has nukes, you know.

  • Yes but they lack balistic missles with significant range.

  • ur not the 2nd largest country omg!

  • yes they are

  • Do some research Canada IS the 2nd Largest country Russia is the largest.

  • Canada's Alright..

    Punk ass mother what?..

    Lol..Sounds like your Contradicting yourself.

    Americans seem to proud imo..

  • USA rules

  • yep thats canada alright. what a bunch of babies' u all must have the brain of a 2 year old

  • Yes, your doing us Americans a real favor by acting like that, who is the baby now? You give us Americans a bad name, I'm ashamed I have to share a country with you.

  • I'd like to see where you get off saying that. We're not the ones that are enemies of the entire world. We aren't hated by almost the entire population.

    Canadians are rich intelligent people who know that we don't need a large military. Fighting in war is overrated and the only thing good about America are pretty much (not limited too) Washington, Oregon and Northern California. Plus the fact that half the US military is IN Canada at any given time. Also, we aren't a religious run country. Done

  • ridermike~

    If the U.S. was the enemy of the World Canada would be first to find out.

  • Really? If that's the case, Canada sounds awesome. =D

  • Canada's the best country in the world. No ifs ands or buts.

  • personally as a person from buffalo ny which is right across the border and a person who loves hockey and tim hortons i think the USA and Canada make a pretty kick ass duo

  • if we suck why do all the ppl want to come to the US.i am a happy amarican in a grat nadrihood.i might be young but i still have the sense to know that this is bullshit.BTW ur using an amarican website AND gusse what dumbfucks amaricans invented the internet! 1 more thing lol if it wasent for amarica u whouldnet be speking english right now.

  • It's thanks to the States that we have so many terrorists... Cause they all hate the US.

  • Last time I checked Canada wasnt bothered or attacked by them. If Canada was attacked, we would help defend your country just like it was our own. Who is closer to you, England or us?

  • Not all people come to the U.S. a lot come to Canada. And American's didn't invent the internet, Tim Berbers Lee did, he was an Englishman. Oh and 1 more thing, if it wasn't for the "English" you wouldn't be speaking english right now. The Americans were originally English and from England, seeking independence from the mother land.

  • Lol... nice TheFragile89

    England.. Owns

    But Canada is Alright

  • Americans don't even read and write English properly. Americans speak American, Brits speak English. I believe it was a Brit that created the internet too. I still prefer America over England though.

    America is a great country and make good neighbours.

  • ....idk we better do something about Mexico... they are starting to scare me... and freak me out. Wit da drugz and dey crossin our border!

  • the internet was made in america back in the 60's and 70's

  • CANADA= Liberty, respect of the humans right (but for french), intellectual freedom

  • Russia...shrink? Fat chance.

  • your kidding right?

  • No its the size of Texas,check if you doubt.

    Massive land mass,small economy..

    Texas if it was independent would qualify to be in the G8,like Canada ........

  • Yeah, with just over 30million, we don't need a big economy.

  • Canada is whatever it is but will always be better than the USA!!

  • habahaha that video is awesome! =)

  • :( Plz caanda take Indiana and kentucky Plz?

  • really, go to usa norm... where you belong.

  • bull

  • Lucky for you Norm...there are a lot of other countries you can FUCKOFF too..... If you don't want to be Canadian...We don't want you!!!!

  • Seriously 1 more year and I promise i'm over the border as far away from you socialist pussies as I can.

  • oh, so you believe the US propaganda about the quality of our healthcare, well i'll tell you socialism was created by the americans gov't as a scare tactic to make them fear universal healthcare, socialism is garbage, especialy when talking about Canada (oh, and one thing, the US is the ONLY country in the developed world without some form of universal healthcare, evn mexico is attempting it and as a result, it has the WORST healthcare system in the western world, might want to reconsider

  • You named yourself quite accurately

  • and since you have no response, you resort to the most redundant and irrelevant insults, i changed my mind, you belong in the states

  • Socialism was created by the german Karl Marx mate. And have you ever seen a pamflet or add deliberitly attacking health care? I've lived in the USA for some years and i have never seen anything blaming health care for global warming (lol).

  • well if you want to look at it like that, socialism draws back to the 16th century and the theologian Rousseau (don't know first name) he believed that people are naturally good, and propsed less gov control, this was unfamiliar and alien, so it was feared, no oone likes change

    and yeah, i remember an NBC report statement "still think socialized healthcare is a good idea? ask a Canadian!" coupled with several other inaccurate insults

  • well if you want to look at it like that, socialism draws back to the 16th century and the theologian Rousseau (don't know first name) he believed that people are naturally good, and propsed less gov control, this was unfamiliar and alien, so it was feared, no oone likes change

    and yeah, i remember an NBC report statement "still think socialized healthcare is a good idea? ask a Canadian!" coupled with several other inaccurate insults

  • jean-jacques rousseau was a humanist and a philosopher, not a religious.

  • stfu norm i would rather be truly free and do whatever i want here in canada,than in some other country that is so fucked up u can't even make a phone call without someone listening.

  • this is fuckin funny XD

  • im from minnesota but i am obsessed with canada i have a big flag in my room :]

  • wooooohoooooooow i LOVE canada.

  • very funny

    I'm glad I left the socialist wasteland but I still love the people.

  • you lived in cuba?

  • fuck u america :)

  • fuck u canada rules

  • America Sucks. Like Sucks Ass. And so do you. Fuck you.

  • norman, FUCK YOU.

  • I love how they chose Michigan so we dont have to be around you jesus's freaks

  • um, they didn't "choose" Michigan. The United States of Canada is Canada plus the blue states, aka those that voted Democrat in the 2004 presidential election. "Jesusland" is the Red states, aka states whose electoral votes went to W.

  • I love how they took Michigan

  • 1:08 is hella funny

  • eww

  • Why cant canada and america be friends? :*( (very sad face) we will share are bacon and beer together and combind canada with the usa to make a super nation! !CANRICA! :D

  • lol Camerica

  • Fuck yea canada 4 life

  • HAHAHA. That is AWESOME! Jesusland *snicker*

  • Yeah, you're alright lol..j/k haha. I actually have a lot of American friends and I love them dearly. I think everybody will be much happier when that twat Bush is out of office! Only 7 more months!!

  • I love the Arrogant Worms!!! Makes me even prouder to be Canadian! <333

  • You love us and you know it!!

  • That sounded very gay..EH?..

    why is canadas gay population so high??

    I know its cold there ..but damn the woman cant be that ugly..EH?

  • Hate to say it but, funny (US here).

  • Canada #1

  • canadas the exact same as the US? so if canada sucks so does the US

  • Whyyy??? :S..LOL

  • brilliant incisive erudite comment. your perspicacity rivals that of a brick and your emotional maturity approaches that of a blueberry scone.

  • canada es un pais soñado y deseado por los trabajadores,es el mejor pais del mundo para progresar haciendo el bien.dios bendiga a toda canada y a todos sus habitantes

  • Sure you could... but you'd have to find us first. :p

    Besides... try it. We burned your White House once, we could do it again.

  • that was a terrorist threat..your beeing reported to homeland security..EH?

  • bring it on!

  • If that's what you call "foreign policy", it's no small wonder that everyone else in the world hated your Government enough to blow up the WTC.

  • You do realize that terrorists want to kill you too. In the eyes of Al Quieda we're all infidels. They wouldn't see a Canadian and an american walking down the street and think hey lets spare the Canadian. Cause we look so much different

  • only easterners say eh, as in alberta, the richest part of the continent, is kind of comparable to Texas in the states, and trust me, we earned the title. Just look up Raplh Klien, our priemeir, throwing pennies at homeless people or getting into a fist fight with the leader of the liberal party, a frenchie too I might add.

  • yeah I meet a couple from nova scotia,

  • nice, well, the thing is, a lot of people in canada are bitter towards alberta, they regard us as right wing gunlovers, which is true but not their right. Just jeolous alberta's drowning in oil.

  • I have to agree, being from Ontario but having lived in Calgary for the last 7 years. On the other side of that coin though, I think there is a certain amount of resentment on the part of Albertans toward Ontarians because Ottawa is of course where the power is concentrated, where the big decisions are made. We shouldn't have rivalries within our own country. What kind of image does that project about us?

  • Yeah, but mainly us edmontonians just resent the calgarians. ;)

  • Texas is not the richest state in US.

  • is California

  • It might be. That or New York. I think Virginia is pretty wealthy too.

  • Canada is really big yes but only like 5% of the land has people in it

  • canada rox!i am canadian and i am proud 2 say it is -30 fucking degrees celcius outside!!!!!!YAY US!!!!!!!!!:)

  • Are you hot?? I'm curious because whenever I have seen a Canadian chick on Tv they are hot.

    I'm thinking of flying out from the UK and bonning as many Canadian chicks as possible,getting as many as possible pregnant and then getting citizenship. How does that sound for a plan??. P.S I think the French Canadian chicks are hottest!!

  • wtf???

  • lol you can have the frenchies mate. No one here wants those moo-cows. They are all yours!

  • PORC

  • Go canada

  • nice Canada is cool

  • Canada's awesome. Americans, you all suck so bad. When Canada owns you, then I'll be laughing cus I AM AUSTRALIAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Ps: Aussie rules footy!

  • Footy? Like feet?

    HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!(Jokes)

    Canada rocks!!!!!!

    I AM CANADIAN

  • yes yes yes, as an Australian you are qualified to claim our neighbour and greatest trading partner sucks. But we are awesome, because obviously our two countries are just so damn different...

  • You aussie's don't like us Americans =(?

  • dont be dumb redneck....most europeans think canada is better to live in than usa. Norway have better living standards than both countrys enyway so im fine here

  • AMERICA SUCKS!!!