Legal DUI's - Kyle Grooms

[YbborUberAlles]

this is a old Doug Stanhope routine, off of "Shiny Happy Jihad"

[amwhorton1]

sounds like bill cosby

[rodluv21]

Lmao. where the full to this 1?

[nomad10101]

he and this is funny, but it's kind of not....

[aquatikoon]

hahaha

[kafcin]

SUPERB

[walkwalkslow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

not.

[DoItSomeMo]

what if you pass the driving test drunk and fail it sober.....???

[pegelito]

then you have to drive drunk all the time

[DoItSomeMo]

wouldnt that be awesome =) hahahaha

every morning you wake up

gotta go to work after i finish my henny hahahaha

[budmonster420]

@DoItSomeMo guess you would have to be drunk all the time then

[budmonster420]

haha

[poistu]

He sounds just like him

[jtonyd]

Damn people, really, I know that this topic hits home for some of us because of our experience with it, I lost a very dear friend because of a drunk driver, but come on, like Ralphie May said, IT'S A FUCKING JOKE... get over it

[Era167]

yeah shut the fuck up dude u was probaly the drunk that got someone killed and you fill guilty u dont like it change it stop hatin its called humor you ass i bet this guy is single gets know pussy he thinks why did the chicken crossed the road is a hillarous joke i can tell this guy is plain as the state of nebraska

[05027802]

Very funny. I don't think he is endorsing drink driving people so don't get too upset

[PaulCatesAtTheDisco]

i'm supporting that!

(do you have to be legal drinking age to get that, lol)

[bobwatters]

drinking and driving is not funny

i have known to many innocent people that have died because of drunk drivers

the drunk rarely dies

[ruleram1]

while i do agree with you, its a comedy club, not a drama dealy. the drunks probably feel guilty, and thats neither mine nor your problem.

[bobwatters]

yeah but then why not make fun of 9/11 as well even though drunks have killed more than 9/11 did

[00meno]

its a joke if you dont like it go somewhere else for youre comedy

[00meno]

its a comedy show if you dont like it dont watch it but i agree wit ruleram wtf does 9/11 have to do wit drinking and driving

[bobwatters]

if we are gonna make fun of stuff that has killed alot of innocent people we should make fun of that too

[00meno]

so your telling him to make fun of innocent people if you make you make jokes about guns are you talking about the billions that r dead because of them shut up and dont watch it if you dont like it

[Mcmotherfuckingrory]

The pilot was drunk

[xRIKTERx]

9/11 is HILARIOUS...plus no one gives a fuck about you...

[FnTrIPoD]

lol thats not really a bad idea

[SirPadre]

Doug Stanhope - D.U.I. Check that shit out dudes. The same - but older - but better.

[MrDevin2011]

Very funny but he is talking about a DWI not a DUI... DUI is if you are on drugs

DWI is while intoxicated

[guccielle]

no DUI is driving under the influence

[chelsann7]

actually dui means driving under influence. so it doesn't specify drugs or alcohol. dwi was the term that was used for driving drunk. but now people drive drunk, high, sometimes both. so the term was changed to include drugs. but dui is the correct term.

[poderosocosme]

you moron

[ALIENstupid]

lol

[babydock214]

very clever

[guyanesechik93]

i love obama

kyle is on point lol.

[2Luke]

yes i can!... lol... that was a fukn nice joke.. and fresh!

[ZendrixXV]

he's got my vote

[rockinrayman]

he sounds like obama xD

[PointlessClips]

hahahaha, he WOULD pass that law.

Great impression!

[a1gaius]

Spot on impression of the guy!

[tadshackles]

LMFAO!!!

[p1ckupt3hf0n3fuxx0r]

omfglol

[msandore]

Fuuuuuuny!

[stanleycen]

lol, awesome

[berryconnell]

well, out of 45000 dead on the nation's highways every year, an estimated 15000 of them are drunk driver related.

That's one third.

So, what about the other 30000?

"I lost control of the car?"

And, please don't misunderstand me here....

I absolutely believe that drinking does not help driving technique. At best, it only helps the drunk driver NOT feel pain.

But I hardly believe that the laws involved are of any use to the situation.

Well, that and the cops in this state are unreasonable.

[vamperz2]

people are drunk about 1/3 of the time so it makes sense right?

[plucknslap]

at 0:14 i thought my comp froze..:\

[OMGSammysHere]

Great impression. hahha

[yeoshinaPOP]

haha! great impression!

[jenz1011]

LMAO! Gr8 impression!

[berryconnell]

absolutely!

In my state, Indiana, drinking and taking a cab home proved fatal to a young fellow.

John Patrick Leaf.

Shot to death in his bed by an 'officer' of the law

ronald shellnutt,

who was aptly named and served no time for his offence, and in fact, is still serving as an 'officer' of the law.

I'de rather drive than be shot to death. But then, I stopped drinking, so, it's a moot point, eh?

[radelok]

So one died because he took a cab, but how many did because they didn't?

[sh8oony]

perfect sound impersonation

[ros4211]

is it me, or did he turn into bill cosby for a sec there?

[weissgyz]

Yeah he could've but he was making fun of Barrack.

[drainoftheage369]

the the the the the the the the the

[bariplayer92]

ahaha

first?

ahha

[drainoftheage369]

no you are not first.

[bariplayer92]

i know....

sarcasm...

see my ahha?

[rajkumari529]

lol. loved it.