Nothing You Ever Wanted to Know About Wheezy Waiter

[samsonharrysavilldj]

the quality just got so much better

[TimeForTheTowerSong]

I almost cried when he did that wink at the end. He's just grown so much and I'm really proud of him.

[Divigni2]

Wheezies? Did he just call us... wheezies??

[megatrev]

ok, now you've gone and made me question my priorities.... You are making me want to live my dreams, dag namit!

[fatlardXVIV]

Damn weezy because of you i started winking more lol

[123456789robbie]

... the older wheezy waiter vlogs are less entertainment, but more like craig just.. telling stories from his life. i like that, it's more real

[frootbat31]

A Screwdriver is a girly drink? Its named after a tool! lol

[xbladeofgrassx]

:O the chair didn't sing at the end

[webadage]

Ok, I'm taking your advise. I'm quitting my job and going full time with my video ideas and video business. To hell with being a nuclear physicist; nobody loves nuclear physicists; nobody aspires to be all they can when all they have to look forward to is dressing and undressing 20 times a day, wearing full face respirators and counting contamination quantities in the air that we breathe. Whew! This is very liberating; thanks Craig!!!

[TheMintyBear]

This is utterly inspiring every time i watch it

[SeanieBlahBlah]

Awh man, that was heartfelt :)

[pyro112100]

You remind me extremely of my best friend who does really similar stuff like facial expressions but has never heard of you.

[oXRomeoVSJulietXo]

This may be my favourite WheezyWaiter video.

[TheEditingShop]

I remember when this was his most viewed video.

[tacoyum6]

At least you had friends :)

[SuperFlamingPanda]

<3

[NotAvailableForUse]

YES ZE FRANK!!!!!!



[OkalRelsDaughter]

I have just watched all of your videos up to this point in order on your channel and would like to tell you that this video is awesome!!! I would love to see more videos like this!! You are very talented and its so great that you get to do what you love!!

[Dommy1218]

"Oh yeah education gimme some" XD

Best line ever XD

[VideosOfJordan]

My favorite WheezyWaiter video!

[tinafey9797]

that close up u look like fred armason

[CodysFilmAddiction]

Was I the only one that thought that the intro was hilarious?

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm watching this in 3082.. in the TARDIS...

[TheTenatDoctor]

>HOLY CRAP MY BEARD TURNED INTO A SCREWDRIVER

....I.. I love you.

You.. You made a Sonic Screwdriver.

I LOVE YOU WHEEZY

[miselw]

I needed this advice. It is very inspirational to me!

[Interrobang3]

Thumbs up if you're watching in 1958.

[potatogal97]

I miss this intro! D:

[10081918]

Thumbs up if you're watching on 2013

[AsleApeland]

@10081918

[anthropologystudent]

@10081918 share your knowledge of time travel with me!

[AJMILITIA]

@10081918 HA! I'm from 2014 and you're comment is no longer valid!

[rockyrigby]

I find it odd him calling his videos "movies."

[glowstick145]

You called us wheezies instead of beardlovers! -legasp- O.O

[randomperson63758]

@glowstick145 And before he called us wheezies, he used to call us complete strangers.

[wayofskate]

@iDanielheaven Actually i am watching in year 3003 B.C

[TheEdwardsFan]

oh! the aspect ratio!

[Clementine89]

EAT YOUR HEART OUT ASSHOLE WHO DIRECTED ATONEMENT!

[poshnpiffle]

gotta have a buffer!!!! $1200 for a single person... for emergencies. I think it makes me 5x more stress free having it there ;)

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

YOU WORK FOR COOKIE MONSTER!!!!

[ArchetypeGotoh]

I LOVE all these older videos :) Weezy, You've come a long way, but everything you've done is fantastic. @3:15 I see some of the serious Weezy which makes me realize there is more of you than the goofy stuff I love to watch, and it's awesome, and keep it up

[tigerkitty1022]

Woha!! Wen did sexy clone take over? -3

[OnTheLavProductions]

“But those who trust in the Lord for help will find their strength renewed. They will rise on wings like eagles; they will run and not get weary; they will walk and not grow weak.” Isaiah 40:31 GNT

[Targaryenator]

@OnTheLavProductions Wheezy hates eagles.

[BuzbleBeeh]

@Targaryenator Lmfao :]

[MsToriGirlRox]

@OnTheLavProductions WHEEZY HATES EAGLES D:<

[283kieran]

You did not do a capital "T" lol

[hannaharnott]

watch your language, weezy. please.

[TheDayGamers]

@hannaharnott Oh fuck he's alright... I couldn't resist :)

[TyTheRegularMan]

Oh yeah education. Gimme some.

[jliz1589]

"What's up, education? Gimme some!" lol!

[arapsasuga]

oh yeah education gimme tsooome

[JakeTheFakeReal]

You're my hero.

[apemonkey321]

Oh God! The aspect ratio!!!!

[cynthiakgibson]

love it !

[BigThickHardD]

HOT WHEN HE HAD A FEW MANY DRINKS

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

do the owners not pay their waiters at all?

[joomoo123]

i miss your old apartment... :(

[TheHatOfDestiny]

is it wierd that when he was sent home from the resteraunt he looked like when he had no internet?

I wonder which one mattered most?

Hmmmmm......

[killineachway10]

oh yeah edjucation gim'e some freaking hill hary ass

[HeartComedyDoll]

To young Craig...you have become ridiculously funny with age ... :)

[jonnik2421]

I WILL !

[twirlyskirtz]

i almost teared up during this video. yes i know.

BUT CRAIG YOU'RE SO AWESOME AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH.

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

you notice most videos have hate comments wheezy doesn't have one! lol you rock

[TheANBart]

I watched and comented this video 7 hours ago - at that time I clicked random video while I was scrolling to your first 'movie'. Now I'm here after watching all of them up till now.

And I feel entertained!

[TheANBart]

That manager sounds cool. Greatness..

[multijoe227]

20clones didnt like this

[MrHumbugz]

oh yer education give me some lmao ! x

[EvilRobo4]

20 people felt silly because of there Amish beards.

[neoguri01]

Inspiration doesn't exist!

[RagingLion]

Well, this is a pretty important video in explaining everything I guess - glad to hear the details. I like heartfelt and thoughtful Wheezy just as much as humorous and random Wheezy.

[jovyeski]

I am going through that RIGHT NOW! ...Does that mean I should start making YouTube videos?... ;)

[hopelesslyinsane]

gah I want a screwdriver now.

[humsidah]

oh gosh, his old intro was terribleeeeee.

[11benano11]

unh yeh education. gimmeh sum.

[GumiYummi]

You were so drunk back then... Now your only drunk like 75% of the time other than 99.9%... slow improvement

[TheTravellingFlip]

THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY!

[TheElliemay8]

@TheTravellingFlip happy birthday!

[ch0colatemilk]

This one will always be my favorite Wheezy Waiter video. 

[musicjunkie4]

I like the beard best in this video. And the old school opening. 

[Everettdaferret]

wheezy we LOVE you best of luck to you and your band glad i got to see you!

[abbzter123]

i am always so happy when Craig does the winks himself lol :-D

[thesamuraiman1]

thank you for making this video on my birthday

[BlueEyedTechie]

Oh yea, education - gimme some.

[TheVCWrestling]

I've seen nearly all of the Wheezy Waiter videos & this one is probably my favorite

[Rofl4Waffles]

Make a whiskey sour with OJ instead of a screwdriver.

Down with Vodka! Yay whiskey!

[ninjaW1THglasses]

2:18 :D

[NyyDave]

Everyone you love on Youtube owes something to ZeFrank

[carebonez]

I really respect that advice, funny thing is I just quit my job a couple weeks ago and, though times are hard right now, I find myself happier than I've been in a long time.

[2TimeLord2]

lol hilarious

[JosieSchanz]

Holy crap!, my beer just turned into a screw driver! haha

[DanaBelloga123]

wheezy has a wii :)

[DarksteelPowerchord]

@DanaBelloga123 a wiizy

[daligani]

/watch?v=8dKGtzez4dk

[Ally657]

This a nice genuine video from Wheezy, good stuff.

[MissyDoomkin]

I want "Oh yea, education, gimme some!" to be my text message sound. pfft lol

[SmileyGremlin]

@sindre360 salsa!

[TheWaterMelonnn]

Oh yeah education gimmie some!

[devil0skulman]

u r the best!!!

[PartiallyTalented]

HOLY CRAP, MY BEER JUST TURNED INTO A SCREW DRIVER!

[paigegoestocollege]

@genibabe17 yeah.. watch his older videos.

[StellarMango]

i like this intro, you should bring it back (:

[QuirkyClover]

No. Shoo. Get out.

[paigegoestocollege]

@genibabe17 before his catch phrase was "i love it when the coffee's done", it was "get druuuuuuunk!!"

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[lln9]

do you know how many times i have replayed from 2:17 to 2:21 ? the answer to that. EXPLOSION. alot.

[jr52990]

"no.. Shoo.... get out" :D

[jimbus1001]

im happy ur happy with what u r doin good 4 u m8 :)

[GregTheBarge]

Awesome

[TheSweetDream]

It's worth quite a bit actually. ;)

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

lol i like the back to the future reference in the doobly doo

[lolowowo99]

i have never guessed that you would drink in front of the camera stop it. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

[SHANU119]

is my birthdayyyy

[onesockgrace]

I love the "no. Shoo. Ghet out."

[FireMonkees]

wheezy waiter plays wii :/

[xXTibleoAndOdwyXx]

type gift b4 utube and ull get a suprise

[imjohnandyouare]

@xXTibleoAndOdwyXx type your b4 face and ull get pwned

[DeYFTW]

thumbs up if your awesome

[sportsstar1998]

it's amazing how craigs can change in 2 and a half years...thumbs up if you agree?

[jaw297]

yeah wheezy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LogiMcBear]

zomg may 28th is my birthday!

[rushingspirit28]

oh how wheezy has changed...

[sakurahearts98]

I've never heard you cuss before!!! Is that just me? You always put the "shirt" icon in front of your mouth... Plus, the beer?

Getting bitter and old Wheezy?

I love youuu!:)

[TheSourgummyworms]

"Oh yeah, education, gimme sum"

"NO. shoo! get out!"

HAHA! :D

[TheCircuitboardCity]

~Underground Youtube Decrees~

I Thou shalt not make fucking retarded Justin Bieber Jokes

II Thou shalt not comment on the dislike bar

III Thou shalt not combine the first two decrees EVER.

IV Thou shalt stay on topic in the comment boxes

V Thou shalt spread word of the decrees

~Underground Youtube Decrees~

Disobeying the decrees will doom you to a Youtube afterlife filled with bad rap music and male enhancement advertisements.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@TheCircuitboardCity VI Thou shalt not give those who do any of the above a hard time; you're more of a troll than they are!!!!

[whatwhatbob101]

wow this was alot boring than most videos

[twelge15]

Hey Wheezy. Just suscribed. Saw you with Shay at the Toronto meetup. Thought you were real funny. Nice Dry Deadpan wit dude.

[DownWithTheHerman]

i'm glad i saw this, i feel like i can really relate. although, i haven't achieved any success through my videos, just gotten more insight on things through subscribers

[Ashumleyo]

Is it weird that you remind me of Kevin Spacey a little? lol

[ManTheHeadset1]

So, this is one of them! One of the two @wheezywaiter videos that have inspired me to have a go myself. I've done two so far. Will be doing another this week.

So if you love my videos this is one of those you should thank; but if you hate my videos then at least you know Craig is to blame. :o)

[smoofy94]

wow i suscribed. youre awesome.

[MsSpiderJerusalem]

"And then- HOLY CRAP! My beer just turned into a Screwdriver!"

[Trutts]

Those last words of advice have really made me want to live my dream, thank you.

[Usernam456]

I LOVE THAT MANAGER IMPRESSION!!!!!!!!!!

I also love how he holds his hand out the entire time he does the impression!

Its not only the manager that is funny though its the up close shots too lol <3

[1in6win]

I love the voice of the manager @ 0:52.

I wish Greg would use that voice More often.

[1in6win]

@1in6win *Craig. Bleh.

[ElvisChick95]

craig you rock!!! your band should come to fort worth, texas!!

[geekchic111]

wow he's improved a lot with his vids!

[sportsstar1998]

until you said it, i did not realize you rhymed...:D

[ShotUrGoldFish]

hahahhaahha

[simulad1]

hmm I would've suggested prostitution. I guess this worked out better though ;)

[crazyballerina642]

AMISH BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oneawesomefreak1]

Ohh yeah, education, gimme thumm

FAVOURITE LINE OF ALL OF YOUR MOVIES

I COULD WATCH THAT SAME 3-SECOND BIT FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT

<333333

[Hexamore1994]

haha, orange is the manliest fruit

[pandasflicka]

shoo! get aut!!<3

[StillAware]

I want to go drinking at the bars with WheezyWaiter now.

[IvarHuisman]

This is one of my favorite videos you did, the manager impression is so funny. NOH! GIET OUT!

[texsdante]

and then...HOLY CRAP MY BEARD JUST TURNED INTO A SCREWDRIVER!

[frenchadrian]

oh yeaa educationn gimme somee

[Polishaisdown]

J'adore tu!! :)

[KatiePlaysPokemon]

@Polishaisdown Je t'adore*

[bigbadwolf89801]

hey whezzy u kool dude =D

[megacharlotte]

I ADORE you.

[goddamnthedamned]

Winkywink !!!! ;)

[yourlilemogirl]

im so glad you do this cuz i \'m not gunna lie, i love you 8D

[SwimFellow]

Gaaet owwt.

[MyGirlPreggers]

quit work make awesomesauce. cool story brah

[frannythenanny97]

2:17 i love how he gets a little lisp

[missrawrzy]

oh yeah education give me some! NO GET OUT

[GumiYummi]

Sooo ur point is??? Lol I totally get the point of this video! (He enjoys ranting, making vids and not working)

[OMGPWNTATOECHIPZ]

My favourite part was the impression of your boss. You should make more videos of you just talking like that. I'd sub.

[datluigi]

That intro makes me want some chips.

[Rachael2011ful]

I really love how you call them "movies" <3

[guyanaprincess66]

your old videos are gold (: your new ones are great too ;)

[OBEYtheMUSIKK]

Tags: amish, beer, screwdriver... lol

[Christophii]

Mhaha your boss his voice is awesome xD

[MyMothersBlackJeans]

The other day we only had 1 table... That was odd.. Usually all the tables are full :/

[alremul]

May 28th is national ninja appreciation day. Yes i made that up.

[fatlardXVIV]

thanks wheezy you always make good videos

[MrCoolguy106]

I watched that wonderful speech of yours over and over again but i still don't understand it........can someone explain it to me

[ohyaimcoolest]

Thank you for the inspiration weezy, I do love your beard by the way! I want to make videos too, mainly for the purpose of making people happy and hopefully meeting some new friends, you and I are alot alike, can we be friends? I really love your show, it puts a smile on my face, thank you :) your friend (if you want to be) -kira