I feel like bothering JustinTV about it anyway. This type of institutional prudery is disheartening. If we put up with it, we can expect it to impinge more and more heavily into our online lives.
If these companies want to be on the right side of the constitution, They ought to let that slide.
All this censorship garbage is bad for freedom.
Who cares if it was? Didos exist, people use them. So what?
Why can we show graphic war and death, and violence, but anything sexual (you know, the process by which humans are created by 2 other humans) is somehow "Dirty" and unfit for human eyes.
I would buy stock in a vid company that does not restrict content like that.
That company has got some Really bad support it seems. They don't answer calls, they don't answer mails, etc. Nothing except physically visiting their offices and asking them for help. How lame is that?
And I agree about the sex negative attitude. What kind of company would have such a conservative (hrm theist, hrm) view?
OK, work with me on this. Maybe the people people that complained about the alleged dildo/sonic screwdriver actually use the sonic screwdriver as a dildo to screw themselves? They sure screwed you. JustinTV sound like a bunch of humorless prudes.
Even if you had shown your dildo (if you had one), they still shouldn't fucking PERMA-BAN you and refuse to even tell you why for fucking showing the thing.
...It was a real strange thing the other day…along the Appalachian hiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhway. And the stars…and the GALAXY, HEY, call the Mars candy bars fuckin corporation or somethin like that, and we got confused with that planet of etc…period. That mother fuckin so on and so forth…etcetera, etce
idgi... what's so upsetting about a dildo in the first place?
maybe i'm just being unamerican or something, but i don't think i'd even want my account reinstated if the company were that up tight about a piece of plastic used to bring happiness.
I've laughed about it being his dildo, but I've never seriously thought it would be mistaken for one... it's uh... not a very good shape
(considering most of my friends marvel at what I can manage to make sound dirty or sexual... it's not surprising I've gone there with the sonic screwdriver... considering the name... people probably thought by the name that it was some new trojan toy LOL)
a girl says she doesn't have a dildo... yeh... and I bet she didn't flick her bean on chatroulette with a random guy a few times in the old days too ;)
That's awesome! Inconvenient, but an awesome story. Though the lack of Dr. Who fans on staff has me seriously worried about doing business with them :-P
Sorry 'bout the banning, but that has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard since the last time Ann Coulter opened her mouth and said something. ^^
O_O & I thought I had stopped facepalming when people didn't recognize various articles of The Kingdom of Geekdom. A friend's wife didn't know what TRON was. He told her I got the new TRON Xbox controller & she was clueless. The JTV-folks work for a website & have no knowledge of Dr. Who, there's something wrong afoot in that workplace.
Whoever thought that was a dildo, are not comfortable w/ themselves enough to have explored that world & are easily offended, & repressed.
If anyone mistakenly thinks that a sonic screw driver is a dildo, then they have some serious issues. I’ve heard of women’s cosmetic bottles being removed from shop shelves because of similar complaints.
Obsession with phallic symbols. The sign of a true pervert.
Banned... for a /perceived/ infraction... That's just broken. It would be a different matter if you'd set out to trick people into seeing something pornographic that wasn't actually there, but you didn't. Hell, if it /had/ been a dildo, how is that remotely offensive? Unless it was actually in use at the time, anyway. :P
I personally wouldn't want to use a services that was so sex negative or a company that would just ban you flat out with out looking into the claim. So yeah, even if they didn't reopen your account, they still sound like a bunch of asses.
I can't believe you got no response from them, you actually had to go to their offices to find out why you'd been banned. Were they just so embarrassed they couldn't possible respond? "Oh no it's that dildo lady again, hide behind the counter, eventually she'll just go away"
But its worse that it only takes a couple of other users to mistake a dildo for something else and you're banned. Maybe all phallic imagery is against policy, I dunno, but it makes you wanna see what you can get away with.
Isn't it a relatively common thing on the internet for people to get banned from stuff with no explanation or fact checking? I remember youtube did it a lot back in the day.
Here is my Dalek poetry. This is called "Daffodils":
Justin TV are not the internet (getting banned on the internet) and obviously never will be. An internet company none of whose staff don't know Dr Who? Death knell.
i'd ponder more on the workings and ethicality of an enterprise that suspends accounts based on the heresay of a few oversensitive losers with too much time on their hands and doesn't bother to personally check them out before enacting said suspension
I was on an online dating site and a woman didn't want to date me because she thought I was a minister..lol. when I pointed out that I had done that as a joke and was an ordained minister in the "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" she saw the light. that actually showed up on a google search of my cell phone number..imagine that. just as funny.
I have no idea why any woman that wasn't dating ME wouldn't own one...surely they'd need it to satisfy their cravings for me....OK, Misogynistic wishful thinking aside...what's so wrong with showing a "dildo?" It's a "muscle massager" right?
Delightful video. I will never be able to watch Doctor Who again without thinking that the sonic screwdriver is dual use technology. P.S. I hope you'll enter the Fair Share Olympics
I think the problem is these organisations just assume you are guilty without investigation. Somebody with mental illness, vandalistic tendencies or religious paranoia can see sex in anything and find offense. But the screwdriver... ow! You'd have to be a hardcore masochist to try using that inside!
I've seen this sort of thing happen in facebook on guy's page where he kissed his boyfriend. Insta-ban! There were protests and his site was reinstated.
Ashley, thanks for the laugh! After listening to this, I went back to :20 and just started cracking up! On the other hand, it's sad when people in our society are so prudish, yet obsessed with sex, that they see every oblong object as a sex device.
I just cant believe in a room full of computer nerds that someone hadn't heard of Dr Who ! P.S. I reckon Tom Baker was the best Doctor followed by Jon Pertwee
I have the 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver with the pen end that is replaceable with an invisible ink pen. Judging from the looks I've received I'm certain people think it is a vibrator. More so when it is turned on and makes the sound.
I didn't get the 11th Doctor's one yet, because the toy version looks horrible, but I saw the real screwdriver version on thinkgeek that looked better and was debating buying it but it doesn't open up , right?
I don't think this is funny. It's clearly some losers complaining and having you banned for doing things that they didn't like. Plus they are stupid. PLUS there is no dildo movie after all. Crappy all round.
Lol you should of complained about their lousy response service while you were there. >> Not answering all those different means of communications even after three weeks, horrible.
Wow, I bet the people that mistook *that* for a dildo were men with very little sexual education. It would make for the most uncomfortable dildo in the world.
Well, one of the most uncomfortable, at least.
And, as others have said, people shouldn't be banned for showing an actual dildo anyway.
Wow. Of course, they can ban whomever they like. But you'd think there would be some sensible mechanism for appeal. Otherwise anyone can be shutdown just because some troll flags them.
First off you're awesome for having the balls to go down there and make them give you an explanation. I bet they lock the door now. I think the real problem is faceless, nameless people get to click a button a make a complaint without ever being forced to fully explain the why behind it. All complaints under 500 words should be ignored. That would filter the moronic cattle who never think or consider their actions. If we make it easy for those kind of people, then they are effectively in charge.
Wow so any object with his vaguely phallic shaped might be viewed as a dildo?? I've seen a LOT of dildos (love going to sex shops and dragging my friends along) and absolutely none looked like a sonic screw driver. The funny thing is the people who reported it are likely the stuck up type who have antiquated views on sexuality... yet they projected onto the sonic screw driver 'DILDO!' when it is far far from that.
Though I do love the idea of the Doctor using it as one. Sure there is a rule 34
They should ban everyone who shows any long thin object.
"Here's a banana ..." BANNED
"Here's a beer bottle ..." BANNED
"Here's a carrot ..." BANNED
"Here's my cigar container ..." BANNED
"Here's my vibrating egg" ALLOWED
What about videos where people might display sex toys in a negative light - "this disgusting 'toy' (it pains me to call it that) is a 'Jack Rabbit Vibrator' ..."
Well, there's no evidence that you aren't using it as a dildo. And since I can't prove you haven't, keeping with religious training, therefore you must have. QED.
@jazzx251: that's right. She needs to show videos of all the things she stuffed up in there, as well as video of all the times nothing's been shoved in there. This will be a thorough investigation; her story will be probed!
The sonic screwdriver does look a bit phallic (after hearing this story it does anyhow) and I can actually imagine a Dr. Who themed dildo called a sonic screwdriver. I mean, "sonic screwdriver" just *screams* "I'm a dildo!" (at least after hearing this story it does).
Awesome story. XD
BTW, I've already patented the Dr. Who dildo. I just changed the spellings so I don't get sued. So who wants to buy a Doktor Hoo Psonic Skroodriver? It vibrates at the speed of psound.
I will be patenting my Psonic Skroodriver using a psychedelic pseudonym. And it will not be a dildo, but rather Dill Dough.Ya know, like, for a bread machine.
it's always nice to see a beautiful DR. WHO nerd. i'm a die hard fan of the entire whoniverse.......can't wait till torchwood : miracle day starts on starz. i'm so addicted to dr who i have pirate downloads of EVERY dr who story currently available on my hard drive.......both classic and current with the exception of the ark and monster of peladon. also every torchwood and sarah jane adventures, i also have a copy k9&company and rowan atkins parody. and more......dam we're so nerdy.
Haha when I was at a Zombie Crawl dressed as the 10th doctor I was being asked every 5 minutes why I was carrying a dildo and my friends and I ended up converting about 10 people to Dr Who because of it.
Gives new meaning to "wibbly wobbly timey wimey?"
regalarius 4 days ago
I've got lots of dildos to show Justin.tv 100+ dildos.. . and I have a 70's van that says dildo on it.... oh heaven forbid.....
MrPyrexxx 1 week ago
That's so dickish of them! SHIT customer service! As a Brit and a Whovian this is appalling!!
WeWantWeWant 3 weeks ago
I think you might want to examine how freakishly meaningless this all is.
maybebabyny 1 month ago
Might be funny, but the company's puritannical attitude is just sad.
DrownedInExile 1 month ago
why does a 40 year old woman have homework? are you mexican?
TheTuber95 1 month ago
I feel like bothering JustinTV about it anyway. This type of institutional prudery is disheartening. If we put up with it, we can expect it to impinge more and more heavily into our online lives.
cyxgun 2 months ago 2
What is JustinTV anyways?
KaonNeutre 2 months ago
A Sonic Dildo... NOW I understand why the Daleks never resist when the Doctor pulls it out on them...
Somuchnonsense 2 months ago
Dam i will like to have u for one night !!!!
MsJohnnyB 3 months ago
But even if it was....
If these companies want to be on the right side of the constitution, They ought to let that slide.
All this censorship garbage is bad for freedom.
Who cares if it was? Didos exist, people use them. So what?
Why can we show graphic war and death, and violence, but anything sexual (you know, the process by which humans are created by 2 other humans) is somehow "Dirty" and unfit for human eyes.
I would buy stock in a vid company that does not restrict content like that.
DonEdwardVoiceovers 3 months ago
Well, you couldn't make it up!
I, for one, will never view Dr. Who in the same way :-o
Gorteenminogue 3 months ago
I feel srry for u plus these people should shove there dildo up there ass
Hobojoe308 3 months ago
OUCH!! Anyone that thought that was a dildo has to have some freaky ass stuff in their closet.
xdassinx 3 months ago
There are a lot of dildos in the related videos section to the right ...
RagingPygmy 4 months ago
Ouch! If that thing was used as a dildo I imagine it wouldn't be very pleasant. lol XD
ButterflyChristie 4 months ago
That company has got some Really bad support it seems. They don't answer calls, they don't answer mails, etc. Nothing except physically visiting their offices and asking them for help. How lame is that?
And I agree about the sex negative attitude. What kind of company would have such a conservative (hrm theist, hrm) view?
DukeTwicep 4 months ago
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MiguelLemosTv 4 months ago
What I took away from this is:
1) Who cares if it was a dildo? I've seen commercials on regular tv for them, so who are they to be above a dildo?
2) You don't have dildo? How many were sent to you by fans after this?
3) Whoever flagged you, they don't know Dr. Who, and therefore should be banned... from the internet.
slocal75 4 months ago 2
OK, work with me on this. Maybe the people people that complained about the alleged dildo/sonic screwdriver actually use the sonic screwdriver as a dildo to screw themselves? They sure screwed you. JustinTV sound like a bunch of humorless prudes.
pittbullking87 4 months ago
Good thing you didn't tell them about the blue setting.
PuttingOnTheFoil 4 months ago
That's not funny, that's just sad.
Even if you had shown your dildo (if you had one), they still shouldn't fucking PERMA-BAN you and refuse to even tell you why for fucking showing the thing.
ParaSpite 4 months ago
cocaine is a bad drug..
sal13ful 4 months ago
Fuck justintv! Why would u even get banned for showing a dildo? Fuck them, why would u be on an anal network? like that
mikekoz68 4 months ago
Perhaps they thought your Dalek alarm clock was a butt plug.
MRSPIKE001 5 months ago
If there are no Doctor Who fans at JustinTV, JustinTV sucks. It's that simple.
weelittledragon 5 months ago
So what exactly does one do with a sonic screwdriver then?
deconvertedguy 5 months ago
Because they know Dr. Who is poo ;)
tpr007 5 months ago
...It was a real strange thing the other day…along the Appalachian hiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhway. And the stars…and the GALAXY, HEY, call the Mars candy bars fuckin corporation or somethin like that, and we got confused with that planet of etc…period. That mother fuckin so on and so forth…etcetera, etce
20peter3286 5 months ago
SEMANTIC BLOCKAGE
20peter3286 5 months ago
fucking psychosemantic blockage
20peter3286 5 months ago
You don't look like laughing so much! You look more like you are hurt!! are you?
eatpolo 6 months ago
idgi... what's so upsetting about a dildo in the first place?
maybe i'm just being unamerican or something, but i don't think i'd even want my account reinstated if the company were that up tight about a piece of plastic used to bring happiness.
cl0r 6 months ago
I've laughed about it being his dildo, but I've never seriously thought it would be mistaken for one... it's uh... not a very good shape
(considering most of my friends marvel at what I can manage to make sound dirty or sexual... it's not surprising I've gone there with the sonic screwdriver... considering the name... people probably thought by the name that it was some new trojan toy LOL)
NicholasKreuz 6 months ago
You say you want our thoughts on your banning? OK, here goes.
You should be banned from Youtube, not for your alleged dildo (yawn, yawn), but for the total banality of your Youtube contributions
Matthysable 6 months ago
@Matthysable says the idiot who's a creationist and follows RussiaToday...rofl
Oz1976 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Oz1976 The idiot who's a creationist and follows RussiaToday still thinks she should be banned from Youtube for extreme banality! For life!!
Do you lemmings at the USA colleges ever learn anthing else apart from sprouting the latst fashionable PC hot air? Rhetorical question.
Matthysable 6 months ago
@Matthysable Why would a youtube vid be banned for being trivial?
PalulukanMakto 6 months ago
@PalulukanMakto Great question
Matthysable 6 months ago
Amazing how so few people can ruin somebody's account like that. Either by misunderstanding or intentional sabotage.
rann109 6 months ago
Lame brain idiots. That is all.
Plasmon19 6 months ago
That's funny. :D
stealthbadger 6 months ago
It sounds like 2 users have Dildos on their brain.
MonkeyBallZ214 6 months ago
I personally would consider using some other service after the whole thing
finderfinder100 6 months ago
a girl says she doesn't have a dildo... yeh... and I bet she didn't flick her bean on chatroulette with a random guy a few times in the old days too ;)
ashtool 6 months ago
BAH-HA-HA-HA! Epic story!
fifh89 6 months ago
That's awesome! Inconvenient, but an awesome story. Though the lack of Dr. Who fans on staff has me seriously worried about doing business with them :-P
itsmaxinthebox 6 months ago
What I don't get: What exactly would be the problem about showing a dildo?
These puritanic Americans are just crazy.
dasGagaTier 6 months ago
OMG(s)! LOL!
mjh012363 6 months ago
No dildo?
You?
Why not?
MrAnomilus 6 months ago
I have a sonic screwdriver and it does not look like a dildo to me. But then some people have really dirty minds.
flibbertygibbet 6 months ago
Sorry 'bout the banning, but that has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard since the last time Ann Coulter opened her mouth and said something. ^^
Tigranis 7 months ago
you really don't have a dildo?
lennyf1957 7 months ago
O_O & I thought I had stopped facepalming when people didn't recognize various articles of The Kingdom of Geekdom. A friend's wife didn't know what TRON was. He told her I got the new TRON Xbox controller & she was clueless. The JTV-folks work for a website & have no knowledge of Dr. Who, there's something wrong afoot in that workplace.
Whoever thought that was a dildo, are not comfortable w/ themselves enough to have explored that world & are easily offended, & repressed.
Some peoples' kids.
Tsujanryo 7 months ago
If anyone mistakenly thinks that a sonic screw driver is a dildo, then they have some serious issues. I’ve heard of women’s cosmetic bottles being removed from shop shelves because of similar complaints.
Obsession with phallic symbols. The sign of a true pervert.
SissingPyd 7 months ago
How old is this high school atheist delinquent ?
GetRealHoustonOdessa 7 months ago
Personally, I would pay money for a sonic screwdriver dildo, but then, I'm a perv. I think it's ridiculous that you got banned for that.
tgperg 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Whoops i've been using it as a butt plug
RRV85 7 months ago
Banned... for a /perceived/ infraction... That's just broken. It would be a different matter if you'd set out to trick people into seeing something pornographic that wasn't actually there, but you didn't. Hell, if it /had/ been a dildo, how is that remotely offensive? Unless it was actually in use at the time, anyway. :P
CyberiusT 7 months ago
Bwahahahahahahaha.
Shisho2k 7 months ago
LOL that's a good story. Glad you went down there. :)
TKnightcrawler 7 months ago
You. Are. Awesome. That is all.
ScienceGeekChic 7 months ago
Should have used a christian dildo - so it's safe to use on the whole family.
callmeshane303 7 months ago 2
@callmeshane303 But they do - it is called a priest.
Knightyme 7 months ago
I personally wouldn't want to use a services that was so sex negative or a company that would just ban you flat out with out looking into the claim. So yeah, even if they didn't reopen your account, they still sound like a bunch of asses.
sailorstarfish 7 months ago 18
I can't believe you got no response from them, you actually had to go to their offices to find out why you'd been banned. Were they just so embarrassed they couldn't possible respond? "Oh no it's that dildo lady again, hide behind the counter, eventually she'll just go away"
But its worse that it only takes a couple of other users to mistake a dildo for something else and you're banned. Maybe all phallic imagery is against policy, I dunno, but it makes you wanna see what you can get away with.
83N170 7 months ago
Then what did they think the Dalek was? O.O
Rex0142king 7 months ago
-...I don't have a dildo-
"Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."
Halobitt 7 months ago 6
@Halobitt Fight club. Awesome
DirectInjected 7 months ago
I'm disappointed. I was hoping to see a Dr. Who themed dildo. Preferably with Ten(nant) on it.
ragestreet 7 months ago
Geez, that is nowhere near Q's sonic dildo.
QJordon 7 months ago
What is JustinTv and how does that pertain to us peons?
QJordon 7 months ago
HA! lol
BlackAtheistsAmerica 7 months ago
You are a Doctor Who fan and an atheist? Marry me.
QueenAnneCapt 7 months ago
Can you use the screwdriver as a dildo?
demonorse 7 months ago
what the hell is justin tv
opiumized 7 months ago
Isn't it a relatively common thing on the internet for people to get banned from stuff with no explanation or fact checking? I remember youtube did it a lot back in the day.
Here is my Dalek poetry. This is called "Daffodils":
Exterminate daffodils
stuartp2006 7 months ago
Justin TV are not the internet (getting banned on the internet) and obviously never will be. An internet company none of whose staff don't know Dr Who? Death knell.
hogwarts200 7 months ago
Spread the word. Don't use Justin TV. They ignore their customers.
keegiebear 7 months ago
i'd ponder more on the workings and ethicality of an enterprise that suspends accounts based on the heresay of a few oversensitive losers with too much time on their hands and doesn't bother to personally check them out before enacting said suspension
you deserve better!
tinghwaien999 7 months ago
Does a Dalek almarm clock say "Extermawake!!!"?
LonesomeTroubadour 7 months ago
"What's that?"
"It's a dildo. I wear a dildo now. Dildos are cool".
restman79 7 months ago 2
A dildo that opens locks...impressive..
FamilyGuyRS 7 months ago
AHAHAHAH THATS CRAZYYY like how does that look like a dildo ??? PAINFUL MUCH??? HAHAHA Crazy people out there ! XD
Isliandria 7 months ago
Now the question is... Will the thought of using your Sonic Screwdriver as a dildo cross your mind?
DissidentCitizen 8 months ago 8
Hahahahahahahahahahha
MrLiambi 8 months ago
This just reminded me of Amy Pond commenting to the Doctor that he had just "soniced" River. Lol
Northernskeptic 8 months ago
I was on an online dating site and a woman didn't want to date me because she thought I was a minister..lol. when I pointed out that I had done that as a joke and was an ordained minister in the "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" she saw the light. that actually showed up on a google search of my cell phone number..imagine that. just as funny.
genuinechange 8 months ago
A Doctor Who sonic screwdriver shouldn't get you banned from the internet...
It should make them throw you on their sholders and proclaim you Queen!
tinbanger66 8 months ago
If there was such a thing as a Doctor Who dildo would it get bigger on the inside?
davrosbrother 8 months ago
shes a handfull eh
kidrodeo 8 months ago
Friggin' awesome. The two users who objected must have a really depressing sex life...
pitdroidtech 8 months ago
@pitdroidtech no, just puritanical americans me thinks. . .So, actually yes. . .
f7ipper 7 months ago
Woman, what are you doing? You are NOT supposed to get that close to a Dalek, even a minaturized one....or wait....how tall are you, anyway?
AlanCanon2222 8 months ago
So what if it was a dildo? Why would that matter? It is not like you were using it as such... or were you?
manoric82 8 months ago
The sonic screwdriver looks sharp and edgy. I don't think it would be a comforable dildo, but what the hell do I know...
ImperiousViking 8 months ago
YEAAAHH!!! DOCTOR WHO DILDO! wait what?! that's insanity!
sleach060689 8 months ago
Why are you so hot and intelligent and why do you not live near me? I hate my life.
batmanpronz 8 months ago
I jacked off to this video.
RayComfortOnline 8 months ago
God this women makes me horney!! I'm so stone3d, sorry typing with my left hand
MrStephenjohnmiller 8 months ago
Amazing.
rcsheets 8 months ago
"I don't have a dildo"
WHY THE FUCK NOT!?
I have no idea why any woman that wasn't dating ME wouldn't own one...surely they'd need it to satisfy their cravings for me....OK, Misogynistic wishful thinking aside...what's so wrong with showing a "dildo?" It's a "muscle massager" right?
KingHeathen 8 months ago
Delightful video. I will never be able to watch Doctor Who again without thinking that the sonic screwdriver is dual use technology. P.S. I hope you'll enter the Fair Share Olympics
oldcomic1 8 months ago
The Schwartz is not strong with JustinTV.
Macrochenia 8 months ago
but fantatics and freaks know they system is weighted to benefit them.
TheBcaton 8 months ago
I think the problem is these organisations just assume you are guilty without investigation. Somebody with mental illness, vandalistic tendencies or religious paranoia can see sex in anything and find offense. But the screwdriver... ow! You'd have to be a hardcore masochist to try using that inside!
I've seen this sort of thing happen in facebook on guy's page where he kissed his boyfriend. Insta-ban! There were protests and his site was reinstated.
TheBcaton 8 months ago
If JustinTV has no Dr Who fans in their office, they are unworthy of you.
thebeardedone 8 months ago 28
Sonic screw driver/ No wonder they banned you. That's the devils magic. lol
TheSensibleSimian 8 months ago
Ashley, thanks for the laugh! After listening to this, I went back to :20 and just started cracking up! On the other hand, it's sad when people in our society are so prudish, yet obsessed with sex, that they see every oblong object as a sex device.
DandAinTac 8 months ago
Awesome story.
Z200a 8 months ago
I just cant believe in a room full of computer nerds that someone hadn't heard of Dr Who ! P.S. I reckon Tom Baker was the best Doctor followed by Jon Pertwee
clay6709 8 months ago
Sonicdildo! Woo!
ONITru7h 8 months ago
Wow, you're a Dr. Who fan. Which Dr is your fave? #4 Tom Baker's Dr, was my fave.
Probably because I was brought up on that Dr.
Mglosk 8 months ago
LMAO thats awesome! But that would make a good dildo theme anywho
unlikelyatheist 8 months ago
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kitsune090 8 months ago
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kitsune090 8 months ago
I have the 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver with the pen end that is replaceable with an invisible ink pen. Judging from the looks I've received I'm certain people think it is a vibrator. More so when it is turned on and makes the sound.
I didn't get the 11th Doctor's one yet, because the toy version looks horrible, but I saw the real screwdriver version on thinkgeek that looked better and was debating buying it but it doesn't open up , right?
Alemond 8 months ago
Being banned for someone else's inability to recognize a toy? Laughable and awful, both at the same time.
fredochs 8 months ago
I have a sonic screwdriver (10th and 11th) too..but I've never been banned from anywhere for having it. LOL
gamermuzz 8 months ago
Why is showing a dildo a bannable offense?
lordcheetah 8 months ago
10 people voted down because they don't believe you don't have a dildo!
rarrmonkey 8 months ago
Did they actually watch the video and the item they banned, or did they ban you on the complaint alone?
ekhaat 8 months ago 2
Funny. You'll probably get a bunch of offers now. I mean product offers.
thechessstick 8 months ago
Funny. You'll probably get a bunch of offers now
thechessstick 8 months ago
What would happen if it was a sonic dildo?
memonk11 8 months ago
I don't think this is funny. It's clearly some losers complaining and having you banned for doing things that they didn't like. Plus they are stupid. PLUS there is no dildo movie after all. Crappy all round.
no2religions 8 months ago
this story should have taken you 20-30 seconds to tell. not 4:37.
DOCSAM35 8 months ago
@DOCSAM35
Once Upon a Time in America is a story that can be told in half an hour, but the other 3 hours don't exactly ruin it.
CripplingDuality 8 months ago
You're a Dr Who fan awesome I've been watching this whole time and I never knew :).
FirebirdKnight 8 months ago
Why would they care to ban you for showing a dildo? What were you doing with your screwdriver?
SerenityNoww 8 months ago
You know, I had never considered it before, but I suppose "sonic screwdriver" is a sort of suggestive name.
OgreVI 8 months ago
That would make one narley dildo.
CosmicSeaman 8 months ago
OOoops. Maybe I shouldnt have filed a complaint to the FCC about "rampant use of dildos" in the new Doctor Who series.
CognosSquare 8 months ago
What next?
"Hi - this is me with my girlfriend Kate!"
BANNED - FOR SHOWING SEXUAL DEVICES
jazzx251 9 months ago 33
Fantastic story! ROFL!
kandtell 9 months ago
I've come to the conclusion that the CEO of JustinTV must have a very peculiarly shaped prick.
That's the only explanation for why he thought that was a dildo.
jazzx251 9 months ago
You'd make a very good companion.
TheBoyFromNorfolk 9 months ago
Didn't know you couldn't have sexual paraphernalia on justin.tv.
mathmexican4234 9 months ago
Lol you should of complained about their lousy response service while you were there. >> Not answering all those different means of communications even after three weeks, horrible.
SPEARMlNT 9 months ago
Don't show me on justinTV I too could penetrate your fanny. :P
doford 9 months ago
Hmm, this kind of reminds me of that Red Nose Day special. What was it called..."The Curse of Fatal Death".
Still don't get why you would get banned for showing a dildo. Must be an American thing.
Rahhelthethird 9 months ago
Wow, I bet the people that mistook *that* for a dildo were men with very little sexual education. It would make for the most uncomfortable dildo in the world.
Well, one of the most uncomfortable, at least.
And, as others have said, people shouldn't be banned for showing an actual dildo anyway.
ChilapaOfTheAmazons 9 months ago
Wow. Of course, they can ban whomever they like. But you'd think there would be some sensible mechanism for appeal. Otherwise anyone can be shutdown just because some troll flags them.
TIPinkUnicorn 9 months ago
First off you're awesome for having the balls to go down there and make them give you an explanation. I bet they lock the door now. I think the real problem is faceless, nameless people get to click a button a make a complaint without ever being forced to fully explain the why behind it. All complaints under 500 words should be ignored. That would filter the moronic cattle who never think or consider their actions. If we make it easy for those kind of people, then they are effectively in charge.
AureliusIX 9 months ago
now use a real dildo in your vids. See howe Justin Tv will react to that
wildshape 9 months ago
Wow so any object with his vaguely phallic shaped might be viewed as a dildo?? I've seen a LOT of dildos (love going to sex shops and dragging my friends along) and absolutely none looked like a sonic screw driver. The funny thing is the people who reported it are likely the stuck up type who have antiquated views on sexuality... yet they projected onto the sonic screw driver 'DILDO!' when it is far far from that.
Though I do love the idea of the Doctor using it as one. Sure there is a rule 34
Otokogoroshi 9 months ago
Just use a streaming service that lets you use dildos.
anthonzi 9 months ago
My flatmate has one of those sonic screwdrivers..Im so posting this to his wall
DidntKnowWhatToPut1 9 months ago
This is ridiculous.
They should ban everyone who shows any long thin object.
"Here's a banana ..." BANNED
"Here's a beer bottle ..." BANNED
"Here's a carrot ..." BANNED
"Here's my cigar container ..." BANNED
"Here's my vibrating egg" ALLOWED
What about videos where people might display sex toys in a negative light - "this disgusting 'toy' (it pains me to call it that) is a 'Jack Rabbit Vibrator' ..."
Do they get banned?
Really pathetic.
jazzx251 9 months ago
Well, there's no evidence that you aren't using it as a dildo. And since I can't prove you haven't, keeping with religious training, therefore you must have. QED.
integralmath 9 months ago
@integralmath
Quite right.
The burden of proof is on the owner to show that she is not using it as a self-pleasure device!
No mention is taken as an admission of guilt. And a permanent ban from the internet's premier pirate TV station ensues.
jazzx251 9 months ago
@jazzx251: that's right. She needs to show videos of all the things she stuffed up in there, as well as video of all the times nothing's been shoved in there. This will be a thorough investigation; her story will be probed!
integralmath 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Sonic screwdrivers can be used as dildos if you're crafty. So can octopi, for that matter.
Thank you Internet.
CzarAdam2009 9 months ago
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CzarAdam2009 9 months ago
That story is funny. :D Thanks for sharing.
somechick73 9 months ago
The title to this video is a good attention grabber.
connerjd 9 months ago
yes another American who likes Doctor Who, :D
LogicalThinker667 9 months ago
Hilarious!! Ah people and their sheltered lives....
DarqMarv 9 months ago
No dildo? I always took Ashley as being more of a cucumber girl.
KillJesus 9 months ago
The sonic screwdriver does look a bit phallic (after hearing this story it does anyhow) and I can actually imagine a Dr. Who themed dildo called a sonic screwdriver. I mean, "sonic screwdriver" just *screams* "I'm a dildo!" (at least after hearing this story it does).
Awesome story. XD
BTW, I've already patented the Dr. Who dildo. I just changed the spellings so I don't get sued. So who wants to buy a Doktor Hoo Psonic Skroodriver? It vibrates at the speed of psound.
satanaugustine 9 months ago
@satanaugustine
yes "screw" is probably the word that got them confused, now that I think about it.
jazzx251 9 months ago
@satanaugustine(myself)
I will be patenting my Psonic Skroodriver using a psychedelic pseudonym. And it will not be a dildo, but rather Dill Dough.Ya know, like, for a bread machine.
satanaugustine 8 months ago
it's always nice to see a beautiful DR. WHO nerd. i'm a die hard fan of the entire whoniverse.......can't wait till torchwood : miracle day starts on starz. i'm so addicted to dr who i have pirate downloads of EVERY dr who story currently available on my hard drive.......both classic and current with the exception of the ark and monster of peladon. also every torchwood and sarah jane adventures, i also have a copy k9&company and rowan atkins parody. and more......dam we're so nerdy.
lionn420 9 months ago
strange here in England watching doctor who isn't even nerdy
intact its kinda strange not to have seen at least one episode
mrgeoslugs 9 months ago
*Dalek voice* EJACULATE! EJACULATE!! XD
DaniNouveau 9 months ago
I know what a dildo is and I know what a sonic screwdriver is but what is Justin TV?
Darwinsgift 9 months ago
Can I borrow your "screwdriver" :-)
fimeilleur 9 months ago
totally a dildo!!! :D
Manonwar15 9 months ago
You don't own a dildo? Darling from what I understand you are missing out!
Dusty341 9 months ago
this is messed up and obviously caused by ppl that don't know what they are talking about.
RavenBlaze 9 months ago
That is actually brillaint!!!!
Awesome!
garydocool 9 months ago
Haha when I was at a Zombie Crawl dressed as the 10th doctor I was being asked every 5 minutes why I was carrying a dildo and my friends and I ended up converting about 10 people to Dr Who because of it.
DrRansomkeysBoCO 9 months ago
Personally I use the hand of Omega. ;-)
davrosbrother 9 months ago
Justin TV Fail.
They have never been Sonic Screwed!