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  • Gives new meaning to "wibbly wobbly timey wimey?"

  • I've got lots of dildos to show Justin.tv 100+ dildos.. . and I have a 70's van that says dildo on it.... oh heaven forbid..... 

  • That's so dickish of them! SHIT customer service! As a Brit and a Whovian this is appalling!!

  • I think you might want to examine how freakishly meaningless this all is.

  • Might be funny, but the company's puritannical attitude is just sad.

  • why does a 40 year old woman have homework? are you mexican?

  • I feel like bothering JustinTV about it anyway. This type of institutional prudery is disheartening. If we put up with it, we can expect it to impinge more and more heavily into our online lives.

  • What is JustinTV anyways?

  • A Sonic Dildo... NOW I understand why the Daleks never resist when the Doctor pulls it out on them...

  • Dam i will like to have u for one night !!!!

  • But even if it was....

    If these companies want to be on the right side of the constitution, They ought to let that slide.

    All this censorship garbage is bad for freedom.

    Who cares if it was? Didos exist, people use them. So what?

    Why can we show graphic war and death, and violence, but anything sexual (you know, the process by which humans are created by 2 other humans) is somehow "Dirty" and unfit for human eyes.

    I would buy stock in a vid company that does not restrict content like that.

  • Well, you couldn't make it up!

    I, for one, will never view Dr. Who in the same way :-o

  • I feel srry for u plus these people should shove there dildo up there ass

  • OUCH!! Anyone that thought that was a dildo has to have some freaky ass stuff in their closet.

  • There are a lot of dildos in the related videos section to the right ...

  • Ouch! If that thing was used as a dildo I imagine it wouldn't be very pleasant. lol XD

  • That company has got some Really bad support it seems. They don't answer calls, they don't answer mails, etc. Nothing except physically visiting their offices and asking them for help. How lame is that?

    And I agree about the sex negative attitude. What kind of company would have such a conservative (hrm theist, hrm) view?

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  • What I took away from this is:

    1) Who cares if it was a dildo? I've seen commercials on regular tv for them, so who are they to be above a dildo?

    2) You don't have dildo? How many were sent to you by fans after this?

    3) Whoever flagged you, they don't know Dr. Who, and therefore should be banned... from the internet.

  • OK, work with me on this. Maybe the people people that complained about the alleged dildo/sonic screwdriver actually use the sonic screwdriver as a dildo to screw themselves? They sure screwed you. JustinTV sound like a bunch of humorless prudes.

  • Good thing you didn't tell them about the blue setting.

  • That's not funny, that's just sad.

    Even if you had shown your dildo (if you had one), they still shouldn't fucking PERMA-BAN you and refuse to even tell you why for fucking showing the thing.

  • cocaine is a bad drug..

  • Fuck justintv! Why would u even get banned for showing a dildo? Fuck them, why would u be on an anal network? like that

  • Perhaps they thought your Dalek alarm clock was a butt plug.

  • If there are no Doctor Who fans at JustinTV, JustinTV sucks. It's that simple.

  • So what exactly does one do with a sonic screwdriver then?

  • Because they know Dr. Who is poo ;)

  • ...It was a real strange thing the other day…along the Appalachian hiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhway. And the stars…and the GALAXY, HEY, call the Mars candy bars fuckin corporation or somethin like that, and we got confused with that planet of etc…period. That mother fuckin so on and so forth…etcetera, etce

  • SEMANTIC BLOCKAGE

  • fucking psychosemantic blockage

  • You don't look like laughing so much! You look more like you are hurt!! are you?

  • idgi... what's so upsetting about a dildo in the first place?

    maybe i'm just being unamerican or something, but i don't think i'd even want my account reinstated if the company were that up tight about a piece of plastic used to bring happiness.

  • I've laughed about it being his dildo, but I've never seriously thought it would be mistaken for one... it's uh... not a very good shape

    (considering most of my friends marvel at what I can manage to make sound dirty or sexual... it's not surprising I've gone there with the sonic screwdriver... considering the name... people probably thought by the name that it was some new trojan toy LOL)

  • You say you want our thoughts on your banning? OK, here goes.

    You should be banned from Youtube, not for your alleged dildo (yawn, yawn), but for the total banality of your Youtube contributions

  • @Matthysable says the idiot who's a creationist and follows RussiaToday...rofl

  • @Matthysable Why would a youtube vid be banned for being trivial?

  • @PalulukanMakto Great question

  • Amazing how so few people can ruin somebody's account like that. Either by misunderstanding or intentional sabotage.

  • Lame brain idiots. That is all.

    

  • That's funny. :D

  • It sounds like 2 users have Dildos on their brain.

  • I personally would consider using some other service after the whole thing

  • a girl says she doesn't have a dildo... yeh... and I bet she didn't flick her bean on chatroulette with a random guy a few times in the old days too ;)

  • BAH-HA-HA-HA! Epic story!

  • That's awesome! Inconvenient, but an awesome story. Though the lack of Dr. Who fans on staff has me seriously worried about doing business with them :-P

  • What I don't get: What exactly would be the problem about showing a dildo?

    These puritanic Americans are just crazy.

  • OMG(s)! LOL!

  • No dildo?

    You?

    Why not?

  • I have a sonic screwdriver and it does not look like a dildo to me. But then some people have really dirty minds.

  • Sorry 'bout the banning, but that has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard since the last time Ann Coulter opened her mouth and said something. ^^

  • you really don't have a dildo?

  • O_O & I thought I had stopped facepalming when people didn't recognize various articles of The Kingdom of Geekdom. A friend's wife didn't know what TRON was. He told her I got the new TRON Xbox controller & she was clueless. The JTV-folks work for a website & have no knowledge of Dr. Who, there's something wrong afoot in that workplace.

    Whoever thought that was a dildo, are not comfortable w/ themselves enough to have explored that world & are easily offended, & repressed.

    Some peoples' kids.

  • If anyone mistakenly thinks that a sonic screw driver is a dildo, then they have some serious issues. I’ve heard of women’s cosmetic bottles being removed from shop shelves because of similar complaints.

    Obsession with phallic symbols. The sign of a true pervert.

  • How old is this high school atheist delinquent ?

  • Personally, I would pay money for a sonic screwdriver dildo, but then, I'm a perv. I think it's ridiculous that you got banned for that.

  • Banned... for a /perceived/ infraction... That's just broken. It would be a different matter if you'd set out to trick people into seeing something pornographic that wasn't actually there, but you didn't. Hell, if it /had/ been a dildo, how is that remotely offensive? Unless it was actually in use at the time, anyway. :P

  • Bwahahahahahahaha.

  • LOL that's a good story. Glad you went down there. :)

  • You. Are. Awesome. That is all.

  • Should have used a christian dildo - so it's safe to use on the whole family.

  • @callmeshane303 But they do - it is called a priest.

  • I personally wouldn't want to use a services that was so sex negative or a company that would just ban you flat out with out looking into the claim. So yeah, even if they didn't reopen your account, they still sound like a bunch of asses.

  • I can't believe you got no response from them, you actually had to go to their offices to find out why you'd been banned. Were they just so embarrassed they couldn't possible respond? "Oh no it's that dildo lady again, hide behind the counter, eventually she'll just go away"

    But its worse that it only takes a couple of other users to mistake a dildo for something else and you're banned. Maybe all phallic imagery is against policy, I dunno, but it makes you wanna see what you can get away with.

  • Then what did they think the Dalek was? O.O

  • -...I don't have a dildo-

    "Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

  • @Halobitt Fight club. Awesome

  • I'm disappointed. I was hoping to see a Dr. Who themed dildo. Preferably with Ten(nant) on it.

  • Geez, that is nowhere near Q's sonic dildo.

  • What is JustinTv and how does that pertain to us peons? 

  • HA! lol

  • You are a Doctor Who fan and an atheist? Marry me.

  • Can you use the screwdriver as a dildo?

  • what the hell is justin tv

  • Isn't it a relatively common thing on the internet for people to get banned from stuff with no explanation or fact checking? I remember youtube did it a lot back in the day.

    Here is my Dalek poetry. This is called "Daffodils":

    Exterminate daffodils

  • Justin TV are not the internet (getting banned on the internet) and obviously never will be. An internet company none of whose staff don't know Dr Who? Death knell.

  • Spread the word. Don't use Justin TV. They ignore their customers.

  • i'd ponder more on the workings and ethicality of an enterprise that suspends accounts based on the heresay of a few oversensitive losers with too much time on their hands and doesn't bother to personally check them out before enacting said suspension

    you deserve better!

  • Does a Dalek almarm clock say "Extermawake!!!"?

  • "What's that?"

    "It's a dildo. I wear a dildo now. Dildos are cool".

  • A dildo that opens locks...impressive..

  • AHAHAHAH THATS CRAZYYY like how does that look like a dildo ??? PAINFUL MUCH??? HAHAHA Crazy people out there ! XD

  • Now the question is... Will the thought of using your Sonic Screwdriver as a dildo cross your mind?

  • Hahahahahahahahahahha

  • This just reminded me of Amy Pond commenting to the Doctor that he had just "soniced" River. Lol

  • I was on an online dating site and a woman didn't want to date me because she thought I was a minister..lol. when I pointed out that I had done that as a joke and was an ordained minister in the "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" she saw the light. that actually showed up on a google search of my cell phone number..imagine that. just as funny.

  • A Doctor Who sonic screwdriver shouldn't get you banned from the internet...

    It should make them throw you on their sholders and proclaim you Queen!

  • If there was such a thing as a Doctor Who dildo would it get bigger on the inside?

  • shes a handfull eh

  • Friggin' awesome. The two users who objected must have a really depressing sex life...

  • @pitdroidtech no, just puritanical americans me thinks. . .So, actually yes. . .

  • Woman, what are you doing? You are NOT supposed to get that close to a Dalek, even a minaturized one....or wait....how tall are you, anyway?

  • So what if it was a dildo? Why would that matter? It is not like you were using it as such... or were you?

  • The sonic screwdriver looks sharp and edgy. I don't think it would be a comforable dildo, but what the hell do I know...

  • YEAAAHH!!! DOCTOR WHO DILDO! wait what?! that's insanity!

  • Why are you so hot and intelligent and why do you not live near me? I hate my life.

  • I jacked off to this video.

  • God this women makes me horney!! I'm so stone3d, sorry typing with my left hand

  • Amazing.

  • "I don't have a dildo"

    WHY THE FUCK NOT!?

    I have no idea why any woman that wasn't dating ME wouldn't own one...surely they'd need it to satisfy their cravings for me....OK, Misogynistic wishful thinking aside...what's so wrong with showing a "dildo?" It's a "muscle massager" right?

  • Delightful video. I will never be able to watch Doctor Who again without thinking that the sonic screwdriver is dual use technology. P.S. I hope you'll enter the Fair Share Olympics

  • The Schwartz is not strong with JustinTV.

  • but fantatics and freaks know they system is weighted to benefit them.

  • I think the problem is these organisations just assume you are guilty without investigation. Somebody with mental illness, vandalistic tendencies or religious paranoia can see sex in anything and find offense. But the screwdriver... ow! You'd have to be a hardcore masochist to try using that inside!

    I've seen this sort of thing happen in facebook on guy's page where he kissed his boyfriend. Insta-ban! There were protests and his site was reinstated.

  • If JustinTV has no Dr Who fans in their office, they are unworthy of you.

  • Sonic screw driver/ No wonder they banned you. That's the devils magic. lol

  • Ashley, thanks for the laugh! After listening to this, I went back to :20 and just started cracking up! On the other hand, it's sad when people in our society are so prudish, yet obsessed with sex, that they see every oblong object as a sex device.

  • Awesome story.

  • I just cant believe in a room full of computer nerds that someone hadn't heard of Dr Who ! P.S. I reckon Tom Baker was the best Doctor followed by Jon Pertwee

  • Sonicdildo! Woo!

  • Wow, you're a Dr. Who fan. Which Dr is your fave? #4 Tom Baker's Dr, was my fave.

    Probably because I was brought up on that Dr.

  • LMAO thats awesome! But that would make a good dildo theme anywho

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  • I have the 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver with the pen end that is replaceable with an invisible ink pen. Judging from the looks I've received I'm certain people think it is a vibrator. More so when it is turned on and makes the sound.

    I didn't get the 11th Doctor's one yet, because the toy version looks horrible, but I saw the real screwdriver version on thinkgeek that looked better and was debating buying it but it doesn't open up , right?

  • Being banned for someone else's inability to recognize a toy? Laughable and awful, both at the same time.

  • I have a sonic screwdriver (10th and 11th) too..but I've never been banned from anywhere for having it. LOL

  • Why is showing a dildo a bannable offense?

  • 10 people voted down because they don't believe you don't have a dildo!

  • Did they actually watch the video and the item they banned, or did they ban you on the complaint alone?

  • Funny. You'll probably get a bunch of offers now. I mean product offers.

  • Funny.  You'll probably get a bunch of offers now

  • What would happen if it was a sonic dildo?

  • I don't think this is funny. It's clearly some losers complaining and having you banned for doing things that they didn't like. Plus they are stupid. PLUS there is no dildo movie after all. Crappy all round.

  • this story should have taken you 20-30 seconds to tell. not 4:37.

  • @DOCSAM35

    Once Upon a Time in America is a story that can be told in half an hour, but the other 3 hours don't exactly ruin it.

  • You're a Dr Who fan awesome I've been watching this whole time and I never knew :).

  • Why would they care to ban you for showing a dildo? What were you doing with your screwdriver?

  • You know, I had never considered it before, but I suppose "sonic screwdriver" is a sort of suggestive name.

  • That would make one narley dildo.

  • OOoops. Maybe I shouldnt have filed a complaint to the FCC about "rampant use of dildos" in the new Doctor Who series.

  • What next?

    "Hi - this is me with my girlfriend Kate!"

    BANNED - FOR SHOWING SEXUAL DEVICES

  • Fantastic story! ROFL!

  • I've come to the conclusion that the CEO of JustinTV must have a very peculiarly shaped prick.

    That's the only explanation for why he thought that was a dildo.

  • You'd make a very good companion.

  • Didn't know you couldn't have sexual paraphernalia on justin.tv.

  • Lol you should of complained about their lousy response service while you were there. >> Not answering all those different means of communications even after three weeks, horrible.

  • Don't show me on justinTV I too could penetrate your fanny. :P

  • Hmm, this kind of reminds me of that Red Nose Day special. What was it called..."The Curse of Fatal Death".

    Still don't get why you would get banned for showing a dildo. Must be an American thing.

  • Wow, I bet the people that mistook *that* for a dildo were men with very little sexual education. It would make for the most uncomfortable dildo in the world.

    Well, one of the most uncomfortable, at least.

    And, as others have said, people shouldn't be banned for showing an actual dildo anyway.

  • Wow. Of course, they can ban whomever they like. But you'd think there would be some sensible mechanism for appeal. Otherwise anyone can be shutdown just because some troll flags them.

  • First off you're awesome for having the balls to go down there and make them give you an explanation. I bet they lock the door now. I think the real problem is faceless, nameless people get to click a button a make a complaint without ever being forced to fully explain the why behind it. All complaints under 500 words should be ignored. That would filter the moronic cattle who never think or consider their actions. If we make it easy for those kind of people, then they are effectively in charge.

  • now use a real dildo in your vids. See howe Justin Tv will react to that

  • Wow so any object with his vaguely phallic shaped might be viewed as a dildo?? I've seen a LOT of dildos (love going to sex shops and dragging my friends along) and absolutely none looked like a sonic screw driver. The funny thing is the people who reported it are likely the stuck up type who have antiquated views on sexuality... yet they projected onto the sonic screw driver 'DILDO!' when it is far far from that.

    Though I do love the idea of the Doctor using it as one. Sure there is a rule 34

  • Just use a streaming service that lets you use dildos.

  • My flatmate has one of those sonic screwdrivers..Im so posting this to his wall

  • This is ridiculous.

    They should ban everyone who shows any long thin object.

    "Here's a banana ..." BANNED

    "Here's a beer bottle ..." BANNED

    "Here's a carrot ..." BANNED

    "Here's my cigar container ..." BANNED

    "Here's my vibrating egg" ALLOWED

    What about videos where people might display sex toys in a negative light - "this disgusting 'toy' (it pains me to call it that) is a 'Jack Rabbit Vibrator' ..."

    Do they get banned?

    Really pathetic.

  • Well, there's no evidence that you aren't using it as a dildo. And since I can't prove you haven't, keeping with religious training, therefore you must have. QED.

  • @integralmath

    Quite right.

    The burden of proof is on the owner to show that she is not using it as a self-pleasure device!

    No mention is taken as an admission of guilt. And a permanent ban from the internet's premier pirate TV station ensues.

  • @jazzx251: that's right. She needs to show videos of all the things she stuffed up in there, as well as video of all the times nothing's been shoved in there. This will be a thorough investigation; her story will be probed!

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  • That story is funny. :D Thanks for sharing.

  • The title to this video is a good attention grabber.

  • yes another American who likes Doctor Who, :D

  • Hilarious!! Ah people and their sheltered lives....

  • No dildo? I always took Ashley as being more of a cucumber girl.

  • The sonic screwdriver does look a bit phallic (after hearing this story it does anyhow) and I can actually imagine a Dr. Who themed dildo called a sonic screwdriver. I mean, "sonic screwdriver" just *screams* "I'm a dildo!" (at least after hearing this story it does).

    Awesome story. XD

    BTW, I've already patented the Dr. Who dildo. I just changed the spellings so I don't get sued. So who wants to buy a Doktor Hoo Psonic Skroodriver? It vibrates at the speed of psound.

  • @satanaugustine

    yes "screw" is probably the word that got them confused, now that I think about it.

  • @satanaugustine(myself)

    I will be patenting my Psonic Skroodriver using a psychedelic pseudonym. And it will not be a dildo, but rather Dill Dough.Ya know, like, for a bread machine.

  • it's always nice to see a beautiful DR. WHO nerd. i'm a die hard fan of the entire whoniverse.......can't wait till torchwood : miracle day starts on starz. i'm so addicted to dr who i have pirate downloads of EVERY dr who story currently available on my hard drive.......both classic and current with the exception of the ark and monster of peladon. also every torchwood and sarah jane adventures, i also have a copy k9&company and rowan atkins parody. and more......dam we're so nerdy.

  • strange here in England watching doctor who isn't even nerdy

    intact its kinda strange not to have seen at least one episode

  • *Dalek voice* EJACULATE! EJACULATE!! XD

  • I know what a dildo is and I know what a sonic screwdriver is but what is Justin TV?

  • Can I borrow your "screwdriver" :-)

  • totally a dildo!!! :D

  • You don't own a dildo? Darling from what I understand you are missing out!

  • this is messed up and obviously caused by ppl that don't know what they are talking about.

  • That is actually brillaint!!!!

    Awesome!

  • Haha when I was at a Zombie Crawl dressed as the 10th doctor I was being asked every 5 minutes why I was carrying a dildo and my friends and I ended up converting about 10 people to Dr Who because of it.

  • Personally I use the hand of Omega. ;-)

  • Justin TV Fail.

    They have never been Sonic Screwed!