one day a car crash will happen and the survivors will see that billboard and that billboard will have played witness to such a horrific crash the word "JESUS" will be all it needs.
I and every other Christian I personally know realize that the Bible says nothing about forcing a particular ideology into law to keep homosexuals from marrying and poor women from aborting doomed children. So, who keeps putting this damnable propaganda on billboards?
@SageSquidward People less inclined to listen to what others interpret the Bile to mean, and more inclined to the interpretation that gives them free reign to lord over everyone else and force them to obey their ideals.
In other words, people who's mentality never left the fragging Crusades era.
As a Christian, really gotta say the people that put up those signs are dumb as shit. Why is it always the idiots that put up billboards (ie, /these/ billboards) everywhere? Pretty awful advertising, eh? Man, Patton Oswalt is a comedic genius.
Whats the video where Patton talks about sitting in a movie theatre..and acting crazy when people look at him sitting alone..? Something like that...? ANyone know?
@BlankPicketSign If you knew her you should've brought her some food you jerk. Thanks for not doing your part. Get off the computer and get to work helping these geniuses you are letting die.
@BlankPicketSign Nah, he's right. You are a dick. You let a child who could do great things starve to death just so you could make a half-assed "point" about society on a YouTube video rather than giving her food and helping her do all of these helpful things.
And if you didn't know this child? Then you're a goddamn liar. Either way, you suck herpes-infected meth-head anus coated in rancid peanut butter. You're trapped, you sick bastard.
@BlankPicketSign You shouldn't have said that you knew her at all. Why didn't you just say "There was probably a little girl who was really smart and could cure AIDS and cancer with only a little funding who died in the Tsunami". Not only does it help the pro-choice message by explaining it logically, but it makes you look like less of a tool who's trying to be "clever" by wording shit similarly to the pro-lifers.
I know a few guys who could cure aids and cancer and solve world hunger, but unfortunately they are currently smeared in a wadded up tissue encrusted into the wall of my trash can.
It's a joke. God has nothing to do with this world...it's the devils! Until Armageddon when it is corrected, and his followers who "bear his name" will be protected!
@InteGrayting2 If you're an Atheist, then why do you believe that a God even exists? You're merely stating the fact that you refuse to worship him.
Sounds to me that you're merely one of the many average Joe's who were caught up in a counter-cultural movement hosted on the internet, as opposed to someone who consciously realised that we are alone in the universe via contemplation.
I bet you also view Christians as dumb, yet you're indifferent to other forms of religious practice.
@DragoonBoom I've been an atheist since 1988! so much for the whole "movement" thing. Also, you asked if I'm an atheist why do I believe in god? Whaaaat? I mean.....really? There is this thing out there called a dictionary. Check it out.
I think god really just created earth as a reality show comedy for the other gods to watch and he just makes natural disasters when ratings get low to spice things up a bit
@AmericanCritiquer i actually watch a lot of stand up both old and new and from all of it i have decided Patton is the best, im sure most people would disagree but i find him to be better than Carlin better than Hicks better than Cross and everyone, maybe he just clicks with me more than he does with other people idk all i know is hes my favorite lol
@AmericanCritiquer yes, there is such a thing as the best. it's called something that you may never have heard of: personal opinion. you really should add those two words to your vocabulary. damaged goods? ouch, my poor feelings. what a great insult. also, i am not currently in possession of a vagina, but from the sounds of it, you are. and Carlin is overrated, dont get me wrong hes a great comedian, but even Pryor is better, a lot of his bits drag and i know im going to get so much shit for thi
@Squibfire Maybe Hicks. Maybe. Possibly. He does sync his routine better but the field of George Carlin was in is much wider than his. Patton is getting better but no one has beaten "You Are All Diseased" (1999). I saw him on his last tour and it wasn't as funny but it was still way up there.
@NeverAloneForever i havnent seen You Are All Diseased, ill have to check it out, dont get me wrong i really do like Carlin, just personally i find people like Patton and Galifianakis and Cross to be funnier, i find that a lot of Carlin's material is really funny but just needs to be better worked out or presented better, ive only heard 3 or 4 albums and some bits i LOVE and some im just not a fan of
@Squibfire Well, Carlin didn't really become the comedian we know him by today until his last twenty years. He was (in)famous back in the 70's and 80's but his 90's/ 00's were his best. Patton, Galifianakis, and Cross. Good, but that's not a best list. For today's comics probably. Add some Chris Rock and Gabriel Iglesias and your set. As crazy as it is I found Eddie Murphy to be the funniest stand up of the 80's.
Hmm . . . I heard Jay Leno was a genius back in the day. Way back in the day.
@NeverAloneForever yeah i agree about Carlin getting much better in his later years and Rock is one of my favorite comedians, i used to be a big Iglesias fan but kind of fell out of that and i totally agree about Murphy he was definitely one of the best in the 80s
@NeverAloneForever I would ease up on the Garbiel Iglesias. He's pretty funny, but we're talking greats. I think Louis CK, maybe Ricky Gervais, I like Galifianakis(very original stuff), but this debate is always pretty useless
@DrFlaxWebFLOO Andi Smith, Andy Daly, Andy Andrist, Andy Kindler, Aziz Ansari, Bill Burr, Brian Posehn, Charlie Murphy, Daniel Tosh, Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, Doug Benson, Dov Davidoff, Eugene Mirman, Franklyn Ajaye, Greg Proops, Jen Kirkman, Jimmy Dore, Jimmy Pardo, Jonah Ray, Kathleen Madigan, Louis CK, Marc Maron, Maria Bamford, Matt Braunger, Matt Kirshen, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, Mike Birbiglia, Moshe Kasher, Nick Swardson, Norm MacDonald, Patrice Oneal
@DrFlaxWebFLOO Paul F. Tompkins, Phil Mazo, Ron Shock, Sklar Brothers, Steve Hofstetter, Todd Barry, Todd Glass, Tom Rhodes, Hard 'n' Phirm, Demitri Martin, Andrea Rosen, Chelsea Peretti, Craig Baldo, Jessi Klein, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Kroll, Hannibal Buress, Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, Kumail Nanjiani, Tom McCaffrey, Ian Edwards, Dana Gould, Steve Agee, Blaine Capatch, Zach Galifianakis, Morgan Murphy, Sarah Silverman, Jasper Redd, Nick Thune, Paul Scheer, Ngaio Bealum. And done.
They should have aborted all those christians.
Konicava 5 days ago
fucking moron. not funny.
Iansdaddy9 4 weeks ago
@Iansdaddy9
Don't be so hard on yourself!
nurb101 3 weeks ago
@nurb101 DAMN.....you beat me to it :)
nothingtoyouatall 3 weeks ago
God makes a lot more murderers and rapists than he does Disease Curers....DANGIT!! come on GOd get with the program...:\
thSubliminalCriminal 1 month ago
i recently saw a billboard that said "JESUS" on it and nothing else, no following billboards and absolutely nothing else on the front or back, wtf
skillcosby88 1 month ago
@skillcosby88 it was a pre emptive billboard.
one day a car crash will happen and the survivors will see that billboard and that billboard will have played witness to such a horrific crash the word "JESUS" will be all it needs.
bainaka 1 month ago
The audio quality was horrible. I saw a billboard earlier today when I was driving through Cleveland:
King James who?
-God
I love how whoever made that sign just felt free to put words in god's mouth that he never actually said. Isn't that called bearing false witness?
tekbarrier 1 month ago
I and every other Christian I personally know realize that the Bible says nothing about forcing a particular ideology into law to keep homosexuals from marrying and poor women from aborting doomed children. So, who keeps putting this damnable propaganda on billboards?
SageSquidward 2 months ago
@SageSquidward People less inclined to listen to what others interpret the Bile to mean, and more inclined to the interpretation that gives them free reign to lord over everyone else and force them to obey their ideals.
In other words, people who's mentality never left the fragging Crusades era.
magmos 2 months ago
As a Christian, really gotta say the people that put up those signs are dumb as shit. Why is it always the idiots that put up billboards (ie, /these/ billboards) everywhere? Pretty awful advertising, eh? Man, Patton Oswalt is a comedic genius.
clcsqueejy04 2 months ago 8
maybe if more of his people would accept evolution, then we would be able to figure it out.
kelbykross1 2 months ago 6
and now begins the search for DRFLAX's comment....
mikeylikesit2675 2 months ago
Whats the video where Patton talks about sitting in a movie theatre..and acting crazy when people look at him sitting alone..? Something like that...? ANyone know?
BoredOfFakeTalents 2 months ago
Lol there is no God. What the hell is he talking about?
SwissyChief1265 4 months ago
I know this Extremely Smart Girl who could cure Aids and Cancer with only a little bit of funding.
But she drowned in a tsunami when she was 6.
BlankPicketSign 4 months ago
I know this Extremely Smart Girl who could cure Aids and Cancer with only a little bit of funding.
But she starved to death in Africa when she was 6.
BlankPicketSign 5 months ago
@BlankPicketSign If you knew her you should've brought her some food you jerk. Thanks for not doing your part. Get off the computer and get to work helping these geniuses you are letting die.
FunkEnRegalia 5 months ago
@FunkEnRegalia
Obvious troll is Obvious
=^_^=
BlankPicketSign 5 months ago
@BlankPicketSign Nah, he's right. You are a dick. You let a child who could do great things starve to death just so you could make a half-assed "point" about society on a YouTube video rather than giving her food and helping her do all of these helpful things.
And if you didn't know this child? Then you're a goddamn liar. Either way, you suck herpes-infected meth-head anus coated in rancid peanut butter. You're trapped, you sick bastard.
ometta7 4 months ago
@ometta7
*rolls eyes*
I know I am being trolled but fine... My Comment was a Fictional Comparison.
God says "I gave you [A person to cure AIDS] but you aborted him"
And I am saying that God (IF he is real) Lets 1000's of children die of Starvation, Sickness, and War.
I should have said "I know this Extremely Smart Girl who could cure Aids and Cancer with only a little bit of funding.
But she drowned in a tsunami when she was 6."
Natural Disasters are on "God's" domain after all =^_^=
BlankPicketSign 4 months ago 2
@BlankPicketSign You shouldn't have said that you knew her at all. Why didn't you just say "There was probably a little girl who was really smart and could cure AIDS and cancer with only a little funding who died in the Tsunami". Not only does it help the pro-choice message by explaining it logically, but it makes you look like less of a tool who's trying to be "clever" by wording shit similarly to the pro-lifers.
ometta7 4 months ago
@ometta7
The point is to take Their argument and flip it the other way, and laugh at the absurdity.
I like your rephrasing however =^_^=
BlankPicketSign 4 months ago
I know this Extremely Smart Girl who could cure AIDS and Cancer with only a little bit of funding.
But she starved to death in Africa when she was 6.
BlankPicketSign 5 months ago
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@Masterdebater747 lol maybe they are in rowanda when hes born
Thisismyfirstopinion 5 months ago
@Masterdebater747 lol maybe they are in rowanda when hes born
Thisismyfirstopinion 5 months ago
I know a few guys who could cure aids and cancer and solve world hunger, but unfortunately they are currently smeared in a wadded up tissue encrusted into the wall of my trash can.
Psykotto 6 months ago 8
"I was gonna help you guys and send you Jesus in his 2nd coming, but you guys ABORTED JESUS SO HA YOU'RE SCREWED NOW"
stfwho 8 months ago
It's a joke. God has nothing to do with this world...it's the devils! Until Armageddon when it is corrected, and his followers who "bear his name" will be protected!
JackHorny77 8 months ago
Why would I want to worship a god who plans that poorly. So much for all knowing.
InteGrayting2 9 months ago 73
@InteGrayting2 If you're an Atheist, then why do you believe that a God even exists? You're merely stating the fact that you refuse to worship him.
Sounds to me that you're merely one of the many average Joe's who were caught up in a counter-cultural movement hosted on the internet, as opposed to someone who consciously realised that we are alone in the universe via contemplation.
I bet you also view Christians as dumb, yet you're indifferent to other forms of religious practice.
DragoonBoom 1 month ago
@DragoonBoom I've been an atheist since 1988! so much for the whole "movement" thing. Also, you asked if I'm an atheist why do I believe in god? Whaaaat? I mean.....really? There is this thing out there called a dictionary. Check it out.
InteGrayting2 1 month ago
@DragoonBoom You don't even know the definition of atheism...
Atheism is a disbelief in something because there is a lack of reasonable evidence. It is not a positive assertion (unlike yours).
There is no evidence for your personal god. You have the burden of proof, and cannot try to shift it onto us.
There are thousands of religions and gods, all made up by humans.
Respond with your evidence and argument. I will refute your claims and let the rest of YouTube ridicule your ignorance.
LOGICandREAS0N 3 weeks ago
Does that mean that the person God sends us to stop abortions could be aborted?
BigO318 9 months ago
@BigO318
Irony
rgaud8 8 months ago
@BigO318 yes. actually, it's all in his "plan"
I think god really just created earth as a reality show comedy for the other gods to watch and he just makes natural disasters when ratings get low to spice things up a bit
AssistingHealth 7 months ago
@AssistingHealth You're a south park fan i take it.
Guillotine996 7 months ago
I don't want God being like a smarty douchebag on Facebook, laughing my fucking ass off
MaximusDowns 9 months ago
TRUTH.
glittersparkleweee 11 months ago
LOL SEE YA WOULDNWANNABEYA
TheBlitz1 11 months ago
asians
TheJewboi911 1 year ago
omg I laughed and spit everywhere so funny
foxfire1112 1 year ago
he is an absolute fucking genius, no two ways about it, best comedian ever
Squibfire 1 year ago
@Squibfire You haven't seen much stand up if you think he's the best ever. He's good but not the best ever.
AmericanCritiquer 1 year ago
@AmericanCritiquer i actually watch a lot of stand up both old and new and from all of it i have decided Patton is the best, im sure most people would disagree but i find him to be better than Carlin better than Hicks better than Cross and everyone, maybe he just clicks with me more than he does with other people idk all i know is hes my favorite lol
Squibfire 1 year ago
@Squibfire I don't think there's any such thing as "the best" but come on Oswalt over Carlin? your damaged goods, lady.
AmericanCritiquer 1 year ago
@AmericanCritiquer yes, there is such a thing as the best. it's called something that you may never have heard of: personal opinion. you really should add those two words to your vocabulary. damaged goods? ouch, my poor feelings. what a great insult. also, i am not currently in possession of a vagina, but from the sounds of it, you are. and Carlin is overrated, dont get me wrong hes a great comedian, but even Pryor is better, a lot of his bits drag and i know im going to get so much shit for thi
Squibfire 1 year ago
@Squibfire Your labia is getting in the way of your rationale.
AmericanCritiquer 1 year ago
@AmericanCritiquer i don't know what yours looks like, but mine definitely isn't that big. if yours is, you need to seek immediate medical attention.
Squibfire 1 year ago
@Squibfire Maybe Hicks. Maybe. Possibly. He does sync his routine better but the field of George Carlin was in is much wider than his. Patton is getting better but no one has beaten "You Are All Diseased" (1999). I saw him on his last tour and it wasn't as funny but it was still way up there.
NeverAloneForever 1 year ago
@NeverAloneForever i havnent seen You Are All Diseased, ill have to check it out, dont get me wrong i really do like Carlin, just personally i find people like Patton and Galifianakis and Cross to be funnier, i find that a lot of Carlin's material is really funny but just needs to be better worked out or presented better, ive only heard 3 or 4 albums and some bits i LOVE and some im just not a fan of
Squibfire 1 year ago
@Squibfire Well, Carlin didn't really become the comedian we know him by today until his last twenty years. He was (in)famous back in the 70's and 80's but his 90's/ 00's were his best. Patton, Galifianakis, and Cross. Good, but that's not a best list. For today's comics probably. Add some Chris Rock and Gabriel Iglesias and your set. As crazy as it is I found Eddie Murphy to be the funniest stand up of the 80's.
Hmm . . . I heard Jay Leno was a genius back in the day. Way back in the day.
NeverAloneForever 1 year ago
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@NeverAloneForever yeah i agree about Carlin getting much better in his later years and Rock is one of my favorite comedians, i used to be a big Iglesias fan but kind of fell out of that and i totally agree about Murphy he was definitely one of the best in the 80s
Squibfire 1 year ago
@NeverAloneForever I would ease up on the Garbiel Iglesias. He's pretty funny, but we're talking greats. I think Louis CK, maybe Ricky Gervais, I like Galifianakis(very original stuff), but this debate is always pretty useless
MickyG4444 10 months ago
@MickyG4444 Gabriel does make the best transition and he does great impersonations on top of that. Along with material I wouldn't expect at first.
I hope to see Louis CK soon.
P.S. Yeah, I know.
NeverAloneForever 7 months ago
Where the hell IS that billboard?!?
MrVictorClark 1 year ago
lol...That abortion argument goes both ways. What if Hitler had been aborted?
olivemike81 1 year ago
Oh shit, I was there for this show. It was amazing, all new material, the man's a genius.
Aidan000001 1 year ago
Thanks for the upload! I hope Oswalt comes out with a new CD soon. He's one of the few decent living comedians that I know of.
DrFlaxWebFLOO 1 year ago 28
@DrFlaxWebFLOO Russell Peters is Hilarious in case hes not in ur list
GhettoDoughBoy 7 months ago
@DrFlaxWebFLOO What a sad existence for you. There are dozens of great comedians.
jono11 5 months ago
@jono11 Name some.
DrFlaxWebFLOO 4 months ago
@DrFlaxWebFLOO Andi Smith, Andy Daly, Andy Andrist, Andy Kindler, Aziz Ansari, Bill Burr, Brian Posehn, Charlie Murphy, Daniel Tosh, Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, Doug Benson, Dov Davidoff, Eugene Mirman, Franklyn Ajaye, Greg Proops, Jen Kirkman, Jimmy Dore, Jimmy Pardo, Jonah Ray, Kathleen Madigan, Louis CK, Marc Maron, Maria Bamford, Matt Braunger, Matt Kirshen, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, Mike Birbiglia, Moshe Kasher, Nick Swardson, Norm MacDonald, Patrice Oneal
jono11 4 months ago
@DrFlaxWebFLOO Paul F. Tompkins, Phil Mazo, Ron Shock, Sklar Brothers, Steve Hofstetter, Todd Barry, Todd Glass, Tom Rhodes, Hard 'n' Phirm, Demitri Martin, Andrea Rosen, Chelsea Peretti, Craig Baldo, Jessi Klein, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Kroll, Hannibal Buress, Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, Kumail Nanjiani, Tom McCaffrey, Ian Edwards, Dana Gould, Steve Agee, Blaine Capatch, Zach Galifianakis, Morgan Murphy, Sarah Silverman, Jasper Redd, Nick Thune, Paul Scheer, Ngaio Bealum. And done.
jono11 4 months ago
@DrFlaxWebFLOO I liked the part where you said "Name some", and then he named some, and then you didn't say anything.
DjFr3QaZ0iD 4 months ago
FIRST!
(Comedic irony)
zjc92 1 year ago