Pass a Drug Test: The Whizz Kit

[Sathj19]

Needle Suction device.

[oobaby85]

well...i get tested by hair so most detoxes/kits are useless

[MrNeonsaint]

should have used water bro

[iPwn2010]

use lobster pills

[MrMrCD123]

@eh930 dude.. That makes sense..

[LOGANUVA]

i tell the court if i dont smoke weed i go out fighting and robbing ppl

[drokreative]

i could of used this like 100 times in my past.....

[eh930]

Why hasn't anyone on here ever thought of just not smoking it? I mean if you really love it and all great do what you want but if you were jobless and needed a job or were on probation or something, and knew you'd get a drug test, put the fucking pipe down for a month! it won't kill you.

[joshster89]

It's spelled SOLDIER. If you didn't smoke so much weed you'd know that

[CFSouldier]

@joshster89 If you weren't so dumb you'd know it's a play on words.

[puresureshot]

@CFSouldier good comeback !

[KNAZTY1]

@joshster89 why you on here if you don't smoke?......

[nascar51523fan]

@joshster89 you got owned

[ThePoorShogun]

@joshster89

smokinh weed doesnt impede your grammar skills

[neomysterio]

@joshster89 Not smoking weed does not improve spelling.

[lilbear150682007]

@joshster89 its called a syringe......daa

[OwnagePwnage23]

loloo this faggot ass bitch has to worry bout a drug test

[CFSouldier]

@OwnagePwnage23 So do 25,000 other people apparently.

[nascar51523fan]

@OwnagePwnage23 Oh shit we got a bad ass

[taefedfoyad5588]

@OwnagePwnage23.. You're a big dumb fuck who has no clue..oh yeah i remember Mcdonald's does'nt drug test.

[Barclay318]

If your going for a medical for a job you will get stripped down to your underwear so this is a little shady, will add im in the uk so it maybe different else where peace.

[Kmillion27]

Genius

[Lestatvvvvvv]

why not close the second one first then clean out the tube instead of haven the tube full in between the two clamps?

[CFSouldier]

@Lestatvvvvvv GREAT fucking IDEA!!!!

[Lestatvvvvvv]

was he stoned while maken this video?

[CFSouldier]

@Lestatvvvvvv Yes indeed I was.

[Lestatvvvvvv]

like atdi53 said its a syringe

[daddy314]

FIND ONE OF YOUR HOMIES WHO DON'T SMOKE, HAVE THEM PISS IN A CONDOM TIE IT IN A KNOT PUT THAT FUCKERS BETWEEN YOUR THIGH AND YOUR NUTS TO KEEP IT BODY TEMP AND YOU GOOD

[SL4VE0WNER1904619]

$50? ha id rather buy a cheap ass flask at the dollar store

[ern2834]

A non-lubricated "trojan" condom (red wrapper) filled with piss from one of your non illegel substance part-aeein homies works just like this bad boy here. Afoaf told me that certain jeans and shorts, especially "LRG" have a unique looped tag in front of the waistband, perfect to tie the condom around securely and keep it wrapped in alumin foil with a cheap hand/foot warmer (like a burrito from a mexican truck along side 23rd st.) It hangs freely and naturaly. Once in the bathroom you have 5 min

[iceblizzared1997]

It says novelty toy on the box dumbass (;

[RIPMichaelJackson91]

i have a few questions, can you really just have some one eles pee or must it by like a relitive for you dont they make sure its your pee and dont they know how fresh the pee is like lets say your clean and you put your pee in that sack then you smoke after and you drug test is llike in a week wont they know its a week old??

[CFSouldier]

@RIPMichaelJackson91 Its not a DNA test so as long as you stick with your gender you should be good

[350110thave]

could one use this for the whole work week and change the clean urine every weekend and clean the bag before every change to avoid random drug test? i know id have to wear it all the time and get heat pads every weekend

[slowkid33]

he did say you dont want to get piss everywhere right

[nailedyourmom]

HAHA PISS EVERYWHERE!

[home420grown]

lol everyones tweekin the fuck out cuz he didnt say syringe thats fucked up

[CFSouldier]

@home420grown its pretty hilarious

[passyourdrugtest]

also you want to open the pad 15 min before you load bag, and get water up to 100 BEFORE you mix it , the warming pad is to keep it warm NOT to heat it . but decent demo

[CFSouldier]

@passyourdrugtest Dont use the premix unless you ABSOLUTELY have too. I heard to many negative stories. Goodluck!

[angelmon6]

how about a oil change?

Blue maintaun state :p

[drhadytekno]

its a syringe u fuckface

[Hogs472sssj]

arnt u glad that was water no urine? 

[tellingTruths99]

it's an " O - Ring Syringe"... fuck a regular syringe O_o

[atdi453]

S Y R I N G E

[milkywaycenter]

@atdi453 What a MOMO this guy is...LOL what a joke of a product.......yea go walk in the lab lokking like a a fucking bulging robot!

[illusion887]

it's called a monkey wrench!

[CFSouldier]

@joeperson101 Even if they are in the same room, if they arent looking directly are your crotch you can play it off pretty good.  I suggest practicing to get yourself comfortable. I bought mine from their website which i link in the video, but it requires a credit card. Local headshops or porn stores may have them, but then again it sounds like getting in may be a problem. The 5 minute window I was referring to was the amount of time they allow in the "extraction" area. Good Luck

[smokepurple007]

Are the snaps loud when open and closing ?

[CFSouldier]

@smokepurple007 Its flexible plastic so you could easily do it without any noise. If you just push it in, the sound is very minimal.

[cccmac135]

needle suction device? try syringe buddy

[fantana817]

@cccmac135 Holy FUCK you deserve a gold star!!! congrats

[camryclubofcasper]

its called a plunger lol

[ForTwentyFourEver]

lol. why not just put the piss in a condom?

[CFSouldier]

@ForTwentyFourEver I would find that hard to untie and pour into the container, but its all about risk. This is a pretty safe way to do it.

[ForTwentyFourEver]

@CFSouldier you could just bring a safety pin and poke a hole in it. and save $55...

[WakaGoHam]

@CFSouldier thats why you just poke a hole in the condom with a tack and it flows just like piss

[TusselWithMe]

This dude is CRACKIN me up!!! man goshhhh

[TusselWithMe]

haha he said why not? dude said because...

[ajb021096]

Damn bro you're a clutz probably why you're on probation in the first place.

[kmofoshomyho]

syringe....

[k4ylr]

These only work for those adorable drug tests where a test proctor doesn't watch you pee...when you get a serious piss test, somebody will DEFINITELY accompany your ass to the bathroom and watch you piss

[msbuldog1]

i passed with the synthentic piss it work bull shit u not for real use it

[Lupe92xx]

would water pass or should i get some urine from somebody else..?

[123newmex]

@Lupe92xx water will definetly not pass the main reason is because they check the gravity of the urine. and water is less then urine.

[Wilson1592]

@Lupe92xx Yeah, because they're not gonna know it's just water...

[EaSkateUnited]

@Lupe92xx Hands down the biggest idiot i have seen in a while.

[lrserna]

its called a syringe 

[myaclick]

dip a toe!

[CFSouldier]

@LetsTokeTogether420 My guess if the school is doing it on site they will be using those do it yourself at home test kits you buy at Walmart or a pharmacy. I'm sure if you did a little research you could find out what test your school uses and go from there. Keep your grades up, don't destroy shit and you shouldnt be tested, GoodLuck.

[CFSouldier]

@LetsTokeTogether420 Depending on the lab they may test for synthetics. I've heard stories of it working and others where the tester called them out on it. If its for a Job or the State, better safe than sorry.

[JAy84716]

was the price...

[CFSouldier]

@JAy84716 The original kit is $50 but comes with synthentic Urine that I don't recommend using.

[axxNosferatu]

@CFSouldier why not?

[CFSouldier]

@axxNosferatu because

[xXBCARLXx]

@CFSouldier what site did you order it off of? the sites i ilooked at all go for $100 or more

[ladysmoke82]

@CFSouldier I agree that the kit is nice and DO NOT USE THE SYNTHETIC URINE that comes with it. I order real human laboratory tested urine from Everythingurine and it never fails! I always keep a bottle of Everythingurine human urine in my freezer just incase I get a random drug test. The urine comes in a bottle with temp strip and is ready to go in like 10 minutes with a little warm water defrosting. Use this kit but order the urine from Everythingurine and you will pass everytime!

[Veronica4418]

@ladysmoke82 Yep I so agree sister! DONT USE FAKE PISS! If you do then your asking to fail and fail you will! I read your post and ordered from everythingurine and the pass kit! Boom I passed and couldn't say enough about everythingurine because I owe my life and job and purse to them and you for telling me about them!!! now lets go smoke another one!

[cjsparkzz]

FUCKIN A!