DUCK VS DOG

[MrWeatherman10]

ducks doing a Mike Tyson on that dogs ear LOL

[noodlesmealey]

Add a human baby getting along and it's the most beautiful video EVER made.

[mspoop02]

He is so stupid why not just eat it

[JustSomeStupidDude]

you can't phase me bro!

[dengirl]

that just goes to show how tolerant most staffy's are. Mine is the same :)

[asdito]

ahaha the duck is wearing a dog mask

[AllenReckzOnU]

DUCK MASSAGE

[shennyGurlz]

the duck is trying to eat the dogs ear and the dog thinks its just getting an ear scratch

[nalva942]

que lindoooo.

[camman924]

If you look at the ducks beak it looks like a he is wearing a dog mask lol.

[wwwtonycom]

Duck wins

[PPGCSuicide]

Also das ist doch mal putzich =)

[klaassss]

The duck wants to fuck.. this is mating behavior lol

[deedoyday]

0:32 "ey yo for real... you need to stop"

[loh1110]

UPDATE: pitbull ate the duck

[NewEraFitts]

"Next week if you don't have my loaf of bread its off with your ear"

[tadnieop]

lol

[Utorak007]

omnomnom

[technodemyxfan1991]

lol

[URT00Sl0W]

Its a staffy....not a pitbull

[Shalmendo]

I think we can see where this dog is in the pecking order.

[thesportspro95]

is that duck stupied thats a pitbull that kind of dog almost killed one of my dogs

[missmousemiddleton]

*laughing*

[xSOLIDxBEASTx]

i miss my duck...

[AGForero]

@jackson4socks very true. If only the dog knew that.

[De11Moss]

The dog is like "Wtf man?!" lol

[1RAWBOY1]

DO HEAR THE DUCK TRYIN TO GRAWL LIKE A DOG....LOL

[ladysmartIQ]

This is another example that if Pit Bulls are not dangerous. How they are raised by the owner makes them dangerous.

[poopypenisfagfag]

the dog is hen pecked

[visionmoose]

looks like some married folk i know

[TheSonomaDude]

The dog was like "Stopppppp :D"

[jackson4socks]

The duck is trying to mate with him. The dog has no idea. Prude little puppy

[sweetanb11]

the entire time i had the " okay! okay! im clean now!!! mommmm stop im clean now" playing in my head from lion king.

[ladyfrierson1]

this is how it is when your married he says you sound like a duck you call him a dog

[666mysteryguy]

Lol at the beggining Trainer: Duck use peck! xD

[larocque109]

hmmm i loVE DUCKDCKDCUKDUCKDUCKDUCKDUCK i love duck i want a duck. duck are my life

[TeamExploit]

thats awesome... inter species friends are always cute as

[GMcreations77]

have a nice little kiss at 32 seconds...!

[majornewb]

lol ducks are awesome

[MortalkombatScorpio1]

duck:"aflac...aflac...aflac." dog:"oh god SHUT UP!!"

[SNAILCAKES]

They kissed and it was so cute.

[rabbitshot07]

yeah the ducks i head would do that when they were trying to impress a mate .

CUE THE MARVIN GAY MUSIC!

[MCsnooze]

Now this video should come with a cuteness warning. I lol'd when their nose and beak met at 0:32 haha

[kellyohsorandom]

@MCsnooze i cried! its so cute.. omg i cant handle it hahaha

[poorari13]

hahahaha this is so cute :3

[jbBeautiful22]

poor dog EVIL DUCK

[demonslayer55555585]

@jbBeautiful22 You know I've read in a comment before that the duck supposedly is expressing affection which is most noticeable in the last part when the duck is hilariously moving is head up and down! XD

[mrtrixxxter]

the duck wants to screw the pooch.

[FiestyCat86]

Omg thats so freaking awesome, your ducks in love with your puppy!! Total Romeo and Juliet!

[xSOLIDxBEASTx]

DUCK!

[sheliedalldaylong]

What an asshole duck

[xRawrxize]

nom nom nom nom nom....goes the duck

[MsBarbDee]

what a beautiful and patient dog.

[ninigou1983]

underdog

[FuckCheaChineseGirls]

Dog enjoyed the massage.

[Kaynq]

il put down 50 buks that ducks going to win

[BluntZilla57]

dogs like thats it im shittin on your new carpet

[Epicore69]

"hey, whatcha doin huh?"

"stop that".

[sammy02839]

haha bobs head "what, what"

[therabbitrevolution]

That duck of kind of an asshole.

[TheDayWeAwake]

a wiener dog bit my young hen. My dog is nice to them but she sees them as other dogs and i fear she might want to play with them the way she plays with other dogs. Which as you can imagine would bee to rough for my lil hens.

[ninjapig209]

@TheDayWeAwake who are you talking to ?

[TheDayWeAwake]

@ninjapig209 It is a comment...which is not directed to anyone specific.

[ninjapig209]

@TheDayWeAwake well koo i guess

[mazenalqahtani]

horny duck Oo

[Gangstamario23]

dog "yea please scratch a little more to the right ahhh that feels good"

[shairaptor]

this duck is hot and sek-seh and cool! :)

[fatikz]

Cool:D

[GlLITClH]

DUCK!!!! DUCK THE DUCK

[Jakeee81]

WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THAT DUCK DO THAT TO THE DOG?

[ivan89705]

two guys

[sexciboi2006]

Duck vs dog...this looks more wife vs husband...nag nag nag

[sexciboi2006]

Duck vs dog...this looks more wife vs husband...

[SuperKidRazor]

tht duck is a dick

[NorfolkSmith]

I wish all the pit bull haters out there would watch this

[ruchigo35]

its a pitbulll right

[66GOONER]

@ruchigo35 Its a staffordshire bull terrior :-) The ones the Sun like to call child killers,chav dogs etc.just take a minute watch the video and see how calm and gentle they really are.

[ipodfishingreview]

duck: i want thoes cute ears

dog: shure every one dose:)

[RevolutionistHenkel]

i think the dog says on the duck "hey! can you lend me a hand on my LICE PROBLEMS..."

[neffada53]

Ducks taste delicious! :)

[Smiley21481]

THE DOG GOING RELAXING

[Yoyi1110]

The dog is like WTF ...

[rapidistdemic]

this is duffy duck

[kitanagreykitty]

My Drake does this to the dog, and the chickens, and the bunnies, and the cats. He's such a bully, but at least I know my yard is safe - he'd take on any intruder!

[BLUEOHIO]

That was so cute!!!

[Madcowdeziez]

Duck Wins: Flawless Victory

[winchuni22]

Awesome picture if you took one!

[john17972]

THE DUCK IS SMARTER AND JUST MADE THE STUPID DOG ITS PET!

[CadreFighter]

They're brothers =]

[javakogan]

Allopreening! The duck really likes the dog, and the dog is very patient....

[MrAlex2048]

That's a pretty friendly dog right there.

[GalacticDethDealer]

That is a big-ass duck

[srtoomey]

also shows are vicious PitBull puppies are.... (sarcasm)

[alfuso]

Male duck using mating gestures.

[MKShaggy1985]

I thought this was a video about my local pub.

[Cassiebaby2007]

dog: quack in my ear one more time duck and I swear your gonna be supper tonight!

[hrangel818]

duck: "damn u dirty hoe u got lice"

[drmgrl11]

sorry i mean awkward moment at 0:29

[drmgrl11]

awkward moment at 0:32

[drmgrl11]

the dogs like F. M . L.

[john058]

PSYDUCK used paralysis!

[jekof4]

ducks are funny as hell :D

[afroditalbastr]

the duck wanted to fuck the dog so badly lol

[Aerozine50]

Now this is cool!

[chrischrist2u]

nom nom nom nom nom

[starguard]

The Duck is pruning the dog. Thats the ducks way of showing that he likes him/her

[aliXsin]

@starguard its PREENING the dog u moron. not pruning

[starguard]

@aliXsin Thanks..LOL!

[drmgrl11]

@aliXsin lmfao

[aliXsin]

@drmgrl11 haha it sounded so mean when i said it but i had to correct it lmaooo

[drmgrl11]

@aliXsin id like to see it pruning the dog. lol jk

[Martyncardiff83]

That like me and the missus. obviosly i'm the dog.

[43blackknight]

hahaha this is freakin cute!!



[ThatAvocadoJunkie]

That moment at 0:30 .. *sigh*

[GreenbulletGames]

I reckon the dog is like oooo that feels goooooood since they always like getting scratched behind the ear

[LaurenAMartinez]

Im not sure if this is a "VS" type, it seems like the dog is enjoying it

[skittleskitten]

that looks bomb, all my dogs love it when you scratch behind their ears

[Gearbox220]

aw its trying to tend to its..... fur... thats cute

[carmenleeka]

tasty ear

[SnackPatrol]

They are actually in a relationship. The duck is the woman, dog is the man.

[cakesofdeath]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"Duck comes back the next day says: "Got any nails?" Barman says no. Duck says "Got any bread?"

[cakesofdeath]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"Duck comes back the next day says: "Got any nails?" Barman says no. Duck says "Got any bread?"

[afroditalbastr]

the duck wanted to fuck the dog lol

[EvaHartwig]

Вкусное ушко!..

[CleverDjembe]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!! :DDD

[axorozzas]

Dog: Oh no, not the ears! my one weakness!

Duck: Muah hahahahack!

[maartenlh]

LOL around 0:30 where they both freeze for a second

[nikkimt22]

What a good doggie =)

[07brki]

isnt this a sky advert

[richarde98]

C.

[FINEDENTIST]

When my gonads grow back-you gonna git it -

[BFHKevin]

Duck: I HAS MOAR POWER! D:<

Dog: STFU!

[afroditalbastr]

the duck is horney WHAT THE DUCK and he wanna fuck the dog lol

[sabrina1diva]

ok now i know y they call them ducks :P they always duck thier heads....i never knew that :P

[MeicaBabie]

The Dog is Like Have Yo Fun Noww Later On iMa EAT YOUR ASS UP SO BE READY ! Bolmao !

[starguard]

That was the Ducks way of showing that he likes the dog!

[rhondaw1]

I have ducks and I think that male drake thinks that this dog is another female duck actually. My ducks do that head bob dance just before they mate.....ooops

[dwdrummer0]

aflac aflac aflac aflac RRRAAAAWWRRR

[Windsor1able]

So cute!! stangely enough I think the answer is A

[PaulisFluffy]

Your dog is very well trained, and that duck is probably your pet, i think he was cleaning your pitbull

[Applequest]

Duck=Annoying best friend

[Slaindarr]

That dog got the bill.

[tacomonster98]

the duck wheres the pants in that relationship

[dusty36]

Daring duck of mystery.

[WASDsweden]

I like how his head move from 0:28

[WeirdD1986]

he is jerkig him with his nods hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaa

[p05113scp]

DUCK : Yeaa im so horny

DOG : STOP sexually abusing my ear you cunt !

[n3gr4rn]

Beautiful Dog. First good looking pitbull I've ever seen. (If thats what it is)

[toms1266]

Dog: "Me gusta"

[knytv1]

verry good, verry funny.

[XxREBELSCUMxX]

check my vid

[hotdogman67]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!! That's some tasty dog ear!!!

[PrivateAkdeniz]

lol 0:32

dog: What the fuck you want?

[R1Boogeyman]

AAAAFFLLLLAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!­

[ghune]

I don't think the owner of the dog is a hunter...

[atalis1]

Duck is cool

[pampuch85]

ten pies nadaje się dla dziecka :) krzywdy nie zrobi, oaza spokoju :))

[psychojoker131]

Yeah ur ducky wants that dog as a mate xD lol I have a golden, but he's not relaxed around my duck yet. Lucky(duck) just started to follow me and Charlie (dog) today! I brought him out and let him in his pen, but he flew out and followed me. So I bring my dog out and he just followed. Soo cute! I have the same duck :D

[Wardog2008]

haahahha 0:32 "Come on!"

[SnowLeopard79]

Duck is so funny :)

[Famous18Amos]

you do realize thats how a male duck mounts his female and mates? just a thought lol

[pigsy65]

Either thats a big duck, or a little dog!

[wieslawl59]

The dog just plays hard to get.

[Bastiest]

Dog: That's my ear not a feather dang it.

[davidls11]

What would you call their offspring?

[brageyboy]

What an adorable pair! Looks like the dog is getting a good scratch behind the ear, though it looks a tad uncomfortable :P

[bschoe2]

Ducks wear dog masks. Their beaks look like dog faces, the nostril slits being the eyes and the black dot at the end being the dog nose. watch it again and look for it

[chanses2]

This is a really good tip on how to behave out dating, or at the bar trying to impress. Yes, the dog is the lady waiting for the man (the duck) to make the right move. The duck thinks it's good, as do men when trying to impress. Women just look at the shape, the eyes, the clothes, and then, when the man opens his mouth, that's when he spoils everything.

[WinchesterRanger]

That is officially my favorite YouTube video.

[YoureTerribl]

that dog took it like a man

[SaMoHi14]

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[897833234]

I think the dog isn't sure if the duck is petting it or trying to hurt it!

[ZoryaZXD]

dukk-puppy lisin i need to tell u something. LISIN! LISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

puppie- IM BUSY

[svetlanalupesku]

ohjhhhh CUTE!!!

[Hokuten1640]

I like it when my friends duck does that to me! its feels funny! Like hes trying to eat me! ..but upon reading the comments it seems it was trying to seduce me...

[abhouston1]

that dog shouldnt be taking shit from a dog know ur place in the food chain bitch

[skooterseven]

lol the dog is all like oh yeah right there yeah right there ahh that feels good

[Daianelfsoares]

So cuteee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[curlzferrero]

awwww cutie!

[d4v3z]

wata big duck lol

[gregod10]

Duck: mmmm u smell funny

[Prunes42]

This is a very cute video. Baby Pit Bull has his/her own duck friend. Everything is just ducky!

[aggelos163]

eisai elinas?