I tip my hat to all of you Russians out there. If I were to pick the most awesome and kick ass race, it would have to be Russian. Think about this:Have you ever seen a Russian that was a lame piece of crap? NO!!!! In no other country do the things that people do everywhere else do/use the people that are supposed to be using them instead. For example, in america, you (verb)(noun), in Russia, (noun)(verb) YOU!!Meanwhile, Im just half mexican and puertorican, which is cool, just not as much...
I am the man who arranges the blocks That descend on me from up above. They fall down as I spin them around And I put them in ground like hand in glove. Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine And the lines will be formed as they fall. Then I see that I have misjudged it I should not have nudged it after all. Can I have a long one please? Why must these infernal blocks tease?
I wonder what flavor that Big-Ass Balalaika is... To mellow to be DIABLO, but not plain enough to be Nacho Cheese.... hmmmm, I may have to go with Cool Ranch for it's smoothness... or Late Night Jalapeno could be a possibility considering that kick... hmmm.
@23animosity23 That's really hypocritical of you to say... The only reason you posted your previous comment was so that you could get some attention on the internet, so I should ask the same question to you: Did you feel big when you copied that joke? It wasn't a success, but you sure wished it would have been...
@Theevileye00 Dude, enough with all this "srs bsns" crap. It's the fucking internet. Arguing over the internet is like playing in the special olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded. But, apparently I have no right to say that, because someone else said it before at one point. If it upset you that much, then fine, sorry. I quite frankly give a moose's last two shits about it either way. Fuck, you must be pretty insecure to let something as small as this upset you as much as it did.
@23animosity23 No not really, I think I'm usually pretty good at prioritizing my battles. This was mainly because I was tired and annoyed at seeing the same jokes everywhere... I'm not really angry though, but let me just ask you this out of curiosity: Why did you do it?
@Theevileye00 Well, I've honestly been addicted to that video for literally a full month, and every time I hear the tetris theme, those lyrics immediately pop into my head. I just felt that that original comment was quite fitting, so I said it myself. I'm afraid that's about the extent of it. You know what though? I'm proud of you. Despite my insults and my "holier-then-thou" attitude, you managed to keep this argument civilized. And to that, I tip my hat towards you, my good sir.
@23animosity23 Thank you :) And I guess I'm sorry for making this into a bigger deal than it actually was, but you were right; it's the internet and I shouldn't let these things bother me. Oh well, let's just agree that this is a masterpiece and that there are worse issues in the world than overused jokes?
Woah sorry, didn't mean to offend. I was kinda tierd when I wrote it and thought it would be funny, but apparently it isn't. And I'm not 9, no. I'll remove the comment if it offended you that much. Again, I am sorry. I think this is a good song myself, hence why I rated it.
My school had the decency to teach us a bit of the Russian alphabet, and also allow some people to play traditional Russian music at our school. I then learned what a balalaika is.
I'd say "was" since Tetris is an old game, but since technically the Designer is still alive, and tetris is still a playable game, then yes it can be "is".
I use to always think of this song as just being music A on tetris for the gameboy. Now that I found out that its an actual Russian folk song with actual lyrics, it makes it so much cooler!
great smeg on a bagel, look at the size of that bloody great big balalaika!
r00dd00d 1 month ago
In Soviet Russia, Tetris plays you!
bone656 3 months ago
did i also mention im 1/3 belarussian
TehAlphaGamer 4 months ago
my 6-7th grade ukrainian computer teacher Mr.Voskoboynik plays that on his accordian at events sometimes
TehAlphaGamer 4 months ago
i am watching this at 4am abd it's still worth it!!!
RusMakMonkey123 5 months ago
NACHO BALALIKA !!!!
ryosvet 6 months ago
I tip my hat to all of you Russians out there. If I were to pick the most awesome and kick ass race, it would have to be Russian. Think about this:Have you ever seen a Russian that was a lame piece of crap? NO!!!! In no other country do the things that people do everywhere else do/use the people that are supposed to be using them instead. For example, in america, you (verb)(noun), in Russia, (noun)(verb) YOU!!Meanwhile, Im just half mexican and puertorican, which is cool, just not as much...
metavash 6 months ago
@metavash I'm Russian but half Mexican and Puertorican is just too cool haha
MrGeminiwest 5 months ago
pozz OD MAKEDONIJA
TheLjupce1111 6 months ago in playlist asasasasa
you arent welcome in the mother land untill you can play this song. on all three instruments. at once. While singing the lyrics. And holding a nuke.
CNWRokon 7 months ago
@CNWRokon YOU KNOW IT, COMRADE!
EnclaveCommander2277 7 months ago
@0ff1cejetg85 FUCK YEAH! LETS PLAY DORITOS!! >D
CNWRokon 7 months ago
TheMortallyWounded 7 months ago
@TheMortallyWounded HIP HIP, HURAH! FOR THE USSR! WE ARE SENDING ARE MEN TO OUTER SPACE!
EnclaveCommander2277 7 months ago
wait so was the tetris song originally based of this?!?!?!
commentsleaver 8 months ago
@commentsleaver Yes! It's a very old, traditional russian folk song, which is why Tetris used it.
RobinBobcat 8 months ago
In Soviet Russia, the guitar play YOU!
MrYVAN96 8 months ago
I find this video difficult to masturbate to.
ShadowBlade448 8 months ago 3
guy on the left @00:40 !!!
alaneur210 9 months ago
I wish this wasn't just exerpts but the whole performance!
juliethebruce 9 months ago
Now I know where Doritos got their namesake.. O.o
Chiedere27 9 months ago
Meanwhile in Russia...
ShadowBlade448 9 months ago
Tetris!
r0ninKai 10 months ago
I wonder what flavor that Big-Ass Balalaika is... To mellow to be DIABLO, but not plain enough to be Nacho Cheese.... hmmmm, I may have to go with Cool Ranch for it's smoothness... or Late Night Jalapeno could be a possibility considering that kick... hmmm.
TheAmazingRusski 10 months ago
you people and your stupid dorito comments.. .killing me XD
vinny11223 10 months ago 3
ok the middle guy is ok ,but the left guy is just raping the living shit out of that balalaika hes a fucking GOD!
GIGA1712 10 months ago 2
I wonder if you use a spicy dorito, if it sounds like an electric guitar!
southernrockerboy 11 months ago 2
In Soviet Russia, dorito plays you.
bobb666666 1 year ago 6
@bobb666666 But isnt that in Soviet Russia?
MrVudii 9 months ago
Lets play some tetris motherfucker =D
YaYoTr0n 1 year ago 11
I'm not russian at all, but the complete lack of decency calling a Balalaika a fucking Dorito is really annoying. Balalaika music is great
Killroi99 1 year ago
@Killroi99 its only a joke, he/she didnt say anything bad about the music.
qpwo6 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
beutiful Latino lady rockmycity.info
kaiuiaasddd 1 year ago
I'm very interested in learning how to play that Dorito thing he has
jj102030405060708090 1 year ago
@jj102030405060708090 That's a balalaika, a traditional Russian instrument.
Martintheauthor 1 year ago 3
That "Dorito" is a Balalaika. ¬¬
yaoifactor 1 year ago 4
I am the man who arranges the blocks....
23animosity23 1 year ago
@23animosity23 You totally copied that comment you douche...
Theevileye00 1 year ago
@Theevileye00 Wow, you called someone out on the internet who copied an already unoriginal comment. Great job. Feel big now?
23animosity23 1 year ago
@23animosity23 That's really hypocritical of you to say... The only reason you posted your previous comment was so that you could get some attention on the internet, so I should ask the same question to you: Did you feel big when you copied that joke? It wasn't a success, but you sure wished it would have been...
Theevileye00 1 year ago
@Theevileye00 Dude, enough with all this "srs bsns" crap. It's the fucking internet. Arguing over the internet is like playing in the special olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded. But, apparently I have no right to say that, because someone else said it before at one point. If it upset you that much, then fine, sorry. I quite frankly give a moose's last two shits about it either way. Fuck, you must be pretty insecure to let something as small as this upset you as much as it did.
23animosity23 1 year ago
@23animosity23 No not really, I think I'm usually pretty good at prioritizing my battles. This was mainly because I was tired and annoyed at seeing the same jokes everywhere... I'm not really angry though, but let me just ask you this out of curiosity: Why did you do it?
Theevileye00 1 year ago
@Theevileye00 Well, I've honestly been addicted to that video for literally a full month, and every time I hear the tetris theme, those lyrics immediately pop into my head. I just felt that that original comment was quite fitting, so I said it myself. I'm afraid that's about the extent of it. You know what though? I'm proud of you. Despite my insults and my "holier-then-thou" attitude, you managed to keep this argument civilized. And to that, I tip my hat towards you, my good sir.
23animosity23 1 year ago
@23animosity23 Thank you :) And I guess I'm sorry for making this into a bigger deal than it actually was, but you were right; it's the internet and I shouldn't let these things bother me. Oh well, let's just agree that this is a masterpiece and that there are worse issues in the world than overused jokes?
Theevileye00 1 year ago
@Theevileye00 Sounds like a good deal to me.
23animosity23 1 year ago
@23animosity23 You contradict yourself by arguing! LOL
toofattocare77 1 year ago
@toofattocare77 It is my divine birthright to contradict absolutely everything as I see fit, and sometimes the thing I am arguing against is myself.
23animosity23 1 year ago
please send the complete video
chesniere 1 year ago
i almost fell outta my chair when i saw the dorito comment.....good one. :)
kj1z 1 year ago
As the man who throws the tetris piece!
Phlemberg 1 year ago
What is the dorito? Instruments are prima-balalaika, bass-balalaika and bayan
seemorerocks 1 year ago
He's playing a UFO
Analist 1 year ago 6
@0ff1cejetg85 i almost pissed my pants when I read your comment!!! ROFLMAO!!!
moan01 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia, youtube comments still fail big time.
StokaSR 1 year ago
I'm hallucinating about falling bricks when I watch this...
Zelda123aran 1 year ago 6
@Zelda123aran "The Tetris effect", lol you're mental... me too!
jacobygreenwood 1 year ago
why cut the music?
soyo 1 year ago
@0ff1cejetg85 You can't cuz in soviet Russia, the dorito plays you
ElMostroBloggeante 1 year ago 50
The guy on the left probably started his career by fapping, alot.
MariusTheNerd 1 year ago 5
Comment removed
RicoSasha 1 year ago
@RicoSasha
Woah sorry, didn't mean to offend. I was kinda tierd when I wrote it and thought it would be funny, but apparently it isn't. And I'm not 9, no. I'll remove the comment if it offended you that much. Again, I am sorry. I think this is a good song myself, hence why I rated it.
MariusTheNerd 1 year ago
@MariusTheNerd I also apologize for being rude. Apparently I just was not in the spirit. Thank you for your reply.
RicoSasha 1 year ago
@0ff1cejetg85 It's somewhere over on the Cool Ranch I hear
jedispy 1 year ago
I hate how this is edited. Don't even get to enjoy the song as it starts to get good.
vagapoeta 1 year ago
In soviet rusia, you don't eat the dorito, you just play it...
overclockeador 1 year ago 4
@overclockeador in soviet russia guitar plays you
ywe3 1 year ago
eh eh eh eh eh
befunker 1 year ago
ELECTRIC DORITO!
EthanTutorial 1 year ago 4
I want to play the DORITO!
metalhead884 1 year ago
Tetris theme + Giant Dorito = WIN
BBoldtThaMixer 1 year ago 4
That's really great!!!
faiiirbanks 1 year ago
Is it the Nacho Cheese kind? lol
AustinTheGeek 1 year ago
yeah, its like a piece of furniture
plasticbarf 1 year ago 3
EU KERO AKELA FLYING-V GIGANTEE!
BrunoGuedes666 1 year ago
It's called a Balalaika, ignorant.
AngelofKaos 1 year ago
I'm 13, and even I know what a Balalaika is.
Funny.
MajorasWrath97 1 year ago 5
Keep being awesome.
That guy called it a giant "Flying V"....
FGSFDS
AngelofKaos 1 year ago
Flying V? Lmfao.
My school had the decency to teach us a bit of the Russian alphabet, and also allow some people to play traditional Russian music at our school. I then learned what a balalaika is.
MajorasWrath97 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"EU KERO AKELA FLYING-V GIGANTEE!"
Translates from portuguese to "I want that giant Flying-V"
That's cool, I was I learnt how to play one...been playing guitar for three years, though
AngelofKaos 1 year ago
@MajorasWrath97 nice! my grandparents are russian and I always used to play with their balalaika when I was little. :D
babaloudanceoff 1 year ago
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
PoliomanGamer 1 year ago
the beginning sounds like something from Italy.lol.
BoomhaurReplica7 2 years ago
I bet that giant guitar can decapitate someone if the musician isn't careful.
ElGringonius 2 years ago 4
*strings flies of with a lightning snap and cuts heads of people all around*
Krigarkaj 1 year ago
The dude on the left.....does his arm still even work?
Zunesrthebest 2 years ago 7
badass
cozos 2 years ago 3
It is actually a bayan
AdmiralPrussia 2 years ago 3
my gameboy exploded O.o
TheDinnerKing 2 years ago
Why all the skipping around? Why not just let it play all the way though?
captainbadd 2 years ago
poor guy on the left side
KarlMartel1 2 years ago 2
wow, i dont now how be play a DORITO!!!???
kajihimura 2 years ago 4
a BIG DORITO!!!
IHAVEFUCKEDYOU 2 years ago 5
idiot, i bet u're american
pasteur78 2 years ago
relax dude, its just a joke.
IHAVEFUCKEDYOU 2 years ago 2
i bet your human!
Denmal87 2 years ago 2
a musical dorito!!
romeoelas007 2 years ago
Balaika dude for PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!
iownage4youi 2 years ago
That guy on the left with that little thing has some serious skills
Angerelic 2 years ago 7
it is a balaika
AdmiralPrussia 2 years ago
That triangle scares me aswell anyway 5/5 but godam that triangle AHHH
NO11YOU 2 years ago 3
hahaha
PonCeEZiiTToh 2 years ago
There is something nightmarish and eerie about the big instrument in the middle...:| It frightens me to look at it, for some reason...
...weird...
BulletProofCorpse 2 years ago 14
Me too.... But that might be because I'm thinking of Salad Fingers.... :(
ducky4168 2 years ago
Boris theme song (from the movie snatch)
sebastinha 2 years ago 2
he is playing the dorito
deesies 2 years ago 110
LOL.
DanDanTheBassman 2 years ago
LMFAO! thats sooo funny. hahaha
coolcatwbc 2 years ago
Lmao
CuteBumbleBee4 2 years ago
hahaha thats actually pretty funny :p
cartoonsfut 2 years ago
which flavour! :P
blossomblizzard 2 years ago
Nacho Cheese! lol
jjjhhhppp 2 years ago
@deesies LOL
Ressurrectinn 1 year ago
@deesies In Soviet Russia, you don't eat Doritos. You play it!
dvgurjao 1 year ago
@deesies I always liked cool ranch jazz.
tf2whackyengineer 10 months ago
@deesies
Is food the only thing americans think about?
Arcadeprehacked 8 months ago
@Arcadeprehacked Are Americans the only thing foreigners think about?
deesies 8 months ago
@Arcadeprehacked next to sex and South Park yes :P
IloveyouLenaKatina 7 months ago
the guitar is called a balailaka
epomerantz0 2 years ago
tetris !!!
jimyloko 2 years ago
Why is it Crossfaded?!?!?!?!?
mmflyboy8723 2 years ago 3
that big triangular guitar looks cool
Arcaxxs 2 years ago
None of the instruments up there our guitars. The large one you refer to is called a balalaika the smaller one is called a domra.
cortezawwris 2 years ago
The smaller one is not a domra but also a balaika as it is triangular and not circular chaped.
akschrott 2 years ago
in soviet russia guitar plays you!
MCJosh009 2 years ago 13
Why in hell would you crossfade DURING the subject of the video?
SHOW THE WHOLE DAMN SONG!!!
Great job to the performers, but the editor of this video needs to have his hands dipped in boiling water. Don't fix what isn't broken.
MykulJCabose 2 years ago 4
i 5th that
PuresMusic 2 years ago
I 6th that
PetrosSiamendes 2 years ago
I 6th that
fluffygdog95 2 years ago
look at the size of that triangle guitar
alexb618 2 years ago 5
love it :)
betsushi 2 years ago
Happy 25th birthday, Tetris. :)
AngeloProduction 2 years ago 10
I 2nd that
traji00 2 years ago
i 3rd that
BlackRose993 2 years ago
I love Russians...Always have.
Mojachelyle 2 years ago 7
Dude, Russians are so freekin awsome.
HEIGHTSIXFIVE 2 years ago 6
wena
claudio1012 2 years ago
Hehe nice ... this balalaika looks very uncomfortable to pick ;-)
Fuchs666 2 years ago
THAT IS A HUGE BALALAIKA!!!!
subarumitsubishi 2 years ago 2
I've got Balalaika envy
GPSC998 2 years ago 2
in Russia, the bigger your Balalaika, the better? :)
tflotutucc 2 years ago 3
no it's different instrument.......ha ha
bulik12 2 years ago
Because Tetris was invented by a Russian guy around 1990 Korobushka is used as the theme song.
rusgreek 2 years ago
in the 90´s? you´re actually wrong, it´s older than that, i can´t remember how long anyway but definitively older
ferdinand12390 2 years ago
rusgreek, Tetris was released in the mid eighties.
Shaboobalah 2 years ago
Tetris was released on the PC 1986.
uberjannie 2 years ago
uberjannie,
No it was created in 1984 on the Elektronika 60, then ported to PC later on..
matacoz 2 years ago
what the hell is that guy playing it looks like a wooden kite
Smdylan 2 years ago
a balalaika dude....
you should now that
HSstriker 2 years ago
i do was just joking as its one of the funniest shaped instruments ever made
Smdylan 2 years ago
Wow. That balalaika is huge =O
Awesome music though =D
Heraltodus 2 years ago
it's the bass
Camicente 2 years ago
to all who thinks this is the tetris theme I must say that is the russian folk song that is at least 150 years old.
saxonez 2 years ago
Because it was so old an popular in russia is why it was used in tetris
cerberus144 2 years ago 3
well , the theme song sounds like it because the first men who made tetris was a russian guy
XmenyX666 2 years ago
mmmm doritooosss...... ha ha sad bastards you lot! ha ha
glassdolly 2 years ago
Oh shit, thats the tetris theme. Well in certain parts anyway.
schmity007 2 years ago 2
Where do you think the tetris theme comes from?
Tompskij 2 years ago 5
@Tompskij:
some people are just too stupid for things like that :D
schdueggsn 2 years ago
i fucking love these two ballalaikas^^
the big one can be compared to a bass guitare or a contra bass
and the little one can be compared to a moandoline its very cool to plasy one of these ^^
camperxxl 2 years ago
Dood! Is that guy playing a Dorito guitar?
Vigilante9033 2 years ago 5
ah that just made me lol
lolfag93 2 years ago
i would love to learn the garmoshka. someday...
54spiritedwill54 2 years ago
How did this song ever end up as the Tetris theme? Crazy video game designers lol.
KitOnlyHuman 2 years ago 2
Well the designers WERE russian...
swaryne 2 years ago 3
were or are?
CaptDrahcir 2 years ago 2
I'd say "was" since Tetris is an old game, but since technically the Designer is still alive, and tetris is still a playable game, then yes it can be "is".
swaryne 2 years ago 2
Designer, singular. One designer.
digglefallen93 2 years ago
Yeah Sorry, I was thinking it was a team, not just Alexey.
swaryne 2 years ago
yeah! Alexey Pajitnov FTW!
viruse388 2 years ago 2
I think the name of this song is korobushka(or karobushka) and not Korobeiniki...
Renteriask8 2 years ago
its korobeiniki from what i know, i think ur thinking of the dance. or is that kosochok or something like that? (dunno the spelling)
CaptDrahcir 2 years ago
I have that guitar.
coulditbekronau 2 years ago
balalaika = good vodka
paretobpc 2 years ago
balalaikas rulez!!!
tino1102 2 years ago
Awesome song, and band!
But theres just a couple things i have to say, not in a mean, but just jokingly:
the guy on the left is incredible, and he's probably a master-debator!
And that is the coolest triangle bass i have EVER seen, PERIOD!
Steffouf 3 years ago 4
what are the lyrics
betteratzelda 3 years ago
Я этого дядьку бояниста в лицо знаю!!!!!
kitorin321 3 years ago 2
wtf is up with the jumping?
every time they get going, the video fades to another part. unbelievably irritating. why waste people's time?
eschelar 3 years ago 7
sounds like COD4
fifafelipe 3 years ago
I use to always think of this song as just being music A on tetris for the gameboy. Now that I found out that its an actual Russian folk song with actual lyrics, it makes it so much cooler!
crissbones 3 years ago
The king of flying Vs.
Trectomanflicularist 3 years ago 2