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  • great smeg on a bagel, look at the size of that bloody great big balalaika!

  • In Soviet Russia, Tetris plays you!

  • did i also mention im 1/3 belarussian

  • my 6-7th grade ukrainian computer teacher Mr.Voskoboynik plays that on his accordian at events sometimes

  • i am watching this at 4am abd it's still worth it!!!

  • NACHO BALALIKA !!!!

  • I tip my hat to all of you Russians out there. If I were to pick the most awesome and kick ass race, it would have to be Russian. Think about this:Have you ever seen a Russian that was a lame piece of crap? NO!!!! In no other country do the things that people do everywhere else do/use the people that are supposed to be using them instead. For example, in america, you (verb)(noun), in Russia, (noun)(verb) YOU!!Meanwhile, Im just half mexican and puertorican, which is cool, just not as much...

  • @metavash I'm Russian but half Mexican and Puertorican is just too cool haha

  • pozz OD MAKEDONIJA

  • you arent welcome in the mother land untill you can play this song. on all three instruments. at once. While singing the lyrics. And holding a nuke.

  • @CNWRokon YOU KNOW IT, COMRADE!

  • @0ff1cejetg85 FUCK YEAH! LETS PLAY DORITOS!! >D

  • I am the man who arranges the blocks That descend on me from up above. They fall down as I spin them around And I put them in ground like hand in glove. Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine And the lines will be formed as they fall. Then I see that I have misjudged it I should not have nudged it after all. Can I have a long one please? Why must these infernal blocks tease?
  • @TheMortallyWounded HIP HIP, HURAH! FOR THE USSR! WE ARE SENDING ARE MEN TO OUTER SPACE!

  • wait so was the tetris song originally based of this?!?!?!

  • @commentsleaver Yes! It's a very old, traditional russian folk song, which is why Tetris used it.

  • In Soviet Russia, the guitar play YOU!

  • I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

  • guy on the left @00:40 !!!

  • I wish this wasn't just exerpts but the whole performance!

  • Now I know where Doritos got their namesake.. O.o

  • Meanwhile in Russia...

  • Tetris!

  • I wonder what flavor that Big-Ass Balalaika is... To mellow to be DIABLO, but not plain enough to be Nacho Cheese.... hmmmm, I may have to go with Cool Ranch for it's smoothness... or Late Night Jalapeno could be a possibility considering that kick... hmmm.

  • you people and your stupid dorito comments.. .killing me XD

  • ok the middle guy is ok ,but the left guy is just raping the living shit out of that balalaika hes a fucking GOD!

  • I wonder if you use a spicy dorito, if it sounds like an electric guitar!

  • In Soviet Russia, dorito plays you.

  • @bobb666666 But isnt that in Soviet Russia?

  • Lets play some tetris motherfucker =D

  • I'm not russian at all, but the complete lack of decency calling a Balalaika a fucking Dorito is really annoying. Balalaika music is great

  • @Killroi99 its only a joke, he/she didnt say anything bad about the music.

  • I'm very interested in learning how to play that Dorito thing he has

  • @jj102030405060708090 That's a balalaika, a traditional Russian instrument.

  • That "Dorito" is a Balalaika. ¬¬

  • I am the man who arranges the blocks....

  • @23animosity23 You totally copied that comment you douche...

  • @Theevileye00 Wow, you called someone out on the internet who copied an already unoriginal comment. Great job. Feel big now?

  • @23animosity23 That's really hypocritical of you to say... The only reason you posted your previous comment was so that you could get some attention on the internet, so I should ask the same question to you: Did you feel big when you copied that joke? It wasn't a success, but you sure wished it would have been...

  • @Theevileye00 Dude, enough with all this "srs bsns" crap. It's the fucking internet. Arguing over the internet is like playing in the special olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded. But, apparently I have no right to say that, because someone else said it before at one point. If it upset you that much, then fine, sorry. I quite frankly give a moose's last two shits about it either way. Fuck, you must be pretty insecure to let something as small as this upset you as much as it did.

  • @23animosity23 No not really, I think I'm usually pretty good at prioritizing my battles. This was mainly because I was tired and annoyed at seeing the same jokes everywhere... I'm not really angry though, but let me just ask you this out of curiosity: Why did you do it?

  • @Theevileye00 Well, I've honestly been addicted to that video for literally a full month, and every time I hear the tetris theme, those lyrics immediately pop into my head. I just felt that that original comment was quite fitting, so I said it myself. I'm afraid that's about the extent of it. You know what though? I'm proud of you. Despite my insults and my "holier-then-thou" attitude, you managed to keep this argument civilized. And to that, I tip my hat towards you, my good sir.

  • @23animosity23 Thank you :) And I guess I'm sorry for making this into a bigger deal than it actually was, but you were right; it's the internet and I shouldn't let these things bother me. Oh well, let's just agree that this is a masterpiece and that there are worse issues in the world than overused jokes?

  • @Theevileye00 Sounds like a good deal to me.

  • @23animosity23 You contradict yourself by arguing! LOL

  • @toofattocare77 It is my divine birthright to contradict absolutely everything as I see fit, and sometimes the thing I am arguing against is myself.

  • please send the complete video

  • i almost fell outta my chair when i saw the dorito comment.....good one. :)

  • As the man who throws the tetris piece!

  • What is the dorito? Instruments are prima-balalaika, bass-balalaika and bayan

  • He's playing a UFO

  • @0ff1cejetg85 i almost pissed my pants when I read your comment!!! ROFLMAO!!!

  • In Soviet Russia, youtube comments still fail big time.

  • I'm hallucinating about falling bricks when I watch this...

  • @Zelda123aran "The Tetris effect", lol you're mental... me too!

  • why cut the music?

  • @0ff1cejetg85 You can't cuz in soviet Russia, the dorito plays you

  • The guy on the left probably started his career by fapping, alot.

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  • @RicoSasha

    Woah sorry, didn't mean to offend. I was kinda tierd when I wrote it and thought it would be funny, but apparently it isn't. And I'm not 9, no. I'll remove the comment if it offended you that much. Again, I am sorry. I think this is a good song myself, hence why I rated it.

  • @MariusTheNerd I also apologize for being rude. Apparently I just was not in the spirit. Thank you for your reply.

  • @0ff1cejetg85 It's somewhere over on the Cool Ranch I hear

  • I hate how this is edited. Don't even get to enjoy the song as it starts to get good.

  • In soviet rusia, you don't eat the dorito, you just play it...

  • @overclockeador in soviet russia guitar plays you

  • eh eh eh eh eh

  • ELECTRIC DORITO!

  • I want to play the DORITO!

  • Tetris theme + Giant Dorito = WIN

  • That's really great!!!

  • Is it the Nacho Cheese kind? lol

  • yeah, its like a piece of furniture

  • EU KERO AKELA FLYING-V GIGANTEE!

  • It's called a Balalaika, ignorant.

  • I'm 13, and even I know what a Balalaika is.

    Funny.

  • Keep being awesome.

    That guy called it a giant "Flying V"....

    FGSFDS

  • Flying V? Lmfao.

    My school had the decency to teach us a bit of the Russian alphabet, and also allow some people to play traditional Russian music at our school. I then learned what a balalaika is.

  • @MajorasWrath97 nice! my grandparents are russian and I always used to play with their balalaika when I was little. :D

  • I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

  • the beginning sounds like something from Italy.lol.

  • I bet that giant guitar can decapitate someone if the musician isn't careful.

  • *strings flies of with a lightning snap and cuts heads of people all around*

  • The dude on the left.....does his arm still even work?

  • badass

  • It is actually a bayan

  • my gameboy exploded O.o

  • Why all the skipping around? Why not just let it play all the way though?

  • poor guy on the left side

  • wow, i dont  now how be play a DORITO!!!???

  • a BIG DORITO!!!

  • idiot, i bet u're american

  • relax dude, its just a joke.

  • i bet your human!

  • a musical dorito!!

  • Balaika dude for PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!

  • That guy on the left with that little thing has some serious skills

  • it is a balaika

  • That triangle scares me aswell anyway 5/5 but godam that triangle AHHH

  • hahaha

  • There is something nightmarish and eerie about the big instrument in the middle...:| It frightens me to look at it, for some reason...

    ...weird...

  • Me too.... But that might be because I'm thinking of Salad Fingers.... :(

  • Boris theme song (from the movie snatch)

  • he is playing the dorito

  • LOL.

  • LMFAO! thats sooo funny. hahaha

  • Lmao

  • hahaha thats actually pretty funny :p

  • which flavour! :P

  • Nacho Cheese! lol

  • @deesies LOL

  • @deesies In Soviet Russia, you don't eat Doritos. You play it!

  • @deesies I always liked cool ranch jazz.

  • @deesies

    Is food the only thing americans think about?

  • @Arcadeprehacked Are Americans the only thing foreigners think about?

  • @Arcadeprehacked next to sex and South Park yes :P

    

  • the guitar is called a balailaka

  • tetris !!!

  • Why is it Crossfaded?!?!?!?!?

  • that big triangular guitar looks cool

  • None of the instruments up there our guitars. The large one you refer to is called a balalaika the smaller one is called a domra.

  • The smaller one is not a domra but also a balaika as it is triangular and not circular chaped.

  • in soviet russia guitar plays you!

  • Why in hell would you crossfade DURING the subject of the video?

    SHOW THE WHOLE DAMN SONG!!!

    Great job to the performers, but the editor of this video needs to have his hands dipped in boiling water. Don't fix what isn't broken.

  • i 5th that

  • I 6th that

  • I 6th that

  • look at the size of that triangle guitar

  • love it :)

  • Happy 25th birthday, Tetris. :)

  • I 2nd that

  • i 3rd that

  • I love Russians...Always have.

  • Dude, Russians are so freekin awsome.

  • wena

  • Hehe nice ... this balalaika looks very uncomfortable to pick ;-)

  • THAT IS A HUGE BALALAIKA!!!!

  • I've got Balalaika envy

  • in Russia, the bigger your Balalaika, the better? :)

  • no it's different instrument.......ha ha

  • Because Tetris was invented by a Russian guy around 1990 Korobushka is used as the theme song.

  • in the 90´s? you´re actually wrong, it´s older than that, i can´t remember how long anyway but definitively older

  • rusgreek, Tetris was released in the mid eighties.

  • Tetris was released on the PC 1986.

  • uberjannie,

    No it was created in 1984 on the Elektronika 60, then ported to PC later on..

  • what the hell is that guy playing it looks like a wooden kite

  • a balalaika dude....

    you should now that

  • i do was just joking as its one of the funniest shaped instruments ever made

  • Wow. That balalaika is huge =O

    Awesome music though =D

  • it's the bass

  • to all who thinks this is the tetris theme I must say that is the russian folk song that is at least 150 years old.

  • Because it was so old an popular in russia is why it was used in tetris

  • well , the theme song sounds like it because the first men who made tetris was a russian guy

  • mmmm doritooosss...... ha ha sad bastards you lot! ha ha

  • Oh shit, thats the tetris theme. Well in certain parts anyway.

  • Where do you think the tetris theme comes from?

  • @Tompskij:

    some people are just too stupid for things like that :D

  • i fucking love these two ballalaikas^^

    the big one can be compared to a bass guitare or a contra bass

    and the little one can be compared to a moandoline its very cool to plasy one of these ^^

  • Dood! Is that guy playing a Dorito guitar?

  • ah that just made me lol

  • i would love to learn the garmoshka. someday...

  • How did this song ever end up as the Tetris theme? Crazy video game designers lol.

  • Well the designers WERE russian...

  • were or are?

  • I'd say "was" since Tetris is an old game, but since technically the Designer is still alive, and tetris is still a playable game, then yes it can be "is".

  • Designer, singular. One designer.

  • Yeah Sorry, I was thinking it was a team, not just Alexey.

  • yeah! Alexey Pajitnov FTW!

  • I think the name of this song is korobushka(or karobushka) and not Korobeiniki...

  • its korobeiniki from what i know, i think ur thinking of the dance. or is that kosochok or something like that? (dunno the spelling)

  • I have that guitar.

  • balalaika = good vodka

  • balalaikas rulez!!!

  • Awesome song, and band!

    But theres just a couple things i have to say, not in a mean, but just jokingly:

    the guy on the left is incredible, and he's probably a master-debator!

    And that is the coolest triangle bass i have EVER seen, PERIOD!

  • what are the lyrics

  • Я этого дядьку бояниста в лицо знаю!!!!!

  • wtf is up with the jumping?

    every time they get going, the video fades to another part. unbelievably irritating. why waste people's time?

  • sounds like COD4

  • I use to always think of this song as just being music A on tetris for the gameboy. Now that I found out that its an actual Russian folk song with actual lyrics, it makes it so much cooler!

  • The king of flying Vs.