Execution, Chinese Style

[theincredibleyou2413]

3:02 that man is like see yaa bitches! 3:05 oh shit!

[WujekPunisher]

Fkying guy taken down by Stinger... Best... Shit... Ever!

[famisoul]

Spoiler: He bribed the officer with 50 dollars to get spared from execution.

[XxCYRAXANDERMACxX]

@famisoul NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO I ALWAYS LOOK AT THE COMMENTS FIRST

[XxCYRAXANDERMACxX]

@famisoul you know what nevermind i finished the vid

[MrMychannel56]

What happens to the guy who is about to get shot.

[Themintypattie]

Rofl

[elfrijolero10]

thumbs up if you said wtf at the end

[briansuck]

Stephen Chow is legend!!!!!!

[WolfhoundMercenary]

3:09 - my face after I saw this video.

[blackbtty123]

How to be a Chinese executioner, tipb#6: always have a rocket launcher at the ready because one of your victims is a martial arts expert who can fly in violation of all known laws of physics and aerodynamics. hahahaha!!!

[taichin22]

3:01 Lol ......bomm

[CognitiveNetwork]

2:13 LMFAO ... good shot

[Aquarius01271992]

我很高兴我不是这些家伙。中国真的要吸球。

[Ticketproductionz]

His face looks surprised at 3:10

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

Being that most of the dull comments came from you, you're definition of "intellectually" is distorted beyond recognition.

[iamhungey12345]

@wd40isgreat

Do I know you?

[wd40isgreat]

@iamhungey12345 No, but you're a fag

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

You're a brain-dead man, the fact that you're still functioning is amazing, I'll give you that.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

You're a pathetic little man as always.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

Once again you have shown yourself to be the pitiful creature you are.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

You need to differentiate fantasy from reality.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

You're still alive?

[Jimmy9554]

wtf did i jus watch???

[jonesy97]

I'll shoot those two bitches just for their whining! Omg, shut the fuck up!

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

Copy pasting part of my post for your own = fail.

Can't blame you, I blame your parents.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

You do realize you're late for the KKK meeting.

Being that you have a rough time growing up, the ACS should have done something but in the end...they left you at the mercy of your abusive parents.

I pity you.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

You have a tough life growing up didn't you?

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

Why would a teacher be 18 years old and have a mentality of a 9 year old kid?

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

If I'm undereducated then what does it makes you? Idiot?

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

Ask Matt Groening since he had Homer saying that.

Here's a medal kid.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

You could have just said, "0 times".

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

How many time you got hit in the head?

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

You're posts are pretty funny, keep it up kid.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

Let me guess, your parents abused you as a toddler.

[iamhungey12345]

@MrMedal77

That's nice kid, now go play in the traffic.

[fanmbv31]

lol at the martial arts guy

[ArrowMaster808]

good shot lol

[JKRand0mn3ss]

@MrMedal77

Ah man you're horrible at this. I can troll better than you if i wanted to; tell you what you get better and I'll reply. See another stupid as fuck response and I'll just ignore ya

[JKRand0mn3ss]

@MrMedal77

For the record, you fail so hard at trolling its hilarious how you can't think of a better retort. lmao Good job you silly little cockmaster xD

[JKRand0mn3ss]

@MrMedal77

Excuse me? I at least, have a fully developed ethical mindset unlike you, you disgusting racist DOG

[SabreWolferos]

3:09 his face told me that he could care less about to martial artist guy blown up by the RPG.

3:01 The guy was actually starting to fly away!

[JKRand0mn3ss]

@MrMedal77

Fucking troll, trolling around Youtube because he's a motherless bastard child with family problems and has never been to high school and probably needs to get out more.

Obvious troll fails at trolling xD

[JKRand0mn3ss]

This is so funny xD

[SirSimlesalot123]

I like how everyone is laughing at the executions. They made the "criminals" look like sissies and seem ridiculous, whilst the PLA is strong, serious, and knows what they're doing. It's propaganda, and honestly this freaks me the hell out.

[ironhide9111]

ROFL! Im too smart! i dnt want to die!

[MuteBerzerker66]

"If you kill me, I will ask him to kill you"

That logic works too well.

[jumpyjedi]

ROFL at the 2 gay bitches who scream like girls over n over

[missionwin]

i watched this movie. Funny Movie :D

[Nashhinton]

I thought the martial arts guy getting shot was funny :P

[thomasfavier]

This movie has been shown on 16 years. Still, what is in the movie still reflect today China PR...

[quinnmyster]

Wow.. I just wanted those whining sissies to get SHOT already!!

[ComTruise]

3:03 That's some mad noob-tube skillz! XD

[oliebol61]

@ComTruise It actually is an RPG.

[CapnCrossbones]

@ComTruise lmao everyone calls the rocket launcher a noob tube...

[light00128]

hilarious! freaken rocket launcher, and stands back non-chanlantly. 

[FarhaanWasHere]

Lol the Rocket launcher was great.

[GreatBabush]

...uh....yeah...didn't see that coming.

[Supenmanu]

The video should have been longer - the best parts are missing - namely how they got the "confession" from him and how he actually managed to escape *ROFLMAO*

[fetor41]

Ha, Good shot

[TheKurtChaney]

3:08 the guy was thinking seriously wat are you chuck norris

[TheKurtChaney]

i wanted to see the rest

[donchen84]

stupid, I saw the original video and they left out the best part of that event, to fill everybody in I leave a brief discription of what went on when it was time to carry out the last execution. The prisoner somehow bribe the executioner with some money then it all ended happily with them sharing a smoke at the end.

[bloodfoxtrue]

@donchen84

I loved that part too ;) but to be fair, that part was saved for the end

[Artharrex123]

1:33, chinese version of those two hobbits in lord of the rings?

[ttcsuck2]

This is actually a spoof of James Bond 007 movie by Stephen Chow long time ago (From Beijing with Love). It's a comedy but quite sarcastic as well. One of the best of Stephen Chow's works.

[bloodndestroy]

that was funny as hell when that guy was flying in the air, and out of nowhere comes a rocket thats like jigling around and happens to hit him and blows up lol

[newwarsovereign]

More accurately, they have said "I am so handsome" instead of "I am so smart".

[stayjit1]

Is that how they do it in China? With a bazooka ?

[Artharrex123]

@stayjit1 its comedy lol.

[rkwnov]

@stayjit1 only if fly off like a marshal arts hero. ;-)

[tictactoechicken123]

you removed the best part, how he bribes his way out with cash and american cigerates.

[vaestanfors]

Beats Hollywood any day. Good laugh too.

[sisspymaster]

This movie is so funny though

[vendetta007mike]

3:02 lol nice air defence system!!!!

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

Chinese are animals!

[d1gps15]

@BRUTUALTRUTH uk are vampire..look bad..

[BIahBlahBIahBlah]

3:06 Pwned.

[bidarsho1972]

what happened :0

[Nyleken]

Wow, the Chinese Army have infantry with great aim using the RPG. Look out Jackie Chan!

[sinshixxi]

for whole part of this clip go to "watch?v=OR3Es8FWleg" from 0:00 to 5:30

[xxBlackpspxx]

i love the scene at 1:57 aaaaaa..... aaHAHAHHAhah<hahHA *dead*. this is a comedy movie right xD? i laughed my ass off when the chinese at the end runned up the sky and got shot by a bazooke like it would be a helicopter or something xD

[1994JMF]

is this sopposed to be comedy, it was kinda funny, but violent

[munirozfatura]

stop execution all the world...

[TH3aznEmperor]

china has more executions in one year than the entire world combined actually

[coooldonkey]

@TH3aznEmperor thats because to western nations, killing innocent citizens by going to war against a country with "weapon of mass destruction" is not in anyway considered bad.

[BSbrian]

I laughed my ass of at this. 30 years of pratice is useful now then boom lol.

[barricader6]

Martial Arts expert killed in air ahahahahaha

[barricader6]

So ugly aahahahahahhaa

[Electronicpie]

Lol it was funny when the dude was running in air and then he exploded:)

[Domanics12]

lol is this for comedy or ? cause 2:42 - 3:05 is hilarious xD and the expression on the guys face is even better LOL!

[RawbThatPunk]

@Domanics12 it is a comedy, but its one of the darkest scenes

[kiraragirl200]

@RawbThatPunk

This is a comedy movie?

[xxBlackpspxx]

@kiraragirl200 yes. DO YOU WANT TO KILL A MARTIAL ARTS HERO LIKE ME? lmao

[kiraragirl200]

@xxBlackpspxx This is the darkest comedy movie I've seen lol.

[sinshixxi]

@kiraragirl200 whole movie search "Steven Chow - From Beijing With Love"

[jesal21]

I don't get why the ground exploded?

[mec567]

I am SO SMART!

Psh, all Asians are!

[d1gps15]

@mec567 you suck... Steve smarter than you, Are you can to make be Real movie for you...? :)

[mengthor]

god dang... cruel bastards they have feelings or what. it sucks to be those guys.

[Kable3141]

Gripping! Moving! Fantastic! Had chills running down my spine

[lumianic]

even the islamese doubt about this type of execution!But they are wrong .. someone in the world is more satanish than the islam's beheading ..... the chinese!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am scared now!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!Only they can do it wihout anestation..... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[d1gps15]

@lumianic are you stupid...? this is a movie, you movie is suck so bad than Chinese... you have nothing with have comedy... chi sin..

[foreveygames]

horrible

[GerudoUK]

LOLFUCKING PWNED 3:05

[Dogmeat1950]

@GerudoUK hahahahaha yep he was PWND lol.

[munirozfatura]

Stop exacution all the world....

[Dogmeat1950]

@munirozfatura stfu! sometimes times Exacitions are needed!

like killing murders for there crime! letting them live is a waste of money.

[munirozfatura]

@Dogmeat1950 notime need exacution for humanity, even the worlds the best law systems can make a mistake and sometimes goverments over the world can execute innocent pearson..when goverment execute deceased dont come back only added one prarson the dead...china s a socialist country how do a socialist goverment execute 1200 pearson every year we can understand this we expect china remove punishment by die soon

[munirozfatura]

@Dogmeat1950 and usa say strongest country in world itself,and democratic country and modern country , but still there s punishment by dead in usa ... we cant understand this too ... even turkey hasnt executed since 1979 even one pearson we expect usa remove punishment by die soon too ...and we say again stop executation all over the world ...

[Dogmeat1950]

@munirozfatura there is nothing wrong with executing ppl who murder.

you must be some dumb ass liberal minded person lol.

telling me you would rather let someone live that has murdered ppl!? ok so if the allies caught Hitler he should have been kept alive with a life sentence and ppl spend money to keep him alive?

keeping ppl that murder alive is a waste of money. BUT IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO KEEP HITLER ALIVE.

[cheesedie]

@Dogmeat1950 yeh but innocent people are sentenced to death.

[Dogmeat1950]

@munirozfatura so if someone came and raped and murdered your family you would have no problem keeping them alive? lol.

[realefo92]

Yea well there are many errors in the translation itself already, len jai could also mean smart in a sense but in this case yes, it means he was handsome

[ykkit1]

This clip miss the ending

He finally bribe the police with 100 dollars

haha

No one expect this is the best means to escape from execution

Even someone's son or blind or martial arts cannot

[RyanKicktheWorld]

I know that, I am Taiwanese,

This translation is weird, that's why I laughed.

[d1gps15]

@RyanKicktheWorld because You can't understand Cantonese.. that's why hard for you..

[TheRusskinruss]

Last time I have a chinese takeaway..lol

[fuckyouall10123]

lo i loved the rocket launcher part XD

[78jasonlam]

Dang These guys are hardcore.I mean who brings a rocket launcher to an Execution.When the Martial arts guy exploded the other police acted like nothing happend lol..

[ainojonai]

i remember that.........

[ThePedro999]

1:33 john and edward

[DarkDragonX77]

haha Enlgish subtitle is wrong at 0:28

[janjericho123]

1:34 LOL

[xxfailedxx]

LOL AT THE RANDOM ROCKET LAUNCHER

XDDD

[haienbleurgh]

omg, those policemen are extreme.

bringing a rocket launcher to an execution.

[Peoerson]

daa i am so smart i dont want to be killed daaa! lol

[TVrawks301]

LOL Mr. Martial Arts got OWNED!!!

[rockcandy1234567890]

ahahaha

[siemensnokiasiemens]

kinda funny