Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT - The Vatican (2/3)

[zaxxxon]

The Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith of which pope Ratzinger was the head prior to his elevation was previously known as the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition... that's right, the inquisition, only they had to change the name because it wasn't so cool anymore...

[Personmr]

while the pope has caused many deaths (condom discuragment->aids) he may not have joined the hitler youth willfily (it was compulsory to join).

[JohnMuise]

Bomb the vacitcan. Hang the pope.

[NoobsOnMyTeam]

The pope is a Nazi, both figuratively and literally.

[hotwhire]

I knew Bush was scum but this is horse shit.

[dallased25]

Once upon a time, the Catholic church might have been a force for good....but for a long time now, the bad, has heavily, heavily outweighed the good. Today, the Catholic church is a damaging institution that has caused untold misery and suffering.

[benedictdegwyn]

someone may have pointed this out, but check out a song called crimen sollicitationis, by a spanish band called Ska-p. its on youtube. great song.

[haymaker710]

I wish I spoke the Italiano

[screenpuller]

So glad I woke up & escaped the catholic church! Belief in some deity, what nonsense! Now they've gone & put an ex nazi in charge! Well, as the saying goes, "time wounds all heels".

[pirateninjaalliance]

8:50 ... Of COURSE they don't trust their followers. Any organization with such strong views about original sin and the inherent evil of mankind will naturally become anti-democratic and totalitarian.

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

02:22 ...And look, she's FEMALE! I suppose that means that all those cases of Catholic priests raping children are actually NOT down to the infilltration of all those evil homosexuals in to the Church?

[BigFatHeretic]

The motto of the Catholic church . . . NO CHILD'S BEHIND LEFT! Maybe all the priests should have their testicles cut off! Then they'll be able to sing soprano in a girl's choir!

[AndrewKribbs]

The Catholic Church is one big fucking joke. They remind me of the Empire on star Wars.

[feonor26]

@AndrewKribbs Well, it's not very unsimilar. Palpatine rules both the Empire and the Vatican it seems :)

[GTBurns48215]

This ep makes me hope there is such thing as the Illuminati and they are out to destroy the catholic church. If there is I want to join up after watching this.

[personEks]

The Vatican is a den of conniving tyrants that should be reviled by all. If you are a catholic, you should be embarrassed and ashamed of your willfull support of such an institution that is guilty of causing human suffering beyond measure. The pope and his henchmen should be held to full account for this!

[ThaiTyBeta]

look i love love love p &t & bullsh**, and they are right on the money on lot stuff like peta for example ( the evilest most fanatacil insane terrorist organization known to man) etc etc but,, i have major issues with the bible god etc with them and their points and arguments against god are histerical and completely wrong b s and dishonest etc - however, with that being said- they are right bout most the catholic and vatican stuff! vatican is joke is corporation not holy org, screw the vatican

[big827]

lol the church sucks and child abuse is poor enough that god exsist right?

[wojovox]

Fuck the pope

[hassshaassh]

i think the most holy thing would be to kill these priests. i said it, so what, death is an important part in justice sometimes.

[inrwizards]

it was funny when she said "I think this pope is a very right-wing pope" isn't that like saying "this dictator is a very authoritarian dictator?" besides, if she's anti government then she only agrees with the left on social issues.

[Hektor7788]

I wonder if they bless the kids before fucking them.

[nolobede]

What would jesus do?... he'd be repulsed by the vatican.

[jimbo271uk]

"I like the Pope, the Pope smokes Dope"

[Cameradude62]

I own this season and I was so disappointed when I saw that CBS and Showtime were so afraid of backlash from the Catholic League or the who-the-hell-ever. I am so glad that this was uploaded for those of us who have a disdain for the Pope and the Catholic Church in general.

[PimpMyParadigm]

once you're an atheist you see everything differently: the rampant BULLSHIT is clear and quite disturbing

[gartnavel89]

Sorry, we don't do condoms, but we're world-renowned for out Last Rites!

[ITILII]

@gartnavel89 also renowned for their vast wealth, yet always asking for more donations; suppressing science (remember Galileo?) organizing the always popular religious wars (other religions of course join in the fun) and we all want to see what's in the Vatican library and catch up on events

[metalfreak4677]

Penn and Teller are the best!

[246hungry]

Just because they're Catholic doesn't mean their perfect.

[gdumais3]

@246hungry quite the opposite, because they're catholics means they really AREN'T perfect at all. like nowhere near.

really really far off.

[belladonna4577]

LOL@8:10-8:40

i love this show XD

[Perbear213]

RED ROCKET!

[TheMacTastic1]

As Eric cartman said "Do i want to do it? Does the pope help pedophiles hide their crimes?" Zing!

[xtremejohnny69]

@TheMacTastic1 Lol love that episode!

[HesAfghan]

Like Islamic?!

You know nothing about Islam.

[MrLukeySan]

I'm religious, but in my own specific way. Subscribing to the beliefs of others may be good in theory, but in the end all it creates is differences and leads to war. Its one of my greatest regrets that people use divine justification as an excuse to kill and do whatever they choose. Penn & Teller rock btw X3.

[Ayanami1000]

Seriously, they should have just arrested the guy when he was on that visit to Britain a while ago for his violation of child rights. This is a man who have told africans (where people are very catholic, becouse of heavy missionary activity in that area) that using condoms is a sin, and that they even increases the chance of spreading STD's. I mean how morally WRONG is that? It's not even true, and he knows it.

Worst pope ever.

[Tolly7249]

@Ayanami1000 He actually said that? In PUBLIC?

Remind me why these are the richest, most powerful men on the planet again?

[RottenNinja]

sorry about the double post... fucking you tube. -.-

[RottenNinja]

people may say that Christianity is about peace ,love, tolerance, and all that jazz.. but in its most basic form, its original goal has and always will be about control. if there were ever a point in time where Christianity was about peace, love and tolerance... it was VERY short lived. If things hadn,t have changed like they did the Catholic church would still be burning "sinners".

[RottenNinja]

people may say that Christianity is about peace ,love, tolerance, and all that jazz.. but in its most basic form, its original goal has and always will be about control. if there were ever a point in time where Christianity was about peace, love and tolerance... it was VERY short lived. If things hadn'y have changed like they did the Catholic church would still be burning "sinners".

[turboturtle2002]

no freedom of expression in italy? ease off with the drama.

[quezcatol]

funny how they talk about this "victim" there has been countless of religious and catholics who has been put in Jail for the opposite reason.

Åke Green said homosexuality is an abonimation and was put in Jail here in Sweden, a catholic priest who said he didnt belive in the holocaust or 9/11 was also threatent with jail if he didnt shut up.

All made by atheist secular lawyers. Bullshit forgot about those people? yeah right. free speech isnt taken away from just the left-wingers.

[MagnificientSternin]

@quezcatol Penn and Teller are hardcore Libertarians. Hate Speech laws run opposite of everything they believe, and anyone who knows anything about them knows they would do an entire season of Bullshit! on that type of thing if they could.

But there's no point pretending that the scales are tipped HEAVILY in this discussion. Most of the world falls under the heading of Judeochristian and Muslim, and most Countries face opposite recriminations and bigotry, whether it be subtle or severe.

[ronocko]

@quezcatol Because allowing ignorant bigots to spread hate crime is the same as allowing people basic human rights, by your definition we should allow people who believe that black people should be slaves to talk in our schools and influence young people, because thats what catholic priests do INFLUENCE YOUNG PEOPLE.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Fuck Bush

[Cryptopsy666]

Why are Penn and Teller trying to pretend they never made this wonderful episode? What about the free speech they never shut up about?

Seriously? Anyone know?

[sherrybaby1981]

@Cryptopsy666 They had no knowledge that this episode was pulled from the DVD until after the fact. It isn't something they chose. They talked about it at their "Conversations with Penn and Teller" show.

[FangFiftyFive]

wait, so they subtitle her english to make her accent clear, but not when she's speaking Italian? That's bizarre.

[halloweenfan92]

a proper catholic would help with all these things do soemthing about the abusers another other things that they shoulda done they dont sound like holy people they soudn like the oppisition

[1StoryImageFigure1]

Overpopulation is bullshit!

[SuccubusMagician]

Bet that pope mobile couldn't take a hit from a FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER BITCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[iLeavePennies]

FUCK

[derth4]

.... penn and teller's only failure.

[ihatefurrys]

@derth4 What?

[Personmr]

i dont like how she compared the vadican to Islam, not all muslims are far right control freaks.

[zzzIdividedbyzerozzz]

@Personmr she meant like the theocratic countries

[RaustBD]

@Personmr she said islamIC. as in, islamist. Those are the people that think islam should encompass the entirety of society, including politics and law.

[EnglishRose719]

"That's Vatican for SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH OR GO TO HELL!" The subject matter is not funny but I couldn't help but bust out laughing at the way that was conveyed.

[JM1993951]

George Bush doesn't care about victims of sexual abuse!!!

[browjosd]

@JM1993951 George Bush's presidency felt like sex abuse against our country.

[JM1993951]

I've literally been watching Penn & Teller since I got home from school (11:30 am) I love the internet.

[rationalsalvation]

@thatamazinggeek Well since Catholics such as Bill Donohue have been using the term to mock victims of child rape by his filthy clergy, they have started using another word. Also, considering how many victims have committed suicide over this, yes, I think "survivors" is an appropriate description.

[jackskellington765]

Im ashamed to say that i was a catholic. Sad that people think that the catholic church is infallible

[OriginalWonko]

8:10 - 8:40: What. The. Fuck. o.0

[ChurchOfKali66619]

Erzuli Ge Rouge, avenge these victims: So Mote It Be.

[BitterCanuck]

I think the entire Catholic church should be tried and convicted of EVERY crime they have ever committed. And the pope should be put to death.

[kucam12]

give me a button or a bomb to fix this and i will do it. personally. and yes. i was born catholic :)

[auburok]

Thanks for uploading! I wanted to watch this episode, but they don't show it or sell it for mysterious reasons. Further proof, I guess.

[DanteMoodyFilms]

8:30 LMAOOOO!

[ZegatonZ]

sickening!!!!

[Alhambrattp]

Great special

[essay87]

All religion is evil. The only way to destroy this evil would be the extinction of the human race. Too bad because I like being alive as do most of you I hope.

[1235788888]

@essay87 No stupid. No. 

[hockeyfan7125]

I remember when that document was surfaced. I didn't fully understand it, but I wanted to present it in current events...in a Catholic school. My parents stopped me before the presentation.

[princethrash]

@hockeyfan7125

Hahaha, nice.

[hockeyfan7125]

Yeah, I don't think I was in the middle school section of the school yet when it happened (catholic elementary schools run K-8) .

On a serious note, I don't understand why priests who do this in the US aren't jailed...rape, especially child molestation, is a criminal act here, I don't care who you are, if you do it, your ass belongs in jail and you register as a sex offender. THAT'S OUR LAW. Vatican, the US is a secular nation. Keep out of our justice system.

[Roadrunner15rules]

 The Roman Catholic Church is the biggest ,most organize political institution in the world. Frankly, no political party or movement can ever match the church. Everybody follows the party line or excommunication.

[carbonation28]

im so glad my parents didnt raise me with those people

[carbonation28]

im offended by people who get offended

[Gearhe1d]

I can see why joelle was abused.....if you know what I mean.

[celticlofts]

"They don't give the average Catholic a lot of credit for having any kind of comon sense at all" Well evidenty they're right because if the average Catholic had any common sense they wouldn't be a Catholic, would they?

[ChurchOfKali66619]

@celticlofts ---OR Christian, for that matter.

[MochizMuM]

@celticlofts WIN!!

[HouseofAtreus01]

Alaric should have made a point to destroy the vatican before he left rome

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

Thanks for putting this up man.

[pete975]

So the entire Catholic Church is guilty of conspiring to hide child rapists from justice and George W. Bush is also guilty of exactly the same thing.

This lot need to be discarded completely.

[WarriorWithNoPurpose]

If there were a good loving God, or a God at all, investigating these issues of abuse would be doing God's work - to do any part necessary to defeat the hypocrisy of priests and those in the Vatican as well as any other institution that silences those who should instead be defended.

Thanks for uploading this! Penn and Teller are just great!!! Sabina is just awesome! Rock on!!!

[fyrestarter89]

@WarriorWithNoPurpose Agreed. This is just one more piece of evidence that Catholicism =/= Christianity.

[ChurchOfKali66619]

@fyrestarter89 Horse shit. They and Westboro Baptist are the REAL Christians. It's an Evil religion.

[RtFusion]

Thanks for the upload.