JK Rowling is The New Oprah

[Exalibur101]

whats five feet tall and dresses like a man....you! heres some money to ease your pain!

[FrkBerwald]

The oppisite Jo :D 

[wunglaub2]

33 people can't live on $30,000 a day.

[freezexthexocean]

I think the woman is more funny, hahha.

[fourtywpm]

lol @ 3:54 Craig uses his normal voice instead of JK Rowlings's ha ha

[paradox2776]

I love JK Rowling to death! not only is she a brilliant storyteller and writer (not to mention attractive) but also seems like a very down to earth woman. However, this is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!

[VaconCamp]

Press 8 really fast, LOL.

[KikyoChanXD]

Lol... I think this is funny, but Jo is nothing like this. She's very humble and knows what it's like to be poor, so.. :/

[sapphosnape]

It's the truth. Rowling will sue your arse, bitch!

[IchiGin92]

WTF? I cant see this video!

At the lower left of the screen it keeps showing "publicity"

I wanna see the vid!!!

Shit!!!

[maelou00]

i-d-i-o-t-s-s-s-s

[RollOnToVictory]

Could you imagine Jo Rowling going on SNL and doing this sketch, totally lampooning herself?

[jkrfan25]

@RollOnToVictory OMG !! I can't. I hope she has seen it and I'm sure if yes she loves it cos she has a very good sense of humour. Craig one word : AMAZING !!

[daringdavie]

What a Knobhead!

[EnclosedSilence]

I would totally watch this if this was a real talk show.

[bagrisham]

J.K. Rowling is not some mad old lady and I doubt she could ever act like that. But I have to admit that was freakin' hilarious

[GUELCIN1994]

okaaayyy...love the real JK Rowling

[ReadyRedd123]

EPIC WIN!!!! FUCK JK ROWLING's Desert pussy having ass!! Her ovaries are full of BABY POWDER!!! LMFAOOOO She is a stupid ass misandrist!! Harry Potter SUCKS Godzilla COCK!!

[robopkins]

@ReadyRedd123 I just love internet trolls.

[ReadyRedd123]

@robopkins Oooooh,ok. THAT'S why you became one...now I understand!! LMMFAO

[robopkins]

@ReadyRedd123 ><

[tilahungirma]

Whoever wrote this piece is genius.

[tilahungirma]

genius

[DanQueen2008]

I'll sue your ass bitch!

[chronicking187]

is her zipper down??

[MaruaderNicki]

I feel like Jo would love this. It's so hilarious. Great job, Craig. xD

[ShockTherapist007]

no i'm not gonna smell the money...wait actually it smells really nice

[pr310nobama]

Lol Funny!

[CasghostxD]

ahahahha lmfao haahahha its so funny hahahahah i can't STOP hahahahahhahhahahah

[AuratheDark]

"That's copyright infringement, I'm going to sew your ass bitch" ~ I love that and Harry Potter and the Magic Canopener

[RavenclawGirl29]

"Stupid wizards and fairies"? there are no fairies in HP, I think they meantion them once at the yule ball

This is really funny, I loved it (Though I like the JKR meets Bush better) expectally since JKR isn't like that and she was ubber poor b4 HP.

[ReadyRedd123]

@RavenclawGirl29 "there are no fairies in HP" You forgot about Dombledork!! AND HARRY,AND RON AND...

[SeverusSnapehasmyhea]

I was so prepared to get pissed off about this.... but OMG this is hilarious!

[faustrulz]

lol yea tru :P

[melvinhendrikse]

"I was talking about me, here's some money."

Hehe.. I think even Rowling has to laugh if she sees this. ;). Mostly because it is quite the oppisite of who she really is.

[ugl1fru1t]

I doubt J.K. Rowling would ever act like that...much less host a talk show...but this is some funny stuff. =P The money rubbing was epic win.

[futureanimatior]

@ugl1fru1t No she wouldn't act like that she's a very down to earth human being. But she is very funny!

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

This MIGHT sound sad, but I've never laughed harder before in my life.

[mjgc8755]

3:02 is great!

[songsmakemesmile]

hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha­hahahahahahahah

god that was funny ! (:

1:42

[juliandemaza]

I'm a Harry POtter Fan, and I love JK, when I started to see this video I was thinking of nasty things to say. The only thing I can say now is bloddy genius.. hahaha it's great... sorry JK

[FluXez00]

Stop* haha

[FluXez00]

LMFAO

i can't laughing :P

[FluXez00]

i only fucking hate is fucking sicken accent

[YouaresoCrap]

pure comedy gold !

[langefaen91]

what corey sad is tru, she did. but this shit is so funny:)

[lostpinguin]

haha!!

first you pet it, then you kiss it, then you RUB IT!

hilarious.

[loveshakespeare]

Corey, i donno if thats true about JK, but he isnt exactly makin fun of her, just...teasin her i guess, and i bet if she watched this she will laugh her frickin ass off, trust me.

[jimmyboi007]

I can watch this a million times and still laugh.

[Joshwalsh2009]

Hilarious.

[thesmellofbliss]

C'mon it's a joke, Corey McDonald!

[kashmirpage]

I'm sure she'll cry all the way to the bank, Corey.

[CrAzYhArRyPoTtErNeRd]

I agree.

J.k Rowling is a bloody legend.

But this video is bloody funny, and im sure if JK rowling were watching it she'd be alughing too.

If I were JK rowling id be laughing at this too.

:P

J.k Rowling.

My idol.

My god.

[lonestarred]

I'm a grown women and i write about Stupid wizards and fairies!!

Soo True

I LOVE CRAIG!!!!

[Dennon88]

Holy shit that was funny.

[arielslife]

this is my fav part of the show

[spaceyrella]

i'll sue your ass bitch! hahahaha

[shiningwizard85]

copyright infringement lol

[METALSTYGIAN]

i can't stand harry

this is soooo true

here's some money

craig is the best

[Watchtower86]

this is the funniest jk sketch

long live craig

[abc123darts]

orange tie...

[pnyazn]

pet ur money

[mignonoz]

Did you know JK makes £1,000,000.00 every 3 days!!! WOW!

[oceanxmist]

Wow! Are you serious? Where'd you read that?

[kaelle8]

"you should've seen your face. you were like, please no don't."

hahaha.

[RibenaBerryHannah]

class :D

[Daystar1342]

...

[MistressKizuna]

Oh Craig, I love you for this! :D

[Rosalie392]

Roflmao- that's all I can say.

[katmeat333]

katmeat adorable and funny we love you craig

[IsOfTheUniverse]

I don't remember JK Rowling having such large hands when I met her.. :]

[Andureth]

wow you were right Actress06

[Actress06]

I love at 3:22 when he clears his throat...what a manly sound to come out of jk!....

[dramaguy1]

It dosen't get much better than this. Craig rules!

[Saraishollywood]

Hahaha "I was talking about me. Here's some money" hahaha I still can't get over his voice!

[kcolat]

his voice is part of what makes it so dang hilarious!! XD

[Saraishollywood]

Hahaha, agreed! :D

[johannaOZ]

hilarious! : )

[Thelilhommie]

that is hilarious, but offensive to her and me. i read her biography, and thats not like her. still, LOL

[MiracleMira]

If he weren't trying not to burst out in laughter and If I didn't love him so damn much I might've been slightly offended by that.I'm a huge HP fan you see hehe but it's just too funny.

[dancerboy80]

so "funny" !

[wwonka2]

I must have watched this 20 times already and I'm still not tired of it. BOTH of them are excellent and hilarious. Thanks for posting this, it's given me a quick laugh so many times when I needed one.

[writer8788]

What's five feet tall and dresses like a man?

YOU!

Here's some money to ease your pain xD

Get the money,then you pet it...xD

[xsullengirlx]

i'll sue your ass bitch!... LMAOOOO. I laughed just as hard watching it here on youtube as I did seeing it on TV. HILARIOUS.

[MooleniumCrunch]

That was the best part. I cracked up right then.

[AkiraChan24]

aaaaaaaah! so hilarious!

[CrikeyBlake]

JK is CREIG!!!!

Funniest videos ever

[Limecapp]

ILL THROW YOU IN MY DUNGEON!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[ThetaDegree]

This is my one of my favourite videos hands-down. I watched it at least five times, yesterday.

I love it how they point out the fact how JkRowling is just filthy-rich. Hysterical, and absolutely hilarious. Brilliant.

The End.

[xochittychattyxo]

ha ha, it funny when he's like " here's some money" this is funny

[loveplants]

Actually Oprah's even richer than Rowling according to the latest Forbes lists.

[akiidoka21]

whoa. are you serious?? o.o

[HighlandPhoenix]

"...I ll sue your arse bitch!"...lol

[sillymom]

Thanks for putting these clips up CBS, I am not up late enough to watch Craig but you got me hooked, thank goodness for DVR's & TiVo!

[hollywoots]

AWESOME!!! I love those books... lol... in robot chicken on the skit Dick's with Time machines, this dude went back in time and told JK that she would make millions off of a series of books about a racoon who shoots dust out of his bum....yeah....

[Coryashire]

I think Jo would get a kick out of this. she can laugh at herself, as noted by the fact that her bra popped out a few days ago during the press conference in l.a.

[meriel36]

hehe, I love how he's trying not to laugh at 3:02. They must have had a lot of fun doing this skit. "You're in my dungeon!" ah, love watching his show.

[chineseroxs]

Haha. Its so funny even though its insulting. I could totally tell it was Craig the whole time dressing up in the JK Rowling costume the whole time.

[fahnestock916]

ya think

he does that to make it funny!

[Jestopia]

Hahahahahahahha, freaking epic

[PshIMaDITZ]

Oooooooh my Goddd! That's kinda amazing. =]