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  • ok at the end it was weird.... but i like unicorn lol

  • Shut up

  • I'm sry but ur not funny at all. I ended the video half way through cuz I couldn't take ur blandness anymore. I think u have potential to be a good critic but u need to bring a little bit more life into ur performance and not nit pick at every little thing and be more humorous.

  • chick, please dont insult my mother f*king unicorns.

    i love this moive.

    my mother loves it.

    and the rest of my family.

    please dont insult this~

  • yeaa. 1. You're annoying and not funny. 2. If you're going to knit-pick at the smallest little things like why the harpie has boobs (she's supposed to because harpies have boobs, you dolt), or the fact that the "fight scene" sucked (it wasn't even really a fight scene, jesus) then I have a hard time believing that you could enjoy anything without making some kind of bitterly sarcastic rant about it. This movie is really good. Not a masterpiece, but great nonetheless. Stop trying so hard.

  • 6:26 is probably not the first time that guy had balls in his face.

  • I loved the last unicorn, it had great characters, a fantastic plot, ok animation, decent voice acting and an all around good writing.

  • I will not like or dislike this video because your not awful, but your also not great. There are little things i kept seeing where you could have made a funny statement or paused the video to make your audience laugh a little more.

    For example the harpy breaking free from her cage, she broke the roof so she could have escaped at any time which would have been a fun point to make. Either way your ok and this is a first attempt i cant say i hated it, but i also cant say ill remember it good luck

  • Brav0wing:) there dosnt have to be a point to YouTube videos its expression of free speech and will I here chinas always looking for a few good censors if you want to go there;)

  • Omg I have boobs too!

  • @ chris26479 agreed!

  • You are so wrong, unicorns don't just stab people with their horns. They also shoot lightning at their enemies.

  • So, what was the point of this stupid video? Biatch, you suck,...more than I do.

  • I'm a Denver Broncos fan so I am about horses and yes, I'm a guy. Stupid sexist comments :) Also, my Dallas Mavericks have a horse in their logo so there.

  • I really don't like you.

  • Hey, a counterfeit NChick!

  • @PufferBluntman She's not a counterfeit. This is her audition video, apparently, for when the critic was still looking for a nostalgia chick.

  • @13Superkitsune thank you Captain Obvious! I was JOKING.

  • @PufferBluntman Not counterfeit. She was auditioning for the part of NChick. Didn't you read the info box?

  • f u smartass bitch this is a lovely film great voice acting it was made years ago and is still awsome

  • @chris26479 agreed!

  • Well, we know where the Entwives went, now don't we? 

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  • Uh... Urr... Um... T-that tree... It-she... The tree has boobs?!!! WTF is that?! I need to sit in a corner and think about I just saw.

  • I watched the last unicorn when I was a kid. The part with the tree with boobs is the only part that I remember. Probably because it was BURNED INTO MY BRAIN! Well, that and when the unicorn is turned human and says, "I can feel this body dying around me!!"

  • your cute when you say titty fuck.

  • JesusfuckingWHAT!!?!!? An old chick is a tree with GIANT FREAKING KNOCKERS that is jealous of a horse and smothers the little guy in her cleavage? BAD TRIP! GET ME TO A DOCTOR!

  • the butterfly looks like john willams

  • I've heard about the Red Bull. They say it gives you wings :3

  • This movie was in the two and three year old nursery....at my church. O.o I'm scared.

  • @Pokefangirl4

    I feel so bad for those kids at that church. They will be scarred for life by watching that part O.o

  • Unicorns kick ass!

  • damn she is hotter than the other chick

  • You have ruined my nostalgic memory of this movie. Thanks asshole...

  • I don't see any boobs. *Squints* Nope still can't.

  • She believes the red bull is real even though the butterfly could be reciting a song, because she knows in her heart that the other unicorns dissapeared some how.. And mommy fortuna is happy because she knew she was going to die by the harpy and she wanted to remind it that she had it captured and kept an immortal creature under her spell. And as for the slit his wizard...thts straight from the book...Molly meant to say gizzard but had a slip of the tongue which was said in the book.

  • The tree part always freaked me out as a little kid. I never really understood it. XD

  • ..."though I wish U'd ask for some other reward for having freed me"...uhh...like what? 0_o Or do I wanna know....?

  • that's nice now,can I JUST see the movie? +_+

  • @HakanaXKai sadly...no... D': cause stupid youtube wont let us and its reallllllllllllly stupid! -sigh- i really want to watch that movie again.... ;u;

  • @Firesttar I heard u.u it's nuu fair!! T^T

    I never seen but I'm curious to know about it

  • Nothing like a film reviewer who doesn't even research. It’s not a masterpiece, but it is fundamentally an enjoyable film. And the unicorn vs harpy fight scene isn’t even close to the lamest fight scene ever. Not an enjoyable review, one sided, absolutely negative without reprieve, uselessly crude and only appealing to a small niche of viewers. The reviewer tries too hard to impress with nothing but sarcastic humor and little is gained by watching this video. Nostalgia Chick indeed.

  • i remember it because i have boobs

  • Fortuna sounds just like Scotia from Lands of Lore. Wonder if it's the same voice actor?

  • No Offense, but you are kinda a freak.

  • @AshTheSongBird thats why she'd fit in perfectly with the res tof the site

  • lol guy "then how come its so warm and spring always around here?" girl " global warming!" lawl i laughed xD i wanna c the movie i HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh and about the harpy: If you actually RESEARCHED what you are ranting about, you'd have found out that harpys are described as raptor like beings with legs and wings of a bird and the upper body of a woman. So yes, OMG it has boobs. Grow up. So if you are trying to be funny, at least try doing it without embarassing yourself. None of your "critiques" hold any ground or make any sense, what I see is just you loving to listen to yourself talk.

  • Jesus, if you rip apart a movie like that, with inserted, oh so funny (enter sarcsm) rants in front of the camera, EVERY movie looks stupid. A lot of the points you rant on and on and on about are actually EXPLAINED in the movie in one sentence. I loved the movie as a kid, but that is really not the reason why "I am cool, whatch me diss a movie,!!!1!" piss me off. If you really want to rant about the movie, at least do it by comparing it to the book. But I bet you never even read it.

  • I feel discriminated! I loved this movie as a boy and I still love it as a man! And I hope one day I can watch it together with my children!

  • 4:54 INSERT BEASTIALITY JOKE!

  • I think I love you.

  • Okay, how do you trash this movie - or the book it was based off of? It is literally impossible to trash this movie. It really is that good. It's a freakin' masterpiece.

  • didnt she win with the 2 other girls?

  • 6:26 what movie is this? that scene is no for little kids!!!

  • This is to funny. I also think it's funny that people commented about how this was an unneeded video. Really? THIS WAS SO FUNNY AND SO NECESSARY. Thank you.

  • um when she says "what does man know" she means hu-MAN kind shes a magical creature they referance us "normal people" like that this is a great movie you obviously dont get the message because it wasnt your generations nor are you open minded enough to understand the subtlties beside that you dont have the rep to come on a review a movie like this I wish I was full enough of myself to do that!

  • Why is it always green here...global warming ! HAHAHAHAH ! Hilarious, and likely true !

  • your freakin annoying. why dont you actually show the freakin movie.

  • you should have been a finalist

  • Fantastic review, hilarious.

  • Global warning!

  • O.O o god 

  • hey jack ass shut up

  • hey you sexist. dudes dig unicorns too, that shits badass.

  • @pr0pr0

    Unless it's not a Unicorn badass that goes apeshit on the battlefield,

    Kicking and slaughtering, no wait...that's too much.

    just have a story that kicks ass,

    story that means something, not to happy, but not to sad either, a story that makes you fight and tells about someone's hard life or a story about, good plot and strength of a character, the will too...ok i can go on forever, i'm just gonna stop now :P

  • @pr0pr0 Yeah! Look at monster hunter, they have a fucking unicorn that shoots lightning bolts!

  • @pr0pr0 Bronies for life.

  • @pr0pr0 see bronies for example 

  • @collagelols I posted this before becoming a brony... now I'm not so surprised I ended up being one lol.

  • haha... taco

  • That tree... looks like the one in my garden.... D;

  • @SpikyRoxas2

    Does she attempt sexual harassment/assualt or propose?

  • @AuroraCelest Yes... just thinking about that brings back horrible memories O_O

  • A tree with boob? seriously?

  • LOZ!! I was just waiting for there to be a joke about the red bull!!! XDDDDDD

  • Three words... MESSED UP TREE

  • you know that is a really skanky unicorn I mean "I wish you ask for some other reward." what the hell that is creepy, but not as creepy as the tree.

  • @wingsaber4444 4:23

    "No! Come with me! Come with me!!"

  • lol i love you!!! in a friend way cuz yeah i'm a girl.... but omg this was so funny i love it! u put so much emotiong in it lol i luv it lol... i said lol three timeds and now 4 wow i sound like a 5 year old

  • omg so true! :D

  • When I was three, I used to watch this movie and was scared by what happened to Mommy Fotuna when she was killed by that harpee. Actually, both the characters also scared the shit out of me. The film was kind of cool, even though I'm a boy and I'm too old to be watching kids films. The music intrigued me though, for that's what made me watch it again.

  • when the unicorn said what is the red bull he should have said

    "it makes you more heped up then sugar and gives you wings"

  • tity fucked by a tree!!

  • I FELL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA­A I so didnt believe u!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  • lol like duuuude this is better than watching the actual movie. haha!

  • dude, i frickin love this movie. its awesome and...weird.

  • The Nostalgia chick looks different. Her hair is shorter. I remember it because I have boobs :3 (That phrase is even better then the critics). I love this movie and it has great music. What do men know? I'm surprised that they put saggy boobs on a harpy in a G rated movie. That bull gives you wings. Oh god I'm engaged to a Douglass Fir.

  • BAHAHAHA! I love the santa doesnt exist part! ur really good! u should have ur own tv show! ur way more original thn ellen or oprah

  • Youre rediculous,..

    making jokes about a wonderfull movie,

    go watch scary movie, you pussy..

  • Ah this movie is actually good

  • Of course u DO know that they were supposed to walk instead of run away, because running only attracts the harpy's attention right?

  • 4.18 that flying... thing, have tits? O_O

  • this movie scared the shit out of me when I was little

  • i watched that a longe time ago i still like that movie

  • I'm a girl and never had a thing for horses or unicorns. I had a thing for dinosaurs.

  • @Masquarette you like to fuck old guys?

  • i hate that damn butterfly he is so annoying

  • 6:44 - Looks very phallic.

  • Loved the movie. Hated the butterfly!

  • I never had any kinda freaky love for anything bigger than a cat.

  • HAHAHAA wow. Nice, this was very amusing. I remember the movie, but i don't remember the tree or some other parts. Now I have to watch it.

  • I freaking loved thi movie as a kid. I wanna buy it but its hard to find. It's kick ass

  • Red Bull gives you wings,lol

  • Little kids saw this? God1 It's about as unapropropreate as calling a guy a lezbian! Not saying whoever choses to be one is stupid because it's nobodies choice but that is just!!! Was this made in Japan cause then it'd make more sence?!

  • @blackfall10 Yeah, made for kids. Loved it when I was a kid, but when you're young you really don't understand or even notice some of the suggestive material, even when it's as obvious as the boobs on the harpy. I didn't know it had anything suggestive until I re-watched it when I was older lol. And I think it was a Japanese film originally, at least the art work was...though it WAS based off of a book lol.

  • @blackfall10 What's wrong with little kids seeing this? I much more prefered watching this as a LITTLE kid then Barney the makes you Retarded Dinosaur. Secret of NIMH was another great film for kids, positive enough to leave a good feeling but still dark and terrifying enough to leave a true impression. Kids don't need to be sheltered , they just need to know that theres hope for "doing the right thing" - being true to oneself and follow what you believe ... and this movie does that.

  • This review must turn loads of people off wanting to see the film if they haven't seen it before watching this video. There are worse films that deserve a tear-down review.

  • douchebag

  • aw i love u telling the story it in the right way!! of giving your opinion and saying like "that was the lameist fight ever!" and i was sort of like that too but more confused... lol and can u put on the full film.... PLEASE! I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU DID!!! and u ould put it in parts and put each part for 10 mins!

  • where the hell is the full movie?

  • i loved the movie and saw it many times :) but as a child i was soooo scared of the harpy and the red bull...may be that's why i don't like "red bull" :P yeah lame... however i never liked horses, but unicorns.

  • i used to be so obssesed with this movie it been so long since i'v seen this movie god its a classic for me good video

  • You want to know what never made sense to me about this movie (all one time I saw it, simply because it's not very well-known)? The freaking UNIcorn has TWO horns! Doesn't uni- mean one?

  • @stitch99 I only see one horn. I remember that Mommy Fortuna gave her a fake horn so the people who visited her carnival could see that she was a unicorn. It glowed blue. But I don't see it anymore.

  • @stitch99 because the only people that could see the unicorn's horn are true believers, so when the witch captured her, she used a glamour so that people would at least see one horn!!!

  • @XxfairytaledreaminxX

    Okay. Now I remember. It has been such a freaking long time since I've seen this.

  • Global warming. Lawlz!!! Funny video. This is probably the type of video I would usually make! :D

  • O_o

  • Haha!! That was funny. When I was little this was like my favorite movie. But the way you talk about it. Damn funny!! Good job.

  • 2:18 So, the other unicorns were abducted by an energy drink? Oops, sorry, wrong Red Bull.

  • Omg, I say this when I was kid and I sware I thought the same thing as I was watching it. I still love it (even though I haven't seen it in years) still like it. But very funny video you made. I laughed hard when you said "red bull gives you wings" HAH!

  • 6:00 you don't believe me do you? oh god! it all happened! the only thing you left out was where captain collie runs his hand over his buddy's ass as they walk away after tying up schemndrick to the tree O_O

  • oh, excuse me. Dougles fur. to be more correct.

    I admit though, some parts were laggish/wierd. But Im not sure, the way i remember it, it was an awesome movie for me, as a child. lol

  • the 'grandmother willow' tree....creeped me and my brother out so much xD

    I love this movie.

  • AHAHAHA! Slit his wizard!! XDDD

  • I was WTFing throughout all those clips and I have yet to decide if it's good Wtf or a bad Wtf lol.

    BUT you get a subscription anyways

  • i bought this for an old gf cuz she loved it when she was a kid. So I watched it with her... and its actually a decent movie. Although it does start off REALLY slow and never really has much of a "fight" sequence.

    "you may cum w/ me if you like.. though I wish you had asked for something else..." ... nicely out of context.

  • I love the butterfly

  • This is Nostalga Chick?

  • This movie is an adaptation of the novel "The Last Unicorn" it's a classic. Maybe you should read more.

  • 6:26 LMAO ok ok, i believe you! how did i miss that as a kid?

  • 2:30

    Unicorn: the Red Bull, what is the Red Bull?

    Me: This is Red Bull! The best drink in the market, 'Red Bull gives you wings' like all the other Unicorns had and left.

  • I can't believe Christopher Lee and Angela Lansberry were in this.

  • boobs

  • lol i do have boob's ( man boobs ) i loved this movie! not just girls liked this movie! yes it is true that most guys say that they dont like the movie but it is not true! they just dont admit they do!

  • idiot

  • boobs and a sense of humor good combo, mind u, you missed a few parts out you coulda ripped 2 shreads.

  • Tree with boobs? -__-

  • LOLS! U R FUNNY!

  • the last unicorn should have ran and found a can of redbull to drink cause redbull gives you wings and flying might help her

  • lol i remember it because i have boobs

  • ;-) Nice point ...and fun Cheers and a happy new year.

  • Haha. You rock.

  • HHAHAHA I believe you know, That tree just went off!!!!!!!!!

  • I think this video is very unneeded, the film

    "the last unicorn" is a wonderful film, the story is very interesting, the music is extremly powerful and beautiful.

    I like this film very much, i don't think somone can show me such a beautiful story made in a film with so much good music.

    This film is like a wonderful and beautiful dream.

  • O.o the tree is like my next door neighbour'!!!! Help me . . . . please DX

  • Sorry, i deleted my other comments because they didnt make sence.

    But is Mia really the last person that can voice act the unicorn?

    mayby a disney voice actress was a better idea.

  • @StrawberryGun500

    because i am not familliar with her work. so i wouldnt know.

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  • this girl rock XD

  • "The Red Bull? What is the Red Bull?"

    *BAM* The drink pops out.

    "It gives you wings." XD

  • Haha I first saw this movie when I was....oh I don't know....5? I NEVER noticed the tree thing before!

    Loved your review, made my day! ^.^

  • Even though the other girl got the part, I'd still sday you made a superior review of this movie. She was just walking around in the woods looking for one and remembering this movie.

  • @balrog13571 maurz girl reviewed this

  • Great review! You did really well in it.

  • Fuck you!!! D< lol!

    jk,jk, but The first part of your video completely described me! XD XD *hugs*

  • Yeah I saw a unicorn once.

    But when i woke up the shrooms were still on the coffee table...

  • yeah the last unicorn! ALL girls saw this, I don't care what you say! yeah its mia farrow! what a hussy huh?

  • She shall never have you...the hu--ssy...

  • youre pretty damn attractive, go you!

  • Is this anime?

  • No, it's just an unusual style on animation. It's actually a really good movie, the full thing is on YouTube. The only thing I don't like about it is that bloody butterfly.

  • No, but it was animated by Topcraft (a japanese animation studio) who later made "Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind" and "Thundercats". They are now part of a studio called Ghibli. ^_^

  • Thanks so much for the info.

  • It might be it looks familiar but I've never seen this movie.

  • Somewhat. I think it was made in Germany though... or something.

    I thought it was very anime-ish.

  • Yeah, this movie was crazy.

    After watching it, I felt as if I had known what an LSD trip was even though I had never taken the drug!

  • This is so funny, you should do more