Tony Romo & Jason Witten Fantasy Files 1

[AmoTe1970]

Man, I love coming back and watching this from time to time. Cooley and Brennan simply suck and both have glass jaws. Who is laughing now? What a couple of pussies.

[mtorbert]

JW has more class than Cooley. Obvious by this vid. That's why JW is respected and will be in the HOF and Cooley will be draining his knee...again. Goin out with Tony again? Ok honey, bring me back a ring please.

[mtorbert]

Oh and JW would have never wasted his time with stupid shit like this, learn some class. That's why JW will make the HOF and Cooley will be just another foreakin

[mtorbert]

What! But your wife likes him? I mean did he throw it deep or just pitch it in? Sucker! How bout them Cowboys! Hahaha! Thank you Tony, and thank you Christy for making the Cowboys that much more awesome!!

[dallasfanb]

All I see is a player that wishes he had the talent of Jason Witten. They are both the same age and the only difference is that one of them is a talented player and the other is a bum that feels needs to mock the best tight end in the league to feel better about himself as a player and a person.

[gohamm13]

be easy on chris cooley. he just wants to impersonate a good tight end

[theawesomedude956]

He's Just Mad Cause His Girl Called Him Tony In Bed. LMAO!!!

[KENZ51]

From Dallas, "Washington Wept Here!"..lol!!!

[kevinsapokguy]

Cowboys got more rings than the red skins. Thats all that matters in the sports world.

[whiteguy808]

@kevinsapokguy why are you debating about who the better team is? i sense a serious cowboy fag.

[kevinsapokguy]

@whiteguy808 hahahaha im not a fag just a loyal fan. Idc if this video was a joke some ppl dont take it as a joke. that doesnt mean i dont have a sense of humor. Try to take this as a joke, cowboys got MORE RINGS, MORE WINS, MORE HALL OF FAMERS, and is the better team. Punk.

[whiteguy808]

@kevinsapokguy look at the second most thumbed up comment, hes talking about you

[kevinsapokguy]

@whiteguy808 Idc if THEY take it as a joke? I dont. Stupid ass...

[whiteguy808]

you need a sense of humor bro

[dawhiteguy622]

pretty good for some DOUCEHBAG that just had the worst dropped TD pass of the last 10 FUCKING YEARS!

[originalKingK]

Props to GoldenGroudon101 for taking a joke. I thinks its funny that everyone getting upset by this video is forgetting how use english. is dallas in mexico or something?

[GoldenGroudon101]

Cowboys fan here. I laughed.

[mhudson136]

you all remember week 1. cowboys pussies.. how did your boys tony and jay whitt dawggg do.... the skins stomped you out.

[Santana2163]

@mhudson136 They did huh? Well who's in last place now BITCH

[5ellers]

REDSKINS SUCK!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

[mhudson136]

@5ellers thats why the skins just beat dallas about 30 minutes ago. DICCCCCKK.

[Santana2163]

@mhudson136 Where u at now ho????

[derekjf85]

Its funny cause the redskins suck!

[arispe04]

ha we beat yall.....

[803cracker]

FUCK U YALL JUST A BUNCH OF FAGGETS AND HATERS U BITCHS

[ciresolstice]

Some of you need to lighten up, laugh and take every little thing so effin seriously. It's a silly joke..two teammates having some fun. Cowboys or Redskins fans can chuckle at this and keep it moving. You'd rather get in a bunch and exchange barbs about who sucks more. Grow up and relax.

[00BERSC00L89]

this is one of the worst things i have ever seen but colt brennan deserves a chance to start for a team

[dewault1717]

It wouldnt be bad if it was funny at all, i pretended to be superman when I was a kid its about the same for these 2, forget playoffs or minnesota and new orlean, the only thing that matters if your a Cowboy or redskin is beating each other and as I remember somebody got swept. Cooley is descent but is brennan still in the nfl?

[bebobaby]

and thats why he sucks. he had to go do a video about witten and romo with a QB that will never start in the nfl for any team. so thats why i just laugh at this video

[bebobaby]

seriously??? chris cooley is injury prone and who the fuck is colt brennan??? 3rd string qb?? redskins suck...thas y every team in the nfc east owned lol go dallas

[rolexinbob]

@bebobaby how is he injury prone? he played in all 16 games 5 seasons in a row up until this year when he played only 7 because he broke his ankle. thats one injury....far from injury prone

[hugoroks1]

u fuckerz romo is one of the best qbs in the league

[eric8cars]

all those cowboy fans out there where are ya now? sitting at home with us about to watch the super bowl. "we went to the second round" "redskins didnt even make they suck" two years ago ya had the best record in the nfc east what happened...ya lost in the second round (first round to me cause of the bye) beat the saints but couldnt beat the vikings hmm we beat the broncos but ya couldnt beat them hmm and ya are the better team cause ya went to the playoffs uh dont think so redskins for life

[kerbear386]

Favorite(: xD

[ndnapoli44]

the washington redskins can go suck it thats why they lost almost all their games this season

[iGoldLink]

I didn't know redskins were going to the playoffs.... oh wait they aren't going suck on a 17-0 win nice blowout redskins next time check your ass cause thats very red from getting raped so hard

[oscarseymour]

this is only one of the reasons why Redskins suck so bad.

[oscarseymour]

Witten is a million times better then Cooley .

[evilfrog26]

even if they are 'joking' they are still fags

[Trimtube78]

Man! Cooley and Brennan are having a MONSTER season up there in DC with those Deadskins! Um, NOT!!!! Cooley, bro.....seriously. Are you trying to be the Dennis Rodman of the NFL with that piss colored hair? Dude, really. Grow up. Mark it. The Dallas Cowboys will kick your ass. The funny thing is, Tony Romo and Jason Witten will ACTUALLY BE ON THE FIELD SUNDAY. Christy is hurt and Colty Boy just sucks, so NEITHER WILL EVEN STEP ON THE FIELD. Who is laughing now, bitch!? Ha!

[adamy10]

It's just a joke dude.. chill

[mhudson136]

wow if you don't get that this video is a joke then youre honestly a fucking idiot.. and if you want to talk trash about washington. can you name who has won a playoff game. is it cooley. romo. or witten. jackass. think before you speak you fucking idiot.

[nicksavarino05]

All I can say is this must be why the redskins have sucked dick this year right....very busy doing this instead of working on a game plan to actually beat teams.

[AkshaySBX]

@mhudson136 lol im a cowboy fan and i think u cant bring up the playoff thing anymore lmao?

[krazr123456]

u got shitted on in the playoffs..

[WhiteWeedz]

Ahahaha! this is so truee

[thomasuras]

wait until witten stomp;s a mud hole in the redskins ass,with this rookie ass no class bs.

[didihosifas]

I bet Romo and Witten are laughing their ass off now.

[Kamakazi242012]

haha thats true, their both injured

[Cowboysfanz1977]

GO DALLAS!!!!!!!! that's a dumb video.

[DallasCowboysNetwork]

I think you guys need to try and figure out a way to win instead of this...You guys are a joke in the nfc east, lets go Skins you makin the NFC eaSt lOOk BAD right about now. I like it better when we are looked at as the best division in football but.

[Tricia7799]

i don't know whats worse the bad clothes or the bad jokes. I'm a cowboys fan & was hoping this was at least funny. They're pro bowlers, couldn't they at least afford good lighting. LAME

[TalentSaint]

uhh:

1) Only Chris Cooley is a Pro Bowler

2) Why do they need "good lighting"? You can see it good enough and they're trying to make a joke.

[TalentSaint]

okay have a nice life nerd

[Tricia7799]

whatever

[orangeoctober33]

Jason Witten is the best tight end in the league....The fuck is Cooley doing?

[chivo1717]

Maybe if the skins were making stupid crap like this they would beat the 0-19 Lions! they are going to get crushed this year against the Cowboys! Witten will tear them up also!!

[randyrhew]

Seriously??? The Redskins suck horrible. They might have a good tight end but cmon. They suck from their coach all the way down. Atleast the Cowboys have somewhat of a team. If you are going to hate on someone you really should be able to back it up.  Now the Giants fans can talk all the smack they want.

[Jresidenceq]

You are the fricken best

[thatswhatshesaid15]

jason witten's way better than chris cooley,at least he doesn't show his nuts in pictures

[BravoSquirrel]

That makes him better?

[thatswhatshesaid15]

no,hes got better hands his stats are bigger and he's just the better overall player

[GoSkins8921]

Neither does Cooley.

[thatswhatshesaid15]

look it up

[hailtheskins]

and u arent nor ever will be 1 millionth the tight end chris cooley is

[rsilvia420]

or 1 billionth the tight end witten is the Foreskins are garbage

[Luedini]

America's team my ass!! Chris Cooley is the MAN!! You Cowboy "Fans" think that Witten is so tough because in one game his helmet got knocked off and he kept running. BFD- what else could he have done? What was the ending of that last game in Texas Stadium again????

[DallasCowboysTD]

Actually, we think Witten is better becuz he has the stats, be is tougher, not just becuz of the helmet, but playing with broken ribs. He moves the chains, he is the go to guy, he can pass block, and run block. He is the best all-around TE in the League, the only reason Redskins hate him is becuz he is a Cowboy.

Isnt Baltimore the same team that beat the living shit out of the Redskins last year? Or is that just me?

[Luedini]

Very true! We did lose to the Ravens last year. But we sure didnt allow two seperate running backs to run all over us. Ok he has the stats over Cooley for one reason. He's been in the league an entire season longer than Cooley. Witten has 25 TDs in 6 seasons while Cooley has 28 in 5. Witten has him on first downs- I'll give you that. But I guess we will see what happens this year...

[s4dman]

Take Darrell Green. He broke his rib WHILE running, yet he scored the TD.

Oh yeah, with your baltmore ravens remark, wasn't mcgahee and mclain who scored back to back 70 yd td plays? FUCK OFF

[lccaps6]

poor cowboy fans cant laugh at themselves until they start winning

[dallascowboyz0wnyou]

LOL colt brennan

[muncy1988]

glad to see colt riding that pine has given him the chance to write skits like this lol....id say he would have a better chance with this than an nfl qb lol...

[GalenaFreak13]

asd

[ImDanimal85]

Chris Cooley you fuckin suck!!! Your just hating cause you cant be half the Tight End Witten is!!!

The funny thing about the video is you didnt even have to act you really cant catch!!

[QueLub]

I would say Cooley having having 28 TD's in only 80 games(5 seasons) to Witten's 25 TD's in 95 games(6 seasons) a big sign that Cooley is deffinantly more than "half the Tight End Witten is!!!".

Cooley also had 83 catches last year compared to Wittens 81. Cowboys fans are idiots. Witten is an excellent player but Cooley is right there with him. Your retarded :-)

[ImDanimal85]

5 Time Pro bowler and 1 time first team All Pro - Jason Witten

2 time pro bowler-Chris Cooley

Jason Witten 429 receptions in 6 yrs

Chris Cooley 314 receptions in 5 yrs

[TheSkinsFan21]

thats y he made the pro bowl right and holds the record for most receptions by a redskins tight end

[ththaman]

chris cooley you are a character

[cyclonepower17]

also, u really think if romo had a play-off win in his belt that that would really matter, espn would just go to the next level and say he hasn't won a super bowl yet, being the dallas cowboy QB is the most pressure packed position in sports

[DALLAScowboys4LiFE82]

go suck a cock cooley just cuz redskins suck and will never wim a bowl again dont rip on a real team... witten owns you how can u even do that! u wish u were as big and tough and had the heart he does

[1992lance]

who think tony romo would make a good couple with estella warren? i do. whoever doesn't kno estella, type her name in on youtube.

[kubstix]

LOL, look at all the baby cowboy fans in here reapplying there tampons. But then again, I would be a cry baby too if I hadn't won a playoff game in 12 years and are picked to win the superbowl every year for the past 4 years.

[cyclonepower17]

what exactley have the redskins won in the past 15 years? looks like that yankees strategy of overpay for crap players really pays off, good luck with haynesworth this year when his fatass is wore out in the 4th quarter

[QueLub]

When the Yankees started doing this in the 90's they actually won the world series in 96,98,99, and 2000...

Cowboys payed for Adam Pacman Jones, Terrel Owens, and Tank Johnson... look how far they got lol. Cowboys haven't won a playoff game since 1996!!!! hahaha

[cyclonepower17]

they did not pay for tank and pacman, they payed very little for those two, they were incentive laced contracts moron, the yankees won in the 90's more because of there farm systm and getting guys who weren't top notch, but were more team players as opposed to now when they just go get the three biggest names on the market every year, i don't think anyone is going to call paul o' neil, scott brocious and players like that the best at there position at the time

[cyclonepower17]

also the redskins haven't won the east since 99, they have only won 2 play-off games since 1994, they are 37-57-2 against the cowboys all-time, so next time you want to talk shit, do some fuckin research you dip fuckin shit

[QueLub]

Everything you said was right... and everything I said was correct. I did my research fag. The redskins have actually won a playoff game in the 2000's. hahaha thats the main point. Your franchise has nothing to show for the past 10 years. Facts are facts

[cyclonepower17]

yea, ur right, but you really think if romo had just one play-off win that the media would get off his back, they wouldn't, until he wins a super bowl he can never be a great dallas qb, IT's Aikman and Staubach, those are the qb's in dallas, even though we had good ones like white and merideth and even romo, they are not in the same breath, romo could have every dallas qb record at the end of his career because it's a differnet game, but if he doesn't win the big one, it won't matter

[GeauxSaints53]

oh boohoo the media's on romo's back? the media is a joke. romo is a bigger pansy than tebow.

[Italia8023]

Colt Brennan who what a joke MartyB should make a vid to strike back at them Redskins fools

[Jmac981]

what tha fuck why tha redskins talkin shit they fuckin suck dicks

[BishopRealTalk98]

LOLOL

[marty88]

Wow this is truely classy! Ive never seen two NFL players act like 12 year old girls jealous of the popluler girls in school before.

Who is Colt Brennon to talk smack? He played for Hawaii and got rocked when he had to play the big boy schools!

[Trimtube78]

Please. Cooley is such a tool. STFU Christy. You couldn't hold Witten's jock, ya putz. And Colt Brennan? Seriously, children shouldn't play with fire. This ain't the wack WAC, son! If I were you, I would worry about the lease you have on that one bedroom efficiency apartment in ghetto D.C. Your little overrated ass ain't gonna last long in the big league, boy. Better start checking out rental property in Winnepeg, junior. You may just have a chance at riding the pine north of the border.

[QueLub]

Cooley has played a total of 80 games, 5 seasons, in his NFL career and has 28 total touchdowns.

Witten has played a total of 95 games, 6 seasons, in his NFL career and has 25 total touchdowns.

Cooley has played 15 less games and still has 3 more touchdowns...

[amerker]

why dont you give us their reception stats... also maybe cooley gets more tds because he is their only recieviing threat where as the cowboys have had T.O who takes tds froim Jason Witten

[QueLub]

Yes Witten does get more receptions than Cooley. But honeslty it's because the Cowboys have had a better offense. The Skins are run heavy. Witten is also targeted more than Cooley. Moss gets TD's too... you should know that seeing that he destroys the cowboys every time he plays them.

But the significant facts don't lie. Cooley is also better after he gets the ball.

Cooley averages 5.7 YAC to Wittens 4.1

[amerker]

not to mention witten has had some great qbs throwing him the ball like drew bledsoe vinnie testaverde, ryan leaf and many others before tony romo came along.... also i have never seen cooley mentioned in any of the top TE in the NFL talk like Witten constantly is on every network. Cooley is good but he has nothing on Witten

[QueLub]

Actually he is mentioned most times...

And what quarter back had the redskins had that is so great? Campbell, Brunell, Partick Ramsey?!?! Cooley has been catching the ball from mediocre QB's. Look at the offense cooley plays in and look at wittens, that explains it all.

[QueLub]

And the fact that you had T.O. answers why Witten had more catches and yards... Witten was constantly open

[wisdom80]

J Wit Dog!! I'm dying over here LMAO!!

[Redskins35to7]

You Cowgirl fans need to get a life and quit taking shit too personally.

[MrWright621]

Who cares what a third string QB and a TE not in Wittens league do in their backyard with their camcorder?

[QueLub]

A 3rd string QB that set 31 NCAA records and has never gotten a chance to play an actual down in the NFL yet... Didn't Romo ride the bench his first few years?

[MHS1269]

Cowboy fans........dont get offended by Redskin fan trash talk. They're just like every other fan who loves to hate us. Its easy to get on Romo and Witten because they are always in the news. I like Cooley and all, but i didnt think he was the type to talk shit on Witten. I hope him and Witten are cool. And yeah Colt Brennan should have just stayed in Hawaii, honestly. I aint gonna sit here and talk shit on the 'Skins because we have won just as much as you all lately. Nothin.

[cyclonepower17]

Who the hell are chris cooley and colt brennen? never heard of them. Yeah let's make fun of the toughest TE in the league, Witten played last year with a seperated shoulder and bruised ribs

[nflnick11]

umm chris cooley is one of the top 5 best TE's in the NFL whose made the pro bowl the past two years...and colt brennan is a record setting college qb who has shown great protential when given the opportunity he's also considered a god in hawaii and was in contention for the heisman while setting 31 NCAA records while @ hawaii

[Acolon77]

lol @ all you cowturd fans who get offended by this. if jwit had any personality and tony any balls, they'd make a video making fun of the skins..but oh yeah..they don't have that right because they haven't won any kind of playoff game recently. Why don't you guys chill and take a trip to Cabo...it's nice this time of year....real nice.

[Tanner84stark]

cooley you are a fucking fag, do something for once and then talk shit, you wish you could be haf the tight end that witten is, and you wish that you had a quarter back like romo throwing you balls

[iegee]

your right. sorry?

[shiznato31]

nfl nick what a cool name dude...ya keep naming players off the redskin website and saying what theyll do to the cowboys this year...and im pretty sure we play twice a year and u didnt mention anything about the 2nd meeting in DC with an injured romo and still beat you......hmmm...dont u skin fans get tired of being in last place of the nfc east year after year?

[nflnick11]

shit nazi or w/e ur name is, you know im right about everything i said about ur lil cowgirls....tell me how will we finish last in the NFC east this year if you all are going to finish last, last i checked ur offense lost its best player who accounted for over half ur offense..so again tell me how you all r gonna b better than us please tell me cause id like to hear ur explanation

[cyclonepower17]

first off cooley is not as good as witten, colt brennon can have all his college records, he's just another timmy chang who when he had to play the big dogs he got rocked, put colt mccoy or sam bradford in the WAC and see what ridiculus stats they put up. yea we lost T.O., but he was on the decline, the only reason he was over 1000 yards this year is beacuse he put up 200 plus on the 49ers, roy williams is a number one threat, the man made a pro bowl in DETROIT.

[iegee]

this shit right here nigg, this shit right here.. is halarious. dallas --> 15 years. garbage.

[shiznato31]

yo this shit yo this shit yo this shitt...is it hilarious or halarious?...u fucking toolbag

[ELCAPITANFISCAL]

why does Cooley make fun of a TE that is at least twice as good at him, and 3rd string QB (behind crappy Leftwitch and Campbell for God's sake!!) Brennan poke fun at a starting QB that is 27-12 since he started playing?

[TalentSaint]

lmao. Its Todd Collins. Byron Leftwich is with the Buccanears and has never played with the Redskins.

[ISOLATDINCIDENT]

Colt Brennan and Chris Cooley dont have any room to talk shit! Lets see, Romo is a Starting QB. Brennan is a 3rd string QB.

When people talk of the best tightends in football,(if that is what position Cooley plays) they mention Tony Gonzalez, Dallas Clark, Jason Witten. Cooley cant doesn't even have the right to eat Wittens jock strap.

[nflnick11]

first of all cooley was in a new offense last year so his production dropped, but he average 6 TD's every year and well be a lot better this year in the offense..and Antonio Gates IMO is better than both Witten and Cooley and this is coming from a skins fan...and last i checked, sure Brennan doesn't start, but if you want to compare him to Romo, last i checked the both won the same amount of playoff games....0...

[chivo1717]

while the skins are making stupid crap like this, the boys are training. The boys will kick the crap out of the skins this year and ken hamlin will knockout all of cooley's teeth!

[shiznato31]

cant wait to beat the snot outta the fking redskins this year. this video basically sums up the intelligence of redskin fans and players

[nflnick11]

i cant wait to see landry light up witten and roy williams, and see haynesworth stomp on gurode...and see DHall intercept romo...last year we beat u all at ur place with a worse offense than the one we got this year and a worse defense than the new and improved Defense from this year...and how can you all think ur better without TO when he was ur only offense against us....o and i forgot to mention Orakpo sacking romo as well on all downs....

[TheDmil]

hail !!!

[roscoe311]

Sooo funny

[rawisdan]

I'd laugh if this was actually funny bit it's not.

[craziiishortiii]

This is stupid.

[Redskins88201]

Thats hilarious. Thats probably how they really act too.