"YES DEAR"
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From: thechurchofdave
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  • Never has been a bald tattooed pierced partially naked man with sunglasses MORE AWESOME THAN NOW!!!! DAVE for POPE !!!!

  • @Protherium Now there is a job I could do better than the appointed lol

  • @thechurchofdave Anyone who wouldn't try to cover up pedo priests would be.

  • Yes, Yes I DID just fall in love.

  • Well thanks for the response. Although it was quite some time ago, it's almost the end of my Freshman year amd these songs still helped me through the whole year. Just an update. Many thanks. :)

  • I really enjoy watching your videos, They're very entertaining. You seem like a very awesome person and your songs are hilarious. My friend said I should make some videos of me playing guitar and post them on here. I thought about it, but I've never done anything like that before. Do you have any pointers just in case I decide to do so? I seen your re-edited first video and you mentioned lighting. Any help would be awesome, and thank you in advance.

  • @coolguy107107 If you search my videos there is one on sound and lighting.

    Other than that, just start experimenting with your camera. The more light available the less the camera has to work. The problem is that once you have enough light it has a tendency to make some areas too bright so it's best to diffuse it by shooting the light through white paper.

    Sound is about the best mic you can possibly get. Check the video for specifics :)

  • @thechurchofdave Thanks for the advise, I will derfinitely have to check it out. Thank you again and I hope maybe someday soon you'll be wtching my video. :)

  • AYYYYY DI DA LIDIDAY!!!! yes dear

  • Maybe he and charlie Sheen could hang out.

  • i swear your not married

  • @munstersmash Been divorced twice but I am married :) So I know all possible sides of this scenario lol

  • Churchofdave, with youre video on how to keep the bastards at bay, going through high school has become much easier for me. I know it wasnt preaching, etc. But it helped a lot. Thank you sir. Have a wonderful life-Tyler

  • @Tcia23 My pleasure. I remember high school quite vividly myself. Many of these songs and rants are basically aimed at my kids (high school and now college) based on if I knew then what I know now. I put them here so my grand children can have access to them as well once I am gone. Glad to hear they are useful for others as well:)

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  • @Dixonisation

    Perhaps you should dig a little deeper and see past the sarcasm.

    Me thinks you are projecting an awful lot on me right now and your doing it in reaction to a silly ass little comedy song.

    I see from your page that your hobby is going from video to video and complaining. Where is your action? Where is your writing? Your video? Your solutions? Your positive action?

    I contend you are talking about yourself. You show no kind of solution. You simply throw out insults.

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  • @Dixonisation Yes the old "You trying to tell me why I am here and what my intentions are" baloney:)

    Work at pressure all you like :) I couldn't care less. The result of your actions is simple you are repeatedly complaining about a comedy song. Just because you decided to delete all the content off of your page doesn't make you any less of a troll. It just reinforces my claim since you had to delete the evidence in order to refute it lol Troll all ya like :) I get paid for it lol

  • @Dixonisation Hey, I'm pretty sure this song is about your failtastic stupity, Dixless.

  • @thechurchofdave If I was a miljonair then I would sponser you to make a show like Dr,phil in your style. Because I really appreciate your view on life :D.

    Though I'm very spoiled compared with you.

    I just wanna say "Thank you".

    thanks

  • @theanimefag Thanks for the kind words:)

  • by then end of this song i started thinking about how the word Dear got used as a pet name.... i mean it cant have been for the real thing... but any way. Good song! haha i want that as my theme song... (if there is such a thing)

  • @NeekTheNook It is thought that the word "Dear" goes back to Germanic words such as "deurjaz" and "dearth" which basically mean expensive or expensiveness. Then also grew to represent scarcity. So I suppose love is rather scarce and that is while you hold it Dear to you.

    On the other hand stupid people are well known to be expensive since you quite often pay dearly for coming into contact with them :)

    I hope this clears things up :) hehe

  • @thechurchofdave That was the best explanation i have ever had! haha thanks dave! educational and still hilarous!

    -NeekNook

  • @NeekTheNook YW :)

  • mr. dave, i really like your videos and the things you have to say. You quite litteraly give food for thought

  • 2:30 always makes me laugh. "I win!" is the exact mentality of those who think debates are about who's right and who's wrong... For any that don't know, it's about coming to a clear conclusion between both parties. But we turn it into a shouting contest, and at the end there's a winner. So so so so so so silly.

  • God, I really need to get a shirt with the lyrics to this song on it... I've dealt with so many stupid people it's not even funny anymore >>

  • he is scary

  • @teddancin100 dave

  • 13 people missed the like button

  • Ahhhhhhhh Scary Dave ~ I sure needed this one today. Thanx bud!

  • Dave, I was telling someone about your channel and the value you provide.

    All he was interested in was how much money you make from doing this.

    Stupid person number: 876,352

  • @YouFatTuber Contractually cannot divulge my youtube revenue.

    I can say that I give my songs away for free, I don't sell swag and I am not someone who generates huge views. People who make a living at this tend to have 50-100,000 subscribers or more and millions and millions of views. In the years I have been here I have generated 1.5 mill views total.

    Meanwhile I am an artist living in Ozark County Missouri. Face it, I am one broke ass (as in empty bank account) fucker. I bet he makes more.

  • @thechurchofdave He would make more but the 1+ mil house his non working wife wanted requires that he works his guts out and therefore he equates time to money.

    I don't understand such concepts, I'm too dumb - LOL.

  • @YouFatTuber I have already had my requisite 3 heart attacks and resulting 100k heart surgeries do to similar life issues. I prefer to be broke than dead or just miserable. Now if I can find a way to not be broke while still bein happy, I am all for that :)

  • dude your music kicks ass. fuck yeah!, and fuck shirts!

  • SuperDave, i have a question,

    what is your occupation?

  • @johnbrenners I have decided to block you. I usually try to give people a few shots in case they were drunk or decide to wake up and get a life but I can see by the sorts of things you go around saying to random people on the system that you are beyond that sort of growth at this time in your life so as much as I hope you find it within yourself to find a new path in your future. That path will not include me or my comment section in the present. Sorry yer life sucks man. Hope it gets better.

  • You are the most attractive man in the world!

    -is that better?

  • @johnbrenners Yes Dear

  • What are you talking about?!?!

    My wife saw this video, and almost vomited! You might want to think about wearing a shirt, and losing the shades!

  • @johnbrenners You might want to think about finding a new way to present yourself. Or a new hobby besides searching the internet for people you feel are worthy of your attempted insults. Each exposure to your behavior only reinforces my decision to simply write you off as a troll. You exhibit absolutely nothing which gives me any reason at all to take anything you say seriously. For every negative word you type I get thousands of positives from others. Your words are meaningless.

  • @johnbrenners Are you a hater? Do you need a hug from Dave? 

  • You're the one to talk. You think of yourself as some sort of preacher, but in reality you are a little more than a lunatic. There's lot of youse on YouTube and in this world.

  • @johnbrenners Youse couldn't define what I think of myself as if someone paid youse. So far youse haven't gotten a damn thing right. An if I am so unworthy of the attention maybe youse should aughta quit givin it to me lol

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  • @johnbrenners I rarely take fashion ques from people who troll youtube and complain for a hobby. I can just see you putting yer 7 year old in front of the screen and blaming the people of youtube for your actions.  I can't imagine why any decent parent would put a 7 year old on a system like this but I guess if you can't deal with your kid, youtube is your idea of a baby sitter. If we are handing out advice, my advice to you is go raise yer kid an quit yer fuckin whining about others.

  • Ha.ha ! awsome ! that video sent was good, have you heard of "Fretkillr" on YT ? WOW! when i think of stupid people i think of the band "Suicidal Tendencies" captain stupid, best played very loudly. PEACE !

  • @johnnyz55z Don't know that one an the account was suspended so wasn't able to investigate. Glad ya liked it though :)

  • I say 'Yes Dear' to get sex. lol Great vid again !!!!

  • great song well spoken

  • You look like one of those biker gang heroin dealer people

    scary man

  • @johnbrenners Looks can be deceiving. I call it an idiot filter. People who can't get past the cover, don't deserve to get to read the book :)

  • @thechurchofdave i found you by watching a good tv show.. way to get views that way you homo. i can't believe you have a channel you are a freak.. stop making videos please.. you suck at everything.

  • Dave...you are the shit...despite being very articulate...keep it up !

  • God<Dave

  • you all need to die

  • LOL that's the fucking best

  • Damn, my ninja. You ought to record your music to mp3's cuz I would pay to own this shit. You're funnier than Jack Black and wise like Yoda. Not to be on your balls, but I just might get one of those(!) on my middle finger as well. Rock on man.

  • i dont know if youve made one already or not but if you find the time and think its something interesting id like to hear a song about people that talk during movies especially the ones that are talking about things that have nothing to do with the movie.

  • neverneededmore: Not a half bad idea :)

  • @thechurchofdave thanks also i just wanted to let you know that ive been listening to you for a little over a year now and i dont think i have ever disliked anything that youve done and i cant wait to hear more thanks for listening

  • Dave, Make a song on gay people.

  • @kidmetal48 I mostly do songs on people who annoy me. Gay people rarely annoy me.

  • @thechurchofdave

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again!

    Your the man!!

    FUCK HOMOPHOBES!

    PEACE, LOVE, NOT WAR, AND HATE MAHN!

    COME ON.... People, we should be past that these days..

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  • graybuzz1: Yeah we all have those bad days. Makin an ass outta yerself is one thing but havin the balls to stand up, say it was a mistake and apologize says a lot more ;)

    Hope yer feelin better ;)

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  • graybuzz1: Lol Yes Dear :) hahaha

  • @Dave : Awesome tune , I just recently found you . I like your style and quick intellect when doing songs like that .

    You sir are talented .

  • you a corn ball

  • Hey dave , I moved,my dog ate my lyrics, my guitar (is) really broken. till next hell and I learn anything ;like videoing,and typing . stay alive and well.- thanks, forever

  • your music is brilliant

  • Dave, you fuckin rock. This song made me chuckle quite a bit. Put a big smile on my face. Thanks, man. Keep rockin. !..!. ^^

  • I'll have 2 remember that, i think that's why my last relationship failed, I neva just said, "Yes Dear"lol

  • WOW!!!!!! all i can say is WOW!!!!! lol.

  • Don't get your fucking shorts up your arse

    lol , love it.

  • jorez44: Yes dear.

  • Wow, There is a person who will certainly drop anybody's IQ :)

  • TheDrewCareyShow: Yeah hate is contagious disease of IQ reduction and the only true cure is education and laughter.

  • Could not agree more as your song says. Education is the way to fight all the morons of the World. However, I just wonder how so much stupidity came into the lives and homes of so many families. It is sad. WTG Dave love your Videos!

  • wtfffff????? u fkn rule im just sitting and listening all ur songs

  • XdaveXdaveoX: Heheh well that's gonna cost you a fortune in therapy lol

  • cool song, thanks!!

  • TheChurchOfDave!

    DO YOU HAVE A CD? I'LL FUCKING BUY IT

  • DauntProductions:

    No sorry I do not but if you go to the link in the description you can get the MP3's for most of my songs for free:)

    Enjoy :)

  • :) Inabit

  • Goooooood :) I would like to hear some disortion there :P

  • Subscribe!!!! non subscribers are doomed!!! ;-D

  • omg....lmfao PMSL

  • ur flippin awesome, subscribed

  • your stuff rocks man keep it coming

  • Wow thats a man thats practiced "Yes dear" to the point of pro lol.

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  • aren't we all....lol

  • A friend showed me this, we both encountered one of the stupid people which we all detest.

    This song made me smile and feel better :D

  • Make us a how to video......how to tolerate stupid people....easy enough to delete them online.....harder in real life....but i aint bitter

  • Not a bad idea. I will contemplate the possibilities

  • YES DUDE

  • Yes indeed dear

  • Awesome

  • ja geci nagyXD

  • az bazmeg! rohadt nagy!

  • I love it! I love your tatts too. That is Ra (rah) on your right collar bone and what on your left? I have my ideas..  Just want to say awesome!

  • your a Poet I tell you.your right up there with ,well I don't know any poets .But if I did you be right up there with them.

  • Edgar Allen Poe perhaps

  • perhaps or Dr.Suess for adults.Maybe a mixture.He's great due very unique

  • babeokelly: I like that!

  • Man, That was awesome. If you go tryout for American Idol I will vote for you! :P

    Seriously though, Good job :)

  • dear dave,my neighboor,assaulted me becauseof you.! so,now Ii have no dave acc. but i cn read cool lips welkom ta bad kreutznach germany fascism lives!

  • great work :D

    great music

  • I love it!

  • your fokin funny man XD

  • Very nice voice there

  • YES DEAR " KurvajÓ hallod :D

  • You videos are awesome!! Your voice reminds me of Peter Steele from Type O Negative....Just super sexy!!!...:D

  • Great song man! Nice tatts too..love the mythological themes

  • I scream you win on this one Dave. Great song, Im gonna buy you a beer.

  • THIS IS MY FAV! I deal with stupid ppl all freaking day!

  • lol dude really cool ! You rock !

  • the end of the world is here at noon

    and all non-members are doomed

    yes dear lollollollollol

  • laaaailalailaillilaaaaaaail, YES DEAR!

  • Yes dear. To good to be true. Finally the world has got an anthem. Hehe.

  • Dave, you deserve super stardom.

  • kegyetlenül nagy acsávo ˇYES DEAR" XD

  • delol xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • az hátXD

  • :O:):D:C:D:S:L:É:)

    LOL

    \|\//\|

    *dies*

  • I loled!

    ..

    plz,

    yes, dear :)

  • total professional, loved it.great words, bet it was a pain in the arse or ass, if you prefer...sir.(sounds abit gay,not meant too,not thats it matters or I care)

  • your such a babe :)

    x

  • I love him so muchxD<3

  • Great work! ;)

  • Amazing!

    Props to you, man.

  • One of the idiots that this song describes (unknowingly) is Hovind.

  • hahaha great, dude

  • you are such a fantastic performer! so confident! love it. i just subscribed.

  • i know some stupid people!!!

  • lol 'shorts all bunched up ur ass' that made me laugh so much :D

  • you're so good at singing and making lyrics!

  • Again, dude the invite is there or we will come there; scary dave your the only church I believe in! Check my channel you are the man! We need to go to the beach to sing and party where are you? Be there or be square!

  • "Stumbled Upon" this guy - now I am a fan

  • Oh wow XDD

    And then they start dancing.

    xDDDDD

    Yes dear......

    Good grief I love you XDD

    Becky xxx

  • FUCKING AMAZING!

  • Great Song! Love it

  • then they start dancing, and screaming 'i win'

    shakespeare, pure shakespeare.

  • :D love it

  • Oh, man. This had me in tears. Perfect score.

  • this song is about me!

    except I don't talk.. I just think

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

  • i think its so funny how this guy is the coolest guy and looks like a hard core biker guy =)

  • your realy gd at writing lyrics :P

  • I been doin a lot of yes dears lately

  • this song kicks ass lol i downloaded it and put it on my ipod and a cd 4 my truck and its funny as hell

  • Can you throw up the lyrics in the description? :P

  • Daves expressions are always Priceless! he makes me laugh with his Awesomeness! I VOTE FOR A MOVEMENT! ALL HAIL THE CHURCH OF DAVE! We're the new establishment! and if they say we cant USE THE HOLY PRAYER!!! FUCK YOU!

  • Amen brother ;)

  • Nice song!

  • Nice, definitely subscribed :)

  • brilliant. like your videos - gonna subscribe! :)

  • YES Dave!

  • OMG LOL its awesome!

  • love it dave!

  • Really good lyrics in this XD

  • why were u lughing whenever yo would say yes dear?

  • gota watch more of his vids