The Gamers 2 Dorkness Rising Sub ITA parte 4/11

[Perkyguy]

that albino tranny is freaky

[thgehawk141]

cant wait till they get enough money 4 gamers 3

[PerfectKirby]

Flin: Look, Sir Osric, an evil doer outside!

*dice clatter*

Osric: WHAT?!?!  GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[ShadowReiku]

GOD I LOVE PALADINS.

[Lordgirsa]

Fantastico

[Ubot]

bell

[imaloony8]

"Come forth so that I may smite thee with my mighty blade!"

"'Smite thee with my mighty blade?'"

"SHUT UP!"

[Lioself]

"hey babe..my spells require somatic components" rofl!!

[ReneeC43]

hilarious thanks for posting it!

[Cross3dPoisons]

"smight thee with my mighty blade", reference/quote from the first film

[hippieninja2494]

LOOK Sir Osrik, an EVIL doer OUTSIDE! WHAAATT?!!! LOL

[iunbewgh]

"Flinn What does the barmaid say?"

-"Oh yes, oh yes, oh god, yes"

xD

[Waaaghboss40k]

But,you're a woman.Oh, of course

[MeLikeTheOthers]

a 6:47 "u suck" sarebbe "fai schifo" non puzzolenti XD

[Thilath]

DECEIVERS!

HE'S OVER THERE!

THOU SHALT DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS!

glorious XD

[Evological]

Why do the come down so hard on the Bard? I've had wonderful times playing and playing with bards. It is funny though :)

[ScarletWitch25]

4:50 - 5:00 ROTFL!!! The paladin is that stupid??

[Yekkt]

@ScarletWitch25 not necessarily, you only need to bluff high enough, with maximum points in bluff you can take someones sword and tell him it is yours (SG: 50) or steal his shorts or something else, what is normaly imposibel. Welcome to d&d. That is why the gamers are that good.

[anto8905]

lol.

[Glasya666]

God, I love paladins.

[jblcn1042]

How about a little girl on girl action?

[Nikkodemis]

LMAO

"Stupido"

[weldonwin]

Zombie Ninjas in a western setting?... Hmmm, just call them zombie assassins that should work out I think

[101jir]

I am still laughing at the paladine from 4:20 to 5:50 after watching it about 5 times. SO FUNNY! LOL

[101jir]

That paladine is my hero. Of course, such behavior usually gets me killed by my own party (but its fun while it lasts!)

[t0pfpflanze]

5:03 to be honest it was a shoryuken, but non the less awesome xD

[Sendobren]

"puzzolenti" WHAT THE FUCK?

[greengrendel]

2:00 jedi mind trick?

[Bloodius]

Hadouken? She did a shoryuken.

[JheakrynaKyAlur]

@Bloodius

and said hadouken

[TheAivan95]

grazie mille a chi ha fatto la SUB!!

[Dictator300]

0:40 Exactly where in the hell was it that Cass's character hit him? It really looks like he hit him anally. xD

[RedBzerkr]

A Hadoken is not a spinning uppercut, that would be a shoryuken.

[WhiteTiger225]

"I want to seduce her next!"

"Dude.. you're a chick"

HOMOPHOBE D:<

[FreddeX91]

God i love paladins, they are always tough-son-of-a-guns but they usually got a really low intellegence score so you can really go things like that.

Rouge: "Hey look a shiny sword!"

Paladin: "Where!?"

Rouge: "Right there on the other side of town!"

(the paladin runs outside)

Rouge: (while searching through the paladins stuff) "sucker!"

[101jir]

@FreddeX91 Happened in your party?

[FreddeX91]

@101jir Naah but it happend to a friend of mine, his character was a classic "min-max" case where he had been allowed to move around his stats to the extreme so his character was really strong and built like a brickhouse but had no intellegence (or anything else for that matter) to talk of. Anyway since he was the party leader he thought he had "dibs" on everything and took all the things they found even if he didn't need it and another player, a chaotic rouge, decided to make things even. ;)

[101jir]

@FreddeX91 Funny!

[FreddeX91]

@101jir Hehe yeah, he is still talking about it whenever any of us mentions Role-playing games and always makes sure his character got a high intelligence after that one :)

[lachilein]

The ninjas are just unfair. The GM did stress its an WESTERN style scenario.

Horny bard FTW ;-)

[KittenIgnition]

hey.. he said "smite thee with my mighty blade!"

[XxAngeliniaxX]

WET WILLY!

[OrochimaruProduction]

I love that...

'Yes I Do, Bardic Knowledge'

-gets a note-

'Thank you'

-reads one side looks up and smiles whilst Cass (I believe is his name) is turning his finger mouthing 'flip it' and then goes on-

I call that a fail of epic proportion my friends

[joshclay93]

i love the smight thee w/ my mighty blade reference

[BamaToon]

I like how the blonde wizard goes from a dude to a hot chick whenever the dude playing the character forgets that his character is female.

[PerfectKirby]

@BamaToon

No, I think it's the other way around, lol. He becomes a dude when he forgets he's a hot chick, then becomes a chick when he remembers again. XD

[MisterZimbabwe]

Wait, did she just say "hadoken" while doing an uppercut?

I have lost all respect for these people!

[Jakegothicsnake]

@MisterZimbabwe Dude, it's a gag, cool it.

[MisterZimbabwe]

@Jakegothicsnake Yeah, I know, that was sarcasm. But, such is the shortcomings of these basic text interfaces.

[Gorshum]

WHAT!?

[meirus]

I like how she says Hadouken then does an uppercut.

[condidiot]

the part where he says "Do your worst, I will never tell!" at 4:13 sounds just like our dm when he is the bad guy.

[LeafyRory]

"I'm Mort Agrippa,

you see....I can draw zombie ninjas!

Are they zinjas?

Are they nombies?

I don't know!" X°D

Ahahahahahahahahah è un capolavoro!

[condidiot]

"Did... did you ever find that evil do'er?"

"He escaped.  My shame knows no bounds."

"Yeah, you suck."

[Luigifan41374]

is this italian sub



[umbriel84]

@Luigifan41374 yep

[xWhyxArexWexHerex]

At 1:57, did the monk just use the Jedi Handwave? O_o

[RRProductionz]

@xWhyxArexWexHerex yes he did, yes he did.

[Mommenizer]

6:45 xD

[hcig]

HADOOOOOUKEN!

oh god, i laughed heartily

[righteouswolf1]

streatching out the waves which SUCKED!....

silence

(osrick motions to go on)

.....OUT! the sea kings power!

LOL XD

[Gerritt94]

'he tripped, and on the way down, he beat himself...to death' lololol

[potatoelover95]

YOU ALL HAVE NO FUCKING BALLLLLLS

[TheRougeStallion]

ok seeing as how this is a geek movie I gotta geek out a bit, The sorceress says Hadouken when torturing the evil dude. Hadouken is a fireball, what she did was upper cut him... that's shoryuken. Ok now that my geekiness has subsided slightly let's move on in this amazing quest of D&D :D

[gagaplex]

"...which sucked!" LOL

[thedragon133]

"Deceivers! This ends now!"

"He's over there!"

*starts shouting* *turns around again*

XDDDD

and they really use the phrase "I will smite thee with my mighty blade." again :D

[bibojeska]

00:41 - Locanda del FANGO VUOTO!

LoOoL

[Diashkas]

upload the original next vids plz!

[YougotFacepalm]

I knew a guy who played a paladin a lot. They really do that

[yoster39]

9:07 comincia la mia scena preferita XD

[TheIceThorn]

Un po' mal tradotto comunque è stupendo ^^

[revenge425]

the first story was more coll than this but it's good anyway^^

[LysheannedeLlij]

Mort Agrippa has an interesting haircut. I´d love to meet his hairdresser. xD

[Bread23000]

"i can draw ninja zombies! are they zinjas!? are they nombies!? i don't know!"

[peri2502]

@artwallis I'm very impressed by your knowledge, since you seem to know every single gamer in every country all over the world. Makes you wonder why there are D&D rulebooks in italian, spanish, japanese and so on.

[artwallis]

Yeah, but only that 4th edition crap.

[ClarusInPugna]

Your ass. We have the same editions there are in the U.S.A.

[ponzus]

In Italy we have EVERY edition... -,-

[icianthea]

@peri2502 Whoa dang! I felt that burn all the way over here!

[WhiteTiger225]

cool story bro

[TheAssist]

For an NPC, Osric is my favourite character.

[Sanguinius27]

The best is the part:

''They can't let evil acts happen,it's his alignment''

''Yeah,they are lawful stupid''

The best discription of a paladin ever^^

[chocobosfantasy]

love this! to bad the orgignal of the 4,5,6,7,8,9,10 and 11 were put down

[admiralshadaw]

zombninjas i swear to god though the day theres zoidburg ninjas i quit the game of life.

[hellchild0001]

5:05 for a low budget movie that is some good acting

[Sanguinius27]

I shall smithy with my mighty blade^^

They had to take that out of the first part ;).

[jilloplo]

So wait, Osric is fanatically religious, and torture is dishonorable, but he lets adultery go by without even a dirty look? Oh well.

[Sanguinius27]

As a Paladin he has to stop people,who hearts or kill others but it is not his job to interrupt them in bed ;).

That is the job of an Inquisitor.

[jilloplo]

Ah, thank you for correcting me, good sir.

[tyleratthegates]

i thought the one chick was kinda sexy. now theres 2!

[messatsu1981]

i sottotitoli sono fatti coi piedi chi cazzo ha subbato sta cosa...un demente?

[Smoshismyreligion]

are they zinjas, are they nombies

[Suthek]

I don't know

[DerVagabundli]

ninjazombies?^^

[Razz1024]

dude does that monk think he's a jedi?

[newyorkdiner]

'stop necromancing yourself" lol

[tptem]

desynched

[ninjask8er13]

Your lawful-stupid

[newyorkdiner]

lol

[pilsforboys]

@ninjask8er13 You're* Lawful-Stupid.

[shovethissite]

@ninjask8er13

MY Lawful Stupid?

[PoisonWar]

FEAR NOT!! I HAVE RETURNED!

*plays on guitar*

[Bread23000]

technically its a mandolin

[Akmampenlat]

"show yourself, so that i might smite thee with my mighty blade"

E' esattamente quello che diceva il Barbaro in The Gamers 1, quando compariva l'immagine della principessa nel fuoco XDD

[horriblevista]

Quando il paladino dice "I may smite thee with my mighty blade!" non so se avete notato ma c'è una citazione di The Gamers 1, quando il barbaro minaccia il fantasma della principessa dicendo la stessa cosa, e viene preso in giro per i termini decisamente troppo epici e ricercati.

[seguacedialko]

al 5:03 hadoken???

[GavilanOrd]

Lol, I think she's referring to Street Fighter - Ryu's Hadoken strike.

[seguacedialko]

yeah of course!!!!LOOOOOL

[Tomgrandelf]

looool

[TriaMaxwell]

I know, that was his uppercut.... Hadoken is the fireball.

[verbillion91]

hadoken is from a video game called street fighter. its a fighting game, believe the name of the characters that says that is Ryu? idk its been like 10 years since ive played it

[KatanaGeldar]

Love the DM's note there.

[peri2502]

Jen looks sooo much better in that outfit than Gary :)

[iperauron]

Il bardo del manuale del giocatore fa schifo, ma con tutti i talenti e le classi di prestigio solo per lui che hanno creato rischia seriamente di diventare una macchina da guerra

[walnutpearl]

this is some funny shit

[Pozzen]

6:48 LOOOOOOOOOOL

[Jasperiswinning]

AGREED ^ ^

[rabbercio]

sono un bardo, se sai giocarlo è un ottimo pg

[nichelio]

guarda non volgio discutere, ma anche se mi piace un sacco come classe e l'o sia giocata che gestita come master, devo ammettere che rispetto alle altre classi il bardo risulta un po' + debole (certo non quanto qua dato che è messo in satira ^^) a meno che giochi una campagna meno gioco di ruolo e più gioco di narraizone, cioè come mondo di tenebra nel qual caso diventa un pg non bellissimo, ma stupendo da giocare^^. Poi ripeto degustibus^^

[gorterk]

lol l inutilita' del bardo ma nella 4 edizione l anno tlto o ce nel libro del giocatore 2 ?

[corporulez]

che schifo 1 guerriero al 9 livello 45 pf

[Holycleric89]

Sai com'è, un guerriero con i talenti da schivata e qualcosa come 35 di Classe Armatura non è che se ne faccia molto di più punti ferita... specialmente con le regole della 3.0 il guerriero può fare praticamente tutto quello che ha fatto la ragazza :) bè forse eccetto portale l'intervallo di critico fino a 13-20 (anche se rimuovendo con un cavillo una regolina si può portare l'intervallo di critico di un fioretto da 18-20 a 12-20 XD)

[dimi0990]

6:51 BWAUHAHUAHUAUHSAUHAUHAUHAHU

[LucaBlackDragon]

I Paladini sono decisamente I MIGLIORI!

"Show yourself, villain!

Thou can't not escape my justice!

Come forward, so that I may smite thee with my mighty blade!

The truth shall descend upon thy weakedness as an angel of righteous fury!"

[Pirzio8587]

maledetti paladini!!!!

[OWA9999]

HADOUKEN!

XD

[StevenPantera]

muhahaha Glory to the Paladins!!!

[GreatUmbe]

I am Mort Agrippa.I can control ninja zombies.Or are they Zinjas?Or Nombies?I DUNNO!!!ROFL.

[Gobrid]

"Stop necromaziong yourself! Stop necromazing yourself!"

"Look Sir Osric! An evildorer's outside!"

rotol rotol rotol.

"WHAT????"

Fantastico...