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cmpunkfan34 3 weeks ago
schimmel, greg giraldo, and bill burr best of all time. Burrs the only one left
nauticalcross 3 months ago
One of the best of all time!
MrMichaelMaggot 9 months ago
Ooh, uuh, uuh, oh yeah, you're the boss, you're the boss
Tansey81 1 year ago
I didnt know he had been in an accident.. Im angry as hell
alcoholic2anextreme 1 year ago
great delivery
fixitluis 1 year ago
the other sharks are looking now, it doesnt look good LOL
fallenone9999 1 year ago
"Now i know why you rescued me from the pound, you pervert" - lmao!
SC1A 1 year ago
how do they know who your dentist is????? SCREAMING>>>LAUGHING>>>>CRYING
BetteDavisMimic 1 year ago
Robert Schimmel........What a Classic Act you were. Will miss you dearly.
Thanks for all the Great Humour and your fine style of Dress, you were so HOT!
You made it as an ICON in Comedy, you made your mark.
chicagoSUGANO 1 year ago 2
RIP BOB
Edwardgal99 1 year ago
R.I.P make me laugh man.
steelerbaby6x 1 year ago
RIP Robert Schimmel, you were a gifted genius
bluescat59 1 year ago
RIP Robert Schimmel
bluescat59 1 year ago
Schimmel !
willbilly2fistmcgee 1 year ago
"psst, over here behind the bush!" x]
iamthedevilsreject 2 years ago
Awesome comedy! Robert is so casual, truely one of the best comedies ever, I am still crying from some of the lines
dickcheneysuxdick 2 years ago
He is the funniest dude alive I swear !!!
mxracing6 2 years ago
Hey! Thats my shirt! LOL
Steveypoo101 2 years ago 2
you borrowed the popsicle???did you put it back?
fleshgod 3 years ago 17
I had the exact same idea. (When I watched the clip for the third time.)
wittyvegan 2 years ago
oh my god, listening to this makes me spit on my screen from laughing so hard.
thedeathofstjimmy 3 years ago 5
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FeelOfFriction 2 years ago
robert schimmel is the greatest comedian since george carlin.End of story.
johnbedtime 3 years ago 21
@johnbedtime Richard Pryor?
SethHesio 1 year ago
@johnbedtime Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison should be remembered too. I still agree with you with the carlin comparison
HarlanKristofferson1 7 months ago
@HarlanKristofferson1 Hicks and schimmel were way 2 amazing for there time.
yurplekush 5 months ago
2:10-2:20..I pissed my pants when I first heard this!! LOL Bob you rule!!!
ratedrsuperstar81 3 years ago 2
You're lucky, I was about shitting mines ! Hahahaha ! Pure gold !
Pistolero24 2 years ago
@ratedrsuperstar81 I'm still crying listening to that part! that has to be in the top ten of funniest stand-up moments ever
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