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  • Very stupid

  • It's no doubt false. It's impossible, and she would look almost like an ancient mummy at that age: )

  • like you have a choice in how old you're going to get.....

  • People get 157 years old? "That's how the world works"...*sigh* Don't believe everything you read man.

  • Lol in our gen by the time were 50 the world will end...

  • your a fag.

  • I don't think I want to be that old

  • this is soooooo bullshit.

    absolutely untrue.

    people are so gullible. sad to see doren fall for this one.

  • I would only want to live as long as my wife.

  • @sooseiji That's a very naive attitude. In the end, who knows how you'll feel about your wife in ten years? Maybe you'll be divorced and remarried with three new kids. Who knows? In the end something else might happen that makes you not want to live as long as your wife, or something might happen that will make you want to live longer (after all there are many things and causes to fight and live for, just look at James Randi for example).

  • @damillionmalania I was speaking more in terms of old age. I wouldn't really want to live to 157 years-old if I had to spend the last 50 years depressed due to losing my wife (first wife or otherwise). Other people may do something career related, change the world, whatever. All I want is to get married, have kids, live comfortably. I figure I'd have to spend a year or two alone in the end, during that time I would write, paint, etc. That may not be what will happen, but that is what I want.

  • No, I don't even want to see 50.

  • Turinah is the way to go!!

  • Quality of life is much more important than longgevity. everyone keeps going on about "long life" yet do they concider that if you lived to be 100 that life quality might be drastically reduced, the real question should be, what QUALITY of life do you want, as I say, I would rather only live to 40 and be happy and healthy those 40 years then to fall ill young and suffer for another 80+ years, sometime death is a better option, you can't escape it so you may as well acept it.

  • I would do it, if I was happy and healthy, QUALITY of life is probualy more important than life it's self. I would like to live that long if my body was healthy and able and I hade no finacial debt or other problems. I would rather die at 40 and have hade a happy life then go on the live to over 100 confined to a whealchair. How come it's only poor countries that seem to have these anciet people? Surley the richer countries with better life stley would harbour more oldies?

  • This woman EXAGGERATED HER AGE. There is no way her nor her daughter are the ages that they claim. The oldest person ever to live was Jeanne Louise Calment of France (February 21, 1875-August 4, 1997) aged 122 years, 164 days. She was a fully documented supercentenarian.

  • @CrazyCoyote100 Amasing, thats like having someone who was 100 in 1989 and still having time to live. 122 is amazing, 157 is just silly. Notice how it's always really poor countiries that make these claims?

  • My grandfather is in his 90s and has used computers all his life. He spends a lot of his day on the computer. I'd love to live to be 100 and beyond as I could do so much with my life and witness great technological development and new discoveries.

  • @DarthMaul8065

    That's very interesting. When you say that he used computers all his life, do you mean to say that he worked as a "computer" early in his life, back when that term was used to describe the operator of a difference engine or programmable computer, rather than the machine itself? Or did he merely have access to abaci or mechanical desktop calculators or the like for the early years, and then to more advanced hardware when such became commercially viable?

  • @PanzerDivisionBOM I didn't say he worked "as a computer". I said he has used computers throughout his life, i.e. throughout his career. He worked for Kodak and had to use the very large computers they had in earlier times and gradually smaller and more modern computers as times went by. And when personal computers became available, he purchased a personal computer and has always bought newer and newer computers up to the present day.

  • Heck yeah, I would totally do it! My great-grandmother is 91, of sound mind, and more mobile than a lot of people 20 years younger than her. I showed her how to use a Droid last time we met up. And I'm sure I could invent some gravity-defying hover chair in the 130 years between now and then. Who wouldn't want one of those?

  • Hell, I'd love to live to be that old. Think of everything she's seen and experienced. Even in the later shitty years you could just watch TV or something.

  • yes i would it would be interesting to see that much history go by you it would be so fascinating

  • I'd like to experience clean air and water again, or a generally better global environment, be involved with projects that can take around 50 years or even more.

  • No I would not like to live that long. I don't want to be a shell of my former self any longer do I have to.

  • Yes why not!

  • Her vagina must be like a burlap pouch.

  • who cares 

  • I wouldn't cause I would see all my friends die as I live. I would also see how the world gets more fucked up by each day and die of depression instead of a heart-attack like I should.

  • If I were 157, I could imagine my body would suck. If I'd foreseen this, I'd want an exoskeleton suit similar to the Hal 5 made for my personal use, and I'd ,most likely work with scientists as best I could to improve human longevity, and slowing the process of aging. If I could foresee this all, I would have invested a ridiculous sum of money to earn interest off of it to pay for said stuff.

  • @justicetrooper It's body reformation that I'd worry about most off, exoskeleton would allow my body worsen and deteriorate faster due to lack of physical energy exerted while relying more on a mechanical operative. Especially a machine that may be hard to repair in itself if it were so advanced in a less advanced culture that is more susceptible to be expensive to repair/reproduce parts.

  • @XaneCrazy I see. I'd probably only use it when out and about. Some form of exercise would be a necessity to maintain the body that long. It'd just be the icing on the cake that'd prevent me from being a weakling.

  • Hell yes! I could make a lot of money selling my story. My "secret". Or I could meet so many people. I could teach so many people and help them gain a better understanding of life because living to be 157... you must gain a lot of insight. I am only 21 and I make realizations about life all the time. I get a moment of clarity about once or twice a month. Imagine that times 8! :O

  • I would live as long as possible if I could be of sound mind and body. After all, the evidence suggests this is the only life we get and it's all the better if I can make it last longer.

  • IF I was 157 I would probably kill myself

  • @edgarreyes14 Why wait til 157?

  • id imagine its very likley to be fake like all these claimants they conveniently lose there birth certificates

  • @gatorfresh well if they havn't seemed to find it after 156 years i would belive that

  • @gatorfresh but then agen back then brith certificates where not iron clad and porly keep track of

  • @gatorfresh Um 150 years ago.... No birth Certificates...... Maybe your joking. People shouldn't be that dumb. Either way your joke/sarcasm sucks and 7 people are just as lame.

  • @RELLIKPIR

    so you think that these so called 150 plus people are real.

    and there weren't any birth certificates 157 years ago.

    ok then...apparently i'm dumb and lame.

  • @gatorfresh

    Man you have the worst sarcasm ever. It neither bites nor humors. It just makes me disappointed. Do I believe it for sure. No. Do I think it impossible. No. Age is a combination of dozens of factors within and outside a persons control. To say it is impossible when you have 90-100 year old people who smoked or chewed tobacco and drank. She could be that 1 among billions that exceeds imagination. Like people with IQ's over 200 except she just lived forever.

  • @RELLIKPIR

    i'm not been sarcastic

    i'd imagine it's impossible

    but maybe it's not

  • @gatorfresh She is in Indonesia, She probably never had a birth certificate.

  • @TheEnglishAtheist1 Thats what im thinking,

  • You sir, are an idiot

  • Yea- Think of all the history and progress I would see (though History and my life would be the same). I know I would probably be a huge pessimist.

  • why are people believing this garbage... stop posting about this fake shit and post about Lady Gaga's new bra or something... This is just as bad as reporting Big Foot sightings....

  • @Brandonduboff

    it's worse than big foot,at least that's plausable

  • I REALLY cant believe this.

    That being said:

    I want to live as long as I enjoy it.

    I dont know what will happen years from now, but as long as my body works without any machinery, and as long as I have got a friend in the world... why not, I guess.

  • I bet she is a two pack a day smoker too

  • @Zohnerism Well she smoke kretek cigarettes all her life she says.

  • I would TOTALLY live to be 157 if I was still in good physical shape and of sound mind. Think of all the knowledge and wisdom you could pass on to your younger peers.

  • Although I highly doubt that is true, this brings up the idea of medical and technological sciences being able to make people immortal. What do you think about? Do you think that we should wait until we have colonized other planets so we don't overpopulate? Do you think that people should have to wait till a certain age to make the decision? Would human euthanasia be OK when people are finally done with livign? Is there a fear of harmful people with immortality?

  • @AlbinoZebra100 so wait are you saying she is immortal

  • @fsxpilot123456 Are you stupid?

  • @AlbinoZebra100 no dumbfuck

  • hell no i would be in pain

  • shut up ass lol umm if I could I would like to live as long as the sun is still keeping the world going

  • anybody who's even a casual alcohol drinker would lose too many braincells by that age

  • Hmm, well if you do, obviously you're making out like a bandit with regard to Social Security. But in addition, if your extra years are all miserable because your body has broken down ... then no way! But if we assume the retirement age and your ACTIVE, enjoyable years are proportionately raised ... then heck yeah! Life is good, enjoy it while you can.

  • would I do it hell no, unless I didn't age. Yeah thats how I want to spend the last 90 and some years worrying about breaking a hip.

  • Could not Imagine being on this planet for 150 years. My grandma is 90 and she says she has seen to much already.

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  • I'd love to be immortal

  • @greenghost2008 you will regret that decision when the time comes ._.

  • @Dodroble Why would somebody regret that if they still had stuff to do with their life?

  • Wow. Just to think this lady was 36 years old when Adolf Hitler was born...

  • @Handheldgamer: HEY! That's the plot to up! You win!

  • Sure I would love to live so long. No matter how things seem in America now, I can't believe that so many self proclaimed patriots and "rational" people are spouting the most absurd chicken little predictions about the US. Guess what, things are that bad!

  • No, of course not. How much fun can to live in this world for one and a half century and see everybody you ever knew die two times over?

  • Hey! Its Moe Rocca!

  • no, even being of sound mind and agood heart, the human body is still deteriorating, not a day past 80 for me, If I haven't lived a full life by then well at that point I'm just friggen done.... 59 years later, FOR GOD"S SAKE LET ME LIVE ANOTHER YEAR!

  • Hell yeah I would live that long.

  • I'm 35 and considering the U.S. will be totally bankrupt by the time I am 57 (actually a bit later, but play along), I don't think I'd even want to live through another hundred years of that.

  • @UTubekookdetector there are other countries besides America and they aren't all bad

  • BEAUT: I see your point, but most European countries have massive entitlement and public-sector pension liabilities as well, so it's not looking all that good out there. I suppose we can all just start taking Soros' advice and print as much money as we can. We'll just inflate all that debt away.

  • @UTubekookdetector joke? i cant tell if your are being sarcastic. i feel like it's a safe assumption but there are crazies on the internet.

  • BEAUT: You didn't know about the financial liabilities of entitlement programs and public-sector pensions? Wow, where were you "educated"?

  • I'm not certain I'd actually want to live that long, but if I were so destined, I suppose I'd be at a point in life where I could pretty much do anything I wanted with minimal ramifications (I wouldn't go on a shooting rampage or anything... I'd just mess with people all the time). I think I'd go through a period where I feigned dementia, maybe one where I ran around naked in the streets (we're going streaking!), or whatever. Who knows? Could be depressing, the loss of everyone else, though.

  • No, I would not want to live that long UNLESS my loved ones lived as long as I did. To not have my husband and kids and friends would just not be worth having those added years.

  • I'd probably kill myself by the time I am 50 if our government does not turn around by 2013.

    If I somehow live past 50, I would explore the world in search of a legendary bird that we have little evidence of and eventually create technology that can make dogs talk and start killing people one by one because I think they are after the bird and eventually fall off my blimp when one of my biggest fan's husband's house attached to balloons pulls me off.

  • IDK what that menes

  • I would do it if I was not totally disabled.

  • I want to live to 157 so that I can keep a accurate record of ways Congress tries to screw the people. So of course I'd be of sound mind.

  • It would be very interesting to live that long, that's all that I can say, and I want it :)

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  • I would not want to be that long lived. I am 55 and it is bad enough to survive my wife's passing, the passing of some of my high school friends and the passing of older coworkers. To live so long as this woman reportedly has and realize that everything and everyone you knew and loved is gone. What a feeling of being alone in the world. Like the fictional character in Highlander, the sadness of that story is that he outlives his place in time where all his loved ones lived.

  • I hope my spirit lives forever, but this body? No thanks, I look forward to a better afterlife!

  • As a musician, I'd love to be able to live that long. Imagine the possibilities!!!!!!!

  • UNFREAKIN BELIEVEABLE!!

  • I want to live to 157 so I can vote against Democrats139 times!!!!!!

  • PLeeeease one step at a time...we ALL need toget through 2012 first!!!

  • I would live forever if I could, even if I didn't keep my somewhat youthful body because I really don't think there's much of anything left after your body dies, and I think that sucks. I don't care about aging, as long as I'm still in good shape mentally. Look at Steven Hawkings, he'll never commit suicide.

  • Usually I'd say yes but with the way things are going in the good ole us of a...I dunno.

  • What fun is a sound mind without a sound body?

  • The REAL determining factor: Would I still kick ass on Halo?

  • @LeQuack147 Severe arthritis of the thumbs.

  • She was 49 when she had a child in... 1902? YEah likely!

  • @5Cats it was adopted

  • Meh, I'll be ready to check out when I'm about 50. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live to be 157.

  • Yes!

  • 157 would be pretty sweet... It would be sad to see friends and family pass, but at the same time you can at least still be involved in and experience an ever-changing world . Although, if given the choice, I'd prefer the "lifespan" of a Tolkien Elf myself ;-)

  • When a 40 year old woman gives birth, the life expectancy of her child has already lessened. Why didn't she proclaim this years ago? She has been the oldest person alive for what? over 30 years.. Unbelievable

  • @ballzydan the kid was adopted

  • In this time? Hell no. in 30 years muslims will be a majority in my country and with no signs of resistance or awakening the death of my culture and my country will not be something I would want to suffer through and bear witness to alive. I would rather die in battle now than experience a colonisation without opposition.

  • Nanotechnology's engineering problems will be solved in 20 to 30 years. If offense develops first, all life dies; if defense comes first, all poverty and disease, including aging, vanish.

    The first molecular manufacturing machine costs trillions; each additional one nothing. Assuming humanity survives, middle-aged or younger people have an excellent chance of living indefinitely in perfect health, with washboard abs and six-million-dollar-man senses.

    It's not science fiction; it's science.

  • Being of sound mind AND body, mind you... There's no point in being lucid and with the wisdom of 157 years of life if you are bedridden.

    It'd be sad to see all your friends and even children die in the process, but if I could reach that age with the energy to travel around, I'd be in for it. I always say one lifetime, even two, are not long anough to enjoy all that the worls has to offer us.

  • PRE-bp oil spill, maybe, now! never, i think ten more years and our climate will be outta control

  • That sounds like along time ... I'm not even 40 yet and that seems like forever!

    I'd do it with the following conditions: family, love, freedom, and books.

  • sure i would do it i would be famous if nobody else lived that long also doctores would want to talk to me how i did it even want to see my genes now. and just think i would alwasy date younger girls

  • An americain loudmouth?!

    what a surprise. Boy you are so different from all the others...

    Please tell us how the world works.

    

  • 157? Bah, that's way too short! I would rather live much longer than that!

  • If I lived to be 90, and I was in Indonesia, I'd be like, "Get me the hell out of here... Preferably somewhere near an American theme park, because this Indonesia thing has been boring the hell out of me." ... Of course, one ride on a Six Flags rollercoaster, and that would be the end of it. That would suck for everyone in line behind me, because there would be a delay as they removed my corpse. That's no way to go out.

  • @Bunker91 (after 157 years of swatting flies away from my face and eating rotten bird eggs...)

  • @Bunker91 Have you ever been to Indonesia??

  • @RespectfulDiscourse Yes. Papua, New Guinea... Bali... All of the neighboring countries... I was in the military for 6 years active duty. I've been all over Southeast Asia... and Southwest Asia. I was stationed in Asia for 5 years. We didn't frequent the "tourist" spots most people are familiar with, and neither do the people native to the region.

  • Bummer. She's lived all those years in Indonesia??? What a waste of time...

  • With the world going the way it is, I would have to say I simply don't know. On one hand, you have all the misery and anguish throughout the world but on the other hand, you could get away with going up to President Obama and slapping him across the face and saying, 'what the hell are you doing. I've seen this several times in my life and they all turn out the same way."

  • It's highly unlikely that a 49yo woman had a child 108 years ago.

  • @djacobox372

    Someone living to 108 is highly unlikely.

  • @djacobox372 I just read the official news article in the description. Lee kinda messed up the story alittle. The 157 year old lady didn't have a child. The daughter Lee referred to was actually adopted by the older women.

  • OF COURSE I would. People always despairage old age, but it's LIFE, people. For the vast majority of circumstances, I'll take living over not living.

  • a hell no. they don't make exercise equipment for people over 100

  • I'm of mixed emotions. There's so much that I want to accomplish in my life, and knowing that I'm about to enter the latter half of my existence (assuming the average life span of a human male to be 82 years) is really depressing.

  • I was wondering how many times Obama uses the words IT'S COMPLICATED. I mean how dumb does he think we all are. You try to get a straight answer from him and all we get is IT'S COMPLICATED. So could you find out not just for me but for all of us average joes out there thanks.

  • @Lymandog When he says it's complicated it means he's to stupid to understand it, and it really doesn't have to be very complicated for that to be the case. As far as how dumb he thinks we are, he thinks everyone out here is on the level of the morons that voted for him, or at least he wishes we were.

  • @Lymandog It's because he has no clue himself!.....And usually, the 'complicated' remedies are the worst possible direction to take. Most will agree, that KISS, (keep it simple stupid) goes a LONG way. And cheaper to implement too. But what do I know? I am just a minion. Sigh.

  • Really I wouldn't know, it is I guess a blessing but a curse at the same time. But if God wanted me that long then I guess so.

  • I imagine the 60 years between wanting to die and waiting to break a record aren't that fun

  • She did that without Obama care?

  • @hawkermustang your comment says volumes!  thumbs up!

  • @hawkermustang yea all without socialism.. whod a thunk it.

  • I don't think I could take 157 years of humanity's bullshit

  • 157? Hell, I don't think I'll make it to forty. [lights up, takes a drink]

  • I think it's a little fishy. An almost 200 years old human? 

  • @regelemihai

    Almost? 50 years is quite a long time.

  • you would have a lot of wisdom to share.

  • Only if I could find a young, hot 80 year old chic to spend my time with.

  • @AutoSear my granny is 81

    How much ? 10 bucks ?

  • Yep, I sure would. My retirement would be longer than the time I worked. Who doesn't want vacation for the majority of their life? I'd be the oldest, tannest, fun lovin-est prune on the beach!

  • I would like to quote Sergeant Major Daniel Joseph "Dan" Daly "Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?"

  • If this is true, she was born before the Civil War.

  • yea i really doubt the validity of that claim

  • I would do it only if I am physically and mentally well.

  • Isn't michael dougals 159???

  • our newspaper said she smokes clove sigarettes. (belgium)

    I would say yes to your proposal the longer the better. When you're not into it anymore you can end it earlier, but you couldn't choose to live longer when your time has come, right?

    so i guess i might try one of these cigarettes :-D

  • i would because then i could see what happens like technology science ecosystem but i wouldnt like seeing so many friends and family members die :(

  • People never live that long in America, maybe its the water? If we did I would live to 157 hell id live to 257!

  • I would love to be that old. I be like "When I was a kid we didn't have to be microchiped and forcefully sterilized and live in a communist dictatorship" lol.. What I am pestimistic.

  • If god let's me.

  • I would live to 157 only if I could be of sound BODY too!

  • Not in today's shitty world.

  • If I was 157 years old I'd be telling your grandparents those "when I was your age" stories shiiiiit

  • 157? Not a chance if the women all look like Helen Thomas.

  • Heck yeah!

  • im going to try ........

    all lifes very best all the time.

  • Yes, absolutely. I think it might be the only way I get to see flying cars in my lifetime.

  • yea i would want to live to be over one hundred ONLY if the left is out of power - other wise the world will not be worth living in.

  • Never would I want to live past 100. What are you going to do? Roll around in a wheel chair? You can't do anything fun or interesting if you have limited mobility.

  • @samtaekwondo123 100 years from now, there will virtual reality and untold things to do when over 100

  • I find the prospect of such a long life quite horrifying. It reminds me of the lyrics of the Rush song "Xanadu."

  • sure, to enjoy the changes in 'weather'! (weather being everything!)

  • It would be interesting to do. You could literally win any argument you get into by citing "experience".