Chronicle of the Annoying Quest: Episode 1

[MrOwlsRule]

Celibate means never gonna have sex

[vkmicro2]

@MrOwlsRule captain obvious strikes again... nice use of google bro

[MrOwlsRule]

For anyone who doesn't know what celibate means it means you will never have sex.

[TheAwesomoe]

Uploaded 5.5 years ago... Damn :)

[09hotie1]

is it just me or (sry i keep commenting but im so bored) do they say "well i dont think we have much of a choice" a lot?

[isleschild]

This is the place where the theeeme song would gooo -- if it were done, but it's not!

[ProblemOfficer3000]

Nostalgia blast

[Hunterkillcode]

Love it <3

[xmorpgx]

ive been searching this video for a loong time,it was like 2 years back ive saw this video

[nerty6]

lol they can't go back to the bar now, deathwing destroy the park. So when they come back to stormwind, lol they will think how long we been gone or did the portal let them travel through time

[Ellthom]

@nerty6 haha true yea xD

[worldofgregonur]

it would be amazing if they carried this series on, this will my third time watching them all from the very beginning again :D

[09hotie1]

@worldofgregonur this is like my 5th time watching it but i dont get the theme song for ep 32 is "welcome back my friends to the show that never ends" but its 2011 and theres no ep 33. or is there?

[worldofgregonur]

@09hotie1 i guess they wanted a very long brake

[09hotie1]

@worldofgregonur ikr? its so annoying its like 12:30 and im watching the series again XD

[09hotie1]

@worldofgregonur thats wat i hope >.> i want to strangle them!

[HordeKingdom]

ALLY for life

[InsanelySnazzy]

I'm gunna watch these all over again, I remember watching them waaaay back. I LOVE 'em.

[HordeKingdom]

this is funnyest machinima EVER

[PyroJohn19]

Since this is the best machinama ever, I'm going to give you full cred on a fanfiction site when I'm going to use your characters. I just hope you don't sue me or anything, cause I'm going to link it on my profile as PyroJohn19.

[AnimeJunkey71]

I love this show.

[blue214]

I made a playlist (InOrder) ep1-32

[PrinnyEnforcer]

@blue214 As did I.

[Firedragon326]

Me and My friend want to know what realm your on... So which Realm are you on???

[Killroy1KillJoy]

How did you survive that dude?

I'd rather not talk about it...

ROFLMFAO

[moonlightgirl31]

@m2smellmyfart *Warlock mages have the blue robes

[coolfulme123]

wow i have seen this whole guest and it takes for ever but its funny

[AnimeJunkey71]

@m2smellmyfart He's a Warlock not a Mage

[AnimeJunkey71]

What Web software did you use to tape this? I want to make my own show.

[Loadabullfilms]

I'm currently watching my way through the series again again a couple of years. What made/makes this show Shine is the audio and the plot.

Even at this early stage, with the fraps watermark hanging over your heads as it were, it's STILL way more awesome than some of the nonsensical bad acting brigade that populates almost the majority of machinimas. It's a 100% geniune inspiration boys, grand job!

[harlybear100]

This is the place where the where the theme song would go if it were done but its not!

[LadyXUnknowngirl]

Rofl.Only been so freakin long since ive first seen this X-x...I even rolled a paladin to remember this :D.God I miss it. Lawl...But who here hasnt missed this? :P.First episode has always been my favorite(Also episode with the buttpirates...Haha My little brother told my mom Butt pirates were real and I lost it..Hahah,Im a horrible sister).:)

[09hotie1]

uhhh... wat dose salebet or whatever mean?

[runebladez999]

uh huh well get bent... LMFAO XD i love how casually he says it XD

[Kahldris71]

Holy crap, its been nearly five years since i started watching cotaq. I miss this series i hope they release the script or something so i can read the conclusion

[maggimaster]

IT SUCKS THAT YOU GUYS CUT OFF THE SERIES IT RULED LOL

[DeathKnightSothPwns]

@maggimaster they released another announcement saying they are working on it

[freelancer696]

dose Caboose  (redvsblue) play Guy

[TheCantor2011]

So let me get this straight... You joined a celibate order... To get chicks? Lol!!!

[Ellthom]

Cant belive its nearly been 5 years since this came out :S

[whatwhat98]

@Ellthom i know but just like "dude wheres my mount" real life bitch slapped the makers so hard that the series ended in a huge cliff hanger. sigh o well still funy

[zergetsu]

the park is gone now q.q

[rawrshi1]

ha kneeling for 5 hours vs watching 1 hour of barney

[heigaard29]

Nice

[wowxmaryx3]

"So, you're telling me, you joined a celibate order . . . to get chicks."

"Celibate . . . celibate . . . what does celibate mean?"

" . . . you mean you don't know?"

"No."

" . . . this should be interesting."

ROFL.

[holybuttsacks8]

That bar was destroyed by deathwing! u dont have to do the quest now

[DracheN0504]

Suck u bus xD!

[MegaAlleria]

5 years man, cmon get going with season 3 plz

[garland81]

Watching this episode... all I can think about are re-writes.

[AmericanArchon]

They should've kept the song from this episode...

"This is the place where the theme song would go!...If it were done...but it's not!"

[aoepanda1980]

want this on DVD :D i buy it

[wildbucky]

its been like, more than a year i think since the last episode came out

[IIlidanStormrage]

This is fairly very good quality for a 2006 video

[MinsonCJK64]

I like them all, keep goin

[Amuddd]

i think wow is repetitive to hell!!! until cataclysm comes out ill never play it besides the cataclysm beta but wow machinima is funny but everything on machinima about it is fucking music! no 1 wants to see a blood elf faggot rap!

[wafflecakepans]

@Amuddd VOTE NIGHTELFBANE (CHO-GALL) TO REMOVE BLOOD ELVES ENTIRELY

[KidaMilo89]

is the game good as combat arms?

[dealthagar]

@KidaMilo89 yep



[KidaMilo89]

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[TheRalphette]

when are you making a new vidoe of 33-40

[mlaia3]

Y'know, one of the definitions of pious is: Acting in a falsely moralizing way, so lol for the bar being called the Pious patron bar. :)

[MrNatelol]

lol WOW hello



[ShadowxFang3245]

I'm watching this series again because its just fucking awesome and hilarious.

[wowguy1234567890]

Dude its not a cult!

[cycloneninja]

Lol, favorite part: "Wicked Wizards Adult Novelty Store" xD

[samuraiofsamuraiedo]

If I wanted to talk about funny, I'd bring up the time your master's imp fell in love with your left leg and...

Ok, ok, ok, ok...

that could probably go for the win on AFV! XD

[KyanisSunweaver]

"Wait a sec... So you're telling me that you joined a celibate order...to get chicks?"

lol

[DeathKnightSothPwns]

OMFG.... this is the 30th time i have watched this series and it NEVER stops getting funny! 15/5! Keep up the great work!

[WOWkingGearer]

wats the problem? he wanted 2 get chicks by joining a cellibale order

[phantomtheifkrad]

There is one very slight problem with your recuring joke, Celibate means unable to get married not have sex

[Wingsabr]

@phantomtheifkrad

cel·i·bate /ˈsɛləbɪt, -ˌbeɪt/ Show Spelled[sel-uh-bit, -beyt] Show IPA

noun

1.

a person who abstains from sexual relations.

2.

a person who remains unmarried, esp. for religious reasons.

[wafflecakepans]

STFU DONT RUIN THE DAMN JOKE SO STFU

[WOWkingGearer]

wats the problem with that?

[samuraiofsamuraiedo]

@phantomtheifkrad

and just where did you get that info? Wikipedia?

Celibacy means to abstain/refrain from Sexual activity.

[flyman609]

@phantomtheifkrad thats the joke dude.....

[loverlana2]

ROFLMAO..lol my bestfriend and me are like Guy and ellers :D x-x but the female versions

[TheNaveenable]

The same with me and my bestfriend.. Also girls xD

[WolfxCharmer]

@loverlana2 Me too lol

[graceoverall]

To be celibate means to abstain from or agree not to have sex. It's sort of an promise or commitment to yourself.

[runebladez999]

@graceoverall so he pretty much signed up to a non-sex club to get sex. lol

[wasome15]

but WHAT is selebant?( or w/e u write it)

[Hapmudoguy]

celebit is when you don't have sex or any sexual interaction with other humans.

[CrazyAjvar]

Or animals for that matter :P

[wasome15]

wow... dint see that1 coming 0.0

[NOTxTHATxGUITAR]

That is "Celibate" or "Celibacy".

[Xkittydkiss]

Lolz this is so funny xD

[CoNKer180]

best machinima EVER

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

@CoNKer180 your jokeing right i've seen better machinima made by a tree

[BlindEleven]

@MilesEdgeworthJr You are a madman if you've seen a machinima made by a tree. Go away fat troll, you're unwanted here.

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

@BlindEleven calm down its just a joke

[MegaFizzey]

@MilesEdgeworthJr Ya bullshit! I'd like to see you do better then this!

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

@MegaFizzey I probubly could i just cant be botherd and all im doing is voiceing my opion GOD!

[MegaFizzey]

@MilesEdgeworthJr Well its a shitty opinion!!! Get a new one!

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

@MegaFizzey Hey buddy Im just expressing my rights if you wanna fight about it then take it somewhere else

[MegaFizzey]

@MilesEdgeworthJr There are no rights in America.

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

@MegaFizzey well hey heres somethingg to think about im not in america

[MegaFizzey]

@MilesEdgeworthJr So you have less rights, then!

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

@MegaFizzey  no im in australia and what you said is raceist

[MegaFizzey]

@MilesEdgeworthJr No it wasn't directed toward any race at all... so it's not raciest

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

@MegaFizzey from what i can see it is cos your assumeing that every other country outside america has very little rights if you want a country with little rights look at china (No racism intented)

[MegaFizzey]

@MilesEdgeworthJr Cause it is true...

[hagbard61]

rofl he was so stupid joining a celibate order i mean he did it to get chicks but he cant sleep with them ever as lng as hes in it

[darkseraph2009]

You mean Celibate.

[Keng02]

a SUCKubas lol

[logsgood]

this is soo gay

[slightlymorepunk]

can someone tell me if this is actually based off of red vs. bllue

[darkseraph2009]

They never said it was based of RvB.

Like they said, however, it is in the style.

[MrRobertSama]

Chuck;s weakness is his beard, shave it off and he loses his strength.

[CopyEyeXI]

loling, 4th time thorugh the series, here we go again XD

[rapidlane]

ive lost count of how many time ive watched this whole series :) make the last episode tho love it

[ottselguy]

ITS NOT A CULT!!!!!

[Disukehyuga]

best 5second opening ever

[mrfwuzzl21]

lol camera work shane dalton

[Danishdudezor]

God... So freaking funny!

[wafflecakepans]

Chronicles of the Annoying quest meets Dude wheres my Mount

[ak23funsizd]

You know I said the same thing I love when they say that

[ACEnBEAKY]

Yeah. How did he survive an encounter with a succubus? Does he have any scars or does his life force regenerate over time? Did she leave her number? Is he gonna have to meet her parents?

[TheQuilanvos]

I like Guy...

Guy: So your telling me you joined a sellibute order to get chicks?

[pensukatheknight]

guy: dude its not a CULT!!! and if you call it agian you can buy your own dam beer!!

[pensukatheknight]

i bet it would of hurt for him to kneel for 5 hours

[KronoLean]

lol

[FilthyMannequin]

there should be subtitles.. :D

[WOWkingGearer]

that was a succubus dude

well she did suck my....

no no a succubus moron, a demon that seduces me nand feeds off there life energy

rofl

[Aquaferis]

lol....this is the place where the theeeme song would go if it was done but it's not xD

[krispy101290]

she didnt saduce me i saduced her

[Kreystas]

It's seduce, not saduce.

[Azuribahn]

oooh my god! these voice actors with the RvB actors to make a "special" mini series would be awesome ^^

[Shizenvi]

Yes, that would be awesome, but I doubt the guys from Rooster Teeth even know we exist.

[promdawg]

lol

[KarinxKenta1234]

@Shizenvi actually I know a guy who works for rooster teeth and they do

[pirokee]

@Shizenvi u guys sound like the reds

[mammygirl112]

@Shizenvi I watch both series the chronicles and RvB and i love it!

[zalla00]

anyome else notice eller's voice changes over the series or maybe its just me

[Sephirath21000]

I can compare several characters from here to characters from RvB:

Ellars = Tucker/Grif

James = Doc/Caboose/Zealots

Kitt = Allison (Tex)

Dirim = Omega (O'mally)

Stepphie = Donut/Sister

This is my personal opinion: and I am Jonathan Small; I'm just logged in on Sephirath21000's account just so you know... so be gentle with Noah Schiffman: a.k.a. Sephirath21000

[WOWkingGearer]

not just that demonology and afflication warlocks dont finish there opponets THAT fast

[WOWkingGearer]

no mark it wouldnt have much effect. judging by his fighting style in episode 23 hes a destruction

[Erech01]

That and he most often reffers to his fire spells.

[WOWkingGearer]

i think this si my 15th time lol. id luv being hana espically at the inn in moonglade lol

[Markis2bi4]

Joing church to get laid, is like trying to find an available woman in a lesbian bar: Not gonna happen.

I would also like to apologies for pointing out the obvious of the joke, and the possible offense to woman who are gay: Of which I have no animosity for any, I was just trying to be funny, and nothing more.

[Markis2bi4]

Question: Is Guy a Demonologist, a Destruction expert, or an Afflictionist? If either, will it have any significance to the plot and or the fighting sequences?

[buthead5297]

i lost count on how many times ive watched this series but im gonna watch it again

[blasimrasou]

8th time, i think this is better to red vsblue, i can relate my self sometimes to the guys, especially to Gai

[blasimrasou]

i am sorry but t i just love these series 7th time, ^^

[blasimrasou]

watching the series for the 6th time now XD

[thunderxstruk97]

Lol the pally looks like mine....

[anonpuppet]

machinima is the name of the genre, not the capturing program

[sillygrl23]

I have been watching this since the beginning and I really REALLY hope to the Light that you guys make the third season soon! I really want to know what would happen if Ellers ever found out what celibate meant.

[wowacidia]

I was talking with the girl who voices Stephy last night and she says that the 3rd season should be out atleast before october

[j053ph00]

yea,,,,right:(

[fereyland92]

Unregister fraps suck

[darkyoda]

You know, watching the whole series really shows how far they've come.

[Ghostfreak34]

yeah but they should continue now...

[CoNKer180]

this is THE best wow related story of all times make more! :D

[CONNY1995]

nono, bleep YOU suck rofl.

[lordanikan3]

rofl "this is the place where the themee soong would go if it was done but its not"

[lovesanamie]

ahhh man i can't get enough of this, can't wait for season 3

[Master13961]

jezz, this is my like 5th time watcdhing the entire series, AND I STILL LOVE IT

[lillich2]

same

[videomakerorwatcher]

yeah me to and its made in 2006 and now its 2009 and they're still going its just so awesome

[BabyBphat]

i had to have watched it 20 times over the past 5 months lol

[Lailainai]

Ah, the humble origins. I feel like making my own machinima now...

[Kamidake83]

Yeah, i'd love to as well, though i am sure i couldn't come up with something half as funny as this shit lol.

[AriaAsacura]

For some reason the vid refuses to load. Can someone fill me in on what happens so i can watch ep 2 ?

[stuntrabitstudios]

Lol i totally forgot they did the entire story just to get into a bar!

[whoresee]

ITS BEEN AROUND SINCE 06? OMGAWD!!!