Cracked TV - 4 Viral Videos That Will Haunt Their Stars Forever (NSFWp)

[smileyface207]

Geoffery Leonard in the end?

[theinternettroll1000]

WHY CANT I FLAG THIS VIDEO???

[eamond619]

Siri Was An Immature Monster (to me)

[BLACKIESBOY]

Whoa... Penis on YouTube?

WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO

[2Thelog]

@BLACKIESBOY

I don't think it counts if it could easily be mistaken for an outy bellybutton

[redhairmarimo]

now I understand why there was a "p" after the NSFW part of the title. It was for the penis. And I wish I figured it out earlier.

[Sp33dyBeanz]

i hate this guys airy voice

[anythingarian]

I did not molest young boys! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not! O hi Mark.

[hadore152]

it's nice to see 4chan in the good old days

[miracleman1234567]

where is his penis?

[1ipstick]

@miracleman1234567 That's what I would like to know. . .

[MissCaitlinEee]

well the molesting young boys one isn't australian, they're kiwi's (new zealand)

[DeusExKiran]

There is content from Australia in way too many of these episodes *embarrassed*

[Mystrikchannel]

his dick is so small that youtube allows to show it :D

[Toyman1982]

HOLY FUCK that was a tiny cock hahahahha

[Askme812009]

Seems that Australians are kind of over represented in this one....

[supremejiboom]

how isnt this flagged?? haha

[OneIsLessThanFive]

Star Wars Kid?

[Ploiken]

the mans name is geoffrey leonard

[RancorousC]

Interesting clothes are wasted on faggots :/

[Shmipku]

AHH! THERE ARE KIDS WATCHING THIS STUFF, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@Shmipku That's why it's Not Safe For Wizard's penis.

[Zlibservacratican]

That last one was creepy.

[shaboo2]

Less talking. More video.

[frostgiant7]

Thumbs up if you think Swaim should post his version of the bible

[jmacsfuzzbunny]

what's the name of the song played at the very end of the video???

[ComeOnJezebel]

@jmacsfuzzbunny A Swinging Safari by Bert Kaempfert

[qwertyuiop298]

Swaim has the best cyborg abs since Ahnold.

[serioustuna]

i feel slightly sick now

[leecfb000]

I didn't know you could have full-frontal male nudity on YouTube. I wonder if they will let me upload naked women so long as they have tiny tits.

[qwertyuiop298]

@leecfb000 Wizard guy's diminished body member reminds me of an actual medical condition described by the prestigious Dr. Wikipedia as "Micropenis" (No seriously, search it if you dare). I wonder if there's a similar condition e.g. "Microtitties". Of course you could just film a girl who's body hasn't developed yet, although that would land you in a whole different heap of trouble...

[hardstreetbambi]

@qwertyuiop298 woww!! its so cute, its pretty much an enlarged clitoris

[chosentonessournotes]

Man, I remember my dick being that small when I was, you know, an infant. Wait, my dick wasn't even that small BACK THEN.

[abjectboy]

Lol! More please. ; )

[TravaTalksSmack]

Doesn't that count as a vagina? I didn't know they made em that small.

[CrzyEX]

"woow! springbreak!"

"god I wanna f.ck you"...rofl

[JRO1646]

So about that one guys penis... WTF that shouldn't even count as a penis.

[ApplySomePressure54]

That is the most disturbingly small penis I have ever seen.

Good lord.

[qbalaqss]

For the record, it's pretty much impossible to get an insider from AnonOps, because, yeah, they're anonymous.

Also, if any one of them 'ratted out', it's incredibly likely he'd be hunted down and harassed.

[erikm12]

No matter how cataclysmically awful my life gets, i can feel a little better knowing I'm not wizard guy

[meta9luigi]

"Please Come Back Baby"

Fuckin genius

[undeny]

has anybody done that bit here yet.. *sigh. Ok here goes:

"I'm 12 and what is this?!"

[bk70032]

wait there was nudity

[bk70032]

wait there was nudity

[IQ20000Berta]

OLO

[ChunAsperEndao]

There's a good chance that I'm about to waste an entire day watching old Cracked videos that I haven't seen before.

[chrono4203]

@ChunAsperEndao You and me both!

[splashlog01]

Who farted?

Seriously, who farted

was it you, Socrates

Because it smells like hemlock and ass

-Aristotle

[withey11]

haha this is great, 4chan needs to be put in its place, now their "epic raids XD" are so notorious

[qbalaqss]

WOO SPRING BREAK!!

[facecycle]

Half of these video's were from Australia. Yay us.

[Azwray]

@facecycle We're so awesome. That's why :P

[Nickster63]

That Corey kid is the biggest dropkick Australia has ever produced. That's counting every actor, footballer and politician.

[saachica07]

today starts my spring break... WOOOOOOO SPRING BREAAAAAAK!

[JohnMooreification]

I want to find the video at 5:00, but there's no way in hell I'm searching "Molesting young boys" on the internet.

[Womper1992]

@JohnMooreification

Pedophile goes nuts at reporter on Australian News

[clayton1979]

@JohnMooreification just search for crazy pedophile. Its the first one on the list.

[pkerch00b1]

@JohnMooreification haha fun thing is i found it somewhere on youtube by acident but its in the suggested boxs --->

[SolSilence]

@JohnMooreification Dude its a suggestion on thes video 

[Toyman1982]

@JohnMooreification its on break dot com, look for Molesting Young Boys LOL or (This man needs to be shot) actually, but the first one is alot funner to type into your search engine :D

[TheGreyestRust]

@JohnMooreification If you wanted to find it on Youtube you could just search "scariest pedophile". Not exactly a great search term, but slightly better than "molesting young boys".

(it's not letting me link the video directly)

[Ecellut]

@JohnMooreification I know this is incredibly outdated but you can search the pedophile video by searching 'Geoffrey Leonard'. He lives near my old primary school and walking to school was certainly never mediocre.

[oceandwell]

@JohnMooreification "How to do it... HAAaahhhh..."

[Sirhc7000]

video at 5:00 /watch?v=iNhN8AD8Kr8

searched "scary pedophile" instead of "molesting young boys" since I don't want Chris Hansen to track me down...

[xisengrinx]

I started ROFLING at 0:06 already :P

[MrMardrayn]

i like your gladstone impression at 2:17. ZING

[JanderStrahd]

I'm surprised they got nudity on Youtube... doubly so that they chose a guy.

[AttackMyAss]

Haha, rewarding that kid for being a fucking douchebag..

Australia Fails once again.

[deadInf3rno]

@AttackMyAss no....just him....and maybe you

[AttackMyAss]

@deadInf3rno Oh fuck off you patriotic faggot.

[deadInf3rno]

@AttackMyAss pffft you mad bro?

[chosentonessournotes]

@AttackMyAss They're all criminals, you know.

[Marauder501]

Having met Corey Worthington Delaney, I can tell you that he really is a dick.

[bloodangelxx]

10 people who didn,t liked this video...haz small member.

[Vajrayana514]

This is my favourite Cracked TV episode, & not just cause of a shirtless Swaim

[KMxHearts]

Did I just see a penis, on YouTube?

[hurricanekaila2009]

@KMxHearts that's an insult to the word "penis" omg that was gross!! looks like he'll never produce lol

[jbchankristen]

@KMxHearts Yes you did!

[shittyfagg]

@KMxHearts hardly..

[Dudeamis]

@KMxHearts no it was just a zit.

[trolltacular1]

fox news can now offically be called an ignorant, extremist right wing organisation that is intent on forcing its views by scaring the rest of the population.

time to spam fox news message boards with links to mylazysundays.

[bosshog7169]

The big booty female black woman!

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@bosshog7169 Yo body needs water...

[OdinLowe]

@liptonBlueBirdAdd

So drink that shit

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@OdinLowe :D

[goqgar]

Also INTERNET TERRORISTS

WATCH THIS VAN EXPLODING DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF

[goqgar]

Superlative Wankery Adapted In Moviefilm

[clankbot9]

If you have a winky so small that it doesn't even have to be censored, then you were obviously not meant to live.

[Captaindreadnought]

That was actually scary at the end. 5:00 in

[bobjoemagee]

#2. anyone else want to beat the shit out of him?

[CrookyJr]

@bobjoemagee yup..

[clayton1979]

@bobjoemagee That would be felony battery over 65 with minimum mandatory 3 years in prison in the USA. I dont know how it works in the UK. Doesnt that law seemed messed up?

[SaintLizard]

SPRING BREAK!!

[LickNizo]

nooo clippy died

and swain

[Fyrzon]

It's not removed from youtube because his dick's so damned small.

[Tristior]

I'm completely and utterly depressed that Australia made this twice.

[princesstamika]

@Tristior At least none of the Australians had a tiny tiny tiny minuscule penis. That's something. Plus everyone knows being ridiculous=awesome which is how America got to be number one back in the 40s.

[spites1]

that guy has the tiniest bird I've ever seen

[XlongoX]

i feel bad coming from australia and having two of these videos from our country.. haha

[LovingYou603]

Wooo! Spring Break!

[HondaCrab777]

at a Cure concert? Oh god.

[MrTitaniumBackBone]

CNN Anchor: with the BIG BOOTY...

Me: BITCHES?!

CNN Anchor: black women(...)

Me: oh...

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

i dont like rap but the rapper is right. if you dont like it, dont let your kids watch it and leave it for others to enjoy.

[princesstamika]

@ThePsychoticScyth396 His song was a satire of all the retarded rap out there. I can't believe CNN treated him like he's one of the rappers that add nothing to the world when those are the very rappers he was lampooning. Talk about a joke flying WAY over a major news outlet's head.

[melodyssong4916]

No way that's a dick. It looks more like a third nipple.

[chidoriookami]

im still trying to figure out wht that robot is doing to the baby ... xD

[SrslyLeeroy]

00:01

[SrslyLeeroy]

00.01

[MBPKyle]

great vid id hate to see it flagged could you pixilate the nudity so the video dosent go away? although not much to pixiltate... realy... never knew they got that small.

[cmyanmar13]

The MySpace page said "Female 16 years old" -- are these the pages Swaim goes to? ;)

[joshhowson22]

very interesting. strange and funny.

[GNRfanwoot]

whooo! Spring Break!

[Rhea68]

Dude - you frikin crack me up! I love your show - Why aren't you on Comedy Central yet?

[SilverGoldfish555]

holy shit: Im not molesting young boyssssss 

CREEPY DEMON VOICE

[xianos707]

@SilverGoldfish555 lol hes the worst pedo i've ever seen his name is geoffrey leonard and therse alot of videos about him lol

[SilverGoldfish555]

@xianos707 Jeez what a creeper-pedo dude! haha

[icareyb]

Pretty sure that Corey guy is in jail now.

(Y)

[malcholeric4]

"you've got poo all over your face!" lmao

[snufleufugus]

youtube let them keep the dick?

[peanutfoot]

@snufleufugus Well, it's obviously not meant to be pornographic.

[Boolglunk]

The guys face at 5:14 is lolworthy. What did Swaim say at 0:18?

[Nikata]

"God I wanna f**k you."

[Boolglunk]

lol thanks.

[guitarfaces]

@Boolglunk I believe it was "God, I wanna fuck you" speaking to himself.

[ummwut]

Film it Brian, film the Hacking!

[AIReject]

Well, his name's Corey. Of course he's a dick.

[wilbot53]

that guy is a fucking douchebag!! makes me ashamed to live in australia lol

[starlingrock]

I know a guy named corey whos perfectly normal

[omega4104]

...My name's Cory and I'm not a reproductive organ of any kind

[cgmsdh]

@omega4104

I am inside the same water-faring vessel that you are in.

[ThornBjorn]

Whats that music? =D

[bridgid33]

you continue to be my hero sir, well done!

[5Qu1Z33r]

What does "p" after NSFW mean?

[spiderbyte101]

Not Safe for Wizard penis (Small p intentional). really lol go to the cracked website.

[wilbot53]

probably

[DocOnDrugs]

Brilliant as usual !!

[AvengedSevenfoldKris]

1st comment! YAY! Dude, Cracked TV rocks! You should record videos in Hi Def, nothing better that Cracked TV in HD! XD