Mr. Deity and the Denial

[MadBasstid]

nice fuck you to the trolls at the end there. haha.

[TheShortGirl666]

I LOVED that Phoenix joke!!

[stramster1]

lol "I'm a god for Bob's sake"

Douglas Adams has infiltrated everything.

[ixxjoexxi]

Pocket God = The Best

[badmovebaker]

Nice legs

[manonthemount]

best hairdo he has

[jonnyqh]

hahahaha oh pendejo, qué pase! you're here illegally

[werothegreat]

Was Larry punched in the face with, say, an anvil or something? He seems to be missing some teeth...

[misterdeity]

@werothegreat Full mouth reconstruction. What he really needed was a foul mouth reconstruction. He's such a potty mouth.

[Burning0Lilac]

lmao god is an illegal alien : D!!

[uewVumopVapIsVdn]

ha ha sweet

[garuzalem]

=)))) yay caff

[sadrequiem]

this is brilliant!

[mcrd2001]

Mr. Deity hittin' the quad machines!

[k7leetha]

Love the coat and tie, they go excellent with your birthday pants. Between the snazzy green shirt and birthday pants, I'd say you're ready to start banging big.

[thechoreographer]

Those braces must have hurt like hell

[Darthmas2242]

Mr. Deity fits the description of a Sociopath o.o Awesome~ xD

[GodsArePeopleToo]

ha! i like the legs. love em even!

[ianmathwiz7]

I still don't get that "illegal drop" thing, or that little snippet at the end where Larry's on the phone with someone...

[misterdeity]

@ianmathwiz7 That's all about the iPhone 4. Before it was released, it was found in a bar in the Bay Area. Gizmodo paid $10,000(?) to get it from the guy who found it and then published photos, specs, etc... But we never found out who found it (or maybe we did now -- not sure). More importantly, did you like the legs?

[panchat5001]

nice legs,

[gooddarkjedi]

i guess mr dietys boss is jupiter optimus maximus.

[meowbrunei]

hahahahaha, love this stuff

[evedam]

I love this!!!

[macnutz]

Phoenix is the last place you want to go without your papers. This is so good. Now I got to call the cops because I am good citizen. Sorry bud I am a law abiding sort And you are , well, what you are,... illegal

[Hereticbooks]

Shorts to no shorts! Brilliant!

[DaveGreenSP]

I would never have guessed Mr. D had such good legs. +1!

[mistereveready]

I bought the Season 3 DVD. It's quite enjoyable. Only the navigation is a bit funky. Those word sketches are a spiffy bonus too. Never saw you in shorts, or at least I dont remember it, but the internet/world is heavily populated with assholes. Unless you wear daisy dukes and you had jock itch from stem to stern, I think the people should stop bitching so much. Yes, I do realize the irony in that sentence.

[BeekersSqueakers]

Way of the Mister XD LOVE IT!

[liidze]

You sir, are the master of sarcasm.

[aldovillasenor1979]

Youre an illegal!!!! hahaha. too funny.

[kurtjk01]

I hope Jimbo does well with the mouth reconstruction, and recovers from his surgeries as quickly and painlessly as possible. Will he look the same, or has he chosen the "Dee Snider Sharpy-tooth Package?"

[SquadbayNinja]

For Bob's sake? Church of the Subgenius?

[thisisaguy]

I saw Mr Deity's pussy!!

[HermesTheMessanger]

That ending made me spit water all over my keyboard and screen. It was way worth it

[Seahawker101]

Last place you want to be without your papers is Phoenix. Epic.

[macronencer]

Loved the gag at the end - fantastic! Also, I find it hilarious that he's saying "you'll see me return from the dead" to a guy called LARRY. Ha ha ha!

[jeremysaint]

i really like the show, but if you are beating jimbo so hard you knocked his teeth out then i don't know if i feel comfortable supporting this show.

the bible clearly indicates that you should not beat your slaves so hard that you knock out their teeth or damage their eyes!

[Rickymjam]

Papers? Phoenix?! Classic!!

[MistressInked]

Did u shave your legs for the begging segment???

[shotwench2210]

ACK my eyes! Well played!!!

[peternut1]

You just made my day! What's your cat's name?

[mcase1013]

Your cat looks exactly like one of my cats!!!

Oh, and the shorts didn't bother me at all.

[misterdeity]

@mcase1013 Didn't bother you then, or don't bother you as much now that you've seen the alternative.

[mcase1013]

@misterdeity Didn't bother me then or now. I don't know what all the fuss was about.

[hstg98]

@misterdeity

Great legs! Almost as good as in the Superman undies. ...Did people really say anything mean about you in shorts? I hope not. Don't listen to the negative comments; you guys are all witty, talented, and hilarious! Thanks for the show.

[Shoutycrackers]

The Phoenix line was brilliant.

[HexenX]

What do you put in your hair to get it like that? :p

[misterdeity]

@HexenX It's just mousse.

[HexenX]

@misterdeity Alas, we don't have moose here in Australia. It's no wonder your head weighs 330lbs, though.

[ehrichweiss]

Phoenix, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tastybrain]

Nice thighs. Been running?

[jacksawild]

MY EYES

[worloq]

I spit coffee at my screen at the Phoenix joke. That was brilliant.

[misterdeity]

@worloq Am I hearing "lawsuit?"

[worloq]

@misterdeity

Well, you're not NOT hearing it, but I can't say with certainty that you are.

[t3hsniper]

That's great, Phoenix.

[solosinnombre]

how did lucy and mr deity knew each other?

[nlytend1]

with legs like that he must squat at least 330lbs

[misterdeity]

@nlytend1 Yes, and that's just my head!

[gerard1875]

another classic Mr D

regards

Big G

[KingHeathen]

I hope Larry's dental work goes well. Hopefully, Mr. Deity's benefits package covers reconstructive work. I'm going to pray to Mr. Deity that he gives Larry a really low co-insurance.

[jffryh]

what happened to larry's teeth?

[misterdeity]

@jffryh Full-mouth reconstruction to fix a long and painful problem with his bite.

[jffryh]

@misterdeity Oh, I hope he feels better.



[stanclift]

@misterdeity hope he's feeling better now!

[yamiblade]

@misterdeity OUCH!

[Etaukan]

@misterdeity Ahhh, okay, thanks for the info on Larry's dental situation. I'd assumed he was in some horrible car accident or something. I'm sure it was still painful, but at least it wasn't as traumatic as I'd assumed.

[Aramis2000]

@misterdeity How's he doing?

[gphhawkins]

@misterdeity ah, i was wondering, and where are his glasses

[vesman81]

@misterdeity Drunken bar fight would have been so cool, oh well

[azmanabdula]

@misterdeity sure!!! you hit him didnt you.......

he ruined the 5th dimension so you had to take it out......

and his teeth......

evil gods know no boundaries......

great vid!

[azsuperman01]

Awesome, as always!

[Slapnutzmalone]

I think Mr. D has wrapped his "D" around his leg a couple of times so he can sport the one-piece-suit. Believe it or not, the one-piece is very popular business attire in tropical countries and in countries where they have banned slacks like in Yuzslackisbanned.

[MiyoRFO]

Nice pussy.

[cearbhaill]

"I'm a god for Bob's sake!" 

[aylaregilio]

Wow!! Great legs!!! Congrats!

[rookstone]

CGI Legs at the end - nice...

I thought you were not going to do CGI? :p

[misterdeity]

@rookstone That's funny!

[dentednj]

GOOD GOD THOSE LEGS! HUBBA-HUBBA! I didn't know God was a bicycler. Would have thought he'd drive a BMW.

-and-

Please address the Larry's teeth thing. Whats-up?

[hodorbaker]

Ok, I totally saw the "no pants" thing coming and it was still hysterically funny - at least to me and my warped brain. Well played, sir!

[jjdecani]

Larry, Larry, Larry. What happened, man? Have you been brawling?

[AlwaysSunni]

Explain why Larry is different here?

[Darkpassenger2]

@AlwaysSunni New Braces to fix gap.

[frustratedoperator]

oh, look at those muscles! you really shaped-up! sexy!!!

[anthonytd103]

What happened to Larry's teeth?

[frustratedoperator]

@anthonytd103 braces??

[anthonytd103]

@frustratedoperator Nah, it looks like he chipped his teeth.

[BeginnerBatchFile]

did not see that coming...

[Bucketheadcheese]

The last scene pantsless was pure brilliance! My hat's off to you sir.

[misterdeity]

@Bucketheadcheese As are my pants to you, sir!

[marcarmstrong88]

ok u may be able to help me out . its been wrecking my brain trying to find the episode. its the episode where you make a women and talk about how "her reproductive system has to reboot every month" as a patch fix.

[misterdeity]

@marcarmstrong88 Mr. Deity and the Hard Wire.

[dswilli5]

@marcarmstrong88: I believe you are looking for "Mr deity and the Hard Wire"

[adamw100]

Forgive me Mr. Deity, for I have sinned. I am sooooooooooooooooooo sorry I said anything bad about your shorts. Amen/Touche.

[misterdeity]

@adamw100 The "Amen/Touche" made me LOL! Funny!

[MtlRedAtheist]

Dude the pepper gray goatee makes you look like an Evangelical worship leader! On a serious note, great job!

[MikeOfKorea]

"Where have you been?"

"Everywhere."

Might have been a funnier response.

[misterdeity]

@MikeOfKorea They're in "Everywhere" now. See episode two, Mr. Deity and Larry. I've already used it. We have to get you up to speed.

[dmtw1982]

lol haha... "you must be holding it wrong!"

that was a good one

[FlackerMan]

Brian, did you shave your legs?

[misterdeity]

@FlackerMan I did not. I'm just not very hairy.

[thedeadcatinthebox]

A Mr. Deity upload on my birthday?! Thanks Brian!

[thedeadcatinthebox]

a Mr. Deity upload on my birthday! What a gift. I'd sure like to see some more Lucy and Jesus bits though.

[misterdeity]

@thedeadcatinthebox They're coming. Sean returns in the next episode.

[JaredTheTwitch]

Nice legs.

[Sheldonwh]

Brian, you actually have incredible legs! Look at those thigh muscles, dude! I wish my chicken legs looked that good.

Keep it up, buddy! Mr. Deity rocks!

[CMichaelEH]

Larry+Accent-Tooth=???

[squirreljester2]

That last line about Phoenix was freaking brilliant!

[FlackerMan]

What happened to Larry's voice?

[endergt]

@FlackerMan they gave him braces, I assume to make him seem younger.

[Waldheri]

I see a kitty.

[misterdeity]

@Waldheri That's our cat, Holly. She got out earlier that morning by accident (she's an indoor cat as all cats should be, IMO), and I didn't know that she was up there when I was shooting.

[oodely1]

You know how I feel about your calves! LOL.  Lol. Lol. Yours, Tia

[oodely1]

You know how I feel about your calves! -Tia

[AguzSuiCaedere]

*Reads comments* Hey, honey, come look at the flame wars... so pretty! :)

[misterdeity]

@AguzSuiCaedere Funny!

[hotmercedes]

please keep PZ in your thoughts. He is headed as I type this to the hospital for open heart surgery. And he has made it clear, do NOT pray for him.

[misterdeity]

@hotmercedes What the hell? I think the Christians are behind this. I really do!

[mikevalla]

LOL, nice Phoenix reference!

[hotmercedes]

I love the new grill Jimbo! you should not show your pussy(cat) either. J/K I loved the pant less exit! to funny

[janeyanna]

You, Mister, have amazing thighs!

[Arday60]

@KemaTheAtheist I know that smartphones have more uses than that, but my current phone has internet, plays MP3 and sends texts, which is enough for me and it's still working, so at the moment the only reason I'd buy a smartphone is for this app.

[deadeaded]

OMG!!!!! A CAT!!!!!

[johnlcallaway]

Mocking religion is so necessary. To put it in perspective, a certain religion doesn't believe that the universe sprang into existence billions of years ago, that life sprang from the primordial ooze and evolved, and that we alone are capable of determining moral values. They instead believe in a sky fairy that loves and cares for everyone, created this entire universe just for them, and the answer to everything is the bible. Since they won't' discuss it reasonably, mocking is all that is left.

[misterdeity]

@johnlcallaway Couldn't agree more. Islam is just like Christianity in the dark ages. Instead of engaging in rational dialog, they threaten your life. This is cowardly and shows Islam to be intellectually inept.

[kakahass]

looool love the Phoenix line

[LisaPie81]

lol love the end of the begging segment!

[themanofearth]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[samgee2007]

mocking religion is bad from islamic perspective!Allah is going to kill that 2 guys! idiots!

[nontrainspotter]

@samgee2007 well lucky they're not muslims then eh! When exactly is Allah going to commit this murder then? Please do tell, I assume you have the inside information?

Mocking religion is an absolute necessity and your deity will not and cannot do a damn thing about it! Not existing makes carrying out actions rather diffictult.

[samgee2007]

@nontrainspotter ~American first amendment protects islam!Even united nations charter gives right to Muslims to Arrest anyone mocking islam.By the way islam is the fastest growing religion in the world and Obama Hussien too is secretly paracticing islam.You see there is no freedom in America that Obama hussien has to practice islam secretly?Dont you think this is in justice?As Atheist wht is your response?Now who is right and who is wrong?Mr.Atheist?Dont waste time being a stupid Atheist!

[nontrainspotter]

@samgee2007 I am not an American in any sense of the word, so my knowledge the United States of America's constitution is certainly a little lacklustre. However I think you having the right to arrest someone who mocks Islam is more than unlikely, and if it is true it's one of those archaic laws that is probably unenforceable today; if not that is very sad indeed. I am not concerned about Obama's religion or lack there of, I have no evidence either way except that he called himself a Christian.

[nontrainspotter]

@samgee2007 all I said was that mocking Islam (and indeed any religion) is a necessity, and I maintain that your or anybody elses god is impotent to act. Allah ain't gonna kill no one my deluded friend!

[misterdeity]

@samgee2007 The American first amendment protects all religious opinions including Atheism. No one can be arrested for mocking ANY religion. The first amendment guarantees that with its "Freedom of speech" clause. It's my right to say any damned thing I want about your religion. That's America, my friend. Free! Unlike the Islamic states, which are totalitarian. People left Christian countries to get away from that. We'll have no more of it now, thank you.

[hotmercedes]

@samgee2007 you have you "facts" wrong there Skippy. the first admendment allows me to call you a diaper head if I want. I dont normally use that but used it to point out a fact. to Post a link to the UN resolution giving any muslim the right to arrest anyone making fun of their evil cult. you can claim Obama but he leans more Atheist than muslim. And Atheist is the 2nd largest group in the world, And also in the United States. 18% of Americans are Atheists yet make up only 0.02% of the prison

[samgee2007]

@hotmercedes ya you could be good at your maths but Muslims all over the world are making head lines.Ground Zero Mosque is an Example.Muslims are stronger than Nuclear Bomb cause we are protected by Allah.Don't waste time mocking religion and join islam and be good American muslim today.Remember Allah watching all your moves.Nothing Moves without his knowledge!~islam is winning my son!~Wait till America become a islamic state!

[hotmercedes]

@samgee2007 it is clear to me that one of two things has happened to you. one, you have never read the qu'ran, and blindly follow the traditions of a religion full of evil because you are delusional. or two you have read the qu'ran and choose to live the life of an animal under the teachings of that hate filled book.

And as for the headlines Muslims are getting, NONE of them are EVER positive to a sane ration person.

[hotmercedes]

@samgee2007 so very allah like of you. Keep living your cult of torture and honer killings. You know we are going to nuke iran BEFORE they get their "bomb" done. Hope you have 10 million sun block on. A unstable diluted group of cult members can not be trusted to be sane and not use them. As you so pithily wrote islam has the special "demand" to kill all people who don't think like them.

[lahainatwins]

@hotmercedes Don't you recognize a "false flag operation" when you see it? He can't even spell it correctly... But, yeah, you're right, the way of Islam sucks.

[Exodus511]

@nontrainspotter ... Mocking religion is NOT an absolute necessity. Religion doesn't do anything. Instead it's the people who follow religion who should be scrutinized. It's like putting a gun on the table... What can it do if nobody ever lays a hand on it? If some maniac takes it ends someones life. If some samaritan takes it he could save someones life. The only common denominator here is a person taking the gun and not the gun specifically.

[nontrainspotter]

@Exodus511 How do you propose to go about separating a religion from its practitioner, especially when many would declare their religion to be what defines them? For the very religious the religion and its user are one and the same. It's all well and good that you impose your own definition and separation, but that concept does not exist in the mind of a religious zealot who believes that they are the embodiment of their particular faith.

[Exodus511]

@nontrainspotter Well... you can't separate religion from its practitioner. Defining religion is actually a personal choice. As corny as it sounds you could instead be a positive example without mocking anyone. For example my dad tells me I should read the bible for my blessings but I don't go to church, I don't pray and I recently got a great job and my boss is considering me for an assistant manager position in a field I hardly worked in and in the span of a few months...

[Exodus511]

@nontrainspotter Long story short, you'll be a positive example, unlike the religions zealots, to your ideas and way of living. In any case leave the zealots alone. We all are going to die sometime. Instead as an example aim to establish yourself in the hearts of those who aren't narrow minded. Once you become a fanatic, religious or otherwise, there's little hope showing you anything logical.

[nontrainspotter]

@Exodus511 I would love to leave the zealots alone, except for the fact they keep tredding on my toes and it hurts! Where I live Islamists have succeeded in making schools serve only halal meat, thereby enforcing non muslims to partake of an Islamic religious ritual! Schools in the UK are obliged to conduct collective worship! Mockery is a useful tool in the fight, not to convert the believer, nothing will, but to ensure apologists do not deploy appeasement tactics until its too late!!!

[Exodus511]

@nontrainspotter That sucks about the school but you may have to endure it unless you choose to start a nonviolent movement to change that. Once again even then your actions may not make a change in your life time. Mockery as a tool for fighting well... fights usually escalate to war especially with regards to religion. This War on Terrorism is one such example. I'm sure once upon a time it started with Mockery too.

[ivymansion]

@samgee2007

Really?, wow, why is your God so evil?, killing is far worse than making a little youtube comedy right?...guess not.

[misterdeity]

@samgee2007 This just shows how pathetic Islam is. Instead of making a better argument, all you can do is threaten. How cowardly and weak.

[NoahsArk66]

Why isn't the tooth a hotter topic?

Must be the lack of pants distraction... :)

[HBCjunke]

what happened to larrys teeth, i dont remember him missing a front tooth or having braces, did he have an accident?

[Santo3x7]

Check out the cat in the background. You can tell he would rather be anywhere but in earshot.  lol

[kmaglion]

Nice legs.

[TheWhiteRabbit1990]

Those legs are GODLY!!!.

[lazyperfectionist1]

What in Deity's name happened to Jimbo's tooth?

[marniespeaks]

@lazyperfectionist1 it's a reflection of the construction of the universe -

In the beginning was the word.

[lazyperfectionist1]

@marniespeaks It would make more sense to say that Deity left it in his other pants.

[marniespeaks]

@lazyperfectionist1

he left the word in his other pants?

heh

[marniespeaks]

for Bob's sake!

that was brilliant!

[Arday60]

can I get a copy of pocket god? sounds like serious fun.

also, well done on the begging segment. I have to admit though, those shorts did draw the eye to certain locations less then desirable for sight.

[KemaTheAtheist]

@Arday60

It's actually a real app for most smart phones. You pick up little guys and mess with them, shake the phone to cause an earthquake, etc... Great fun.

[Arday60]

@KemaTheAtheist hmmm.... it felt like it would make a good app. however, spending hundreds of dollars in order to play a 10$ app.... well, that's not an option.

[KemaTheAtheist]

@Arday60

... it's not like that's the only thing a smart phone is for.

Internet wherever you go, tether it for a moble hotspot for your laptop in places like airports, etc...

[rickballance]

Literally blew my pants off.

[vivalaleta]

@rickballance Some people don't understand the MEANING of "literally".

[GordonYKWong]

MisterDeity is a cyclist??

[tombenarye1234]

kitteh! :)

(4:45)

what's his/her name? :)

[threeholerhauler]

Cute cat.  Scary lack of pants.

[fliggahj]

You guys really need to bring back the white backdrop.