The World's Cleverest Child and Me | Standing Up Alone | Channel 4

[Pivoteer51]

well my IQ is 165 so yeh :D

[mscandishopper]

teehee wouldnt even have to pay her to do your homework i swear she makes harvard look like daycare.

[PikoChico]

DORA, HELP ME GET HOME!!!!!!! WHERES BOOTS?!

[jaysoncamana]

wtf im asian and im fricken offended from all thease racist comments

[Dragonsoft22]

She's... scary... ...

[Gutsyndicate]

you didn't even show us how she is clever, all she said in this video was that she reads a lot of books.

[symetricbody]

what a monster!!!!

[cyberbuddy707]

Asian Parents = Awesome!

[MrTokethatsmoke420]

You may laugh now, but she's going to be the multi-multi millionare.

[N1CKZzZzZzZzz]

just wait until the internet gets a hold of her...

[MrIam1nsane]

I don't really see why she's necessarily "clever". I mean yeah, she's organized, responsible, but I personally wouldn't say clever. She doesn't act natural, though. And by natural I don't mean "She doesn't conform to society", I mean I feel like she isn't acting like herself. She doesn't seem to show much emotion and is quite expressionless, which for some reason slightly bugs me...

[Singetally]

What is wrong with everyone on here? Saying stupid shit like she will have no friends and she will live in a cave. I have friends that are home schooled and some of the smartest people in the nation. One friend took calculus 1 in 7th grade. She is not a junior in high school and just completed linear algebra. Another friend of mine is the only native american in the nation to complete multivariable integral calc and he was a junior in high school. They have tons of friends and are outgoing. wtf

[Dustin4269]

She wanted to Say "Funnest" So bad! ha

[timmyboys1]

Were is: Freetime // Activities / Sports / FREINDS ?! These are the most important things in life.

[crabbydabby]

JEEZ! That little kid types faster than me

[g4m3rboii]

I understand her moms love for her, but does she not see that her child is too obsessed with hiding herself behind denial and explanations?

[halo887]

I was in Pre-Algebra in 8th grade.

Lolololool

[pro353]

her house is messy as hell...

[BackInAGiffy]

yeah... but she'd still cry if i slapped her

[vinnyy1789]

no life..

[MegaCodgod99]

@vinnyy1789 well once she grows up to be the smartest person in the world maybe you'll shut the fuck up and live with all of the types of std's you have.

[vinnyy1789]

@MegaCodgod99 aww mr paedophile got offended...fyi, i study in the best university in my country but i have an active social life unlike her...so u shut the fuck up as%holee

[MegaCodgod99]

@vinnyy1789 go on keep on showing off your little made up facts this little girl is smarter than you and me so don't go bitching off on her because no one really cares.

[vinnyy1789]

@MegaCodgod99 i don't give a damn bout her coz i am very much content with my own life...it seems ur life is in the gutters mr paedophile! HAHAHA...you suck paedy! ROFL

[MegaCodgod99]

@vinnyy1789 ok if you do not give a damn about her than don't even come looking for trouble in this video mr. troll........ btw it's pedophile. transvestite piece of shit

[vinnyy1789]

@MegaCodgod99 I have an opinion and I say what I want...who the f*ck are u to question me?? just f*ck the hell off troll... and btw mr smartypants, paedophile is the spelling in British English and pedophile is the spelling in American English..YOU DID NOT EVEN KNOW THAT??!! MY GOODNESS!! like who's the dimwit right now...ROFL

[MegaCodgod99]

@vinnyy1789 ok yes i know that you motherfucker. you think im supposed to know where the fuck your from?? just shut the fuck up and go some place else. homo bitch. ROFLLLL

[vinnyy1789]

@MegaCodgod99 GO AND DIE YOU UNEMPLOYED ASSHOLE

[MegaCodgod99]

@vinnyy1789 yea you are right im not old enough to be in a job. just shut the fuck up you cock sucking piece of worthless trash. you are a failed abortion. everyone in this comment section is now dumber for having to read your worthless comments. just shut the fuck up and go rape your mother some more fucker.

[VivalaKingofIsrael]

@MegaCodgod99 Just because she is a smart child it does not mean she will be the smartest person in the world.. You must be unaware of brain conditioning/higher state of awareness ? Just saying..

[MegaCodgod99]

@VivalaKingofIsrael ok whatever your not even in this........ just saying

[vinnyy1789]

@VivalaKingofIsrael you are right man...that megadog is such a dumb asshole...

[MegaCodgod99]

@vinnyy1789 why don't you just reply it to me instead of talking shit. you really are a pathetic motherfucker shut the fuck up and go someplace else you fucking troll piece of shit

[iplz]

when i read my head hurts.

[YelloeAce]

Average Asian. I see nothing unique here.

[o0SPARTAN]

she asian never saw that comeing

[TheProGoon2]

she used to be normal but her head is that far up her arse its made her chinese noooooooo

[xkeqq]

oh..its okay

shes asian.

[TuneVortex]

And of course,

She's Asian.

Ba Dum Tss.

[Kuthper]

Im like her i read so many books.But my parents dont tell me to stop lol

[StrummingWild]

her mannerisms annoy me . 

[kamkuat]

level : asian

[mrgerry123]

nurture not nature. Her mother is pushing her to be clever

[gymnastikschicaa]

Living on the edge with the mismatching socks..

[nickin11pThree]

if ur smart theres always a asian smarter then you :P

[uurai6]

Asians !

[scousechick87]

i was similar and i still kind of am in the reading aspect like this child is but i knew and still know my limits. i love video games dont get me wrong but i'd rather read or book, go out clubbing or listen to some music than a video game.

[thecrazybhanu]

i feel sorry for that child, yeah its good and all shes clever but really???

you would reject a child of a social life just to be smarter?

[InternetLawman]

@thecrazybhanu I agree. Sometimes spending entire summer days doing nothing but playing and exploring is really important for a person's childhood.

I bet she's going to devote her life to academic work to keep her mind off of the fact that She hasn't really lived.

Then again, most people do that too, except with television/youtube/the internet.

[judgeman090]

I never read when I wad young and still don't, Video Games were and still are my LIFE xD

[goldmine1995]

shes does my head in for some reason...whats the matter with being a normal child, yes be clever but be normal go to school have freinds having fun

[1XxQsULTIMATUMxX]

If this is Channel 4 News, then WHERE THE FUCK IS RON BURGUNDY!!!????

[Saturn21Productions]

hot dang didli dooo.... i tell you what. that's all i have to say.

[Rashkbb]

Goddamn, she's more literate than half the people I know.

[Wildsky123]

Dude, all of these comments like "Oh, she's going to have no friends" That is just proving that she is way more mature than you. She is going to go very far in life, don't give up! Be yourself, no one can ever knock your confidence down if you just ignore the people that wish they could be like you!

[ivanlagrossemoule]

@Wildsky123 Nope, it just proves that people don't like pricks like her.

[Yasharkilla123]

Imagine a black out in her house..

[wordyeaux]

when's the last time she's seen the sun?

[wordyeaux]

she has no friends...

[badjaeaux]

she sleeps for 10 hours and 45 mins

[KyFightsTigers]

Do you think she puts out?

[pringlesbag]

i rele wana beat her ass,is she a robot...4 rel???

[SongHooks1993]

She aint street smart....i can tell you that...and street smarts and cleverness go hand in hand....

[treefire9]

chinese...figures

[antisall]

'i sometimes ware mismatching socks'

WATCH OUT GUYS, WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!

[brad238899]

I'd beat her up! O'Doyle Rules!

[ForzaAquila]

11pm to 9:45???????? thats twice of what i sleep

[Markmwashi]

shes going to have no friends

[TheColaGoodfellow]

@Markmwashi

Then screw friends.

[fynney1996]

@Markmwashi she already has no friends

[RubiksPro47]

@Markmwashi already doesnt HAAHA

[azdgariarada]

@Markmwashi She'll be rich enough to buy friends.

[1993lgomez]

@Markmwashi she might end up being your son/daughters boss!

[albizu2010]

@Markmwashi but shes going to have alot of green friends

[MegaHolymoly]

I want to punch her.

[MegaHolymoly]

Mmm.. sticks.

[TheBusttheboss]

Asian, I am so surprised

[nindra1000]

Why everything in China???tallest, shortest, cleverest ...

[StinkyFinch]

@nindra1000 Then again, usually weakest, ugliest haha 

[Falmata23]

Not only does this have a typo BUT also a mispronunciation of the word "schedule" at :28 ...come on Channel4

[sawu101]

@Falmata23 does it really fucking matter? whats wrong with people that make a big deal out of everything.

[TheKillerTK92]

@Falmata23 certain areas of the world pronounce schedule that way, so no, it's not a mispronunciation

[Falmata23]

@TheKillerTK92 everyone Thumb this up so I can annoy TheKillerTK92 :)

[TacoTacoTaco96]

OF COURSE she is asian

[pickles565]

That girl is fucking annoying.

[CidHighwindStrife]

Title is retarded it is I not ME morons

[mario20033]

ing 9gag there's a saying...asians :D

[sexytubes]

aww, she thinks she's special lol

[kukimiyo]

11pm for a little girl? she must be tired

[Lewrestle200]

Her parents should let her live a normal life. Let her go to school, learn what she needs to do, but after school she should have hobbies and be able to have time with friends like a normal human being. This is another example of intelligence doesn't equal personality since she may be smart but she's incredibly smug and I think when she gets older the rest of society are going to just reject her.

[Generalisator]

Holy **** she goes of the bed late!

[astarzec]

This video just prove one of the many stereotypes that I have so ya. Little Asian girl typing faster than me and smarter... I hate her now

[slickjan88]

no disprespect to this girl but she would be incredibly hard to be around for along period of time

[ZeraGames]

Well, she is Chinese.

[connertofu1]

she probaly read more books then my whole freshman class

[angelaifyable]

sounds like the typical asian ..

[hiroshikazaki17]

@angelaifyable Japanese are fun Asians ,well some of them :D Oh well.

[ChuckNorrisGamer]

Ugh. She almost said funnest...WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT. LIVE YOUR CHILDHOOD GOD DAMNIT!

[GREATESTANIMEFREAK]

i cant type like her its like i peck im like weres the k an then weres the f lol

[GAMINGxxxONLY]

shes gonna be rich

[DevilsH0b0]

da FUK?!? o.O

[8nic98]

her words hurt the squishy thing inside my skull

[thetrueB166ER]

Asian Sheldon Girl

[thelifeofadamjones]

Bet she didnt know 1 + 1 = window

[SickmanOfVietnam]

whats for dinner? its the asian food man. it gotta be.

[SWsnowblower]

Title: The World's CLEVEREST child and ME... <--- it's MOST CLEVER child and I... you guys at channel 4 are fucking idiots...

[VanessaRawrsYew]

@SWsnowblower stfu... it was maybe a typo... people can even make mistakes. i bet u do too.

[SWsnowblower]

@VanessaRawrsYew No these guys have done it with several video titles, which means it isn't a typo. And granted I do make mistakes, neither are they obvious nor do they make me look like a complete dumbass...

[ChuckNorrisGamer]

@SWsnowblower

LOL. SO TRUE.



[agwideout19]

@SWsnowblower uhhhh this is actually a grammatically correct title... awkward

[SWsnowblower]

@agwideout19 Explain how it's grammatically correct then. I doesn't seem to make any sense.

[xRyuBu]

@SWsnowblower No, Imagine it as Louis sends this email to C4 saying

"here is my new series, its me with some intelligent people"...That made no sense but C4 didn't actually meet them. C4 just airs them

[DSLproductions]

@SWsnowblower Cleverest is a word...

[Chitenza]

@SWsnowblower Language changes and is not a constant you fucking nitwit.

[SWsnowblower]

@Chitenza Fuck off dude. That's an obvious statement that anyone who has ever taken English classes in high school knows that. I'm not six.

[SolidOne40]

She's not the cleverest child, she's very snotty and above average intelligence with OCD. No problemo.

[98benabuse]

Average Lisa Simpson

[edgarsk8rat]

mismatching socks, such a rebel!!

[jahosaphat313]

@edgarsk8rat Japanese Cavemen in F# minor!!

[Cre8tiveGam3s]

abit sad isnt it

[SolidOne40]

Her attitude is reminiscent of Veruka from Willy Wonka.

[AtomicCornbreadTV]

a little asian girl whos good with math i see nothing strange about her.



[Gakuya5]

i hope she doesnt grow up having problems, i hope another genius prep child falls in love with her :(

[shloka91]

Wow :|

[KingKnight16]

What?!?!! her parents actually told her to stop reading!!!!! man that what i want!!

[codandsports69]

asiaaaaaaaaa

[RAAMsocute]

I want to punch her

[leesmithy7atgmail]

0:40 I thought reading was FUCKING EPIC!!!

[ChrisHenniker]

I once saw an interview with Lee Kuan Yew (a well read high acheiver himself) and he said that the scholar was at the top of the Chinese feudal system. No I can see why.

[RainbowNinja85]

She speaks so wonderfully!

[DeathKnightsCow]

lol reminds me of my friend he was brilliant props for this kid as long as she is happy

[111Zadok]

her mannerisms are irritating me.

[stevespielberg]

@111Zadok She's smart, but smug as hell.

[iluvutooable]

@111Zadok this might be a stupid question, but what does mannerisms mean?

[XpurplepeopleeaterXX]

@iluvutooable mannerisms, as defined by the dictionary, is "a habitual gesture or way of speaking or behaving; an idiosyncrasy"

[iluvutooable]

@111Zadok ok thanks! Will impress my teacher!;)

ha ha

[Magicforce426]

she almost said funnest. :)

[yoohoo2k10]

I wonder if her schedule is like this on a weekend..... 

[TheRandomstuff12345]

I used to be clever, but then i took an arrow to the brain.

[hiroshikazaki17]

@TheRandomstuff12345 We have all took that .....>.>

[Minecraftdj01]

@oogalia Shut the fuck up. You probably get F's on every report card. Go suck balls. Your a faggot.

[oogalila]

The kids in my class (including me) are just as smart as she is. Also, if she pays ATTENTION to how she dresses "differently" than she IS paying attention to how she looks. She definately ISN'T SO CLEVER.

[tomaotgirl]

@oogalila yeah, just like how you're not clever enough to spell "definitely"

[idonthavetissues]

society states that caring about how you look is the way to go, and the fact that she cares so much about how she looks different to others appearance-wise doesn't really suggest a disregard for society..

[TheBunit100]

Too bad she won't have any social skills. keep wearing those mismatched socks you weirdo...

[MicrowavableJo]

@TheBunit100 Look up her talks at conventions. She is very skilled at everything.

[theishjort]

Get her on to find the cure for aids and alcohol poision, so I can go on fucking around!

[mashoro]

Before I watched this video and just read the title i KNEW this child was going to be asian..

[DanGilmrtin]

they didn't really make her seem all that clever. she reads, writes a schedule, and wears the wrong socks? if that's clever i must be a fucking genius.

[lilev4life312]

Fuck smart ass people ! >:O and her annoying vocabulary !

[MicrowavableJo]

Oh, man. She makes me feel like shit.

[MainstreamDnB]

Lol shell never experience childhood like a true kid.

[esquiloassasino]

I dont understand why smart people tend to 'not care to society',FUck you, thats completely wrong, we only got to where we are scientifically because of the MUTHERFUCKING WAY WE DO THINGS,Would not work in other ways, besides, thats what we got, its not the best way it could be, but its everything we have FOR NOW,so stop beeing Stupid and use your mind the way you make people think you do.

Sincerely,someone smart enought to understand the world, and play with it in a nice way.

[HickleHop]

@esquiloassasino She just wants to be different.....

[esquiloassasino]

@HickleHop Exactly, and where does it takes you?

[HickleHop]

@esquiloassasino Obviously it takes her to happiness. But would you rather be special,unique or the same as everyone else?

[esquiloassasino]

@HickleHop If it does then she got it right,Im just saying that when you try to be different, just to be 'out of society patterns' you automatically enters the part of society where everyone tries to show themselfs,Im different,i wear normal clothes,i act normal in front of 'normal' people,Im just saying that this whole thing of "denying society' is kind of mistoughted.

[HickleHop]

@esquiloassasino Okay I agree with you there :)

[esquiloassasino]

@HickleHop Cheers o/ :)

[Chronicium]

@esquiloassasino ... its being not beeing *does troll face* >:3

[Matuggertug]

fuckin asian

[kakka626]

But will she blend?

[theonlyoneoverhere]

LOL4CHAN, on schedule: Preferably w/ parents

[cakijs14]

Dora the explorer ! 

[shakeyakilt]

matilda?

[xMallNinjax1]

autistic chink

[matada99]

I used to be smart, but I joined school, and just wanted to be one with the gang.

[NailimiMontesi]

This girl is going to grow up to be the most pretentious person in the world.

[rooster8090]

she's not actually that impressive, pause and look at the timetable, most lessons are only 20 mins, and she sleeps in until 9:45!!!

[Gr8rThenU]

@rooster8090 Well I dont see you doing more then she is there is no need to complain over something you don't do your self and so what if she stays in if you actualy opened your fucken eyes you can see she works till 10pm which I will say bravo to her

[rooster8090]

@Gr8rThenU I am in the office from 6am - 7:30pm, and that doesn't include lunch.

[Gr8rThenU]

@rooster8090 thats no excuse your a grown man/women shes a girl and she chooses to work that along your getting paid shes not there was no point to make a stupid excuse like that -_-

[rooster8090]

@Gr8rThenU When i was at school (not getting paid) i still had lessons before she even wakes up, so did everyone else in the uk at that time, that's the difference between britain an america.

There's no surprise that 1% owns a third of the countries wealth, because 99% of americans sit around watching disney channel and eating mcdonalds every day.