@nweunleashed : see what a wuss Alistair really is? He could "man up" and be like XD I'mma bout ta hit it w/ 2 chicks! But Nooooooo... instead he's all, " *sniff* Y-you...like a girl, too? *sniff* I-I can't go there, sorry... ='( " Maybe it was the Chantry upbringing...
I find all your comments so damn funny! I love Alistair but sometimes he's just too much of a boyscout! You know if he could keep Isabella around, he would! Maybe it bothers him that she was a ley sister, perhaps? They didn't take vows but he probably still sees her in her chantry frock.
Warrior536 theres a difference between the pirate wench and the bard. The bards standing no more than ten feet away with easy access to poisons and other nasty things, whereas the pirate wench is seven SEA'S away and wont get a chance to do terrible things to him in a fit of jealous rage.
so...alistair will agree in a threesome with a random pirate wench who has had more dick in her life than the whole grey warden order killed darkspawn, yet he chickens out about one with leliana?
@Warrior536 Not to mention if you're romancing Zevran,(which I did) he throws a hissy fit and forces you to choose. And of course, he tries to dump you after the landsmeet unless you're a Noble Female, and if he doesn't dump you, the most you get is a place as his consort. Jerk -.-
I remember one time I made a female to romance Leliana, and for some strange reason Alistair gave me his rose even though I didnt pick any romance convo options (at least, I dont THINK I did...). I had to turn him down and his approval dropped.
God I connot get alistair's approval up on mine since connor died x.x no gifts he likes and no conversation >.> any help anyone? Please??? *alistair puppy dog eyes*
And he honest to god looks like he is in absolute pain. Poor poor guy. I did this whole thing with Alistair just to see a different reaction last night, and he got so pissed at me. Whoops, lol. I only got -15 though...o.O
@SandDragon91 There's a way to get only -2 disapproval from him, if you say just the right things, I guess be easy on him and tell him you're in love with someone else and he takes it rather well, I should post that one just for comparison, lol. yea, -30 ouch! Thank gawd for Bohdan's endless supply of "Thoughtful gift" and "Cake"!!
aww I had this happen to me, I had my chick start to kiss leliana then I was having her kiss alistair at the same time, and she confronted me about it lmao.
Except, I stayed with alistair and leliana disapproved -20, but she still is rated really high approval wise. It just sucks that I couldn't get her trophy too or..first.. Cause now I'd feel too bad having to screw Alistair over. But yeah, haha :)
"isnt that the ultimate male fantasy? Morrigan was right ur a Wuss!. imma roll in the furs with Leli, grow a pair if you wanna join" those lines cracked me up! xD
The funny thing is, when you have a romance with Morrigan, but also a bit with Leliana (so high approval with her) she asks you about you and Morrigan and tells you she's seen her going in your tent. If you give the right answers, she believes you telling her, you were only talking to Morrigan about something and you're just friends with her. xD
Alistair always makes me feel so guilty when i cheat on him with Zevran and Al, if i chose Zevran he's always like "Imma go cry in my corner" whereas Zevran's alright with it if you apologise, it makes me facepalm
@TheSuperRound yea, Al really knows how to work them puppydog eyes...but not as good Leli, you should see the face she makes if you break up with her. If you piss her off, she'll get all mad, but tell her you love someone else and she starts to cry and say "I'll love you always...as a friend..." omg, it made me feel sooo bad...
@rainbowgemyni You may be the badass grey warden who takes down the legendary Archdemon, but when it gets to Leliana's and Alistairs puppy faces, you know this is the -actual- boss battle.
@Sora744 He gives you a Rose...so it's a joke a bad one at that I guess, one of your reply options when he gives you the rose is "Feeling a little 'thorny'?"
I had that same reaction... i talked to alistair first when they where making me choose and i was pretty 50/50 on who to pick and then he says he doesnt want both of us and i was like "FINE THEN IMMA GO HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH LELIANA" D:<
='( I could never do that to alistar
ZombieHitGirl 2 months ago
Yes it is the ultimate male fantasy ...... just being honest..
nweunleashed 8 months ago 2
@nweunleashed : see what a wuss Alistair really is? He could "man up" and be like XD I'mma bout ta hit it w/ 2 chicks! But Nooooooo... instead he's all, " *sniff* Y-you...like a girl, too? *sniff* I-I can't go there, sorry... ='( " Maybe it was the Chantry upbringing...
rainbowgemyni 8 months ago 2
@rainbowgemyni 20$ says zevran would be like hell f'''king yes!
nweunleashed 8 months ago
I find all your comments so damn funny! I love Alistair but sometimes he's just too much of a boyscout! You know if he could keep Isabella around, he would! Maybe it bothers him that she was a ley sister, perhaps? They didn't take vows but he probably still sees her in her chantry frock.
LadyIntegra517 9 months ago
Warrior536 theres a difference between the pirate wench and the bard. The bards standing no more than ten feet away with easy access to poisons and other nasty things, whereas the pirate wench is seven SEA'S away and wont get a chance to do terrible things to him in a fit of jealous rage.
Blackemperess 10 months ago
I cheated on Alistair with Zevran and he never found out bahahaha...
MVENJO 10 months ago
pussy
bylertoe1 11 months ago
so...alistair will agree in a threesome with a random pirate wench who has had more dick in her life than the whole grey warden order killed darkspawn, yet he chickens out about one with leliana?
Warrior536 11 months ago 10
@Warrior536 : that's a good point, you make there. Hey, Al, hypocrite much?
rainbowgemyni 10 months ago
@Warrior536 Not to mention if you're romancing Zevran,(which I did) he throws a hissy fit and forces you to choose. And of course, he tries to dump you after the landsmeet unless you're a Noble Female, and if he doesn't dump you, the most you get is a place as his consort. Jerk -.-
theMetalNerd91 9 months ago
@Warrior536 EXACTLY!!!!!!
LadyIntegra517 9 months ago
2:53 And Alistair gets brave and takes the inicative! xD
TommyVercetti214 11 months ago
"i didn't know your tounge could do that?!"
"good, i'll take it as a good sign"
theluci1987 1 year ago
Normally that scene would make me upset, but the texts made me crack up the whole time lol good job =)
4HereNow 1 year ago
Bioware should get you for making dialogues, and pay you a lot for it :P
mawa89g 1 year ago
Aaaaw poor alistair, it's not his fault that he doesn't have any balls.
huaun 1 year ago
I remember one time I got -70 from Morrigan XD
Ohh... old times :')
DrLiaraTSoni 1 year ago
@DrLiaraTSoni WOAH, what'd you say to get that? I know at some point, you can outright call her a bitch...but I didn't.
rainbowgemyni 11 months ago
@rainbowgemyni
Well, I THINK it was when she said if you could answer her question about love... being a complete bastard really pisses her off XD
DrLiaraTSoni 11 months ago
"Morrigan was right. Ur a wuss". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
iHateSpoilerz 1 year ago
Oh my goodness.
Next time someone starts out with "It's a personal question," I am most definitely responding with "No, I'm not wearing panties..."
Destonium 1 year ago 2
seeing this makes me wana kill alistair for being such a bitch , he gives all guys a bad neme but great vid text was hilarious
soundofthebeast 1 year ago
I remember one time I made a female to romance Leliana, and for some strange reason Alistair gave me his rose even though I didnt pick any romance convo options (at least, I dont THINK I did...). I had to turn him down and his approval dropped.
Dracowrath1 1 year ago
Oh God I was wetting myself at the quotes you put in xD But awwww Alistair, kicked Puppy much?
stripeydani 1 year ago
poor poor Alistair
Mandalore1987 1 year ago
God I connot get alistair's approval up on mine since connor died x.x no gifts he likes and no conversation >.> any help anyone? Please??? *alistair puppy dog eyes*
fluffylovey 1 year ago
why not keep alister
SexyStefanSalvatore 1 year ago
I LOL'D @ UR TEXT IN IT XD
CharlotteEmily09 1 year ago
@CharlotteEmily09 hehehe, I lol'd putting it in there.
rainbowgemyni 1 year ago
@rainbowgemyni At first I thought she meant you were putting text incase we couldnt read the game text but then I saw the fake ones and rofl'd
Dracowrath1 1 year ago
OW. -30! lmfao.
And he honest to god looks like he is in absolute pain. Poor poor guy. I did this whole thing with Alistair just to see a different reaction last night, and he got so pissed at me. Whoops, lol. I only got -15 though...o.O
SandDragon91 1 year ago 4
@SandDragon91 There's a way to get only -2 disapproval from him, if you say just the right things, I guess be easy on him and tell him you're in love with someone else and he takes it rather well, I should post that one just for comparison, lol. yea, -30 ouch! Thank gawd for Bohdan's endless supply of "Thoughtful gift" and "Cake"!!
rainbowgemyni 1 year ago
@SandDragon91 actually, for Alistair, they should have made "cheese" gifts like different cheeses you can give him! :)
rainbowgemyni 1 year ago 2
Aww~ ;_;
PunkR4wk3r 1 year ago
aww I had this happen to me, I had my chick start to kiss leliana then I was having her kiss alistair at the same time, and she confronted me about it lmao.
Except, I stayed with alistair and leliana disapproved -20, but she still is rated really high approval wise. It just sucks that I couldn't get her trophy too or..first.. Cause now I'd feel too bad having to screw Alistair over. But yeah, haha :)
Blink182Fan16 1 year ago
"isnt that the ultimate male fantasy? Morrigan was right ur a Wuss!. imma roll in the furs with Leli, grow a pair if you wanna join" those lines cracked me up! xD
gatebreaker78 1 year ago 4
@gatebreaker78 yeh, I was just crackin myself up at that point. :)
rainbowgemyni 1 year ago
ooooooooooo your in trouble
TheDarkDreamer13 1 year ago
The funny thing is, when you have a romance with Morrigan, but also a bit with Leliana (so high approval with her) she asks you about you and Morrigan and tells you she's seen her going in your tent. If you give the right answers, she believes you telling her, you were only talking to Morrigan about something and you're just friends with her. xD
TheDragonoftheWest 1 year ago
Alistair always makes me feel so guilty when i cheat on him with Zevran and Al, if i chose Zevran he's always like "Imma go cry in my corner" whereas Zevran's alright with it if you apologise, it makes me facepalm
TheSuperRound 1 year ago
@TheSuperRound yea, Al really knows how to work them puppydog eyes...but not as good Leli, you should see the face she makes if you break up with her. If you piss her off, she'll get all mad, but tell her you love someone else and she starts to cry and say "I'll love you always...as a friend..." omg, it made me feel sooo bad...
rainbowgemyni 1 year ago
@rainbowgemyni You may be the badass grey warden who takes down the legendary Archdemon, but when it gets to Leliana's and Alistairs puppy faces, you know this is the -actual- boss battle.
TheSuperRound 1 year ago 36
I love the annotations, you should have made the dialogue options for the game.
Linkforlife199 1 year ago
@Linkforlife199 ty I do crack things like this when I don't get enough sleep, yay insomnia! ;)
rainbowgemyni 1 year ago
Alistair's thought after dis; Lesbians...-_-
2Wolfheartwarrior 1 year ago 2
I think you ment "Horny"
Sora744 1 year ago
@Sora744 He gives you a Rose...so it's a joke a bad one at that I guess, one of your reply options when he gives you the rose is "Feeling a little 'thorny'?"
rainbowgemyni 1 year ago
@rainbowgemyni Oh!
Sora744 1 year ago
Lei is nice n' all, but Alli is the BESTEST EVAR.
zakipoe79 1 year ago
awwwww poor puppy dog eyes at the end
MsVikitty 1 year ago 25
Poor Alistair :(
shadowmare97 1 year ago 3
Lol, "No I'm not wearing panties." "Yes I've been in her panties."
Hilarious.
poope398765 1 year ago
LMAO your annotations had me crackin up!
madeinmexico47 1 year ago 3
I had that same reaction... i talked to alistair first when they where making me choose and i was pretty 50/50 on who to pick and then he says he doesnt want both of us and i was like "FINE THEN IMMA GO HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH LELIANA" D:<
LeNimph 2 years ago
got bored, had some fun with annotations!
rainbowgemyni 2 years ago
@rainbowgemyni you should write the convos for DA2
MissKriekentaart 1 year ago