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  • ='( I could never do that to alistar

  • Yes it is the ultimate male fantasy ...... just being honest..

  • @nweunleashed : see what a wuss Alistair really is? He could "man up" and be like XD I'mma bout ta hit it w/ 2 chicks! But Nooooooo... instead he's all, " *sniff* Y-you...like a girl, too? *sniff* I-I can't go there, sorry... ='( " Maybe it was the Chantry upbringing...

  • @rainbowgemyni 20$ says zevran would be like hell f'''king yes!

  • I find all your comments so damn funny! I love Alistair but sometimes he's just too much of a boyscout! You know if he could keep Isabella around, he would! Maybe it bothers him that she was a ley sister, perhaps? They didn't take vows but he probably still sees her in her chantry frock.

  • Warrior536 theres a difference between the pirate wench and the bard. The bards standing no more than ten feet away with easy access to poisons and other nasty things, whereas the pirate wench is seven SEA'S away and wont get a chance to do terrible things to him in a fit of jealous rage.

  • I cheated on Alistair with Zevran and he never found out bahahaha...

  • pussy

  • so...alistair will agree in a threesome with a random pirate wench who has had more dick in her life than the whole grey warden order killed darkspawn, yet he chickens out about one with leliana?

  • @Warrior536 : that's a good point, you make there.  Hey, Al, hypocrite much?

  • @Warrior536 Not to mention if you're romancing Zevran,(which I did) he throws a hissy fit and forces you to choose. And of course, he tries to dump you after the landsmeet unless you're a Noble Female, and if he doesn't dump you, the most you get is a place as his consort. Jerk -.-

  • @Warrior536 EXACTLY!!!!!!

  • 2:53 And Alistair gets brave and takes the inicative! xD

  • "i didn't know your tounge could do that?!"

    "good, i'll take it as a good sign"

  • Normally that scene would make me upset, but the texts made me crack up the whole time lol good job =)

  • Bioware should get you for making dialogues, and pay you a lot for it :P

  • Aaaaw poor alistair, it's not his fault that he doesn't have any balls.

  • I remember one time I got -70 from Morrigan XD

    Ohh... old times :')

  • @DrLiaraTSoni WOAH, what'd you say to get that? I know at some point, you can outright call her a bitch...but I didn't.

  • @rainbowgemyni

    Well, I THINK it was when she said if you could answer her question about love... being a complete bastard really pisses her off XD

  • "Morrigan was right. Ur a wuss". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Oh my goodness.

    Next time someone starts out with "It's a personal question," I am most definitely responding with "No, I'm not wearing panties..."

  • seeing this makes me wana kill alistair for being such a bitch , he gives all guys a bad neme but great vid text was hilarious

  • I remember one time I made a female to romance Leliana, and for some strange reason Alistair gave me his rose even though I didnt pick any romance convo options (at least, I dont THINK I did...). I had to turn him down and his approval dropped.

  • Oh God I was wetting myself at the quotes you put in xD But awwww Alistair, kicked Puppy much?

  • poor poor Alistair

  • God I connot get alistair's approval up on mine since connor died x.x no gifts he likes and no conversation >.> any help anyone? Please??? *alistair puppy dog eyes*

  • why not keep alister

  • I LOL'D @ UR TEXT IN IT XD

  • @CharlotteEmily09 hehehe, I lol'd putting it in there.

  • @rainbowgemyni At first I thought she meant you were putting text incase we couldnt read the game text but then I saw the fake ones and rofl'd

  • OW. -30! lmfao.

    And he honest to god looks like he is in absolute pain. Poor poor guy. I did this whole thing with Alistair just to see a different reaction last night, and he got so pissed at me. Whoops, lol. I only got -15 though...o.O

  • @SandDragon91 There's a way to get only -2 disapproval from him, if you say just the right things, I guess be easy on him and tell him you're in love with someone else and he takes it rather well, I should post that one just for comparison, lol. yea, -30 ouch! Thank gawd for Bohdan's endless supply of "Thoughtful gift" and "Cake"!!

  • @SandDragon91 actually, for Alistair, they should have made "cheese" gifts like different cheeses you can give him! :)

  • Aww~ ;_;

  • aww I had this happen to me, I had my chick start to kiss leliana then I was having her kiss alistair at the same time, and she confronted me about it lmao.

    Except, I stayed with alistair and leliana disapproved -20, but she still is rated really high approval wise. It just sucks that I couldn't get her trophy too or..first.. Cause now I'd feel too bad having to screw Alistair over. But yeah, haha :)

  • "isnt that the ultimate male fantasy? Morrigan was right ur a Wuss!. imma roll in the furs with Leli, grow a pair if you wanna join" those lines cracked me up! xD

  • @gatebreaker78 yeh, I was just crackin myself up at that point. :)

  • ooooooooooo your in trouble

  • The funny thing is, when you have a romance with Morrigan, but also a bit with Leliana (so high approval with her) she asks you about you and Morrigan and tells you she's seen her going in your tent. If you give the right answers, she believes you telling her, you were only talking to Morrigan about something and you're just friends with her. xD

  • Alistair always makes me feel so guilty when i cheat on him with Zevran and Al, if i chose Zevran he's always like "Imma go cry in my corner" whereas Zevran's alright with it if you apologise, it makes me facepalm

  • @TheSuperRound yea, Al really knows how to work them puppydog eyes...but not as good Leli, you should see the face she makes if you break up with her. If you piss her off, she'll get all mad, but tell her you love someone else and she starts to cry and say "I'll love you always...as a friend..." omg, it made me feel sooo bad...

  • @rainbowgemyni You may be the badass grey warden who takes down the legendary Archdemon, but when it gets to Leliana's and Alistairs puppy faces, you know this is the -actual- boss battle.

  • I love the annotations, you should have made the dialogue options for the game.

  • @Linkforlife199 ty I do crack things like this when I don't get enough sleep, yay insomnia! ;)

  • Alistair's thought after dis; Lesbians...-_-

  • I think you ment "Horny"

  • @Sora744 He gives you a Rose...so it's a joke a bad one at that I guess, one of your reply options when he gives you the rose is "Feeling a little 'thorny'?"

  • Lei is nice n' all, but Alli is the BESTEST EVAR.

  • awwwww poor puppy dog eyes at the end

  • Poor Alistair :(

  • Lol, "No I'm not wearing panties." "Yes I've been in her panties."

    Hilarious.

  • LMAO your annotations had me crackin up!

  • I had that same reaction... i talked to alistair first when they where making me choose and i was pretty 50/50 on who to pick and then he says he doesnt want both of us and i was like "FINE THEN IMMA GO HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH LELIANA" D:<

  • got bored, had some fun with annotations!

  • @rainbowgemyni you should write the convos for DA2

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