Proof that Twilight Fans are Insane

[ECig1Survivor]

WHAT THE ( F ) . .  . !

[MrDeadSpace44]

Y'know, I thought the first three or so girls were reasonably emotionally invested in their story series of choice, but it kind of went downhill from there.

[cynx16x]

Why the hate, everyone has the right to love and enjoy something.

[slaidification]

reason why censorship is required

[Saveourmidnightsun]

Hater

[Temporal7Lizardo]

Creationist Twilight fans anyone?

[Daudgrim]

That fat ugly guy scares the hell out of me..huh a girl? no way.

[RTRDPrOd]

This is why chuck norris is alive...

[RurouniStarchild]

The only thing that's scarier than the Twilight franchise are it's hard-core fans.

And frankly.... i've seen enough.

[mechaart]

If you want to see a real vampire movies just look up The Lost Boys or Fright Night 1 and 2.

Stephanie Meyer is Bella and Edward is her dream guy who not only happens to be older than her but is a stalker and is dead. Also her character seems to love making out and such with a sort of shapeshifting oversized wolf that doesnt even look at all like a horror werewolf.

Plus isnt Edward supposed to die in sunlight, not sparkle like a queer?

Jacob isnt a werewolf, more like a oversized puppy.

[FTS57]

Hmm... I don't think its working.... Use the hose!

[tonito8594]

That Harry Potter fan is a total traitor.

[SlimShadyKnowles]

* poker face *

[gethsoftware]

you want romance? watch kanokon.

[MrXclio]

my soul has just died.

[iskidderz]

This is soooooooo sad. PRAISE GOD that theres only one more movie. Because hopefully these peopple will go back to normal. But hope is a object not easliy obtained. At least in this case it is not

[Vinhaay]

Girls are so easily manipulated........ notice I said "girls" not "women". These people are "girls".

[VFALB666]

I'd rather be kissed by Chrispher Lee or Bela, I hate Edward!

[Royroymiharu]

@LaunchPad05 I totally agree with you even though I am a girl I hate hate hate twilight sooooooo much and that is why I think my older sister is a morons he tried to make me read the book oh my god that was the worst book ever in the world

[Royroymiharu]

Stupid twilight fans watch fullmetal alchemist then how precious are your sparkling pixies... Go team EDWARD ELRIC and who doesn't like THE FLAME ALCHEMIST COLONEL ROY MUSTANG😍😍

[bazla123]

@Royroymiharu you cant compare one of the best anime characters *edward elric* to useless excuse for character such as edward cullen.

of course eds gonna win. i mean hes got alcheme, not to mention hes a genious. =)

[X6GrimReaper9X]

I think the reason people like twilight so much is because they have a horrible love life and repress it by watching twilight.

[Chennaigirl123]

I used to like Twilight in 8th grade (until Breaking Dawn) but I was never insane like this.

[zm093]

i feel so sorry for all the men having to go to the movies with their girlfriends

[theninjacowboy]

thanks, I'm one of them.

[rpowarz]

@zm093 Why, I'm sure it makes for an interesting evening if he knows how to play the cards right.

[Launchpad05]

Women need to stop buying so much crap so that Hollywood doesn't pander to them with such god awful movies, and TV shows!

[mikek44224]

I take solace in the fact that Twitards have a natural predator: abusive, dominating, controlling alpha males. Seriously, any theater or Twilight convention has to just become an all you can rape buffet for one of them. Just sit back and savor the schadenfreude.

[Launchpad05]

This series has made me lose any, and all respect for women, movie goers, and humanity in general! I'm sick, and tired of women constantly spending money on crap like this! Fuck 'Twilight'!

[mikek44224]

@Launchpad05 Twitards make me rethink the 19th Amendment.

[zm093]

And why does taylor lautner have girly hair?

[zm093]

Like, if you hate twilight

[deidjera]

1:24 holy shit! it's going to eat us all! it's going to eat us all!

[theblackcreekmermaid]

this made me LOL. no wonder Robert was so timid in the beginning; the fans are scary. O.0

[LovinTheDharma]

My best friend and I went to see Breaking Dawn due to lack of anything else on, and spent the entire movie making fart noises whenever Edward came on screen XD Best time ever.

[derpbunny]

this makes me ashamed to be a girl. :c

[Shawn10000000]

twilight - the day vampires became gay.

I miss dracula.

[mariolittlekuriboh]

twilight gives gays a bad name

[arlpainbringer]

omg... girls are creepy srsly

[hugofernanades]

only stupid girls and stupid homosexual enjoy twilight

[Tonesyxx]

Twilight fans are the reason why we should bring back the electric chair...

[rawrgas]

0:43 no comment

[SaphiraTheMongoose]

0:18 seems pretty sane to me.

[DimSimToughBitch]

O_O...

goodbye faith in humanity

team HP!!!!

[EasterGhost]

They're no longer human, it would seem.

[VFALB666]

I'm so scared of them all! They're are all fucking weirdos! I belive in traditional vampires and I'd rather snog and get fucked by Nosferatu or Christopher Lee than that sparkly faggot Edward!

[ModernNorseman]

I think Twilight is merely an experiment.......with tragic results.

[w7100]

People bitch because Kristen stewert sucks in these movies because she's flat and shows no emotion, hell I think she's a amazing she's got bella swan down flat

[R7gmbx]

EUUUGH! oh god damn, I feel sick looking at these critters. Especially that nasty ogre like thing at the end. THOSE TEETH EUGH.

[TunesDiva]

I'm a Twilight fan.... I'm not insane. That was the crazy Twi-Hards. The frightening side. And at 1:14 - I almost killed myself laughing.

[LyndieLovesFashion]

Naked half guys?

[vonpiro]

scary

[dolceclavier]

I've heard that twilight fans sometimes make out with their dogs because they remind them of Jacob Black.

Stephenie Meyer not only promotes women being servile damsels in distress but also bestiality.

[TitanicMongoose]

Twilight: the disease that is killing humanity.

[dolceclavier]

...and I thought the march of the Beliebers was horrifying...

[JelloOnline]

0:55 "That's the way Stephenie Myer wrote them, so it must be true"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Lightscribe225]

I think it became popular because every girl who reads it is basically reading another girl's masturbation material.

[TheLoveBaby14]

Back in my day vampires used to suck blood not dick

[69Semiazas69]

@TheLoveBaby14 *term relationship. and definitely not a stable relationship. i guarantee that if any guy had to get compared to "edward cullen" every day, and even though they're probably already better than him, got told or insinuated that they "just aren't as amazing as edward" to them, a lot of guys i know would either cheat, kick her ass, or LEAVE that bitch then and there. you see nuttymadam3575's video's thumbnail? that's what happens to those women that don't get over guys like that that

[69Semiazas69]

@TheLoveBaby14 get their abs painted on and sit in a makeup chair for hours every day while they make the movies. damn hollywood, and all these retarded women. my girlfriend is the hottest chick i've ever seen and is amazing in bed (and a freak at that), but if she ever got like these chicks, she'd come home to packed bags full of her shit. and i've told her that, too. lol.

[sledgehockeyg1rl]

Oh my gosh, what the heck?

[ForNeverAfter]

"oh jesieus, oh jesieus, oh jesieus"

[ForNeverAfter]

"oh jesieus, oh jesieus, oh jesieus"

[PowerArmor123]

lol naked half guys LOLOL 

[SuperNateclark]

WAIT so edward is a 100 year old vampire who goes around making out with a girl whos in her teens? pedophilia much? not only that hes also dead so nows its necrophilia plus she also wants to have sex with a giant wolf so now its beastality? the writer of the book is FUCKED UP

[Hopeofmen]

"Everyone thinks I'm crazy though." i would have never guessed.

[unoriginalizednames]

@StFuWtFgIrL i know rite it is the best im glade i read cirque du freak instead of faglight

[lolmeadia]

Proof twilight should be illegal.

[unoriginalizednames]

it shows how romantically challenge we men are when girls literally have orgasms to a fake person but i couldn't care less fuckin sparkelly fag vampires i find it hard to believe theres a " vegetarian " vampire but i gusse cirqe du freak isn't good enough for you people

[StFuWtFgIrL]

@unoriginalizednames

Cirque du Freak.

Read the series in middle school.

Fucking awesome.

[smallpersonx]

Uhm, I dont think I want my guy or any guy to be Edward Cullen, he would just wussy out during a makeout session or more xD

[nightshadememory]

Team Belmont represent! 

[dallasdoby3]

@nightshadememory Fuck YEAH!

[LusterOfDarkness]

Dear God, that fat ass twilight fan just had to be put into this video, didn't she? I want to forget about that abomination forever. >.<

[Saveourmidnightsun]

Thank you for adding the riot part in there:) thays the cherry on top of the cake:) just remember, you have been tagged as an ignorant hater.

Love,

The twihards

[TinyRoseTamer]

I just shit my pants & had a stroke...

The Crazies are back!!!!

[rostalolman]

I...am horrified.

Were those actually riot police on the scene there?... O.O"

[dolceclavier]

@rostalolman I know.

[EmilG90]

UGLY GIRL: Every guy should be Edward Cullen.. okay if every girl could be Jessica Alba ?

[tomahawkknoscope]

Stephanie Myers knows absolutely nothing about vampires...period

[nothuman100]

Your gonna die, then scream and cry :S

i wouldda thought being mortal and all you''d have to do that the opposite way, but i dont know whether edward has bitten you lol

[TheRipperPrince]

What do you think Alucard would do to these people?

...Unspeakable things.

[ThouWindowShatters]

@TheRipperPrince alucard would rape face. he's more badass than pussy-edward will ever be. XD

[TheRipperPrince]

@ThouWindowShatters Amen, brother.

[ThouWindowShatters]

@TheRipperPrince indeed. *high fives ya* alucard is the epitome of what a vampire should be. faeries around the world are embarrased that edward sparkles like them. XD

[mybrotherisanaddict]

These people should watch Hellsing.

[zkivez]

xD

[MisterGurkinz]

I'm a vampire, and I love all this free food.

[tomahawkknoscope]

that would be one huge apple

[ThouWindowShatters]

@tomahawkknoscope the size of mexico... O______e

[MissDragonheart69]

0:27: Stupid fangirl: Every guy should be Edward?

Me: WTF? You want a guy who is an abusive stalker who will rip out your car engine and say he did that because he loves you? ARE YOU GIRLS FUCKING INSANE?!!!

[jacksonwrath]

Skip to 1:14 if you wanna hear the mating call of a whale.

[ThouWindowShatters]

@jacksonwrath XD omfg you are my favorite person ever!

[jacksonwrath]

@ThouWindowShatters lol i try =D

[kkklerch]

@jacksonwrath LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDD i cried

[AestheticPrince]

@jacksonwrath

That is the best comment i have seen on youtube.

[EvilTim1234]

"i want to be that apple" my favorite line

[MewMewMe2U]

i hate twilight, but me and my best friend watch it just to laugh at how embarrisingly awful it is, wtf how can a film be so bad...?

[dipu94321]

WOWOWOWOW.sniffing a girl in class is so romantic.i tried it and got slapped and sent to the headmaster's office.how's that for romantic,ugly dicks.

[MrTwistedWirez]

99.99% of twilight fans are fat ugly or just plain weird.

[SaphiraTheMongoose]

@MrTwistedWirez Same with anime fans. They're worse, they dress up and put overused Jap phrases in their sentences. It's like they're trying to make fun of Japanese people.

[HaloandMetroid]

@SaphiraTheMongoose That's generalizing. Not all twilight fans are crazy and ask edward cullen to have their baby and most anime fans don't dress up.

[HaloandMetroid]

@SaphiraTheMongoose You can be perfectly normal and like both.

[Girlsr0cK4ever12]

@MrTwistedWirez Not true. There are alot of hot girls that are Twilight fans

[MrTwistedWirez]

@stetelle I thought the fat girl said that too LOLZ!

[stetelle]

I LOVE EAT

[darkangel3492]

0:38 creepy stalker slow motion style lmao

[Ryand2233]

Wtf is the big deal about twilight anyway. It's about a girl who is depressed do she falls in love with a dead guy who looks like he's constipated

[AugustinusHipponesis]

I LOVE EAT!

Yes you do, Snorlax, yes you do.

[SimsFan1492]

Why are all twilight fans fat ? They are building up calories for the time when they are vampires so they wont need to drink blood.

[d00dled2]

someone give me a gun before my sister will turn into a twilicht fan!!! D:

[Cavalier753]

"I WANNA BE THA APPLE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­H" That scared the shit out of me. All I could think was, "OH MY GOD kill it with fire!!!

[Chimerabane]

@Cavalier753 more like man the harpoons

[EDDIEinWAR]

i stopped watching Monday Night Combat Steamy Valentine Update music video

just to watch these pathetic women go batshit crazy

[CSSFan13]

0:47 - 0:50 That could happen in 2012!!!!! It'll be funny!!!!

[LittleMisssMalfoy13]

Real mean don't sparkle, REAL MEN DEFEAT DARK WIZARDS!

[fiveMIRrOrs]

I never had anything against Twilight until I saw the film. Feeling really uncomfortable while watching it's awful romance unfold and the unchemistry between the characters grow stronger, I asked myself: is this truly entertainment? Can Twilight justify it's existence, or is it just a parasite that does more harm to humanity than good?

That, my friend, is the Twilight question. And a question requires a solution.

[Nitrofenol]

They ruined vampires for the next generation. Fuck even Count Chocula is a way better vampire than the one from Twilight.

[YukiNagato3]

notice how they're all unattractive.

[ModernNorseman]

Twilight fans are not insane...........

they are fucking unintelligent pissholes who are slaves to the media's fairy tales.

Your cousin with down syndrome is more intelligent these whelps.

[Dougaloon]

That'd be funny if every girl in this video suddenly dropped dead.

[kira38ify]

they're insane!!! poor they boyfriend and husband....

[void735]

ive come up with the wort thing that could ever happen!

Breaking dawn staring Justin Beiber and Rebecka black do a duet musical through the movie as bella keep beging a self manuplitive bitch.

I dont have a word for this yet...but just thinking of it makes things gray

[void735]

i fell so sorry for Robert Pattinson. He dont wanna do these movies but he sighed a contract at the first movie so hes forced to finsih theshow.

poor basterd...

[jackthayer]

yes the ladies don't go for mr.right go for mr.abusive manipulative also when there is a fight don't get all tough instead go into the corner like stephen myers wants u too bc feminism and all they worked for is so over rated

[verulence]

This was the single most terrifying thing I have ever seen in my life... Thank you "theninjacowboy", what faith I had in humanity is now gone :D

[gamerx112]

vampires: are supposed to feed on people brutally and rape those who are virgins of opposite sex to deal with making another vamp, in which means vamps are brutal to each other.

twilight: sparkle sparkle. MOVIE EXPLAINED

[TitanicMongoose]

Blade would kill every single character in twilight without breaking a sweat. To all Twilight fans: Watch a REAL vampire movie. Like Blade, or Nosferatu, or something like that.

[12fuzzyrats]

O-o" *runs away screaming in sheer terror*

[mgomaster123]

Someone kill that fat sgla plz

[theoneandonlyshauna]

Dear the cast of the twilight saga, I am so sorry you have to put up with twats like this. I am a twilight fan, however, I am NORMAL. I apologise in behalf of the small number of us sane twilight fans, please don't lose faith in the remaining few of us left.

Warm regards

Shauna.

[TeshnosFire]

@theoneandonlyshauna 8| Oh my~

A relatively normal fan of the Twilight Saga, what a rare breed to find. *Pokes with stick*

[bimbo202]

i don't like Twilight but if I had to choose a team it would be Team Jacob. call me crazy for not being in love with EC

[WoFxInFeCtEd]

"I do believe in vampires and i think they're out there and everyone thinks im crazy." WELL I WONDER WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Saveourmidnightsun]

I looooooovvvvvveeeeeeee this video!!!!!

[TheWaystone]

Nosferatu is a vampire, Edward is a faggot.

Learn the difference, it could save you ten bucks.

[CSSFan13]

@TheWaystone LOL!!!!!!! I'm with you. Team Nosferatu. That movie (Nosferatu) will scrae the crap out of the TwiTards!

[ShawneeObsessed]

LOL CRAZY BITCHES MUCH?

[ADITLIA]

so many dumb fangirl shits that should actually read some other book in their lifetime.

[arkanrais]

I can honestly say I felt like throwing up multiple times while watching this...

[Saveourmidnightsun]

Y yes, yes we r insane twihards :) have a nice day:)

[RoninGunV]

If you ask them if they know Bram Stoker i bet they'll say "who?"

[LuckierKmart]

I laughed so hard at the riot part

[KimBeauSlice]

Small minded atamotons

[FasterThanRainbows]

Twilight Sparkle?

She's awesome! :D

[TheRushingShadow]

Vampires...don't...FUCKING...S­PARKLE!!!!!

[Triggerhappytel]

I would go to watch a Blade/Twilight crossover where basically Wesley Snipes eviscerates Robert Pattison.

[Thompson1337]

"I LOVE EAAAAATTTT"

[MrJamespj]

@Thompson1337 I think you got it lol. The next word was probably babies...or kittens..

[Valargul]

"I love age"?

[TheWizardofodd12]

1:26 is evil...

[Ouijae]

Nothing has nor ever will come close to how much this scared me. I will never sleep again.

[hitmanwolf]

The Only Man is that video is the poor boyfriend... a few days later they broke up violently.

[buob1234567890]

NAKED HALF GUYS?!

*Imagines a guy chopped in half with no clothes on*

[TheCytosis]

Count Dracula: Keeps a harem of hot vampire chicks and casually murders people for blood. Also, he's a Count.

Edward: Sparkles in the sunlight, has serious problems due to being a 100 year-old virgin.

[ThouWindowShatters]

@TheCytosis you bring tears of joy to my eyes... :'D

[megas64]

the only good twilight is the pony twilight from my little pony FiM

[ajaksbackpac]

*places gun down* You know what? I have alot to live for, humanity may be a little messed up some times, but I think I can eventually change the world! *watches video* Well F*ck this, I'm out of here *pulls trigger*

[jakcloudhighwind]

@ajaksbackpac Damnit Twilight we lost another good person because of YOU!

[misfitkiller]

we needed proof?