DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET RAPED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE OLD MAN NEXT DOOR. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL GET A PICKLE UP YO ASS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
Yup, I like this video because it defines everything about paintball. Spray and pray, yell incoherently all the way across the field, and don't bother with tactics whatsoever.
@vykkheralden airsoft is for rambo wannabes and boys and paintball has no tactics? bull shit what do you think the guys are yelling about ...dumbass go play the sport before you trash it
@frogboy14 i dont really get why people are always ranting on paintball videos... is it because they like airsoft better? to be honest i like paintball so much more. in airsoft its so easy to cheat but in paintball you get tie dyed :3. but most people who play paintball aren't like this. these guys are just weird >.>
My first day of paintball was last Sunday and guess what!?!?! I GOT SHOT IN THE RIGHT SIDE TESTICLE!!!! Yo, that zhit HUUUUUUURRTTT!!! Take his advice, DON'T GET SHOT IN THE BALLS! IT HURTS :)
@ichicolla you live in america... america suck, they are pussys i go paintballing against pro paintballers with 30+bps auto markers... all i wear is a hoodie jeans and overalls!
i only use a tactical vest to carry all my stuff, i use a groin cup becouse i want my testicles :D , playing whit pros or not ,getting injured is something serios ,there are fields in here that dont give a shit about your maker speed. shooting like a real bastard and spraying paint like an asshole jajaja i dont konw its kind of lame, you can get someone with one hit :D you only need to know how to shoot,auto or semi how gives a shit! all depends on whos shooting, im swedish by the way
hes totally takin the piss out of paintball tip videos for all you morons who dont like it and if you dont get it then just watch maybe thatill be easier to understand
How stupid. This idiot is a good example of why some guys should pull out early and that some mothers do drugs while pregnant. I know it is meant as a joke, but morons like this guy should be allowed to reproduce. This sport gets enough sh*t from the PC pricks out there without some dill hole like himself giving them more!
thats the one thing you dont want to do in paintball...charge into a bus (bunker) all rambo style, because there could be upwards of 20 people in there , and 3 shots per person= 60shots...thats gonna hurt like a bitch
me 2 i got shot in the balls it was SOOOO painful. cuz i was with my friend and his dad was the secretary to the air force when bush was in office and his dad brought some friends and like 2 were marines another was in the air force and some other ppl. you can guess how that day turned out.
Wow, if I will ever want to learn how to play paintball like a rambo the first thing I will do is find a youtybe video of a fat fuck that runs around yelling nonsense in the mid of horribly setup special effects and pretending to play paintball. And then I will listen to the shit that he says... NOT
If your so fussed up about it being un sync then watch it on the UKpaintball website and remember to use .co.uk
mfchaosfilms 1 month ago
its funny because rambo is in vietnam two out of the four rambo films
TheNUTTY117 4 months ago
Annoying vid since it's unsync'ed
hekikuu 5 months ago
Paintball like rambo
LIKE A BOSS :D
MrAllfg 6 months ago
hahaha i like the last part haha ...yayy no one really diess!! haha
TheDaniboy13 6 months ago
@ 0:20 the bulletbelt broke xD
KevinHasem 6 months ago
Not how you pleh paintball
MRMUFFIN401 7 months ago
i got shot in the balls and it didnt break then i shot the guy multiple times in the balls
cakeninja57 7 months ago
horrible jokes vid, Yo mama kiss my jizz on the floor
Ubermicrocunt 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET RAPED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE OLD MAN NEXT DOOR. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL GET A PICKLE UP YO ASS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
irlgamesstudio 7 months ago
ur fat
globberish 7 months ago
3:21= you final stand noob!!!
salladshneef 7 months ago
Rambo don't play Paintball.
He plays with real weapons.
GTOWNPLAYER16 7 months ago
194 people always get shot in tha balls!
OddBall0011 7 months ago
Wheres the part where america comes and saves you
VeryHungryZombie 8 months ago
Top tip: Don't get shot in the tits
ithumbsdownyou 8 months ago
russians xD
andrej10001 8 months ago
Real men dont were protective mask
artiseLBP 8 months ago
@artiseLBP Your a fucktard. If you get shot in the eyes it could permanently ruin your vision.
wiseguy877 8 months ago
@wiseguy877 there was no need for that i was on about theguy in the video, ive done paintball many times and no dangers.
artiseLBP 7 months ago
@wiseguy877 you mean it could blind you >_>
bugz000 7 months ago
I dont really care about the sound lag, but he neither has a mask or a barrel condom...smh
SelectiveHumor 8 months ago
Rambo fat....
sifhax1 8 months ago
thumbs up for stuuuuuupid!!!
buttonboymix 8 months ago
thumbs up if you noticed at 1:36 theres no Paintballs coming out
Smekzah 8 months ago
that was awesome
iliketha 8 months ago
@riseofcod thanks for the new joke
dannyKcam12MX 9 months ago
wow.
mnixon12 9 months ago
nice mask..
co11in77 9 months ago
@riseofcod haha that joke is so old the last time i heard it i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur u dumbass
Codglitcher4u 9 months ago
@Codglitcher4u lmao
T0m1995 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
S 4 S !!! just sub me and write a a comment !!
BaconGamingFTW 9 months ago
@riseofcod out of batteries
samuelbaik89 9 months ago
hate the adverts
Nubnib 9 months ago 4
@Nubnib yes
Luckaffe007 9 months ago
why ur vid is not match the audio ??
SchwinSuthisuvann 9 months ago
WTF it's paintball there's not any bloodO_O
anthony2002able 9 months ago
Skip the adds by clicking this 0:01
bart7478 9 months ago
@riseofcod lmao i remember when i was 7 n i used too say that shit ahahahah. Ahhhh, the good ole days.
iLLC0NCEPTx 10 months ago
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
guitarboy1x1 10 months ago
How to stay alive? WEAR A MASK YOU RETARD.
WhoaKyro 10 months ago
Eh... Gay.
geeklord09 10 months ago
wear a cup, i dont give a shit if i get shot in the tits or ass, but a shot in the balls could knock you out for the day.
JeanLaFoote0 10 months ago
I paint balls... with my jizz
HowlingRapist101 10 months ago 14
Yup, I like this video because it defines everything about paintball. Spray and pray, yell incoherently all the way across the field, and don't bother with tactics whatsoever.
vykkheralden 11 months ago
Paintball like Rambo?? That's what all paintballers do, anyway. Pretty much, it comes down to the team that lost the first man is guaranteed to lose.
Airsoft is for men. Paintball is for boys, and Rambo wannabes.
vykkheralden 11 months ago
@vykkheralden airsoft is for rambo wannabes and boys and paintball has no tactics? bull shit what do you think the guys are yelling about ...dumbass go play the sport before you trash it
ojoj626 10 months ago
@ojoj626
I have played the sport boy. I own a Brass Eagle paintball gun.
Airsoft is more realistic and cheaper than Paintball.
And let me tell you something, in combat, there is no "rambo". There is you, your team, your gun, and your orders.
Get over it.
vykkheralden 10 months ago
gay
thenewhope100 11 months ago
wait did he just say skokie at 1 08 i honestly cant tell
frenchfri5106 11 months ago
Your advice sucks, When my brother followed your advice, he got shot in the balls and now is no longer with us. *Cry* *cry*
ENDORPHINSAM 11 months ago
I got hit on the funny bone. I shouted fuck
TheMiightyBP 11 months ago
how about "How to get raped on the paintball field"
MultiSlipknot1 11 months ago
wear a mask
deckstore 1 year ago
noob
intifyward4llive 1 year ago
transcribe audio ftw :D
IamSamTheManLOL 1 year ago
lol audio is off :D
MLGOctang 1 year ago
i like how he wears his pod pack.
tuckertucker17 1 year ago
tu dégrade l'image du paintball pauvre taré
comme l'a déjà dit blah 23 porte un masque avant de faire le connard
fout toi le feu tu rendra un grand service a l'humanité !...
sombreame 1 year ago
hes to fat to play paintball!
xcomterror 1 year ago
Wow major audio desync
XgoldenXs 1 year ago
Stupid.
VentureCrew007 1 year ago
fail
Abiogenisius 1 year ago
what a tooooooooooooooollll
TheTooodalooo 1 year ago
best part, 4:03
yummygummybear17 1 year ago
if you're attempting to make a funny video at least get the audio synced.
jwoodford90 1 year ago
Anyone that didn't watch it fully is a little baby that's afraid of humour.
labtec514 1 year ago
have you heard of real action paintball ??? noob
MrOpsexton 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this video sucks
PBFrydge 1 year ago
jack black?
bloodthirstycow22 1 year ago
Top tip dont get shot in the balls lol
xkillmall123x 1 year ago
funny thing to this is...most of the tips are true
nolokos 1 year ago
yes john rambo...s brother
mrmumum 1 year ago
2 hours later''AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 1:36
poop12345681 1 year ago
stopped on the 5th second this is god dam bullshit
MrRaffi1997 1 year ago
in soviet russia, those freaks would be already shot with ak-47 , while he tries fight back with paintball gun
zenislevas 1 year ago
@dynamicpaintball dude calm down it's a joke.
And besides do you honestly think this is ruining the image of paintball?
WRSvideos 1 year ago
Comment removed
mariuszek9087 1 year ago
Comment removed
mariuszek9087 1 year ago
i have the anwser just run out and use infinti ammo
f22raptor64 1 year ago
edit to my other comment, that would be offending all gay people, these guys are worse
dynamicpaintball 1 year ago
THIS IS so STUPID they are ruining the image of paintball as a serious sport mother fuckin fags
dynamicpaintball 1 year ago
The sound lag makes it look like a dubbed foreign video.... next time take on the F*in Germans.
BurnMichaelWeston 1 year ago
wear a mask
Forman6 1 year ago
boah is das schlecht
crykiller09 1 year ago
Russians!!!
MMBNM 1 year ago
lol his lips are off
MrFoSizzle 1 year ago
AIRSOFT!!
ZigZag1808 1 year ago
@ZigZag1808 sucks ass
juiceboxman1214 1 year ago
@juiceboxman1214 AIRSOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZigZag1808 1 year ago
@ZigZag1808 SPARTAAAA!!!!!!
juiceboxman1214 1 year ago
@ZigZag1808 airsoft sucks as dude it just shoots plastic crap but paintball shoots paint which is awesome
ObalucawTheMan 1 year ago
@ObalucawTheMan AIRSOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZigZag1808 1 year ago
Don't get shot in the TiTiE BaLlS
xboxt83 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
☻/
/▌
/ \
This is Bob Copy and paste Bob so he to can take over YouTube!
JimmyHawkens 1 year ago
Russians...
Dongadooballstudios 1 year ago
Thumbs up for sound lag :D
apijfpjsfoshfhnbf 1 year ago 80
Is that a big version of David Zanthor?
apijfpjsfoshfhnbf 1 year ago
how creativ ?
guzzel150 1 year ago
Funniest thing ever Dont get shot in the Titz Ballz or Azz
xboxt83 1 year ago
lol these are the kind of ass holes who would play paint ball
frogboy14 1 year ago
@frogboy14 i dont really get why people are always ranting on paintball videos... is it because they like airsoft better? to be honest i like paintball so much more. in airsoft its so easy to cheat but in paintball you get tie dyed :3. but most people who play paintball aren't like this. these guys are just weird >.>
okboy100 1 year ago
jajajajaja good info rambo's brother jaja
EVILxATACK 1 year ago
0:00
doomdaydivice 1 year ago
top tip don't get shot in balls
Darthraven47 1 year ago
not funny :/
FSgtlok1520 1 year ago
dont get shot in the tits!
i almost pissed my pants kuz that was so funny
crazyknidog 1 year ago 2
Russians... lol
MrMacFreek 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ha ha ha retards
Armando7654 1 year ago
I'm not sure if people realize that this is a joke.
guitarbandit90 1 year ago
someone should ban you for this crapy video... next time wear a mask dude
Estupidator 1 year ago
lmfao i just laughed at that its a funny vid but if you want to be Rambo then just run out there and use a minigun and just shoot out at everyone =P
live2shred85 1 year ago
lmao, craptastic:P
masterofidiots55 1 year ago
gay
LivenAliveForTwice 1 year ago
this is craptastic
TheBipolarBeaver 1 year ago
man I want to fight this guy....and I don't know why
reaperman1982 1 year ago
some peole realy belive that paintball is like you are showing it.....
xXpatientXx 1 year ago
totasly out of sinc
ARMYSTRENGTHxbl 1 year ago 2
ive noticed. videojugs movies are being liked less and less. this give an explanation.
dyslexiccowssayoom 1 year ago
DIE FOR THE EMPIREEE!!!!!!
DamnHesRight12545 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahaaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhhhahahahahhaahahhahahhhahhahhhahhahahhahhahhahhahahahaahaaahahahh
freeskiernumber1 1 year ago
wow my last name relly is rambo and dis vid i sooooooooooooooooooo fin gay f who ever made dis
rambo124578888 1 year ago
I have to admit the hide behind the Russians part was a lmfao moment.
JcM944 1 year ago
sh*tty AV calibration
DRUMM3R117 1 year ago
@DRUMM3R117 good vid tho
DRUMM3R117 1 year ago
this shit is fucking funny! you morons who take it serious need to stop paintballing and take up dancing or cooking!
ktee1213 1 year ago
more like how to paintball like faggots!
CaptainNensho 1 year ago
Audio Sync Fail.
Cool Video Win.
mobyguy77 1 year ago 46
i thought it was cleaver shame it aint in sync
satanicmelon 1 year ago
My first day of paintball was last Sunday and guess what!?!?! I GOT SHOT IN THE RIGHT SIDE TESTICLE!!!! Yo, that zhit HUUUUUUURRTTT!!! Take his advice, DON'T GET SHOT IN THE BALLS! IT HURTS :)
ericsermon2006 1 year ago 29
@ericsermon2006 use a groin cup :D
ichicolla 11 months ago
@ichicolla you live in america... america suck, they are pussys i go paintballing against pro paintballers with 30+bps auto markers... all i wear is a hoodie jeans and overalls!
arcanewipe 11 months ago
i only use a tactical vest to carry all my stuff, i use a groin cup becouse i want my testicles :D , playing whit pros or not ,getting injured is something serios ,there are fields in here that dont give a shit about your maker speed. shooting like a real bastard and spraying paint like an asshole jajaja i dont konw its kind of lame, you can get someone with one hit :D you only need to know how to shoot,auto or semi how gives a shit! all depends on whos shooting, im swedish by the way
ichicolla 11 months ago
@ericsermon2006 You probably didn't wear a groin cover.
AzNgiftedkid 11 months ago
@ericsermon2006 same thing happened to me playing airsoft. my friend saw me and was like 1 foot away and he has a painfull pistol.
Mattingly97 11 months ago
hes totally takin the piss out of paintball tip videos for all you morons who dont like it and if you dont get it then just watch maybe thatill be easier to understand
JohnnytheJew666 1 year ago 4
ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kashuba1000 1 year ago
i like it =)
vapour1998 1 year ago
Lmao that was quite funny lol.. Top tip dnt get shot in the balls !
EAGames08 1 year ago
dont get it.... sucks anyway
brewtalmike 2 years ago
Lol. This isn't serious for all you morons. :L
Hennerz00 2 years ago
i think i saw u at hsp ya u suck
boysquid5 2 years ago
@boysquid5 you thinkhe realy gives a shit about your faggot opinion
JohnnytheJew666 1 year ago
lol hes fat
wolfclann101 2 years ago
this video just plain out sux
XxXpAiNtBaLlKiD44XxX 2 years ago
How stupid. This idiot is a good example of why some guys should pull out early and that some mothers do drugs while pregnant. I know it is meant as a joke, but morons like this guy should be allowed to reproduce. This sport gets enough sh*t from the PC pricks out there without some dill hole like himself giving them more!
wabenabegogo 2 years ago 3
you dont always get hurt in paintball..paintball is one of the safest sports around, we dont sick around when it comes to safety
EricOfBodomMan 2 years ago 3
>chess
rippish 2 years ago 3
@rippish
checkers...
birdstalkeriscat 2 years ago
thats the one thing you dont want to do in paintball...charge into a bus (bunker) all rambo style, because there could be upwards of 20 people in there , and 3 shots per person= 60shots...thats gonna hurt like a bitch
facist7 2 years ago 3
the sounds are out of sync
mattyboy5673 2 years ago
learn to wear a fuking mask. dont ruin the image of paintball as it already is
blah23 2 years ago 101
@blah23
Haha, get a grip. Paintball as a sport is dead.
RemixedHacking 1 year ago
Driving 200 laps in a circle...Nascar (Save yourself time. Youtube crashes and drink beer)
Running/kicking/throwing a ball to the other side of the field...football/soccer/rugby. (Not digging the oversized dudes in spandex)
Throwing a ball through a hoop over..and over,,and over...basketball (Ghetto giants throwing shit through a hula hoop)
Shooting annoying mother fuckers in the face or testicles repeatedly ... Best "sport" ever!
LastManStanding37 1 year ago
ive been shot in the ballz what am i a wussy?!?!?!?!?
mrkennedy007 2 years ago 2
me 2 i got shot in the balls it was SOOOO painful. cuz i was with my friend and his dad was the secretary to the air force when bush was in office and his dad brought some friends and like 2 were marines another was in the air force and some other ppl. you can guess how that day turned out.
amazinglyawesomedude 2 years ago 4
@amazinglyawesomedude
lol
birdstalkeriscat 2 years ago 2
maldito gordo pendejo
cazamujeres5 2 years ago
top tip, don't get shot in the tits!
TylerTR4G3DY 2 years ago 2
stupid hes not even shooting paintballs!
charlesxjung56 2 years ago
waer a fucking mask at all times arseholes
geekyvessey 2 years ago
boring
jarekwaw182 2 years ago
umm..... its ike one of those jap videos where ther mouth is still moving after the sound is gone...lolz
atmbob78 2 years ago
funny shit......lol
JKproductions1564 2 years ago 2
when i was playing paintball, i got shot on my head. but then i tought of this vid and played like RAMBO!
cingasong 2 years ago
lol 10 stars
wazupfriends 2 years ago
it has horibl timing you are werd
samsanaussie 2 years ago
Why is he wearing the Japanese flag on his wrist?
ParanoidDefense 2 years ago
its delayed by 0:02
duckguy4000 2 years ago
confusted
shawty390 2 years ago
...epic.. just... epic :')
Palltinis 2 years ago
the sound doesn't fuckin match the vid.
death18012 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is the most stupidest shit ever!!!!
stickmansock 2 years ago
thats fuckin retared
woodsball26 2 years ago
the comment about the tape is the truth
Ghettonerd101 2 years ago
Wow, if I will ever want to learn how to play paintball like a rambo the first thing I will do is find a youtybe video of a fat fuck that runs around yelling nonsense in the mid of horribly setup special effects and pretending to play paintball. And then I will listen to the shit that he says... NOT
wraithguardian 2 years ago
this video is the shit... your just a wannabee
Ghettonerd101 2 years ago
Camp ftw
lkstar 2 years ago 2
yesterday, a kid that was new to paintball decided to see how hard it was to pull the trigger. AT MY DANGLES. from now on im wearing a cup
krazyfrenchpilot 2 years ago 2
I went paintballing for the first time today and I was shot in the tit and ass. Tit point blank at was painful
spitfire262 2 years ago 3
ahahaha
that might have been me i swear to god!
i shot a girl in the tit really close then felt bad.....
ZackyChann 2 years ago
I'm going paintballin this weekend, I gotta remember these tips!! :D
ChainGuN2 2 years ago 2
jack blacks brother
lelles24 2 years ago 54