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  • Toodle Pipski!

  • Come on man, Yul Brynner, you're shaming that magnificent bald bastard.

  • I forgot about this song :'D

  • it's "come 'round for dinner" not "come home for dinner"

  • sam63211, there is one more mislyric I found. 0:52 "Don't ask me, ASK (not "that's") Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer" Not giving shit, just helping.

  • What episode is this?

  • @PCMaster1ful i found it it is series7 episode 5

  • You're all going on about grammatical mistakes. Biggest one is in the line ending with "your brinner". If you actually listen he's saying Yul Brynner. As in the actor. He's bald so the next line of lyrics about being bald fit with it. :-)

  • you mis-spelled the second word of the song. it's You're - as in you-are not "your".

  • Everything tickity-boo?

    

  • Would have been better if the first line of the subtitles didn't have a huge grammatical error in it...

  • He looks like Bear Grylls!

  • lol epic cock-up 0:54

    look at the subtitles

  • thats arnold anold arnold?

  • also i have to say this is the funniest musical any sitcom has ever done

  • he will never need a zimmer

  • I know the show is kind of old but it is one of my favorite shows

  • Rim mer

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  • Haha this guy really can't get the lyrics right :P

  • @FlashoutLive Oh, give the guy a break. When's the last time you got all the words to a TV song right the first couple times?

  • @TheEmperorHasSpoken True mate, atleast he's uploaded a good video hey?

  • the little dancing dolls get me every time lmao!

  • What's a zimmer.

  • @Animalfriend777

    It's what old people use to help them walk.

  • @Animalfriend777 A Zimmer Frame, known in the US as a Walker.

  • @AwesomeTom666 Just my opinion, but I can understand why the uploader thought it was red party. Red party might have meant the Red Dwarf crew, but changed to make it rhyme, and it improves just how boastful Rimmer was.

  • tthe faces on the red rimmer dolls are quality... proppa bit of backin vocalists them haha

  • If you're in trouble he will save the day... He's brave and he's fearless come what may, without him the mission would go astray! He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer without him life would be much grimmer, He's handsome, trim and no one's slimmer, He will never need a zimmer! He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, more reliable than a garden strimmer, He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer!
  • Master of the wit and the repartee. His command of space directives is uncanny. How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. He's also a fantastic swimmer. And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. No rhymes left now apart from quimmer. We hope they fade us out before we get to shimmer. Fade out you stupid plimmer!
  • this video is seriously damaging my attempts to finish this 5,000 word assignment due on friday

  • It's so funny this song I laughed so much when I first watched it which was only like a week ago (maybe less) I know if Lister was going to sing this he would sing

    Lister: *singing* He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. He's such a smegger. He's never coming back so let's have a celebration dinner

  • toodle pipski

  • I cant stop playing this song ITS GREAT.

  • 4 people are missing Arnold Judas Rimmer

  • @MrThedoc182 :D :D

  • Its Yul Brynner not "your brinner"

    *facepalm*

    Well at least its beter quality than the BBC youtube version :D

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  • This is the greatest piece of music in the history of the human race.

  • cant wait for the new ones :D

  • god i love red dwarf got all the dvds , but still watch it on dave as well

  • Omg, I've always loved this scene, but I've never seen the last two rhymes before! Thank you so much for loading this!

  • what ep is this from?

  • @kimpunkrock 5th epi of season vii and its called "Blue"

  • Jesus learn to spell if you're putting subtitles on!

  • Who noticed he moved his eyes away near 1:20?

    He moved them to his rigth. (Our left)

  • LOVE IT

    I totally rofl- ed

  • the lyrics at the bottom are useless they are not even near half the time lolfail

  • The three dislikes were Holly, Lister and The Cat because Rimmer was such a smeghead to them

  • I liked the part when he said 'Arnold Rimmer'

  • "How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! "

    After that the subs wrong... it says "That's arnold, arnold arnold rimmer "

    it's supposted to be " ASK Arnold " etc ^_^

  • Brilliant words on the door at the end "Toodle Pipski"

  • Fantastic swimmer? he couldn't swim!

  • @NINJASxSILENCE This is one of the many red dwarf paradoxes quite like how Lister had his appendix removed twice etc.

    In an episode from season one on Rimmer's Death video it says "Arnold J Rimmer Bsc, Ssc" and Lister explains that it stands for "Bronze Swimming Certificate and Silver Swimming Certificate."

  • @punksterdaddy and in the game Back To Reality (I think it was) Rimmer was an undercover spy who would have found the captains secret message in the I of the swimming certificate.

    Its amazing how people never caught on to stuff like that, huh ?

  • @NINJASxSILENCE

    LOL yeah i agree with you there but even the red dwarf staff have picked up some of it themselves as seen in the "Smeg Ups" and the "Smeg Outs" videos introduced by Kryten.

    There are loads more bits like that through out the seasons but they get away with it unlike other shows.

    "Well thats the clue isn't it?"

    "What is?" asks Rimmer

    "The clue that Rimmer having a swimming certificate and not being able to swim!"

    "....And thats a CLUE?" Kryten asks.

    "It's a blatant clue ain't it!"

  • @punksterdaddy Its blatantly blatant! and he get.

    they Kinda ruined it with the Back To Earth though. I preferred the Obviously fake, one room recording.

  • @NINJASxSILENCE

    yeah back to earth was okay but back to reality was so much better eh? up until season 6 it was ace. season 7 had funny bits in it but overall it wasn't great but season 8 was a huge return to form and then we got back to earth which is mmmm okay, i suppose!? At least there is a new series being commisioned for 2011 on Dave. even if it isn't great either it will still be better than other crap on tv?

  • Rimmer is a smeghead (but awesome for it!)

  • I know,maybe I'm stupid but when Rimmer left Red Dwarf I cried! It was so sad i wanted him back..yes,he's smeghead,neurotik,coward,hollo­w head etc but who cares?? he's perfect,funny and original! i really love Rimmer..more than Kochanski!!

  • @SDPpaja I didn't cry, but it was sad. I love Rimmer he's my friend person, follow quickly by lister and the cat lol. and who couldn't love kryten. it just wasn't the same with out him. but i always thought they should have brought him back ace rimmer to see how he was doing

  • @KiwiNycho yeah,it could be nice..=)

  • 0:00 <--- free replay button

  • The first time I saw this the part at 00:29 nearly gave me a hernia.

  • "The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign"

  • @jmmypaddy The campain with the acronym c-l-i-t-o-r-i-s :D Polymorph season 3, gotta love it

    Sincerely: ultimate red dwarf fan

  • @tkhockeyman100 ha ha love it

  • What a smeg head {+_+}

  • Copiouse amounts of win, copiouse amounts of win everwhere!

  • Why do i know all the words to this.......i'm such a nerd

  • This is ridiculously adorable.

  • oh god this song gets stuck in my head soooooooo badly!!!!! I love him though <3

  • I got a friend just like rimmer .. :-)

  • @whoisonline112 i feel sorry for you...

  • I like the running jokes in Red Dwarf Like Arnold is a shitty swimmer and it was by accident he got the certificates and also his inflatable toy that he pretends is his wife

  • I forgot about Arnold being a great swimmer, with his bronze swimming certificate and his silver swimming certificate

  • Master of the wit and the repartee. His command of space directives is uncanny. How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. He's also a fantastic swimmer. And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. No rhymes left now apart from quimmer. We hope they fade us out before we get to "schlimmer". Fade out you stupid plimmer!
  • If you're in trouble he will save the day. He's brave and he's fearless, come what may. Without him the mission would go astray. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. Without him life would be much grimmer. He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer. He will never need a zimmer. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. More reliable than a garden strimmer. He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner. He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer.
  • rimmer ftw :)

  • Arnold Rimmer the guy who can beat chuck norris :P

    Awesome song!

  • easily the funniest moment of series VII

  • CHIBI RIMMER!!!! :D

  • "Stoke me a clipper, i'll be back for christmas!"

    Arnold Rimmer what a smeg head.

    Ace Rimmer: What a guy!

    lol

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  • smeggin hilarious! yeah, rimmer is a smeg-head, but he's a loveable smeg-head...i feel kinda sorry for him.

    is a zimmer some sort of girdle? LOL!

  • @deusregnat A Zimmer is one of those things old folks use to get around when theirs hips have gone. We call them "walkers" i think. Tennis balls on the feet and that.

  • Also, the line is "ASK Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.

    Not that's!

  • "I never want to see or hear from that scum sucking lying weasel-minded smeg-head, in my entire life."

  • What the smeg does blimmer mean? :-O

  • This song is perversly addictive

  • @nickmattedwards I wish I read this before the 3rd time I watched this consecutively... :(

  • Hi what's this episode?

  • what episode is this from?

  • it's " he just might come round for dinner" not home for dinner and

    it's "We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer

    Fade out you stupid plimmer!

  • My sister was creeped out by this.

  • who cares about the lyrics! this video is SUPER FUNNY!!!

  • I think this kind of thing was what Back To Earth was missing, the totally stupid yet charmingly hilarious moments. BTE was waaaaaaay too serious. I hope they bring these moments back for the next series. To quote the Gigolo Aunts "The sacred moments of silliness are where I find my heaven."

  • The lines are:

    No rhymes left now apart from quimmer

    We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer

    Fade out you stupid plimmer!

  • and if you play your cards right, then he just might come -round- for dinner.

  • after DON'T ASK ME this wanna be ask arnold , arnold , arnold rimmer

  • omg best episode ever. red dwarf rules!!!!!!!

  • Ask, not that's

    pretty sure

  • Very nicely done.

  • This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on television! I remember watching this for the first time and laughing so hard I could barely breathe. All those little stubby Rimmers parading back and forth made me totally lose it!

  • it's He might just come 'round for dinner

  • Love it!! Makes me laugh my ass when he says "more reliable than a garden strimmer"

  • Absolutely brilliant! I wonder if it's possible to get a version of this song without a laugh track?

  • with out him life would be much grimmer. LOL!!

  • Makes my day every time I listen to it. Really it does.

  • The line is:

    "Master of the wit and the repartee"

    Not "RED PARTY"!!!

    definitions for "Repartee"

    1 a : a quick and witty reply b : a succession or interchange of clever retorts : amusing and usually light sparring with words

    2 : adroitness and cleverness in reply

  • i love the in joke with the "great at swimming" as we all know about the micro dot in the i, of his bronze swimming certificate... :P

    wouldn't invite him to dinner... he doesn't know his soups lol

  • @depl0rable totally with you on the soup thing... 20 bucks says he won't get invited back to the captain's table ever again.... lol

  • When I first saw this scene on TV I laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks! :-D

  • ROFLMAO! What a smeghead! But I still like the song...it's smeggin hilarious. I love Red Dwarf. I do have several questions for whoever understands this song better than me. What, pray tell, is a zimmer? And a strimmer? Dare I ask what quimmer means? And is a blimmer a futuristic karaeoke device? LOL!

  • @deusregnat , garden strimmer is a string trimmer. had 2 look image-google it myself. :) And yeah, perhaps better not 2 ask about quimmer: A slang or derogatory term towards gay people (A mix of different words, Eg; Queer, Quim, Queen, Rimmer, Rim Job. ;) Long live Rimmer.

  • @utubaria or someone who does oral sex on females

    quim being slang for fanny

    fanny being slang for pussy rather than the erroneously for arse (which is incorrectly spelt ass)

    either way prob not a compliment.

    how do you strim the edges of your lawn without a strimmer?? scissors

  • @kpuc1973 thx  :)

  • whats a zimmer? lol

  • @CaptainPositron athing old people use to help them walk

  • @313link

    Ah, is that the British word for a walker?

  • @CaptainPositron yeah it is

  • Pure genius lol. They don't make 'em like that any more.

  • I LOLED SOOO LOUD!

  • cannot believe you excluded line after - its the punchline!!!

  • oh god rimmer is amazing, is it me or does it look like lister is getting into the song

  • @shinpacha nahh... u think lister would get into a song like that?!?!?!?! he's just smirking when Rimmer goes: without him life would be much grimmer, hes handsome trim and no one slimmer, hes not bald and his head doesnt glimmer.... lister and the crew totally disagree with those lines.... also i bet it's those rimmer stubby dolls parading around in Lister's face...

  • its 'round' not 'home'

  • The funny thing is,Rimmer ain't singing.Thats Howard Goodall's voice and chris barries face

  • He's actually saying "He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner, he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer." Yul Brynner was an actor who was famously bald.

  • I believe it is really "Don't ask me! ASK Arnold Arnold Rimmer..." - "ask", not "that's".

  • Toodle Pipski!

  • feel free to sing along

  • if anyone knows how to play this on keyboard/piano please contact me

    THANKS

  • Oh my God can I adopt Rimmer? I <3 this song!

  • I love Rimmer.......Chris,you are Ace,in more ways than one : )

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  • ....cont Master of the wit and the repartee His command of space directives is uncanny How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer He's also a fantastic swimmer And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer No rhymes left now apart from quimmer We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer Fade out you stupid plimmer
  • These are the right lyrics If you're in trouble he will save the day He's brave and he's fearless come what may Without him the mission would go astray He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimme Without him life would be much grimmer He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer He will never need a zimmer He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer More reliable than a garden strimmer He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer .....................
  • pasted from Red Dwarf Wiki

  • What about Winner? that rhymes with Rimmer :P.

  • @Raine548

    I don't think Rimmer and Winner could ever be put in the same sentence >.>

  • @snake1521 How about 'Rimmer is definitely NOT a winner?'

  • @Raine548 Winner and Rimmer don't rhyme lol :P

  • @Raine548 no it does'nt

  • @Richard600606 Yes it does

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  • @Raine548 no winner does not it has two n's it needs two m's have you done the 6th grade yet?

  • @Raine548 no it doesn't

  • @Raine548

    But he's not a winner....

  • @loravine that's the point of the song. lol so it would fit

  • @Raine548 Rimmer is a Bi-Winner

  • @Raine548 but if said in a particular way apparently can rhyme with the word scum 

  • They should release this in the charts... just for a laugh, and it would get more people watching.

  • More reliable than a garden strimmer ;)

  • What does 'quimmer' mean anyway?

  • MarcusSLazarus - It's the female equivelent of smegger.

    Go figure. ;-)

  • This is great. I've never heard this extended version before. Is it a DVD extra?

  • It's "fade out" not "pay out" ;)

  • HAHAHAHA so funny histerical

  • brilliant.what a smeghead

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  • love it

    rimmer's the best!!

  • 2ND thoughts, I prefer this one!

  • good to see the extended version :) favourited

    p.s jus so u no 4 the new version you put left now twice and the say 'schwimmer' not 'shimmer' :) (Nothing against this version though!)

  • I actually think that was Red Party.

  • sigma frouad eat your heart out

  • Craig Charles is dying to laugh!

  • And if you play your cards right

    Then he just might come 'ROUND' for dinner...

    You should make a point of saying it's the Xtended version, you may get more views. All the others seem to be ripped from the actual episode. There's alot more mistakes in the subtitles, by the way...

  • sigma freud eat your heart out

  • It says so much about Chris Barrie as an actor, that he can be this funny just with his face. I suppose the lyrics help too, but such expression is shown. God I sound like a right proffessional!

  • lol yeah but its just a shame it wasn't actually him singing it that would've been the icing on the cake

  • Actually it was him you can see a vid of him singing it at some Dimension Jump on here. :D

  • No on red dwarf it was NOT him singing it. He only sings it on the DJ vid

  • Oops so it is I just saw that vid and thought 'hey he sung it in real life!' and presumed he sung it on here because of that. : )

    Correction noted. : D

  • also at the end its PLAY out not PAY out