You're all going on about grammatical mistakes. Biggest one is in the line ending with "your brinner". If you actually listen he's saying Yul Brynner. As in the actor. He's bald so the next line of lyrics about being bald fit with it. :-)
@AwesomeTom666 Just my opinion, but I can understand why the uploader thought it was red party. Red party might have meant the Red Dwarf crew, but changed to make it rhyme, and it improves just how boastful Rimmer was.
If you're in trouble he will save the day... He's brave and he's fearless come what may, without him the mission would go astray! He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer without him life would be much grimmer, He's handsome, trim and no one's slimmer, He will never need a zimmer! He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, more reliable than a garden strimmer, He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer!
Master of the wit and the repartee. His command of space directives is uncanny. How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. He's also a fantastic swimmer. And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. No rhymes left now apart from quimmer. We hope they fade us out before we get to shimmer. Fade out you stupid plimmer!
When I first saw this scene on the show I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe and started choking. This was absolutely one of the funniest things I've encountered in half a century!
It's so funny this song I laughed so much when I first watched it which was only like a week ago (maybe less) I know if Lister was going to sing this he would sing
Lister: *singing* He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. He's such a smegger. He's never coming back so let's have a celebration dinner
@NINJASxSILENCE This is one of the many red dwarf paradoxes quite like how Lister had his appendix removed twice etc.
In an episode from season one on Rimmer's Death video it says "Arnold J Rimmer Bsc, Ssc" and Lister explains that it stands for "Bronze Swimming Certificate and Silver Swimming Certificate."
@punksterdaddy and in the game Back To Reality (I think it was) Rimmer was an undercover spy who would have found the captains secret message in the I of the swimming certificate.
Its amazing how people never caught on to stuff like that, huh ?
LOL yeah i agree with you there but even the red dwarf staff have picked up some of it themselves as seen in the "Smeg Ups" and the "Smeg Outs" videos introduced by Kryten.
There are loads more bits like that through out the seasons but they get away with it unlike other shows.
"Well thats the clue isn't it?"
"What is?" asks Rimmer
"The clue that Rimmer having a swimming certificate and not being able to swim!"
yeah back to earth was okay but back to reality was so much better eh? up until season 6 it was ace. season 7 had funny bits in it but overall it wasn't great but season 8 was a huge return to form and then we got back to earth which is mmmm okay, i suppose!? At least there is a new series being commisioned for 2011 on Dave. even if it isn't great either it will still be better than other crap on tv?
I know,maybe I'm stupid but when Rimmer left Red Dwarf I cried! It was so sad i wanted him back..yes,he's smeghead,neurotik,coward,hollow head etc but who cares?? he's perfect,funny and original! i really love Rimmer..more than Kochanski!!
@SDPpaja I didn't cry, but it was sad. I love Rimmer he's my friend person, follow quickly by lister and the cat lol. and who couldn't love kryten. it just wasn't the same with out him. but i always thought they should have brought him back ace rimmer to see how he was doing
"The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign"
I like the running jokes in Red Dwarf Like Arnold is a shitty swimmer and it was by accident he got the certificates and also his inflatable toy that he pretends is his wife
Master of the wit and the repartee. His command of space directives is uncanny. How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. He's also a fantastic swimmer. And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. No rhymes left now apart from quimmer. We hope they fade us out before we get to "schlimmer". Fade out you stupid plimmer!
If you're in trouble he will save the day. He's brave and he's fearless, come what may. Without him the mission would go astray. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. Without him life would be much grimmer. He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer. He will never need a zimmer. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. More reliable than a garden strimmer. He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner. He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer.
@deusregnat A Zimmer is one of those things old folks use to get around when theirs hips have gone. We call them "walkers" i think. Tennis balls on the feet and that.
I think this kind of thing was what Back To Earth was missing, the totally stupid yet charmingly hilarious moments. BTE was waaaaaaay too serious. I hope they bring these moments back for the next series. To quote the Gigolo Aunts "The sacred moments of silliness are where I find my heaven."
This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on television! I remember watching this for the first time and laughing so hard I could barely breathe. All those little stubby Rimmers parading back and forth made me totally lose it!
ROFLMAO! What a smeghead! But I still like the song...it's smeggin hilarious. I love Red Dwarf. I do have several questions for whoever understands this song better than me. What, pray tell, is a zimmer? And a strimmer? Dare I ask what quimmer means? And is a blimmer a futuristic karaeoke device? LOL!
@deusregnat , garden strimmer is a string trimmer. had 2 look image-google it myself. :) And yeah, perhaps better not 2 ask about quimmer: A slang or derogatory term towards gay people (A mix of different words, Eg; Queer, Quim, Queen, Rimmer, Rim Job. ;) Long live Rimmer.
@shinpacha nahh... u think lister would get into a song like that?!?!?!?! he's just smirking when Rimmer goes: without him life would be much grimmer, hes handsome trim and no one slimmer, hes not bald and his head doesnt glimmer.... lister and the crew totally disagree with those lines.... also i bet it's those rimmer stubby dolls parading around in Lister's face...
He's actually saying "He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner, he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer." Yul Brynner was an actor who was famously bald.
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sorry the wikii's wrong can clearly hear its play and it makes sense in regards to the line before it " he hoped he'd PLAY us out before shimmer" wikii's are made by normal people and as such are often wrong sorry
....cont Master of the wit and the repartee His command of space directives is uncanny How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer He's also a fantastic swimmer And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer No rhymes left now apart from quimmer We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer Fade out you stupid plimmer
These are the right lyrics If you're in trouble he will save the day He's brave and he's fearless come what may Without him the mission would go astray He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimme Without him life would be much grimmer He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer He will never need a zimmer He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer More reliable than a garden strimmer He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer .....................
You should make a point of saying it's the Xtended version, you may get more views. All the others seem to be ripped from the actual episode. There's alot more mistakes in the subtitles, by the way...
It says so much about Chris Barrie as an actor, that he can be this funny just with his face. I suppose the lyrics help too, but such expression is shown. God I sound like a right proffessional!
Toodle Pipski!
PCMaster1ful 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
Come on man, Yul Brynner, you're shaming that magnificent bald bastard.
ArfPaws 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
I forgot about this song :'D
Insaneagram 3 weeks ago
it's "come 'round for dinner" not "come home for dinner"
MEGAFIG 3 weeks ago
sam63211, there is one more mislyric I found. 0:52 "Don't ask me, ASK (not "that's") Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer" Not giving shit, just helping.
TheEmperorHasSpoken 3 weeks ago
What episode is this?
PCMaster1ful 3 weeks ago
@PCMaster1ful i found it it is series7 episode 5
PCMaster1ful 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
You're all going on about grammatical mistakes. Biggest one is in the line ending with "your brinner". If you actually listen he's saying Yul Brynner. As in the actor. He's bald so the next line of lyrics about being bald fit with it. :-)
Shaunyrawrs 1 month ago
you mis-spelled the second word of the song. it's You're - as in you-are not "your".
papplemanger2 1 month ago
Everything tickity-boo?
wrylie188 1 month ago
Would have been better if the first line of the subtitles didn't have a huge grammatical error in it...
MissBatmanandRobin 2 months ago
He looks like Bear Grylls!
AeroplaneDope 3 months ago
lol epic cock-up 0:54
look at the subtitles
ThePurple241 3 months ago
thats arnold anold arnold?
mrlister83 3 months ago
also i have to say this is the funniest musical any sitcom has ever done
flapoofeletory 3 months ago 6
he will never need a zimmer
TheCh4rd 3 months ago
I know the show is kind of old but it is one of my favorite shows
jenaheven 3 months ago
Rim mer
MatthewDavidParr 4 months ago
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MisterCrolla 4 months ago
Haha this guy really can't get the lyrics right :P
FlashoutLive 4 months ago 16
@FlashoutLive Oh, give the guy a break. When's the last time you got all the words to a TV song right the first couple times?
TheEmperorHasSpoken 1 month ago
@TheEmperorHasSpoken True mate, atleast he's uploaded a good video hey?
FlashoutLive 3 weeks ago
the little dancing dolls get me every time lmao!
badjoojoo85 5 months ago
What's a zimmer.
Animalfriend777 5 months ago
@Animalfriend777
It's what old people use to help them walk.
gamewizard 5 months ago
@Animalfriend777 A Zimmer Frame, known in the US as a Walker.
MisterCrolla 4 months ago
@AwesomeTom666 Just my opinion, but I can understand why the uploader thought it was red party. Red party might have meant the Red Dwarf crew, but changed to make it rhyme, and it improves just how boastful Rimmer was.
omnitrixian 5 months ago
tthe faces on the red rimmer dolls are quality... proppa bit of backin vocalists them haha
scratchie7767 5 months ago
JustinSepheren 6 months ago
JustinSepheren 6 months ago
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When I first saw this scene on the show I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe and started choking. This was absolutely one of the funniest things I've encountered in half a century!
AdmrlLocke 6 months ago
this video is seriously damaging my attempts to finish this 5,000 word assignment due on friday
Rennikus 6 months ago 2
It's so funny this song I laughed so much when I first watched it which was only like a week ago (maybe less) I know if Lister was going to sing this he would sing
Lister: *singing* He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. He's such a smegger. He's never coming back so let's have a celebration dinner
DRAG0NSPIRIT10 6 months ago
toodle pipski
Dragonkeeper901 6 months ago
I cant stop playing this song ITS GREAT.
RoDxquickscopez 6 months ago
4 people are missing Arnold Judas Rimmer
MrThedoc182 6 months ago 4
@MrThedoc182 :D :D
Upireusak 6 months ago
Its Yul Brynner not "your brinner"
*facepalm*
Well at least its beter quality than the BBC youtube version :D
attackofdamasta 7 months ago 2
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AwesomeTom666 6 months ago
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@attackofdamasta and it's also repartee not red party if we're being picky lol
AwesomeTom666 6 months ago
This is the greatest piece of music in the history of the human race.
Archangel3583 7 months ago
cant wait for the new ones :D
ferrari885 7 months ago
god i love red dwarf got all the dvds , but still watch it on dave as well
SalMov62 7 months ago
Omg, I've always loved this scene, but I've never seen the last two rhymes before! Thank you so much for loading this!
Skandranon2148 7 months ago
what ep is this from?
kimpunkrock 8 months ago
@kimpunkrock 5th epi of season vii and its called "Blue"
Dragonkeeper901 6 months ago
Jesus learn to spell if you're putting subtitles on!
newartriotstar 8 months ago
Who noticed he moved his eyes away near 1:20?
He moved them to his rigth. (Our left)
eessppeenn001 8 months ago
LOVE IT
I totally rofl- ed
SammySinger22 8 months ago
the lyrics at the bottom are useless they are not even near half the time lolfail
randomchicken01 8 months ago
The three dislikes were Holly, Lister and The Cat because Rimmer was such a smeghead to them
Bablet16 9 months ago 4
I liked the part when he said 'Arnold Rimmer'
fantasticjack87 9 months ago
"How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! "
After that the subs wrong... it says "That's arnold, arnold arnold rimmer "
it's supposted to be " ASK Arnold " etc ^_^
blooflame1987 9 months ago
Brilliant words on the door at the end "Toodle Pipski"
punksterdaddy 9 months ago 3
Fantastic swimmer? he couldn't swim!
NINJASxSILENCE 9 months ago
@NINJASxSILENCE This is one of the many red dwarf paradoxes quite like how Lister had his appendix removed twice etc.
In an episode from season one on Rimmer's Death video it says "Arnold J Rimmer Bsc, Ssc" and Lister explains that it stands for "Bronze Swimming Certificate and Silver Swimming Certificate."
punksterdaddy 9 months ago 3
@punksterdaddy and in the game Back To Reality (I think it was) Rimmer was an undercover spy who would have found the captains secret message in the I of the swimming certificate.
Its amazing how people never caught on to stuff like that, huh ?
NINJASxSILENCE 9 months ago
@NINJASxSILENCE
LOL yeah i agree with you there but even the red dwarf staff have picked up some of it themselves as seen in the "Smeg Ups" and the "Smeg Outs" videos introduced by Kryten.
There are loads more bits like that through out the seasons but they get away with it unlike other shows.
"Well thats the clue isn't it?"
"What is?" asks Rimmer
"The clue that Rimmer having a swimming certificate and not being able to swim!"
"....And thats a CLUE?" Kryten asks.
"It's a blatant clue ain't it!"
punksterdaddy 9 months ago 3
@punksterdaddy Its blatantly blatant! and he get.
they Kinda ruined it with the Back To Earth though. I preferred the Obviously fake, one room recording.
NINJASxSILENCE 9 months ago
@NINJASxSILENCE
yeah back to earth was okay but back to reality was so much better eh? up until season 6 it was ace. season 7 had funny bits in it but overall it wasn't great but season 8 was a huge return to form and then we got back to earth which is mmmm okay, i suppose!? At least there is a new series being commisioned for 2011 on Dave. even if it isn't great either it will still be better than other crap on tv?
punksterdaddy 9 months ago
Rimmer is a smeghead (but awesome for it!)
ScientistChubba 9 months ago
I know,maybe I'm stupid but when Rimmer left Red Dwarf I cried! It was so sad i wanted him back..yes,he's smeghead,neurotik,coward,hollow head etc but who cares?? he's perfect,funny and original! i really love Rimmer..more than Kochanski!!
SDPpaja 10 months ago
@SDPpaja I didn't cry, but it was sad. I love Rimmer he's my friend person, follow quickly by lister and the cat lol. and who couldn't love kryten. it just wasn't the same with out him. but i always thought they should have brought him back ace rimmer to see how he was doing
KiwiNycho 10 months ago
@KiwiNycho yeah,it could be nice..=)
SDPpaja 10 months ago
0:00 <--- free replay button
darthkittyblade 11 months ago
The first time I saw this the part at 00:29 nearly gave me a hernia.
RelwarctheMighty 11 months ago
"The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign"
jmmypaddy 11 months ago
@jmmypaddy The campain with the acronym c-l-i-t-o-r-i-s :D Polymorph season 3, gotta love it
Sincerely: ultimate red dwarf fan
tkhockeyman100 11 months ago
@tkhockeyman100 ha ha love it
jmmypaddy 11 months ago
What a smeg head {+_+}
spektrum33 1 year ago
Copiouse amounts of win, copiouse amounts of win everwhere!
thatguywiththeegg 1 year ago
Why do i know all the words to this.......i'm such a nerd
jaws900 1 year ago
This is ridiculously adorable.
xXCamillaFawnXx 1 year ago
oh god this song gets stuck in my head soooooooo badly!!!!! I love him though <3
JessicaYvonne09 1 year ago 2
I got a friend just like rimmer .. :-)
whoisonline112 1 year ago
@whoisonline112 i feel sorry for you...
superspy6 1 year ago
I like the running jokes in Red Dwarf Like Arnold is a shitty swimmer and it was by accident he got the certificates and also his inflatable toy that he pretends is his wife
TheCineMatt 1 year ago
I forgot about Arnold being a great swimmer, with his bronze swimming certificate and his silver swimming certificate
AFMountaineer2000 1 year ago 2
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tommywf01 1 year ago 2
rimmer ftw :)
masterchiefboy11 1 year ago
Arnold Rimmer the guy who can beat chuck norris :P
Awesome song!
runawayfreak 1 year ago 2
easily the funniest moment of series VII
Ps3Aaron1 1 year ago
CHIBI RIMMER!!!! :D
dablulurox 1 year ago
"Stoke me a clipper, i'll be back for christmas!"
Arnold Rimmer what a smeg head.
Ace Rimmer: What a guy!
lol
bexb1002 1 year ago 2
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bexb1002 1 year ago
smeggin hilarious! yeah, rimmer is a smeg-head, but he's a loveable smeg-head...i feel kinda sorry for him.
is a zimmer some sort of girdle? LOL!
deusregnat 1 year ago
@deusregnat A Zimmer is one of those things old folks use to get around when theirs hips have gone. We call them "walkers" i think. Tennis balls on the feet and that.
weezylone 1 year ago
Also, the line is "ASK Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.
Not that's!
JackofVids 1 year ago
"I never want to see or hear from that scum sucking lying weasel-minded smeg-head, in my entire life."
MilliwaysCarPark 1 year ago
What the smeg does blimmer mean? :-O
ZitraStatnice 1 year ago
This song is perversly addictive
nickmattedwards 1 year ago 44
@nickmattedwards I wish I read this before the 3rd time I watched this consecutively... :(
Cocotte123321 4 months ago
Hi what's this episode?
Anything269 1 year ago
what episode is this from?
kimpunkrock 1 year ago
it's " he just might come round for dinner" not home for dinner and
it's "We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer!
Krytenification 1 year ago
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MAKE THEM STOP >>>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
madgoatkid1 1 year ago
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make them stop
madgoatkid1 1 year ago
My sister was creeped out by this.
galaxymario123 1 year ago
who cares about the lyrics! this video is SUPER FUNNY!!!
Channle10 1 year ago
I think this kind of thing was what Back To Earth was missing, the totally stupid yet charmingly hilarious moments. BTE was waaaaaaay too serious. I hope they bring these moments back for the next series. To quote the Gigolo Aunts "The sacred moments of silliness are where I find my heaven."
philbateman1989 1 year ago
The lines are:
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer!
Dragonfree97 1 year ago
and if you play your cards right, then he just might come -round- for dinner.
SilentRedsDuck 1 year ago
after DON'T ASK ME this wanna be ask arnold , arnold , arnold rimmer
Funnystudios300 1 year ago
omg best episode ever. red dwarf rules!!!!!!!
NemesisTO2 1 year ago
Ask, not that's
pretty sure
tamatom6666 1 year ago
Very nicely done.
SimbasGuardWT 1 year ago
This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on television! I remember watching this for the first time and laughing so hard I could barely breathe. All those little stubby Rimmers parading back and forth made me totally lose it!
ElveeKaye 1 year ago
it's He might just come 'round for dinner
linktriforce007 1 year ago
Love it!! Makes me laugh my ass when he says "more reliable than a garden strimmer"
JTFOCoD4 1 year ago
Absolutely brilliant! I wonder if it's possible to get a version of this song without a laugh track?
grant123smith 1 year ago
with out him life would be much grimmer. LOL!!
ZoeZinc 1 year ago
Makes my day every time I listen to it. Really it does.
IHeartDracoM 1 year ago
The line is:
"Master of the wit and the repartee"
Not "RED PARTY"!!!
definitions for "Repartee"
1 a : a quick and witty reply b : a succession or interchange of clever retorts : amusing and usually light sparring with words
2 : adroitness and cleverness in reply
cuteycindyhoney 1 year ago
i love the in joke with the "great at swimming" as we all know about the micro dot in the i, of his bronze swimming certificate... :P
wouldn't invite him to dinner... he doesn't know his soups lol
depl0rable 1 year ago
@depl0rable totally with you on the soup thing... 20 bucks says he won't get invited back to the captain's table ever again.... lol
Misseckored2009 1 year ago
When I first saw this scene on TV I laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks! :-D
AdmrlLocke 1 year ago
ROFLMAO! What a smeghead! But I still like the song...it's smeggin hilarious. I love Red Dwarf. I do have several questions for whoever understands this song better than me. What, pray tell, is a zimmer? And a strimmer? Dare I ask what quimmer means? And is a blimmer a futuristic karaeoke device? LOL!
deusregnat 1 year ago
@deusregnat , garden strimmer is a string trimmer. had 2 look image-google it myself. :) And yeah, perhaps better not 2 ask about quimmer: A slang or derogatory term towards gay people (A mix of different words, Eg; Queer, Quim, Queen, Rimmer, Rim Job. ;) Long live Rimmer.
utubaria 1 year ago
@utubaria or someone who does oral sex on females
quim being slang for fanny
fanny being slang for pussy rather than the erroneously for arse (which is incorrectly spelt ass)
either way prob not a compliment.
how do you strim the edges of your lawn without a strimmer?? scissors
kpuc1973 1 year ago
@kpuc1973 thx :)
utubaria 1 year ago
whats a zimmer? lol
CaptainPositron 1 year ago
@CaptainPositron athing old people use to help them walk
313link 1 year ago
@313link
Ah, is that the British word for a walker?
CaptainPositron 1 year ago
@CaptainPositron yeah it is
313link 1 year ago
Pure genius lol. They don't make 'em like that any more.
TurquoiseSky100 1 year ago
I LOLED SOOO LOUD!
tsubassarulz 1 year ago
cannot believe you excluded line after - its the punchline!!!
lennerbot 1 year ago
oh god rimmer is amazing, is it me or does it look like lister is getting into the song
shinpacha 1 year ago
@shinpacha nahh... u think lister would get into a song like that?!?!?!?! he's just smirking when Rimmer goes: without him life would be much grimmer, hes handsome trim and no one slimmer, hes not bald and his head doesnt glimmer.... lister and the crew totally disagree with those lines.... also i bet it's those rimmer stubby dolls parading around in Lister's face...
Misseckored2009 1 year ago
its 'round' not 'home'
Consamuri 1 year ago
The funny thing is,Rimmer ain't singing.Thats Howard Goodall's voice and chris barries face
TheRobintheboywonder 1 year ago
He's actually saying "He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner, he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer." Yul Brynner was an actor who was famously bald.
LordoftheDaleks 1 year ago 2
I believe it is really "Don't ask me! ASK Arnold Arnold Rimmer..." - "ask", not "that's".
Aurelovanovalopta 1 year ago 37
Toodle Pipski!
Bluequotations 2 years ago
feel free to sing along
TheRobintheboywonder 2 years ago 2
if anyone knows how to play this on keyboard/piano please contact me
THANKS
lolololni 2 years ago
Oh my God can I adopt Rimmer? I <3 this song!
lilanthia 2 years ago 2
I love Rimmer.......Chris,you are Ace,in more ways than one : )
TheAlienFan 2 years ago 4
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sorry the wikii's wrong can clearly hear its play and it makes sense in regards to the line before it " he hoped he'd PLAY us out before shimmer" wikii's are made by normal people and as such are often wrong sorry
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bazookaV8 2 years ago
What about Winner? that rhymes with Rimmer :P.
Raine548 2 years ago 34
@Raine548
I don't think Rimmer and Winner could ever be put in the same sentence >.>
snake1521 1 year ago
@snake1521 How about 'Rimmer is definitely NOT a winner?'
Dragonfree97 1 year ago
@Raine548 Winner and Rimmer don't rhyme lol :P
YohoAhoyXP 1 year ago
@Raine548 no it does'nt
Richard600606 1 year ago
@Richard600606 Yes it does
tic07096903 1 year ago
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MrJon0709 1 year ago
@Raine548 no winner does not it has two n's it needs two m's have you done the 6th grade yet?
Channle10 1 year ago
@Raine548 no it doesn't
fullmetaldalek 1 year ago
@Raine548
But he's not a winner....
loravine 10 months ago
@loravine that's the point of the song. lol so it would fit
KiwiNycho 10 months ago
@Raine548 Rimmer is a Bi-Winner
FlamingBadger77 10 months ago
@Raine548 but if said in a particular way apparently can rhyme with the word scum
MrAlexeiGil 10 months ago
They should release this in the charts... just for a laugh, and it would get more people watching.
timelordcool05 2 years ago 4
More reliable than a garden strimmer ;)
SunnyThePony 2 years ago 2
What does 'quimmer' mean anyway?
MarcusSLazarus 2 years ago
MarcusSLazarus - It's the female equivelent of smegger.
Go figure. ;-)
97channel 2 years ago 3
This is great. I've never heard this extended version before. Is it a DVD extra?
Aluevius 2 years ago
It's "fade out" not "pay out" ;)
brisrangakid 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA so funny histerical
bazookaV8 2 years ago
brilliant.what a smeghead
TheNathanWebb 2 years ago
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bazookaV8 2 years ago
love it
rimmer's the best!!
doggieshit23 2 years ago 2
2ND thoughts, I prefer this one!
timelordcool05 2 years ago
good to see the extended version :) favourited
p.s jus so u no 4 the new version you put left now twice and the say 'schwimmer' not 'shimmer' :) (Nothing against this version though!)
timelordcool05 2 years ago
I actually think that was Red Party.
VitasVarnas 2 years ago
sigma frouad eat your heart out
dim432 2 years ago
Craig Charles is dying to laugh!
DoctorRambo1986 2 years ago 3
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come 'ROUND' for dinner...
You should make a point of saying it's the Xtended version, you may get more views. All the others seem to be ripped from the actual episode. There's alot more mistakes in the subtitles, by the way...
TheEvilWeed 2 years ago 2
sigma freud eat your heart out
dim432 2 years ago
It says so much about Chris Barrie as an actor, that he can be this funny just with his face. I suppose the lyrics help too, but such expression is shown. God I sound like a right proffessional!
PurpleFunnyChocolate 2 years ago 3
lol yeah but its just a shame it wasn't actually him singing it that would've been the icing on the cake
DoctorRambo1986 2 years ago 2
Actually it was him you can see a vid of him singing it at some Dimension Jump on here. :D
timelordcool05 2 years ago
No on red dwarf it was NOT him singing it. He only sings it on the DJ vid
Lal398667 2 years ago
Oops so it is I just saw that vid and thought 'hey he sung it in real life!' and presumed he sung it on here because of that. : )
Correction noted. : D
timelordcool05 2 years ago
also at the end its PLAY out not PAY out
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