Would you like to date a brony?

[FlCl3000]

it always sucks when you know awesome bronies live nowhere near you

[TheUnknownD]

0:44 I'M TOUGH!!!!!!! lol

[hotelmario510]

I laughed back at the girls because they're hilariously shallow.

[Calypis]

OMG your sooo cute ♥ I would date you and be your Applejack.

[ShapeShifter795]

That is freakin' hilarious. XD

[IamAManNotAMadHobo]

Speaking of Pony Spotlights, Im pretty sure Braeburn is the only one you haven't done yet. :D

Saving the best for last?

[GATORAID1993]

I now that feel bro

[dnotive]

Oh God. What?

[ProjectFailSing]

@dnotive You dont like my video? :<

[dnotive]

@ProjectFailSing WHAT? No. I do! I'm just giggling at the ... I don't even... I'm amused okay?? :P

[ProjectFailSing]

@dnotive Goal achieved then! :D

[B0mmster]

Wait...Pori isn't Arnold Schwarzenegger? SETHISTO YOU ARE A LIAR

[TheArmeddragonlv82]

dude i feel your pain reaility sucks

[lilchris316]

PORI IS SINGER FROM LIVING COLOR AND BOB MARLEY.

[WerewolfCat890]

Proud pegasister, or female brony, which ever you prefer, right here :)

[KarinMikazuki]

Black and brony, like a boss

[SodiumHydroxideRG]

With that accent, you could totally have a girlfriend bro.

[Gadoink1]

I just want to say that I really like your mane.

I mean hair! Not mane, hair. Yes.

...god damn it.

But seriously though I do like your hair.

[OptrickTafire]

Thank god my girlfriend is also a Brony. (No I won't use pegasister)

[bewarethepatientman]

you're black! holy shit lol i don't know why but i always envisioned you as white!!

...

goddamnit. now i look/feel racist.

[iBringDaLULZ]

I'm busting a gut here laughing xDD

[ProjectFailSing]

@iBringDaLULZ Awww yeah lulzy xDDD

[ElectricCarpenter]

sad face :(

[NecroGuy360]

where are you? D: I miss you!

[Dosko]

I don't know, I'm starting to like your irl videos than the spotlights. You crack me up.

[CrazyCartoonChick]

Aww ^^ This is cute!

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1001]

What a coincidence, once I cried aswell while hugging an applejack drawing I made.

[nightoflust]

Made ma day once again, thank you

[TheBettneyBomb]

If they dont want a boy that watches MLP then... Guess Im staying single XD

[nightoflust]

@TheBettneyBomb im afraid i will have to second that xD

[pokeexpert1011]

im a brony. and have a girlfriend. in your forever alone faces.

[mckayr12]

lol, wait where did that video come from?

[dagga70]

i don't like ponies, at least, not real ones.

[breaksystembse]

That's you!?♥♥♥♥♥8D

[nelfer320]

yeah, if I was a girl, I dont think Id date a man that likes ponies.

[Fordarz]

You've never been so cruel to me, AJ!

I lost it.

[TheAman2311]

I know how you feel bro.

[Duty980]

I lol



[egadaway]

dont even worry about it. who needs a people when you have an internet

[cvapolo]

I feel your pain ='(

[kyleisreallycool]

are you a rasta mon?

[statoose]

Just curious, is that your real voice?

[adecoy95]

haha :D

[Kadzuku]

I'd date a brony! =D

[yoshimasterleader]

You look fantastic and  you have rad voice! if I was a woman id date you.

[SM853]

The world needs more pegasisters. A lot of them.

[jiseri20]

Your real life videos are fun to watch too ^^

[jiseri20]

I'd date a brony ♪

[TheJd1200]

oh god man =,(

[khamvongsa09]

I lost it at the AJ print out XD

[Facexplodie]

I LOVE YOU

[ckat13]

I'd date a Brony, and this was hilarious, especially the end with the AJ picture.

[theqman24]

hey pori I'm guy and I'd love you to be my bro-ham-ski-ny

[Skippyrip]

sorry Pori, but Rarity is forever my waifu

[MrBronyface]

h-hey guys, my favourite pony is jackle app, Eh's a blue pegasus who likes to fashion and doesn't afraid of anything

[leonwii13]

our pride when we saw that vid was hurt...but then we love and tolerate *squee*

[CoffeBlackness]

I know that feel bro.

[vincent834]

I had my fair share of girlfriends, Now I'm 36, And personally, I think they just take too much money.

[joetheplumber22]

hahaha i consider myself a brony and i have a girlfriend

[Brony916]

I think that a "teens" react video would be different. For some reason they put a bunch of 12 year-olds on. I like how the 12 year old kid says get a girlfriend and you'll be over it, GET A PEGASISTER GIRLFRIEND. DOUBLE THE PONIES!!!

[Ikkitsu]

*foreveralone.jpg*

[thereaver420]

I laughed my ass off, you are one funny pony. Girls like funny guys, you will get a girl... someday...

[freakycrawler]

Should have started presenting your sweet dance moves.

Bitches love sweet dance moves.

[Spagettieater9000]

If I were a girl or gay, I would so go out with you.

[AlTheJuggernaut]

Why did I laugh so hard at this? I mean, this is exactly how my life is outside of ponies.

Crap, I just laughed at my own misfortune.

I feel terrible now.

[Doublyrandom012]

@AlTheJuggernaut SCHADENFREUDE!

[kakashi66132]

@AlTheJuggernaut I know that feel bro.

[MrEricon9]

Ponies don't reject you, bro. Ponies before hoenies.

[Whitbane]

@MrEricon9 Goods words to live by, *brohoof*.

[kakashi66132]

@MrEricon9 Hay the buck yeah.

[MrLBone]

:D man this made my day your the best Pori

[BXRawr]

Pori, you are one of my favorite human beings.

[ecyor0]

Eh - they're teenagers, what do you expect? Teenagers are all crazy. Half of them are borderline sociopathic. Not the kind of people I'd get dating advice from, shall we say.

[geckowonderful]

i have a girlfriend,

she knows i watch My Little Pony,

and she could not give any less of a fuck in the world about it.

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[blighboy1]

Ignore them, you can do so much better anyway.

[flowerzinc]

it's funny because they picked the most shallow women they could find (except probably for one)

[mubblelyon]

Oh dear. LOL

[PalladiumCupcakes]

They're all lying, no one could resist the accent.

NO ONE.

[Neonprettykitty]

LOLOLd

[NecroGuy360]

I'm a brony and I have a girlfriend that watches it WITH ME. *success kid*

[REDTEROR]

there is plenty of fish in the sea, or sea ponies maybe a sea Applejack, great sketch.

[80WooR]

If it's okay with you can I imagine going out with you? I'm a male brony though but...

[bloodystone2]

Don't worry bro! You have us. Forever alone together </3

[PureZOOKS]

1. I like these real life videos, I'd love to see more of them, you're a funny guy PFS.

2. Do you have a ponysona?

3. If you want to get a girlfriend, just show her you giant collection of AJ rule34 and clop-fics.

Works every time.

[Ihryk]

;_;

[BlazeAlchemist991]

Can I post this on the TheFineBros facebook wall to see how they react? It's ok if you say no :3

[ProjectFailSing]

@BlazeAlchemist991 Why not? :D

[Amsel1]

Haha Pori ich habe mich schon im Inkeed chat gefragt ob du das Teens React video gesehen hast. Außerdem ich mag alle deine Videos mach weiter so!

[Shanawolfo1]

Fail pick up lines:

1) "Hi, I really like your mane."

2) "OH, you're picking up the new Friendship Express Train? I have an entire room full of them with all the characters, and buildings and....."

3) "I hate the My Little Pony from the 90s."

These will not help you.

Shana

[f0hl]

Wenn sie die Bronies besser kennen würden, hätten sie wahrscheinlich kein Problem mit uns xD

[thelol1759]

@Icedrake201 When I told this one girl, she freak out and said she loved ponies too!!!! So she showed me her collection..... Of g1 and g3 ponies. I walked out.

[Kiyoshiii120]

Haha amazing!

[1337KlUnTe]

wait... did you have a verse on the pony swag meagmix? i think i have heard your voice from that song.

[geckowonderful]

Im 14 years old, and what is this?

[PowerArmorV113]

@geckowonderful Adults stuff, you don't need to know yet.

[Stickfactory]

@geckowonderful Shitload of Friendship

[Plok120]

I BET HE'D DATE AN AJ COSPLAYER....

[SweetTaLe]

Damn I can't get over the fact that "Pori" is also a city over here in Finland. Actually. You have the name of a city. How does that make you feel?

[TheMayorOfChaopolis]

Since when did girls like tough, manly men!? BLASPHEMY!

[McDerpinton]

Feels bad man..

[MassEffective09]

If the woman of your dreams cannot accept you for who you are, she is not worthy of your time.

[ScamMasterEddy2010]

Bro if I was a girl I would but I'm a dude so yeah no... Awkward I have same problem too any of ur ladies like to date a brony ^^;

[DrIvoRobotnick]

Wow you are sexy!

You should date all the girls!

[JestersGhost]

As long as you don't end up watching Boku... Don't watch Boku... Ever...

[JestersGhost]

Just do the Pori dance, and they'll be all up in your hair. (Trust me; I'm from the internet)

[JellyChilliMustard]

If it makes you feel any better... I'd tap that.

[MrGrantieboom]

That teens react video exemplified both what I hate and what I love about people.

[maschief1]

I love your videos, they brighten my day!

[Icedrake201]

Why do all girls reject my dates? :( All I ask them is if they want to see my shrine to Rarity, is all. Is that really so bad?

[xbadninjax]

@Icedrake201 Psssht, women..

[SpeedyCraigerz]

@Icedrake201 *mumbles* maybe because it's Rarity...

Lol jokes!

[FillyRainbowDash]

projectfailsing is best human

[armetron]

Dont worry man you just need to find a good beautiful pegasister and it will be all good

If you want try this okcupid com/match?keywords=pegasister&­only_text=1

just add the points before com

[HoIycry]

Question! What type of pony would you be? Unicorn, Earth Pony, or Pegasus?

[ProjectFailSing]

@HoIycry ZEBRA WOHOO!!!

[MrPyroguy108]

@ProjectFailSing yay i'm not alone

[RealBrony]

@ProjectFailSing HA, FINALLY NOW AJ IS ALL MINE!!! ;)

[ricardogriva]

@ProjectFailSing zebra is the best pony.

[zeldamaster52]

@ProjectFailSing according to the fandom, applejack is racist against zebras. are you sure you want to be a zebra?

[tf2pl]

@HoIycry Earth Pony :3

[Kris246zl]

ROFL!! XD It'll be alright, yo! :) /)

[AmericaAbridged]

I thought you liked berry punch the most.

[Cra5yxPineapple]

Pori, I love you.

[ProjectFailSing]

Pori is forever alone. Its canon now.

Also no, the flower wasnt real. Its made out of cloth or something lol

[DarkDemonWolf76]

@ProjectFailSing :< I will be here for you...*hug* even if I am a boy....and in love with Trixie....we can feel the pain together T-T

[MrBronyface]

@ProjectFailSing nice verse in Pony Swag Megamix

[ValforWing]

@ProjectFailSing

why is pori alone?

zebras are hot!