The Devil has a better Gym then God

[szeilea]

hhahahaha i cannot believe i have been arguing with a little fat kid. fuck, you're a good ass troll!

[joshrocks11]

@szeilea  When you believes became less valid and credible because of wait, or age then you are an idiot.

[szeilea]

@joshrocks11 we'll talk when you grow pubes and hit puberty.. i find it hard to have a serious debate with a little squeaky kid.

[szeilea]

@joshrocks11 hahahahahaha please don't be offending, but i just showed all my in-laws this video and we're laughing our asses off. you have it so wrong my little friend.

[joshrocks11]

@szeilea "All this science shit, I don't understand, lets watch this arbitrary youtube video, man, that reaffirmed my irrational beliefs in God, good times."

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

i don't understand how you can sit there and say "god doesn't exist, i am sure of this" and not feel the need to provide proof.

yet if someone says "i believe in god" or even "it's possible" you want them to prove it.

you're obviously retarded.

[joshrocks11]

@JOExTHExVEGAN We have been over this before. The burden of proof is not on me.  If some one believed Elvis was still alive in a metaphysical state logic dictates they need to prove it, not the one denying the proposition.

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

@joshrocks11 that person would be saying, "i think that elvis is still alive" while the other is saying, "i know it to be fact he is not" and that person would provide their proof that elvis is dead, thus changing the person't mind. proving elvis is still alive would be hard to do without searching the world for him. proving he is not alive is easy as well. this applies to the god thing also.

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

@JOExTHExVEGAN as well as proving he is not alive is easy

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

@joshrocks11 If some one says, "Barack Obama is dead", and some one not informed on shit like that for some reason isn't sure if it's true or not, and says, "really?" that person would then have to provide a reference as to where they came across this information. Just as if some one who stated that obama's alive would have to provide evidence. Not complicated.

[joshrocks11]

@JOExTHExVEGAN You are right, in that statement. However, you are not right on making the hyperbolic analogy.

Saying, I don't believe in god is not a claim.

Saying someone is alive is a claim. Existence =/= Alive/Dead

[Pinoy0y]

The bible is God's Revelation to us.

[Pinoy0y]

The proof of God can also be proven scientifically. The universe had to be made by a creator (God). Big Bang Theory has no sense because nothing and just explode out of nothing. God created everything and us. How are the planets and stars held by gravity? There has to be someone or something that made everything possible. How can you unprove a proven fact. God is everything. The Devil is everything unpure.

[Pinoy0y]

The reason why Satan tempts us to sin is to open ouselves to him. He wants to take our souls and us to turn away from our Holy and Almighty God. Hell is a dark, fiery, and cruel pit of anger,despair,and evilness. If you choose to go to Hell then you are choosing the path of ETERNAL suffering from Satan and SEPARATING yourself from GOD. Heaven is a Holy,Divine,and Peaceful place where you should choose to go and you have ETERNAL life with GOD. Go to Church and experince what it's like in GOD.

[joshrocks11]

@Pinoy0y Prove it

[Pinoy0y]

@joshrocks11 How can I prove something that I can't do on both sides like I can't kill myself just to go to Hell and Heaven. I only have on life. Life is not a game, you can't respawn after you live. When you die you choose to either go to Heaven and Eternal life with God or to Hell Eternal pain and suffering with Satan. See this is what I don't understand about you atheists. You just tell us people to prove it. Is that the only thing you can say? Go pray in a chapel and listen to the silence

[Pinoy0y]

@joshrocks11 When you listen to the silence, you will feel the prescence of Jesus and God talking to you. Just think

[Pinoy0y]

@joshrocks11 You shall not put the LORD your God to the test, as you tested Him at Massah. Deuteronomy 6:16

[joshrocks11]

@Pinoy0y Prove the bible's claim about god. 

[joshrocks11]

@joshrocks11

I am going to explain this. Bible can't prove god, god can't prove the bible. It is circular, you need external proof or your claim is the same as someone who believes Elvis is still alive

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

if u weren't such a douche about it, i'd agree with you here. the devil is portrayed to be a prime evil by religious figures, but is actually a good being. he was free thinking, outspoken, open minded, and accepting of everybody else's ideas and values, and that's why he was looked at as evil. because the church teaches closed-minded ness.

[joshrocks11]

@JOExTHExVEGAN

"I'd agree with you, but I don't like you"

You are such a fucking moron.

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

@joshrocks11 that's not what i said. don't put words in my mouth. i said, i'd agree with you if you weren't such a douche about it. as in if you backed up your ideas logically, rather than sit there like, "i bet satan would be mad chill yooo, i'd smoke a blunt wit dat niggaaa"

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

go ahead, if god is real, have fun in hell, let the devil fuck ur butt.

[joshrocks11]

@JOExTHExVEGAN Pascal's Wager has been demonstrated wrong so many times. Imagine a god that punishes for not thinking skeptically. Tadah, it works in reverse. Which is why it is a fucking dumb argument.

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

@joshrocks11 look up the video "the first family of satanism" it's anton laveys daughter and high priest of the satanist church. you might find it interesting, being completely serious here,.

[joshrocks11]

@JOExTHExVEGAN The religions creator created it as satire, the fact people believe it is just amusing.

[JOExTHExVEGAN]

@joshrocks11 anton lavey created satanism as a satire? you're pretty inaccurate there kid, lol. look up some interviews, go to the church of satan website and check it out, he took that shit pretty seriously. i'm not a follower of it, i find the ideas to be pretty stupid, but check it out you seem like the type of person that usually would get into it

[ex0ja]

You cannot take any information religious people give you about God or the devil any other myths, because they are all maniacs on heroin.

[Lacocacolaman]

LOL, well kid tell me how amazing hell is when you reach it. Send me an email

[volleyball796]

Have you read in the bible where it talks about hell? It is not as you describe it here at all.

[joshrocks11]

@volleyball796

Smear campaign! 

[tazer95]

Another thing that's got the devil down is the fact that all of his worshipers are effing bananas, so no "normal" person would want to worship him.

[VoiceOfControversy]

It's not too bad, but this would raise question's about god's character.

[destructionoftime]

You are probably right.

[vip2620]

I like this theory.