WTF?! Making a LINDSAY LOHAN!

[coviron21]

HAHAHA i knew it you where the shirt but no pants under the table that is awesome LOL

:P

[Bakmoon]

That's not a real Lindsay Lohan. A proper one has crack in it.

[CombatArmsOwnah]

Thanks youtube. I will now check out a website to get a tattoo..!

[nibbel94]

in norway we soak snus (tobaco you stick under your upper lipp) in stong alc, get you drunk at once.  yea, and tampons...

[brioforzio]

YESS SKYY! making videos with a shirt, tie, and some good ol' Hanes

[Shinkajo]

yeah i've done the rectal consumption move, it isn't fun...

[boggzboy77]

echo in the clap lol :P

[exodia94]

holy shit!!! the penis origami!!!

[JustLiving305]

Lmfaoooo xD fancy shirt but no pants lmaooo

[barkevvv]

Did NO ONE notice that he isnt wearing any pants?

HAHAHAHA

[ken0is0gay0fan0club]

why doesn't he wear pants?!

[Uptalk]

They inject it anally to bi- pass the kidneys same with eyelid.

[KarlKavo]

eyeball paul xD

[KeithWasHere1]

lol i like the drink named the Redheaded slut lol that is creative.

[KeithWasHere1]

bartenders have more life experience than any shrink.

[KeithWasHere1]

Sky..is there really a drink called the Fuzzy Buffalo...i heard its all the spill off...the bars slanted slightly so alll the spill off runs down the bar and into a bucket...supposed to be nasty as hell but fuck you up like crazy ie Vodka,tequila,Jagger,everythin­g that gets spilled.

[nightfire4107]

funny pic in the end XD

[nightfire4107]

arrested for a penis cloth lol

[Thijmenichou]

at 2:15 you see that the dude don't have a pants on !xDDD

[77BreakDown77]

I'm 14 and don't drink but I watch these anyways.

[BTW6666]

@77BreakDown77 i thought i was the onli 1

[maggotvenger94]

you can also take a tampon and out it into a shot and then shuve that into your ass :P

or even your nose :P

I know.... its phucked up

[simoncapon]

Fuck yeah aussies.

[Kalonsoldierfront]

I did this at school 2 weeks ago and got in school suspension

[papchable]

Thumbs up if u made a penis towel and laughed like an idiot lookin at it :-)

[ginalola333]

Skyy you're the best~

[LowLowSpinners]

skyy sick son of a bitch...

lol..

[scotty1029384756ify]

my role model ^ soo funny

[sheenza911]

Lindsay Lohan is a red headed slut, that drink suits her well

Ohh Wait, not to much coke she might overdose XD

[purplepolarbear]

actually pouring it in your ass makes it a lot easier for alcohol poisening because it doesnt get filtered through your body it goes straight into your blood and if done wrong can kill you

[FPSunderscoreSam]

Yes Australian Win, I'm Australian.

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

I've heard about the wine to the ass thing. But i'd imagine pouring vodka in... up? there would hurt.

[AIC69]

red headed slut with a splash of coke lol

[anteracmacash]

you need to put some cocaine and crack in that to make it real Lohan

[MakeupAndSkin]

loving the bar talks!

[masterbakery]

Stickin it in your brain cannot be good

[gaboski008]

@foolofremorse also it bypasses the gag reflex so you can get drunk without the risk of vomiting.. but still ain't no way I'm doing that either..

[Pekke3000]

The way he say WHAT THE F!@K for the win?

[Corrosiv902]

Thumbs up for farts!

[chinwaggler]

lol you wearin shirt n boxers

[BADASSHURRICANE]

Jajaja

[vth76]

i got one a russian spy. a red headed slut with a splash of popov

[i0973]

almost spat my drink out at 3:35! hahah

[JTMFashionista]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH skyy farted

[jahaines579]

People put it in the ass because its the guaranteed way to get you drunk the fastest they did it on an episode of Manswers on Spike!

[AllMyWordz]

Vein*

[beatking7221]

@AllMyWordz i love how your name is allmywordz and you spelled it wrong hahahaha

[AllMyWordz]

"Get that vain running right down the middle there, then you roll the top of it to give you a nice head, ok? That's gonna be the head, smash it down to get that head nice and formed, then you roll either side. Nice tight little rolls, nice tight little rolls on both sides to give it that perfect form."

ROFLMAO

[BZero9404]

lolol the whole anal drinking thing was on MANswers. apparently, you get drunk instnatly

[windmonkey95]

lol yo that gon to jail shit was hilarious

[jdr324]

A red headed slut, with a splash of coke? Damn, that IS Lindsay Lohan!

[jeffthayungin]

lmao ass full of bud light

[MickeyLWalker]

justa splash ;)

[MrRic2828]

WITW!



[superblackman08]

And the Sex with an Alligator drink

[AnyeIsRaw]

anal chugging

[Sleystrongwe]

where are your pants?

[bunce101]

"red headed slut"

[Eddymulan]

LoL, love the clap sound

[forshizzlemcfizzle]

Yo skyy can you show us how to make a bloody marry. Only reason i ask is that its a popular drink and was just wondering hoe its done.

[declangleeson]

hahaha your not wearing any pants

[jen14b]

takin shots in the eye and in the ass what the hell?!?!

[Krieger143]

i made a cloth penis and afteward saw a fly on my window, i grabbed the shaft of the penis and wacked the fly with the balls

[Iambenjoz]

@Krieger143 Dude! This made me lol!

[impactoprofundo]

why is it called lindsay lohan?

[TheTheTheEmpty]

@impactoprofundo It's a redheaded slut with a splash of coke. It's called a Lindsay Lohan because Lindsay is naturally a redhead and is rumored to have used cocaine in her past.

[impactoprofundo]

@TheTheTheEmpty thanx

[AsianGreatness]

@impactoprofundo it's a red headed slut with a splash of coke which is what lindsay lohan is lol

[impactoprofundo]

@AsianGreatness yeah i got it now. the red headed slut was obvios, but i didnt get the coke part since im not an english natvie speaker. hehe

[slash91197]

@impactoprofundo coke as in cocaine

[lololol36]

SKY FARTED AT 2:45 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lobelito]

@lololol36 loooooooool

[DaMelloKittyy]

@lololol36 he does!!!! XD

[bellini1992]

@lololol36

[TheRey4you]

@lololol36 LOL!

[chyld]

@lololol36 hahah I had to listen closely but he did he heard that banging n thought THIS IS MY MOMENT.. bet his belly was hurting him

[suuperstylin]

@lololol36 i think thats the table banging around?

[Etna2007]

@lololol36 that's his finger rubbing with the cloth and the table

[Superiorxsoul]

@lololol36 LMFAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

[MikeyTSH]

@lololol36 LOL

[sikwititsikwitit]

@lololol36 didnt fart, it was the sound of him tucking the damp towel in itself lol but still funny

[seattleshortfilms]

2:32 haha hes got no pants on

[awesomealtosax]

@seattleshortfilms dude he never wears pants haha.

[dmbass313]

@seattleshortfilms he rarely has pants on

[girlingreensocks]

dude hes not wearing pants

[BigMarsh]

Too much alcohol in the ass can kill you as it has not been through the filtration process.

[jakop92]

"I wouldn't run around with an assfull of budlight" LOL!!!!!

[BreeznIcey]

"I dont wanna be runnin around with an ass full of budlight" OMG AHAH that killed mee

[herbertpt]

thats gay lol

[Apoldercy1]

hes wearing no pant WTF

[mantorkel]

You sure know your way around penises.

[kenzo601144]

i love how he puts the shirt and tie bun shoots in boxers lol

[suggaray321]

a red headed slut with a splash of coke...HAHAHAHAHA! ur the funniest person on youtube. i swear to god.

[raywish1babywish]

any one els notice he's sitting in his draws wit a dress shirt and tie on

[IstandUp713]

a homemade dildo right there lol

[joelong123]

i noticed that whenever you make drinks you just let them sit there and dont drink them, do you turn off the camera and chug those bastards?

[shotyaface]

that is fucking awesome

[yorkandpomona]

nice shorts skyy

[kurerugi69]

didnt they do that in jackass?

butt chug?

[acepina]

farted at 2:46

[kirichenko87]

@acepina lmao hahahaha i just heard that too hahahahahaha mad nasty but yet funny at the same time

[1spidersymbiotepool]

Eye shots and butt plunge yea Ive heard of dem

the guys who did that shit turned blind,and the butt plungers....well I found out some of them died I 4got how

[tumi1234]

each side?

[KidDamuBWS]

i fuckin love sky john,thats my niggie right thurr lol this guy be killing me roflmfaooo

[KidDamuBWS]

THAT PENIS ORAGAMI IS STRAIGHT UP WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­F TO LIKE THE 6TH POWER LOL

[dantheman1507]

for all you people that want to get drunk faster: put the drink IN YOUR MOUTH BUT DON'T SWALLOW!!! The alcohol get absorbed under the tongue and bypasses the liver, so it persists longer in the blood-stream goes to the brain and KAPAW!!! You're drunk.

Just hold it under your tongue.

[patrykponichtera]

Skyy, wear some pants the next time :P lol

[KonLaoTaTae]

l0l

the origami penis made laugh so hard!

[sexymexykool]

wearin the undies

[300tunes]

Dude your a RIOT! You should be as famous as shane dawson man!

[IMusic4Ever]

LOL Sky you crazy guy!

[Beanmaster73]

putting alcohol in your ass can and WILL kill you- your are bypassing the liver and kidneys and putting the alcohol directly into your bloodstream- alcohol poisoning will result, followed by coma then death. Very dumb.

[Taruth24]

dude are you sitting there in your boxers?^^

[hopperk2]

don't ever take a shot into your eye! it ruins your eyes, mainly your corneas.

[ebonknight]

Dude, get a bigger table, you can't be in shorts with a shirt and tie unless you are late for work...lol

[kornforeveer]

LOL he is usingboxers

[davitodude]

I gotta try the Lindsay Lohan.

[fefemyluv]

woooooooooooow ^-^

[TheAkizo]

john aint wearing pants lololol

[TheTraumaFactor]

1:51 you're not wearing any pants.....should I be concerned?

[Allinmyworld]

John why are you wearing a nice collared shirt and tie with little short shorts!!??? lmao haha your classic!

[Ness757]

lol@grey goose being good.

[SoilentGr33n]

Oh my god the cloth penis is just brilliant.

[Tactichef]

love ur Bar talk !!! nice drink Lindsay Lohan hahahaha

[Emerson7947]

two things, #1 why would you ingest alcohol through da rectum? yes you will get drunker faster but your body cant filter it like it should, which is dangerous. #2 why is he making origami art in just drawers lol

[Drerven]

alcohol where the sun don't shine is the fastest way to get drunk but it's very stupid and a very good way to die because it goes straight to the blood and doesn't get filtered by the organs. It's not smart to do and I'm guessing the eye isn't much better. Can't imagine either way would feel good anyways.

[TheRabbitRaine]

There's a stripper at a local club who does the origami penis as part of her routine, except instead of a wet cloth she used her floor blanket. It's quite big and very well detailed :D

[dch0s3non36795]

lmao i love how skyy has the professional shirt and no pants lmao

[snowman2009]

ooo u didnt give the proportions (like 1 oz of jager 0.5 oz of shnaps) =( im guesing this is about right. Let me know if it is otherwise

P.S.

srry for bqad spelling

[dominic2014]

mmm Red-Headed Slut, I'm not one for cocktails, I prefer beer n whisky, but that sounds really good.

[winterdream88]

LOVE the bar talk series.

[saulwatcher88]

wow!!!!!!!!!! didnt know you could make that....

[spooksPSP]

2:30 Skyjohn wearing trousers? :D

[Vonbomb]

I love how seriously you took making that penis. That was deep concentration if I've ever seen it. I live in Australia and I've never seen anyone drink with their eyes. I mustn't be hanging out in the right places. Big love from Oz. xoxo

[brooklynjoker]

can't endorse the second method, Skyy. not only is it gay, but the alcohol doesn't pass through the liver and it goes directly into the bloodstream, leading to alcohol poisoning. yes, that's right, taking a 40 oz in the ass can, and most likely will, KILL YOU!

[DublinsOwn2k9]

You Are A Damn Hero Skyy, More Bar Talk Videos Rho!!!

[ninoBK2008]

this guy is hilarious

[XDGAFxJuggaloX]

i don't think i've laughed this hard in a long long time!!!!!! your sir are the man!!

[slumpig360]

o? doesnt america do that shit as well?? LOL

ppl in asutralia do this shit ALL the time haha shots down the eye and up the asshole hehe.

[niko911]

Damn no pants i like your style

[diegopmc]

WTF?! = What the Flick?!

[Chaos91112]

Show how to make a flaming dr pepper

[jdsmart118]

omg love everything about this vid and thee last pic was funny!

[TheDrumming11]

2:20 He is in his boxers :pp

[DaMelloKittyy]

MORE BAR TALK!!! =D

[asianklein87]

keep the bar talks coming! i love em!!!

[claviertekky]

the alcohol through the eye sounds like death. it'll sting like none other.

joke is on you.

[Segee]

WHERE ARE UR PANTS MAN?? LOL

[glossyxokizzez]

if lindsay lohan knew about this drink, her dumbass probably WOULD try to sue...after all, i did read an article a while back where she trying to sue the e-trade company for that one commercial with the "milk-o-holic" baby named lindsay. she thought they were referring to her..like being an alcoholic. she knows she's washed up so she's getting money wherever she can get it...i would try that drink though lol... 5 stars for the penis origami! LMAO!

[beepit95]

Never have I seen Skyy talk with such passion and interest then when watching him describe how to make a dick out of a piece of cloth XD

[ayers01]

Skyy, if she could get a lifetime free samples. She'd reconsider the lawsuit.

[Drummaboy100]

I've heard of getting drunk thro the ass (it's called ass chugging i think)

but wouldnnt it be painfull in ur eyeball

btw im doin the penis oragami in school

[MarkjeBOSS]

Skyy, do you realise you just said you love dick? Just saying.. Like the penis trick tho ;)

[rhinocerus]

alcohol to the anus is cheap way to get drunk its like drinking vodka with the fork from the bottles cap, ppl absorb alcohol through they're skin and the buttocks is place were absorbation works the best way, i dont know how much truth is in this but that is what my costumers told me in the bar:D btw cloth penis made my day:D is there a way to make cloth vagina:D or boobs:D

[insightliviu]

Haha !! great video , btw fuck Lindsay!

[karan2310]

eyeballing is incredibly dangerous, and cause lots of shit to the eye

[wertywertywerty4686]

you can get arrested for sexual assult with a fuckin' cloth penis XD

[bamashay]

But John.... Can you make the towel penis rise?

[OplzITSCreez]

He got well into making the penis

[Rydahshit]

Fuck a Lindsey Lohan, I wanna learn how to make a Kim Kardashian!!

[589216001]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! The part at the end where he says"mm! Delightful!" Is soooo funny!!!

[jonesater]

yeah only problem with that is it wears down the film on the retina and you go blind lol

[Larrygallis]

red headed slut with coke...lol

[JointTaskForce23]

doing a shot in your eye is probably dangerous. I've seen it, it's dumb.

[felicianas2123]

@JointTaskForce23 Probably dangerous is an understatement. It amazes me that people are stupid enough risk their vision for the sake of getting drunk.

[Lexd1989]

@JointTaskForce23 Not just probably, it is. Idiots are going blind for doing that stupid shit, just take your drink the way it's supposed to be taken gawd dayum.

[jodStar01]

AUS FTW :)

[Mutafuka]

Am I really watching a video on how to make a cloth penis? Shit, I've got too much free time : /

[ErosaScuderia]

@Mutafuka

Agreed.