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Ian Holloway at 6:09 :D

joebeefchicken4 1 week ago

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

CupcakeTuber 2 weeks ago

I have seen John live twice and he just keeps upping his game :) Fantastic :)

picman1986 1 month ago

"That's like having sex with Tinkie Winkie"

LOLz

ReeceDogg100 1 month ago

Mygod Rofl xD

MyDippy123 1 month ago

@HDGL he's funnier than u

samhinsley1 1 month ago

Uhh this guy is just not funny!

HDGL 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ArseRaptor

@HDGL do you know what funny is?

jarvinator100 1 month ago

You can definitely see the difference between comedians by taking Michael McIntyre and John Bishop. John walks on and walks off. Michael walks off and jumps on like a kangaroo on drugs that makes it high. I don't see myself as a comedian myself and didn't intend for this to be a joke. This is the best way I can describe it. If anybody is thinking of messaging back to call me something rude or to say I'm not funny, I already know.

ReeceDogg100 2 months ago

@ReeceDogg100 well obviously they're very different people. so what?

FretLegendSmithy 2 months ago

@ReeceDogg100 Really personally I think jhon bishop's great and so's Michael Mcyintyre. Altho Michael Mcintyre does act like a flamboyent gay boy on steroids

lovetosing228 1 month ago

He is got that jimmy morrison look about him.

majesticmaniac 2 months ago

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" who would have thought it , me John Bishop , and ordinary lad from Liverpool , A BISHOP "

MrMboy212 2 months ago

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MrMboy212 2 months ago

"I picked this thing up this, this , this...MACHINE!!!" LOL

ChristianCageCarisma 2 months ago

"Now we've got the kids and the mortgage...ANYWAY BLACKPOOL!!!" HAHAHA

ChristianCageCarisma 2 months ago

if youre a bloke with a bag of chocolate fannies theres something wrong with you

heyysimone 2 months ago

He wins because his music is Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

razhidiz 2 months ago 4

I just lost it when he said "Somewhere between a fairy and a slut"

WaerzMedia09 3 months ago 2

just finished watching this on tv in new zealand. have to watch it again it was so funny.

heyysimone 3 months ago

PIEURPEUL! IT'S PIEURPEULLL

BL4iM 3 months ago

lmfao

djdhali 4 months ago

stag do!

chrisHayden07 4 months ago

He looks like, what I would imagine in some impossible world. What an attractive or handsome, young Mick Jagger would look like.

seitenshow 4 months ago

Ian hooloway @ 6:05

cobbano94 4 months ago

what is a stag due? is it a british thing?

PoynterFinger 4 months ago

@PoynterFinger i think americans would call it a bachelor party or something like that, the thing u throw the guy a day b4 he gets hitched

spiritofryu 4 months ago

@spiritofryu

ohh okay i guessed from his story that it was that but thanks for clarifying :)

PoynterFinger 4 months ago

@PoynterFinger It's just another name we have over here for a bachelor party.

MickyNorris91 4 months ago

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@zigazig1980

They were Londoners mainly, nothing you say will change that you retard.

UnknownUserName4267 5 months ago

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@zigazig1980

They were Londoners mainly, nothing you say will change that you retard.

UnknownUserName4267 5 months ago

@zigazig1980 What the fuck are you on about? The rioting was mainly done by British citizens. The reason they did it was cos they were greedy little shits who wanted to get free stuff which other people had worked hard for

TheCR155 5 months ago

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@zigazig1980

What the fuck was that supposed to mean you illiterate cunt. It's OK, your mum just told me "Don't worry about my son he's always been a tool, now fuck my arse stud.

UnknownUserName4267 5 months ago

@zigazig1980

They were Southerners you dumb fuck. Now go and fuck yourself you cretinous cunt.

UnknownUserName4267 5 months ago

@zigazig1980

What the fuck was that supposed to mean you illiterate cunt. It's OK, your mum just told me "Don't worry about my son he's always been a tool, now fuck my arse stud.

UnknownUserName4267 5 months ago

@zigazig1980 How come there's all these people in London looting houses and rioting cos they're greedy little shits? And what about all these southerners you hear about on TV who're drugged up permenantly and live out their lives stabbing people and getting arrested? Also, you yourself are a total disgrace, every Northerner I know can at least spell 'losers'

TheCR155 5 months ago

@zigazig1980 Get that rod out your arse and stop being such a judgemental twat. I've lived in the North and the South, and the North beats the South hands down

TheCR155 5 months ago

@zigazig1980

Shut the fuck up you Southern ponce.

UnknownUserName4267 6 months ago

Haha i like at 9.02 he changes gear

Indietony 6 months ago

at 9:03 he can't believe he's just done that in front of thousands of people!

TheFinisherMrC 6 months ago

i fucking lost it watching this. tears in my eyes and out of breath. he's so fucking funny

Enuiofmoonglade 6 months ago

thats like having sex with thinky winky!

shellie890 6 months ago

@georgeamsterdam oh well dude, your probably just to stoned and upset that your mum has gone out yet again to work the corners for a decent meal that you can't appreciate norther comedy.

And you are the cunt

speshcom 6 months ago

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This fucking moron is the least funniest "comedian" I have ever seen in my life. They have now put the twat on Saturday night prime time! Are the people of England really stupid enough to watch this shit?

For all those lovers of this arse hole answer me this. Isn't EVERY joke he tells 100% predictable and not funny at all? A joke needs to be a kind of unexpected shock to work. There's virtually no decent comedians nowadays in the UK. The best is probably Jimmy Carr and the worst is this cunt.

GeorgeAmsterdam 7 months ago