Failed Pick-up Lines: SAMMY Edition Part 2

[jonathan100158]

so funny how they say "you want to have sex know" at there end of a pick up line hahahaha.

[deadshotxxx]

"God damnit! So, where are you two headed?"

"Church.."

[MrGdawg818]

using the escalator is awesome because they cant go anywhere! genius!

[huntersteel306]

LMAO the girl said is it a drug

[JENNiamlegend]

Bahahaha "I'm a ver clean mexican I swear"

[JENNiamlegend]

Bahahaha "I

[iPatRosen]

These guys seem douchey and dress like rappers.

[aokifan89]

my sisters in town, do you wanna have a threesome LMFAO!!

[abatman92]

LOL i was wonderin if u wanna 68... u go down an i owe u one hahahahahah

[MrCroftsX]

I'm a very clean Mexican I swear...

[Vb2010TUTz]

Really, a "germophobe" put her hand on a handrail of an escalator? Seems legit...

[caliherbs]

The blonde one said she can't be bought.... means she wanted to have sex now!

[MrGregva]

lol so who wants to have sex?

[MrCamm95]

clean mexican... classic!

[whodaman8888]

lol @ 1:40

[Turbo360Ca]

At 43 sec went up to the hottest chick, well done.

[iMountainJew]

I'm a very clean mexican I swear!

[SuperSkuxxDeluxx]

is it a drug? lol

[jonnnriot]

Ahaha reppin vegas! LoL

[yowassupbro]

i like this line up, the guy who got the fabulous with the blonde woman was awesome-did u call her dude?? i could tell she like you

[georgelewis]

at 2:45 That girl is fucking Hot and 702 is area Code Las Vegas,NEVADA

[Fernandez218]

2:53 blonde: "uhh i can't be bought but i really appreciate that line"

just an aforethough but you could've said: "that's perfect 'cause i'm poor and looking for a job. soo we can go out now. you know how some guys use really expensive cars as a way to make up for smaller genitalia, well, i own a bike. yeah, so, what time should i pick u up?"

[Fernandez218]

you look like a douche with sunglasses in an indoor mall. and that one call that sammy(?) took he should've said something about having lots of money or having won the lottery. i mean, it's funny but in a really creepy way -- i'm sure you know that but creepy creepy.

[iCLaSSiiC]

2:09 real hottie on the left

[NINJATURTLE510]

@iCLaSSiiC hahahaha this nigga

[PSR91]

3.30 is genius :P

[prothoraxe]

If she's a germaphobe, then why was she holding on to the rail?

[TheRudeAwakeningsz]

Ya'll notice they never ask black women ? wonder what happen if they did ? lmao

[endprphinist]

stupid fat bitches why are they stuck up haha

[IcemanSam650]

Stuck up fat bitches?? LOl ive seen it all lmao

[zomb3kill3r]

u guys are just a glutton for embarrassment or do u guys not feel it or what? man u guys have balls

[NightzRoadx]

@zomb3kill3r you keep doing fails and you start losing the fear bra

[shelbyyua]

Are you guys all actually single? The guy in the red shorts is really tall.. lol

[R0o0g3r]

2:45 HAHA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ampthebest]

This is fucking WINNING!

[christianwright11]

When they say "I have a boyfriend" say:

"Hey slow down, I just met you, I'm not your boyfriend. Nice try though."

[XKwiziteRecords]

Joey Begs...

[A14John]

lol u should be like

girl: i got a boyfreind,

guy: you want another one

[grrg81495]

631 new york hell yeah

[prooc]

That was awkward as fuck.

[moderjoker]

It all started as a game...

[Ewatters91]

@Mathewanumate

(talking to girls and his phone goes off) "hello, no, no you put duck on the mouth, yeah, then you use the rope on her hands and feet. And don't forget to lock the trunk this time" (then goes back to talking to girls) "god dammit I'm sorry, if you want something done right I guess you have to do it urself"

[Ewatters91]

I'm actually gonna try 3:09, that was literally the funniest think iv ever heard these guys say

[mathewanumate]

@Ewatters91 what did he say on phone? can you write it?

[OptimusPrimeribs]

oh man those girl at 2:10 were too hot to say that to!

[silentninja5555]

3:11 was the best hahahahahahahahah

[mathewanumate]

2:52 what did this gay say? do you want sex now .... and? what then?

[DirtRacerProductions]

@mathewanumate Do you want to have sex now or do I have to buy you dinner first

[mathewanumate]

gays remeber! never! never! ask women: can i have your number?  that's mistake, becouse you are male, u take number! teher: give me your number!

[mathewanumate]

@mathewanumate  thank you...

[sappysport215]

"do you girls wanna have a 68? its when u go down and i owe you one" hahahahahahahahahaha classic!

[MrNarcko]

3:21 epic!!

[Poreotics98]

Woah ? 702? where was this ? i have that area code ! lol

[TooMuchEase]

"is that like a drug?"

lol

[scheisskind69]

CORY IS THE KING WE NEED MORE OF HIM !!!!

[928baller]

"i think so"???? LMAO. then she slips the digits? fuckin epic.

[trancemaster1996]

"hey guys my sister is in town, do u want to have a 3some"? HAHAHA LMFAO ROFL!!!

[mnbvcxz73]

3:14 is hilarious.

[ngatiwhatuamovies]

3:03 be funny if he said good luck with your vibrator haha

[cain2kill]

The big dude is just a maniac ahahahaha

[pancakeassjewboyy]

im a clean mexican i swear! haha

[FuegoBoricua203]

what mall is this at there is some fine women danmm

[BadBoyBoyzz]

'you get down and i owe you one'

68. wow that was good

[rmadrid10figo]

Im a very clean Mexican lol....

[equalsLIFE]

where the hell are you from?!?!??!?!?!? because I think most people will be mad or something by these! lol

[DavidKazlauskas]

1:42 try this next time "Do you know how much you weight? I bet enough to break the ice, I am..."

[primeminister78]

the fat girls should appreciate getting hit on

[Jnobiii]

LOL

I FUCKING LOVE THIS CAUSE THIS IS MY WEAK POINT IN MY SELF, HOW TO START........ XD

[lester100126]

2:57 joey got OWND... LOL

[blade2000kid]

i think they are from san francisco

[Hyuni4Ever]

hey do one where your serious

[KaLNFoRc3R]

you guys got the balls

keep up the good work

[brian91145]

Lmao you know she gave him the wrong number,

[ahmedlotfi5]

68 hahahahah

[BURNINGHAMMER76]

i wonder if any of them have actually workde

[eigeoiegf45]

YOU GUYS FUCKING RAWK!

[nomeconocen]

So the germaphobe puts her hands on public escalator handrails? Talk about dumb.

[nomeconocen]

MORE PLEASE. I love this. It's given me confidence to do some approaches and not give a shit about blowouts.

[imhi93245]

epic escalator!

[jpftwson54]

when they say "i have a boyfriend"

say, "i got a goldfish"

girl: "what?'

say "oh i thought we were talking about stuff that doesnt matter"

[piooii]

@jpftwson54 when do they say that ?

[jpftwson54]

@piooii

0:51

l2watchthevidb4commenting.

[2KRAnime]

@jpftwson54

Dude no lie, I leggit thought I created this line a few weeks ago excepted I used my dog instead of goldfish great minds huh

[0nmy0vvN]

Guys please make more...these are SO funny.

[Irobot66]

why choose Oregon Ahhh. where are you guys located at

[coolm0di]

Cory make another video. I just cant wait...

[sarge5000]

the guy with the sunglasses wouldnt stand a chance regardless...cause of the sunglasses.

[glennbizzle]

mannn all of these are good but the polar bear line is horrible

[VortexNL]

5%-10% is usable, the rest is crap.

[twbmagic]

Of course Cory's one part ended up being the best......can't wait for more.

[HitPoint19]

HELL YEAH!!! Waited so long for this thing!

[coolm0di]

Cory owns

[red619619]

that germaphobe bitch is ugly she is lucky the mexican is hittin on her.

[fcastig0220]

"So, my sister's in town. Wanna have a 3some?"

Legendary stuff, Cory.

Wish you were in more of the video.

[KittyOfDOOM689]

nooooo we have go to church. lmao.

[coolm0di]

wanna try sixtyeight 68 ? wtf? 69?

[phillysportz3]

@coolm0di "Where you go down (69 to 68 is going down) and I owe you one...kinda self-explanatory

[coolm0di]

still dont get it

[coolm0di]

fuck YOUTUBE THUMBS DOWN; I FUCK YOUR SISTER WHILE YOUR SLEEPING

[92camarodude]

This is Great lol.

[blakhaven]

At Last!

ive been waiting for 1 year. NICE ONE BRO

[Pillsburyjoytoy]

"68? Is that a drug??" Lmao.

[MrRoboto406]

"do you know how much a polar bear weighs? enough to berak the ice... so do you wanna have sex now?" hahahaaha

[TheLazzara]

meh, on a a second thought, this video needs more Cory!

[HaarlemmerHewe]

missing confidence

[TheLazzara]

It wouldn't be funny with all the confidence!

[13Chris714]

hahah you made my day

[HaarlemmerHewe]

lol

[skate4life2022]

im a very clean mexican LOL

[Entreri1887]

You guys have got some balls doing this shit. I would never be able do it with a straight face. Keep it up this stuff is AWESOME!

[KugeProductions]

I love you guys so much!

[georgie882]

heres one : what else are you doing exept giving me a boner? lol it works every time trust me...

[cordialtone]

W00t! Awesome.

[tawandachristopher]

fuckin funny lol

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

More more more! This is why I subbed you! :p

[nixpoopypants]

MOAR! hahaha

[loveinside]

hahah I am a clean Mexican lol

[mitchyisgay]

hahaha dude at 3:10 is a vet. notice how his execution is flawless while everyone else keeps messing up.

[danlolzz]

haha, says shes a germaphobe but has her hand on the rail

[DemonFlame4]

lmao

[thizzieT]

aha these are always funny. keep makin them

[born2hate41]

haha finaly!!! so funny too hahahaha nice man! this is just more encouragement to screw around :D

[LebaneseGamer]

hahaaha awesome!!!!

[yoyo4real21]

finally!!!!!!!!!!

[trackjunky789]

3:14 was alright, the elevator ( 1:15 ) was priceless though! Good job guys.

[Vehemite]

ROFL 3:14

[thetox6]

LMAO FINALLY!!! love your videos 3:14 is genius

[retepatulp]

This is me every night I go out =(

[TRDSAM4ever2]

finally! this is awesome, keep it up guys!

[XxMariahPANICxX]

I love these. Freaking fantastic. OMG. The escalator would be SOOO akward!! NICE!! xDD

[hoogiman]

haha I think this is one of the best editions of failed. i only got the polar bear one after a couple of seconds of thinking. :P i like this section of mall better too but uh... yeah...

[yudy92]

the last fat germophob girl should have heard the phrase: "Shut up you HOE!!" hahaha great job guys, u love you! haha no homo

[redshadow4]

fuck yes

[itzMeBitch2]

lmfao!!! freakin hilarious!!! i could never embarrass myself like that

[MusicGiver2]

YES! Awesome one! this is sick... keep it up

[CB4]

lol this was fuckin hilarious....make more of these!