Game of Thrones - Ser Barristan

[FrisianDude]

Bitch queen. Incompetent too, for retiring the baddest of all her courtly badasses.

[thedoctor7000]

2:12 Walk away.....like a boss.

[Ryjacard]

Hmmm Barristan the Bold or Barristan the Old?

Nah I think its Barristan the Badass.

[Thommey007]

Always some assholes that write spoilers that got nothing to do with the video.

[LordHannigan]

No if both Nedd and Robert are scared of you then you are a badass.

[LordHannigan]

Ser barristan will be back.

[flamevizier]

they left out the part (in the book) where Barristan says he hopes joffrey gets beheaded by (i think either) Stannis or Robb. Then joffrey gets pissed off, and says he wants Barristan killed for treason. So two guards get sent after him but he owns them and escapes. Why would they leave that out??

[ela1191]

Why is Ser Barristan a badass? Casue he took a "Thanks for your years of loyal service, you're fired"? moment and turned it into a "Go copulate with yourself, I quit!" moment.

[zander7494]

i love how he shuts all them up simply by drawing his blade. the look on their faces says it all; it says that "well, in all honesty we can't do a damned thing about it if you start swinging that steel....so we're gonna keep quiet".

[jenofonte1234]

just remember this you bastard lannisters !......winter is coming!..

[maxten]

Arstan Whitebeard.

[bhbdhbfb94]

Look at the pimp walk Ser Barristan has when he walks out

[bhbdhbfb94]

I think he should have killed all of them and then said " That's what happens when your old you just spaz out on people sometimes"

[whipitout06]

Haha every man of the Kingsguard is thanking the seven that Ser Barristan didn't kill the shit out of them!

[pikkupaska81]

one of the best scenes imo

[Beergut222]

Like Syrio, one of my favorite minor characters in this saga is Ser Barristan - I would LOVE to see him and Jaime in a sword fight. 

[Nickodemusodurn]

Man. Hard as fuck...

[evertonjf08]

Hope Starks aren't all dead!!! Hope king of the north isn't really dead Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee! (why didn't he just marry her :()

[iamForze]

@evertonjf08 ROBB STARK IS KILLED BY ROOSE BOLTON AND THE FREYS! THEY CUT HIS HEAD OFF AND REPLACE IT WITH GREY WINDS HEAD!

[DancingMad17]

@iamForze cunt

[djmertz]

"Even now I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake" = Most awesome one liner since "I ain't building no bookcase."

[Apollomasque]

When some punk-ass boy king tells you you're too old to protect him and his court offers you a quiet beach side keep in which to rot away, instead of quietly leaving, you throw down your helm, renounce your allegiance to the throne, DRAW YOUR SWORD ON THE KING and tell him exactly where he can stick that beach side retirement home.

Ser Barristan, you have officially EARNED the right to pimp swagger your way out of that room like a motherfucker.

[KeusFrench]

little finger is the brothel owner right?

[dmk3434]

notice even the hound goes for his sword behind all the guards to draw fear/respect from the hound is no simple task.

[Intheend4226]

nothing shuts people up better than the flashing of steel =)

[ardaxoy]

1:58 Littlefinger : thank to god im not kingsguard

[Pawnbroker00]

And inefficient acting and pronunciation aswell

[like2surf]

@Pawnbroker00 This is a fantasy world, they can dress and speak however they like, we should be thankful they didn't choose to use American accents, which would have been well within their rights as the author is American.

[Pawnbroker00]

Shame about the ridiculous armour and wardrobing, would have been good otherwise.

[realgood2nite]

Barristan is a seasoned vet who served the king for quite a long time...

[mistermordancy]

This was one of the stupidest things that cersei would do, in a long line of stupid things.

[CheckOutMyPokemons]

Aristan!!!

My god you are a beast

[GozerTheGozerian]

@CheckOutMyPokemons Yet another inconsiderate faggot posting spoilers. Stop being such a cunt. The HBO series attracted millions of new fans who have not read the books. Have some respect for them and for George R.R. Martin's work, and go to one of the many fan forums if you want to post shit about the later books. I'm sure you wouldn't have wanted some twatwaffle ruining the plot for you before you got a chance to experience it for yourself, so stop being a dick.

[CheckOutMyPokemons]

@GozerTheGozerian How is this a spoiler? Anyone who hasn't read the books isnt going to understand this post at all, and by the time they do, this comment would have faded into obscurity. But NO, you had to turn what could have been a fun inside joke for people who have read the series into a potential plot spoiler for those who havn't by drawing attention to it.Thanks troll, i hope you're happy.

[fl333r]

There once was a man, called Ser Barristan,

who served two kings in the Red Keep!

Robert was fat, and Jauffre was a brat,

But when he uses his sword to sweep,

He can "cut through the five of you like carving a cake!"

and Littlefinger is a really annoying snake =_=



[Robosprog]

@fl333r He actually served three kings. Aerys aswell as Robert and Joffery.

[FreyaXo8]

@Robosprog actually, he served four. Jaehaerys II, Aerys II, Robert and Joffrey. If we're nitpicking :)

[fl333r]

I don't know who is Jaegaerys...

But I know it rhymes with Aerys! XD

Thanks, friend!

[FreyaXo8]

@fl333r He was Aerys' father. Sorry, I know more about the Targaryen monarchs than I do about real history. I like your little rhyme a lot :)

[fl333r]

@FreyaXo8 Why thank you, good Ser.

Question: why is it Ser instead of sir? Do you happen to know?

[FreyaXo8]

@fl333r absolutely no idea :) i don't think anyone knows :P

[fl333r]

@FreyaXo8 Ah, well. Thanks anyway :)

[FreyaXo8]

@fl333r @fl333r absolutely no idea :) i don't think anyone knows :P

[TheAxegg]

@fl333r Ser Baristan the bold served three kings.

[fl333r]

@TheAxegg You're not the first one to point that out, dammit DX

And it was three. You forgot Jaherys, Aery's father.

:P no hard feelings though, unless you want to take it that way.

[TheAxegg]

@fl333r Yeah no offence intended, just making sure you know ;)

[fl333r]

@TheAxegg Of course! :D Thanks, though.

[leezhanwei]

@fl333r da fug this is so wrong on so many levels

[botndd]

@fl333r he has served at least one king more

[JBCanimation]

In the book he slew two of them...

[timkrausX]

@JBCanimation Only later while getting out of the city.

[TheJeanBahn]

@JBCanimation It was city guards he killed when they tried to stop him from leaving. 

[JBCanimation]

@TheJeanBahn But did they show it? Unless I missed something lol.

[like2surf]

@JBCanimation He "slew" two of them, that's when you know it's time to lay off the fantasy books for a while, when you start speaking like them. I was out one night and got into a fight and I actually said to the guy "I'll have you say that again" lol.

[JBCanimation]

@like2surf Lol I like to incorporate old english in my speech sometimes, I like its ring. Thus I shall continue to offer speech in like manner.

[MrProteus616]

Barristan boldly giving a bitch-slap!

[Jordacar]

I cannot wait for all of the Lannisters to die. Except Tyrion. He's cool.

[alexpascu2785]

@Jordacar Jamie isnt a bad guy eather

[like2surf]

@alexpascu2785 I've read all the books, and although he does redeem himself a little, he still tried to kill a little kid and had three kids with his sister, he is still very much a bad guy.

[alexpascu2785]

@like2surf It remainds to be seen in the next book The Wings of Winther i still like him

[GedKelly1999]

@Jordacar You may be in for a surprise; as the story develops, certain characters do too. Wait and see. :)

Don't you just love the way he calls out the five - that's FIVE - Kingsguard facing him, and they don't say a fucking word? Even Ned was wary of his prowess. If Lord Eddard Stark is scared of you, you are SCARY. Official.

[alexpascu2785]

@Jordacar Jamie isnt bad eighter laighter in the books

[HalloweenCometh]

@Jordacar keep waiting

[MrMadpenguin]

A naked knight, apparently.

[alexpascu2785]

Ser Barristan now thats a night

[alexpascu2785]

Can sombody just kill that little shit of king and his mather no whait live her to me

[Morimdin]

on another note, I highly expect Ser Barristan to hook up with Robb Stark and fuck shit up

[kellykundrat]

@Morimdin Lol! Well he pledges loyalty to one of the claimants to the crown... :)

[alexpascu2785]

@Morimdin Dont men to spoiole things for you but one will die the other ends up in exill

[timkrausX]

@Morimdin Nope, haha!

[Morimdin]

We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in korea, use you for sandbags!

[KaivanAlkaudon]

This men is just awesome... Glory to the Starks!!!

[philly3rotk]

i tought he was supposed to say he is going to serve the rightful king?

[alexpascu2785]

God i hate that incestues hore

[DrNaviii]

@alexpascu2785 she's good to hate, reading her chapters in later books you can see her getting more paranoid and crazier as time goes on, its pretty funny

[alexpascu2785]

@DrNaviii Trust me I KNOW aspecialy Fest of Crows

[Shadowhawk30]

FREEKIN AWESOME!



[envyranner02]

"even now i could cut thru the five of you like carving a cake"-badass

[bwabadoe]

I didn't really expect mutch of him other than the old warrior,but after this moment I remember just being in incredible awe of him.

[Bayard1503]

@bwabadoe Oh, wait for the 3-4 seasons :)

[CCSpiritello]

Here boy, melt it down and add it to the others! EPIC.

[balaalalaslk]

Ser Barristan The Bad Ass. I really hope he joins King Robb

[Shadowman4710]

@balaalalaslk Spoilers for non-book readers-oh, he joins SOMEBODY, that's for sure.

::Evil Grin::

[balaalalaslk]

@Shadowman4710 He just better do it quickly

[Shadowman4710]

@balaalalaslk Latter half if season two if they stick to the books...

[balaalalaslk]

@Shadowman4710 now i'm incredibly excited

[CommanderGene]

2:01 the look on Joffrey's face.  Priceless. I love how this goes from Barristan being humiliated, to an old man making everyone shit their breeches.

[balaalalaslk]

@CommanderGene Even the Hound the crapped his pants. This man is a living legend.

[melosebrainuhoh]

Barristan was the only bright spot in the otherwise steaming mass that was A Dance with Dragons.

[ChurchOfMe93]

I don't know which politicians I hate more. The ones in Washington or the ones in King's Landing.

I forgot Barristan got the last word, I had only remembered the scene ending with Littlefinger mocking him. Next to Eddard and Loras Tyrell he was probably one of the least morose or vicious badasses on the show.

[CulinaryKilla]

@iamForze I fucking hate you.

[Spellbraeker21]

@iamForze Bitch.

[fui54uhrf4]

@iamForze joffrey dies? sweet

[iamForze]

@fui54uhrf4 The Tyrells and Lord Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish poison him at his own wedding. Sansa and Tyrion, who now have been forced into marrying eachother, get blamed! Sansa escapes and Tyrion is thrown in jail. Jamie frees Tyrion, who then proceeds to shoot his father, Tywin, in the gut with a crossbow. PS. Tywin Lannister doesnt shit gold...

[Crazydog7]

Never underestimate the power of the elderly. 

[thebluespiritpsn]

Austin and irrelevant squid need to stop posting spoilers. Just message each other privaty

[joker4reality]

god damn bad ass



[Robofish12]

Ser Barristan the BADASS becomes my favorite character when he becomes a POV in A Dance with Dragons.

[Fallschirmjager007]

I just love how the other Kingsguard react when Barristan draws his sword. He could kill all 5 of them and they know it.

[vonVince]

In the book guys were sent after him - and Ser Barristan cut them to pieces.

[tacticalcoffee]

that BITCH!

[killzonephx]

Oh little finger how i wish the mountain would crush your little face with a mace.

[ajbahus]

@killzonephx I really think Sansa will be the one to off Littlefinger.

[IrrelevantSquid]

@killzonephx But the Gregor Clegane is dead...

[austinthebookworm5]

@IrrelevantSquid

oh I wouldn't bet on that :P

[IrrelevantSquid]

@austinthebookworm5 He is not Robert the Strong... Even if he is, George Martin will change it and say he isn't, just to spite the fans. :P

[xxxusernameherexxx]

@IrrelevantSquid

***SPOILERS****

in the last book you dont actually see him alive but it hints that he is

[IrrelevantSquid]

@xxxusernameherexxx His skull is sent to Dorne. I can't say I believe he is Ser Robert the Strong... I refuse.

[AlphaGinga]

@killzonephx The mountains weapon of choice is a 6 foot claymore.

[lemansquattro]

@AlphaGinga

Surely that is better? Because he won't be as experienced with a mace, he won't kill him as efficiently, and is more likely to cause that bastard more pain before he dies.

[AlphaGinga]

@lemansquattro It isn't better... and don't call me Shirley.

[CommanderGene]

@killzonephx

As much as I love Barristan the Bold and hate Littlefinger, you have to feel sympathy for someone who was friend-zoned for 20 years.

[BlackMoonLilith]

@killzonephx Littlefinger is a dick, but the Mountain is just a monster who rapes, pillages, and kills anyone and everyone he sees fit. I'd much rather see Littlefinger kill the Mountain than vice versa, but at least we have Oberyn Martell.

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

Hey, Barriston, if you could have killed Jeffery, his mum and a few other assholes up their, WHY DIDN'T YOU! Honestly, the books would have been way different if he would have.

[indierock1100]

I know she's evil, but I love Cersei :D

[Keepsu]

letting Selmy go = massive fail

[valtis23]

arstin whitebeard ,bariston the bold i cant wait till season three

[1sdgg5as499]

@valtis23 SPOILERS FROM SECOND AND THIRD BOOK:  He should appear at the end of the second, let's hope he does

[thestranger4812]

Ser Barristan would make Chuck Norris shit his pants.

[justjaseyeah]

He was just in a an irish cop series, "Single Handed", a really good show, gritty like an Irish version of 'The Wire'..  he played the lead cops dad, a complete slimey piece of shit... really good actor

[Fervellion]

i am really looking forward that someone silences that ugly "queen", Sir Barristan: Oh, let me do it :)

[Premoguys]

blah blah blah boo hoo hoo don't kill him, don't kill him SHUT THE FUCK UP! A badass of this scale cannot live till 100 and become a broken old man. Death in battle is the ultimate glory for a warrior.

[Silencerof]

even now i could cut through the five of you carving a cake!!!

[OcelotDAD]

WHITEBEARD!!!!

[MrPhilEglinton]

He'll be back. 

[pb0m5phr]

Captain Hammond!! :D

[CaptainRumi]

I still haven't decided yet who should choke this little dipshit Jeoffrey with his own gut, but Ser Barristan definetely is a candidate!

[CapnKieran]

This guy would make Clint Eastwood flinch

[L33Doug]

oh i fucking hate littlefinger! i hope barristan shoves a sword in petyr's black heart when they come to claim the throne. but knowing littlefinger he'll worm his way into Dany's good graces. -_-

[FTFproductions09]

@L33Doug If you're reading the books, you'll like him soon enough.

[L33Doug]

@FTFproductions09 i just started a dance with dragons and i still don't like him. idk what has he done that isn't solely for his own benefit?

[FTFproductions09]

@L33Doug Hmm, its your opinion though, I respect and admire him.

[FTFproductions09]

I love Littlefinger.

[Chumbyry]

idk but ser barristan would be one of the last people I would try to insult

[BeingBadAtMaths]

They casted him well. I hope he lives long enough for the end of the series.

[Robofish12]

In A Dance with Dragons, when he gets his own POV, he became my favorite character hands down.

Ser Barristan FUCKING Selmy!

[17Watman]

Oldest BadAss in the whole series, It is Known.

[MrOlaolala]

My favourite character...after the dead khal drogo!!!

Anyway, guys,. notice this, at the end when the kingsguard knighs put away their sword, look at the white knight on the right. He couldn't stick the sword onto its scabbard LOL

(it's in the very last seconds of the video)

btw, like this if you noticed!

[itachi1989uchiha]

kill the bastard Petyr Baelish !

[dontwontoknow]

if anyone kills Joeffry i want it to be him!!!

[FTFproductions09]

@IrrelevantSquid Stop writing spoilers you fuck

[IrrelevantSquid]

@FTFproductions09 Nope.avi

[FTFproductions09]

@IrrelevantSquid .avi?

[IrrelevantSquid]

@FTFproductions09 Face it, if you don't read the books, you shouldn't deserve to watch the show! Fact! Don't be lazy and watch what HBO depicts. I have every write to spoil something in the book!... I didn't spoil anything in the show.

[FTFproductions09]

@IrrelevantSquid What the fuck man, I've read my books, and I just asked what .avi means....Asshole

[IrrelevantSquid]

@FTFproductions09 TF2 joke.

[F0rr0r]

@IrrelevantSquid Anyone has the "right" to spoil, but that doesn't make you any less a massive douchebag; just because they haven't gotten to reading them yet doesn't mean they won't do so at some point in the future. Even if they never choose to, why spoil their viewership experience for the show? Condescending people for their ignorance is the sure sign of an insecure asshole.

[dontwontoknow]

@IrrelevantSquid noo spoilers!! now i am even more anxious to find out who poisoned him!!! (dont tell me btw) ;p

[guitarfreak3422]

BARRISTAN THE BOSS

[isaiah4HB]

the guy on the right couldnt put his sword away lol

[JawaPunter]

"MELT IT DOWN AND ADD TO THE OTHERS!"

[RustyTurban]

In the book doesn't he use that sword to whip up 3 guards who try to stop him leaving. He'll need it. Actually Ser Barristan doesn't even need a sword for 3 guards, frankly he could use a spoon.

[MickyNorris91]

@RustyTurban Nah, he just uses a normal sword for that. I distinctly remember the line where he tells Joffrey to melt down his sword to add it to the Iron Throne being in the book as well.

[seanzoz]

@RustyTurban actually MickyNorris is mistaken, he only had a dagger. I don't want to cite anything as almost everything spoken about this series can be a spoiler but he had no sword during his escape, only his dagger and his baddassery

[Thongger]

aww hell naw you don't make fun of Ser Barristan

[5544JB]

Nice armor, but shouldn't be white!?

[bizi29]

smile janos smile, Lord snow has news for you :D

"Edd, fetch me a block"

[ajbahus]

@bizi29 Best part of ADWD!

[archangel2467]

He could have cut through the other guards but I appreciate the fact he realized - what would he be fighting for - a cruel boy king and his dispictable mother or the kingdom he has sworn to protect.

[HDreamer]

I love what they did with this scene, even people who haven't read the book can get it: They made a mistake by sending him away, a big one.

Ser Barristan may be old, but he is THE knight of the 7 Kingdoms, the one everyone else looks up to, you don't send that prestige away, it's stupid.

[Wolfen443]

@HDreamer, he will likely live to avenge his dismmisal by them. Poor Sansa she is rteally all alone now surrounded by these bastards. But, all these events are toughening her character, as the last Stark left behind she will have her revenge first, hopefully.

[Zero8880]

Ser Barristan is the Chuck Norris of the Seven Kingdoms!!!!!! Freaking ageless!!!

[SuperfluousTrousers]

@Zero8880 Except unlike Chuck Norris, Barristan isn't a douchey cunt

[tedtheshed]

janos slynt is such a fucking prick.