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  • developers delevopers veledopers ledevopers

  • so cool! :))

  • I wonder if Steve has it in the ass, too, cries Developers Developers Developers

  • youtube to mp3 anyone?

  • Thank you Youtube mp3!!!!!!!

  • Hey this video doesn't show the ending where Ballmer rips off his shirt and jumps into the audience...

  • He's wet like a teenage girl.

  • not many fully understand the enthusiasm of this man, he was right!

  • i keep hearing the word developers over and over and over and over in my head!!!!! NooooooOOOOooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wanna hear lyrics: Developers developers developers....... :D

  • Custard your nuts

    Custard your bum

    Custard bowels

    Custard diapers

  • DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT

  • so sweaty!!

    

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk developers android

  • crack,cocaine,marijuana,extasy­s,crack,cocaine,marijuana,exta­sys,crack,cocaine,marijuana,ex­tasys,crack,cocaine,marijuana,­extasys,crack,cocaine,marijuan­a,extasys,crack,cocaine,mariju­ana,extasys,crack,cocaine,mari­juana,extasys,crack,cocaine,ma­rijuana,extasys,

  • 1:11 I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YA: DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS

    SO good. In the original speech he says "I have four words for you: I LOVE THIS COMPANY!" Such a perfect edit.

  • Developers: A study in the relation between human shirts and bodily fluids. Coming soon to a cinema all too near you.

  • What a cock!

  • this was made by a guy named digital droo

  • 0:40 Heil Microsoft 

  • developers

  • whats the name of the song playing in the background?

  • Steve Ballmer party hard

  • Linux, Linu, Linux, Linux

    Android, Android, Android, Android

    php,php,php,php

    mysql, mysql, mysql, mysql,

    apache, apache, apache, apache

  • @moveaxebx I love how you put: 'Linux, Linu, Linux, Linux' and still got thumbs up. :P

  • someone wants to say this company is not exciting :-)

  • I started hearing "The Dell Eppers".

  • I......LOVE......THIS.......CO­MPANYEEEEEEEAH!!!

  • my nuts my nuts my nuts my nuts

  • WTF IS HE ONN???????? god damn

  • another stupid man

  • @myroslavrys I elect this post the most boring thing in the world.

  • i liked the part where he talked about the developers

  • God the beggining of this song is genuinely an awesome way to get pumped, I should try working out to this haha

  • Skype for 8 Billion, Yahoo for 45 billion Oh, Stevie :-(

    The shareholders are going to lynch this man shortly.

  • heh i dont think i;ve seen this since the 90's

  • Excuse me? Did you say developers?

    

  • Alter die platte hat nen sprung

  • Shame this was never re-uploaded in a higher resolution

  • Arid XXtra Dry

    

  • Arid XXtra Dry

  • hahaha :-)

  • I love this company... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH

  • my favourite part was he talked about developers

  • Ballmer is seriously deranged

  • Seriously i gonna die now LOL :D

  • This is the greatest video of all time.  Lifetime fan of goto

  • yay, a fat sweaty man going ape shit :D

  • zebella fruit ...

  • ANDROID, ANDROID, ANDROID, ANDROID, ANDROID, ANDROID!!!

  • This conference was about...???

  • I like the part most, where he says "developers".

  • forget cocaine, fotget cocaine, forget cocaine, forget cocaine

  • develop something that will stop your sweating.....

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  • I like that part about developers

  • die welle pisst die welle pisst....

  • Someone do a Serial Experiments Lain (or Battle Programmer Shirase) AMV with this song. Result would be hilarious.

  • DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!

  • Looks and sounds like a chicken who knows whats coming to him.

  • deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant I agree with
  • This video is an absolute classic now.......for all time!

  • DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

  • Omg! I fell sorry for his wife " food food food food UAARRRRGGG COMEONNNNN!"

  • the valid purse the valid purse the valid purse the valid purse

  • @vegitoxtreme can't unhear!!!!!

  • Every time I watch this I wonder how he survived without a cardiac arrest. He looks as though he was getting really close to it!

  • omg i cant stop laughing xDDDD

  • Oh, That's why Apple and the Mac are doing so well. Apple once again proves that it takes something more than great products to be a success. Before it was Microsoft keeping them down with their monopolistic practices and policies, now it's Microsoft helping them with their idiot practices and behaviors.

  • Whoever put this video together is a freakin' genius!

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  • This never gets old.

  • I-LOVE-THIS COUNTRY

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG­HGG

  • @CyberCowboyZombie You mean I love this company, don't you? :) Anyway, this video is freakin' crazy, I wonder how someone can behave in such a stupid way in, especially in front of a big audience. Unbeliavable. Steve Ballmer has an enormous self-confidence but for normally-thinking people he's only a funny monkey and he's only good to make fun of him :)

  • To bad MS has none ,...

    PS3 FTW !!!

  • So...when is the Songsmith version being released?

  • the metal purse ???

  • The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse,

  • the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps,

  • Thumbs up if Idiots of Garry's Mod sent you here

  • I liked the bit where he said "developers"

  • Steve Ballmer videos make me seriously question the wisdom in the enactment of our first amendment rights. Total abuse of freedom of expression.

  • Steve Ballmer videos make me seriously question the wisdom in the enactment of our first amendment rights. Total abuse of freedom of expression.

  • @apexdba2 I hear Beijing is nice this time of year. Maybe try that country if you feel you have too many rights.

  • God, I need this in HD... XD

  • @killerhappy Or maybe a guitar Hero DLC

  • Can I get the lyrics to this?

  • @Strongbad338guy Developers developers developers developers. :p

  • @TheArkLinux The leading operation system will always have the most viruses. =]

  • Is he on speed?

  • developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!

    developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!

    developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!

    lá lá lá lá!!!!!

  • the belly fish the belly fish the belly fish the belly fish

  • @DerGeckarbor the belly burps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps... WHO SAID SIT DOWN???? I got four words for ya... thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps... COME ON!!! GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEE YYYEEEEIIIHH OOOHHH!! AAAAAIIIIHHHHH thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps...

  • This never gets old.

  • It's like Chris Farley only older and not dead!

  • This is epic.

  • look at that sexy sweat stained shirt lol

    funny

  • Anybody know where I can download this?

  • so fucking nice xDD

  • Stolen

  • DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION

  • See kids this is what drugs do to you! No seriously though what the hell?!? I really think he almost had a heart attack at around 1:05. The message is clear though "Developers" that's right we pwn you asses!

  • whats the song about?

  • If this was my boss, I would be turning out resumes fast.

  • Ugh so sweaty! D,x

  • deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant

  • @otyroo2 0:42 SIEG HEIL Adolf Balmer

  • Lmao, this shit still cracks me up.

  • can't believe this guy owns more than 14 billion dollars.

  • incase you didnt understand this song is about developers

  • I don't get it yet, Is he talking about Love or Hate?

  • What. A. Fucktard.

  • meant steve lol

  • MOAR LIKE STELE LOLLMER AMIRITE OLOLOL

  • must be a hard work out, 3 min. vid. and he his sweating  like a pig in a black barn in the summer

  • I get:

    The bell force the bell force the bell

  • he scares me...............

  • The words are hard to remember in this song!

  • i liked the part where he said developers and screamed

  • developers 

  • Steve is Brutal

  • Underarms sweat, that's a microsoft sweat, developers, developer, developers, developers, developers LOL

  • Sweating is an important part of making a music video.

  • *singing* developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers

  • Wait...I forgot the words.

  • The battle cry of a Microsoft warrior!

  • SO Much fucking sweat O_o They work hard at Microsoft. Bill Gates is a slave runner

  • @ChriswithMatt Nah, fat balding middle-aged men just sweat a lot. :P

  • oh shit this song is too cool,

    i ve just downloaded it and listened to it for like thousands of times....

  • develpors develpors develpers develpers. WHAT THE HECK?!

  • Ballmer after his prancing and jumping around all over the stage: "I've got four words for you... I need an ambulance!"

  • How the hell is this guy fat? All he'd have to do is do this once a week and he'd be as fit as an athlete

  • my favoirte part is when he said developers and the bast part is when he siad developers

  • 1:30.. SteveBallmer-style bunny hopping

  • if u listen 2 it 2 long it starts sounding like he is saying "this elephant" lol

  • But what about the developers!!!???

  • The Bellpers, The Bellpers, The Bellpers, The Bellpers

  • Does he have sweating problems?

  • I like how he was pretty much like that when he was actually doing that speech... He just comes out all screaming and runs behind the stand yelling I LOVE THIS COMPANY!!! Lol

  • @Pawoverlord what kind of meds was he on, or off?

  • @GreenPliskin Actually I don't know. I wanna know though.... xD

  • w00t!

  • whys he so sweet

  • look at that sweat!!!

  • the lyrics sound hard

  • ROFL

    Normally, this kind of stuff would be annoying, but this is funny as hell. The badass backing track and clips from Ballmer's commercils.

  • is that sweat?

  • unfortunately. it looks like it'd feel like a squeejie if i touched his shirt.

  • @mymumhitsme1 yes

  • I'm scared. I'm a developer.

  • I think he'd lol himself if he sees this ....

    Btw. The Part where he said "Developers" was definetely the best. :D

  • It's like an accident: gross, but one just can't look away.

  • FUCKING LMAO, usually these things are just annoying but that was fucking funny.

  • Windows sux :x

  • Ballmer or Ball(s)mer. Who cares. Developers?

  • i hear "Developervs" after a time... O_o

  • I hate this asshole.

  • DXM?

  • it's like candlejack or somet

  • He's sweating like he's bathing lol

  • ballmer owns

  • There are preachers, then they're are the satanic sayers, like of like preachers but of hell.

    I swear, this video makes you feel like the end will start with Microsoft leading the path.. LOLOLOLOL

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO C'MON!

    DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers!

    DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers!

    DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers!

  • No.

  • cocaina??????????????

  • developers developers developers

    developers developers developers

    developers developers developers developers developers developers

    developers developers developers

    developers developers developers

    developers developers developers

  • who the HELL is Steve Ballmer???

  • CEO of Microsoft

  • CFO....

  • getting this as ringtone

  • steve ballmer is freaking crazy D:

  • Where can I find the lyrics?