Oh, That's why Apple and the Mac are doing so well. Apple once again proves that it takes something more than great products to be a success. Before it was Microsoft keeping them down with their monopolistic practices and policies, now it's Microsoft helping them with their idiot practices and behaviors.
@CyberCowboyZombie You mean I love this company, don't you? :) Anyway, this video is freakin' crazy, I wonder how someone can behave in such a stupid way in, especially in front of a big audience. Unbeliavable. Steve Ballmer has an enormous self-confidence but for normally-thinking people he's only a funny monkey and he's only good to make fun of him :)
The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse,
the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps,
@DerGeckarbor the belly burps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps... WHO SAID SIT DOWN???? I got four words for ya... thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps... COME ON!!! GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEE YYYEEEEIIIHH OOOHHH!! AAAAAIIIIHHHHH thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps...
See kids this is what drugs do to you! No seriously though what the hell?!? I really think he almost had a heart attack at around 1:05. The message is clear though "Developers" that's right we pwn you asses!
I like how he was pretty much like that when he was actually doing that speech... He just comes out all screaming and runs behind the stand yelling I LOVE THIS COMPANY!!! Lol
developers delevopers veledopers ledevopers
107989055567 1 day ago
so cool! :))
bocskai98 1 day ago
I wonder if Steve has it in the ass, too, cries Developers Developers Developers
Serg9155 1 week ago in playlist Steve Ballmer on Crack
youtube to mp3 anyone?
XxROBOTZGORAWRxX 1 week ago 4
Thank you Youtube mp3!!!!!!!
mrlizard888 2 weeks ago
Hey this video doesn't show the ending where Ballmer rips off his shirt and jumps into the audience...
MyVideoComments 2 weeks ago in playlist Steve Ballmer on Crack
He's wet like a teenage girl.
gabrielthornmusic 2 weeks ago
not many fully understand the enthusiasm of this man, he was right!
DavidPennable 3 weeks ago
i keep hearing the word developers over and over and over and over in my head!!!!! NooooooOOOOooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeep8908 1 month ago
wanna hear lyrics: Developers developers developers....... :D
HLGFANDMG 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Custard your nuts
Custard your bum
Custard bowels
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BO636 2 months ago
DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT DEODORANT
MARikbad 2 months ago 11
so sweaty!!
bringndahotsauce 2 months ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk developers android
ermilinux 2 months ago
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug....
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vaghoust 3 months ago
1:11 I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YA: DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS
SO good. In the original speech he says "I have four words for you: I LOVE THIS COMPANY!" Such a perfect edit.
johnsomnia 3 months ago
Developers: A study in the relation between human shirts and bodily fluids. Coming soon to a cinema all too near you.
cyanidej 3 months ago
What a cock!
jwgeezer 3 months ago
this was made by a guy named digital droo
neztach 4 months ago
0:40 Heil Microsoft
Hackzoid 4 months ago 2
developers
narcomanel 4 months ago
whats the name of the song playing in the background?
shinobizach89 5 months ago
Steve Ballmer party hard
gotubeogle 5 months ago 2
Linux, Linu, Linux, Linux
Android, Android, Android, Android
php,php,php,php
mysql, mysql, mysql, mysql,
apache, apache, apache, apache
moveaxebx 5 months ago 14
@moveaxebx I love how you put: 'Linux, Linu, Linux, Linux' and still got thumbs up. :P
iEpithymy 3 weeks ago
someone wants to say this company is not exciting :-)
Swizzowl 6 months ago
I started hearing "The Dell Eppers".
CupboardNinja 6 months ago
I......LOVE......THIS.......COMPANYEEEEEEEAH!!!
xabat77 7 months ago
my nuts my nuts my nuts my nuts
ISmexyGurl 7 months ago
WTF IS HE ONN???????? god damn
amanbansil 7 months ago
another stupid man
myroslavrys 7 months ago
@myroslavrys I elect this post the most boring thing in the world.
Rancofet 7 months ago
i liked the part where he talked about the developers
markcl230 7 months ago 5
God the beggining of this song is genuinely an awesome way to get pumped, I should try working out to this haha
blackjag2 8 months ago
Skype for 8 Billion, Yahoo for 45 billion Oh, Stevie :-(
The shareholders are going to lynch this man shortly.
Cerebrosoft 8 months ago
heh i dont think i;ve seen this since the 90's
jse07 8 months ago
Excuse me? Did you say developers?
Salmijaervi 8 months ago
Alter die platte hat nen sprung
DeweyJackFinnBlack 8 months ago
Shame this was never re-uploaded in a higher resolution
xp3ll3d 8 months ago
Arid XXtra Dry
jdreid123 8 months ago
Arid XXtra Dry
jdreid123 8 months ago
hahaha :-)
Mast3rP3t3r 8 months ago
I love this company... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
romanVoropaev 9 months ago
my favourite part was he talked about developers
retartedfreak 9 months ago 44
Ballmer is seriously deranged
jbrinkler 9 months ago
Seriously i gonna die now LOL :D
najeebputhiyallam 9 months ago
This is the greatest video of all time. Lifetime fan of goto
seeblake 9 months ago
yay, a fat sweaty man going ape shit :D
Yervand117 9 months ago
zebella fruit ...
Coi1221 9 months ago
ANDROID, ANDROID, ANDROID, ANDROID, ANDROID, ANDROID!!!
gabrielroj 9 months ago 2
This conference was about...???
gabrielroj 9 months ago
I like the part most, where he says "developers".
Kaumsichtbarer 10 months ago
forget cocaine, fotget cocaine, forget cocaine, forget cocaine
axdruval99 10 months ago
develop something that will stop your sweating.....
spazpsg1 10 months ago
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spazpsg1 10 months ago
I like that part about developers
lolQuote 10 months ago 2
die welle pisst die welle pisst....
FlowWaletzkow 11 months ago
Someone do a Serial Experiments Lain (or Battle Programmer Shirase) AMV with this song. Result would be hilarious.
vanishy0urself 11 months ago
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
vanishy0urself 11 months ago 2
Looks and sounds like a chicken who knows whats coming to him.
Smartzenegger 11 months ago
shivo979 1 year ago 5
This video is an absolute classic now.......for all time!
olternaut 1 year ago
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
pyziroki 1 year ago
Omg! I fell sorry for his wife " food food food food UAARRRRGGG COMEONNNNN!"
SladeForelly 1 year ago
the valid purse the valid purse the valid purse the valid purse
vegitoxtreme 1 year ago
@vegitoxtreme can't unhear!!!!!
monkeys1123 11 months ago
Every time I watch this I wonder how he survived without a cardiac arrest. He looks as though he was getting really close to it!
Alistairville 1 year ago
omg i cant stop laughing xDDDD
deathownagess 1 year ago
Oh, That's why Apple and the Mac are doing so well. Apple once again proves that it takes something more than great products to be a success. Before it was Microsoft keeping them down with their monopolistic practices and policies, now it's Microsoft helping them with their idiot practices and behaviors.
bobjrctree 1 year ago
Whoever put this video together is a freakin' genius!
krisfrosz133 1 year ago 7
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TheKzy14 1 year ago
This never gets old.
MrSporkster 1 year ago 5
I-LOVE-THIS COUNTRY
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGHGG
CyberCowboyZombie 1 year ago
@CyberCowboyZombie You mean I love this company, don't you? :) Anyway, this video is freakin' crazy, I wonder how someone can behave in such a stupid way in, especially in front of a big audience. Unbeliavable. Steve Ballmer has an enormous self-confidence but for normally-thinking people he's only a funny monkey and he's only good to make fun of him :)
sumixSTYXX 1 year ago 2
To bad MS has none ,...
PS3 FTW !!!
brscic 1 year ago
So...when is the Songsmith version being released?
bushputz 1 year ago
the metal purse ???
supercooldude2121 1 year ago 2
The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse, The welded purse,
ytvoice1 1 year ago
the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps, the melon burps,
ytvoice1 1 year ago 7
Thumbs up if Idiots of Garry's Mod sent you here
TreatyMusic 1 year ago 4
I liked the bit where he said "developers"
LibertarianChristian 1 year ago
Steve Ballmer videos make me seriously question the wisdom in the enactment of our first amendment rights. Total abuse of freedom of expression.
apexdba2 1 year ago
Steve Ballmer videos make me seriously question the wisdom in the enactment of our first amendment rights. Total abuse of freedom of expression.
apexdba2 1 year ago
@apexdba2 I hear Beijing is nice this time of year. Maybe try that country if you feel you have too many rights.
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0:42 SIEG HEIL Adolf Balmer
dondopa 1 year ago
God, I need this in HD... XD
killerhappy 1 year ago 3
@killerhappy Or maybe a guitar Hero DLC
killerhappy 1 year ago
Can I get the lyrics to this?
Strongbad338guy 1 year ago
@Strongbad338guy Developers developers developers developers. :p
Racecar564 1 year ago
@TheArkLinux The leading operation system will always have the most viruses. =]
ohhhwell 1 year ago
Is he on speed?
jay1970 1 year ago
developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!
developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!
developers, developers, developers, developers!!!!!!
lá lá lá lá!!!!!
bruhhnoo 1 year ago
the belly fish the belly fish the belly fish the belly fish
DerGeckarbor 1 year ago 3
@DerGeckarbor the belly burps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps... WHO SAID SIT DOWN???? I got four words for ya... thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps... COME ON!!! GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEE YYYEEEEIIIHH OOOHHH!! AAAAAIIIIHHHHH thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps thebellyburps...
ytvoice1 1 year ago
This never gets old.
MrSporkster 1 year ago 4
It's like Chris Farley only older and not dead!
mtdewramen 1 year ago
This is epic.
MegaShot419 1 year ago
look at that sexy sweat stained shirt lol
funny
Velstyx 1 year ago
Anybody know where I can download this?
Halo2nothing11111 1 year ago
so fucking nice xDD
358881058icq 1 year ago
Stolen
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GabreilGore 1 year ago
DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION DOWN FRICTION
GabreilGore 1 year ago
See kids this is what drugs do to you! No seriously though what the hell?!? I really think he almost had a heart attack at around 1:05. The message is clear though "Developers" that's right we pwn you asses!
ninjaface101 1 year ago
whats the song about?
MrRussianSpy0 1 year ago
If this was my boss, I would be turning out resumes fast.
GameHopping 1 year ago 2
Ugh so sweaty! D,x
TamamaCandyLover 1 year ago
deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant
otyroo2 1 year ago 181
@otyroo2 0:42 SIEG HEIL Adolf Balmer
dondopa 1 year ago
Lmao, this shit still cracks me up.
papuchongo 1 year ago 2
can't believe this guy owns more than 14 billion dollars.
Griesmayer 1 year ago
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deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,
karateandhalo 1 year ago
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deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,
karateandhalo 1 year ago
incase you didnt understand this song is about developers
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deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,deoderant,
karateandhalo 1 year ago
I don't get it yet, Is he talking about Love or Hate?
nicolunacba 1 year ago
What. A. Fucktard.
TheRamenAvenger 1 year ago 4
meant steve lol
Sightoplasm 1 year ago
MOAR LIKE STELE LOLLMER AMIRITE OLOLOL
Sightoplasm 1 year ago
must be a hard work out, 3 min. vid. and he his sweating like a pig in a black barn in the summer
woodmank58 1 year ago
I get:
The bell force the bell force the bell
crysomemore1 1 year ago
he scares me...............
hanrinch 1 year ago
The words are hard to remember in this song!
infiltrator7777 1 year ago
i liked the part where he said developers and screamed
garethmanEXE 1 year ago 2
developers
QuadCanon 1 year ago
Steve is Brutal
XxiheartitxX 1 year ago
Underarms sweat, that's a microsoft sweat, developers, developer, developers, developers, developers LOL
Firebugzme 1 year ago
Sweating is an important part of making a music video.
Sonicmon101 1 year ago
*singing* developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers
daskraut 1 year ago
Wait...I forgot the words.
randomberry7949 1 year ago 2
The battle cry of a Microsoft warrior!
Tactical777 1 year ago 4
SO Much fucking sweat O_o They work hard at Microsoft. Bill Gates is a slave runner
ChriswithMatt 1 year ago
@ChriswithMatt Nah, fat balding middle-aged men just sweat a lot. :P
AlessaSmile 1 year ago
oh shit this song is too cool,
i ve just downloaded it and listened to it for like thousands of times....
rtj182 1 year ago
develpors develpors develpers develpers. WHAT THE HECK?!
sideofrize 1 year ago
Ballmer after his prancing and jumping around all over the stage: "I've got four words for you... I need an ambulance!"
iPhonelessinVA 1 year ago 2
How the hell is this guy fat? All he'd have to do is do this once a week and he'd be as fit as an athlete
HAJS5 1 year ago 3
my favoirte part is when he said developers and the bast part is when he siad developers
left4deadsparta23 1 year ago
1:30.. SteveBallmer-style bunny hopping
alecaccia 1 year ago
if u listen 2 it 2 long it starts sounding like he is saying "this elephant" lol
sideofrize 1 year ago 4
But what about the developers!!!???
CHAPAPA96 1 year ago 2
The Bellpers, The Bellpers, The Bellpers, The Bellpers
natenaterson 1 year ago 3
Does he have sweating problems?
linkman355 1 year ago 4
I like how he was pretty much like that when he was actually doing that speech... He just comes out all screaming and runs behind the stand yelling I LOVE THIS COMPANY!!! Lol
Pawoverlord 1 year ago
@Pawoverlord what kind of meds was he on, or off?
GreenPliskin 1 year ago
@GreenPliskin Actually I don't know. I wanna know though.... xD
Pawoverlord 1 year ago
w00t!
chilliwilly1000 1 year ago
whys he so sweet
fggfrffgh 1 year ago
look at that sweat!!!
meplayvgalot 1 year ago
the lyrics sound hard
L4D2boi 1 year ago 5
ROFL
Normally, this kind of stuff would be annoying, but this is funny as hell. The badass backing track and clips from Ballmer's commercils.
AquaHedgehog 1 year ago
is that sweat?
mymumhitsme1 1 year ago
unfortunately. it looks like it'd feel like a squeejie if i touched his shirt.
FANTASHOW100 1 year ago
@mymumhitsme1 yes
chilliwilly1000 1 year ago
I'm scared. I'm a developer.
LanHikari90 1 year ago 2
I think he'd lol himself if he sees this ....
Btw. The Part where he said "Developers" was definetely the best. :D
UploadingKid 1 year ago 3
It's like an accident: gross, but one just can't look away.
Coppeliushilft 1 year ago
FUCKING LMAO, usually these things are just annoying but that was fucking funny.
LewisDre4m 1 year ago
Windows sux :x
Laarsgry 1 year ago
Ballmer or Ball(s)mer. Who cares. Developers?
iDeufi 1 year ago
i hear "Developervs" after a time... O_o
arturoe41 1 year ago 2
I hate this asshole.
Fisaren 1 year ago
DXM?
invisiblekincajou 1 year ago
it's like candlejack or somet
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digitaIzero 1 year ago 6
He's sweating like he's bathing lol
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that's why windows crash so much. Fail.
statquo112 1 year ago
ballmer owns
futureisbright 1 year ago 4
There are preachers, then they're are the satanic sayers, like of like preachers but of hell.
I swear, this video makes you feel like the end will start with Microsoft leading the path.. LOLOLOLOL
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO C'MON!
DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers!
DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers!
DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers! DEVIL-opers!
GoldenRainProduction 1 year ago
No.
iLikeMonkeys1232 1 year ago
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i want to download this-,-
mickeyyeung0528 1 year ago
cocaina??????????????
fernandunstz 1 year ago
developers developers developers
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Metalik4ever 1 year ago 4
who the HELL is Steve Ballmer???
livedrainer9 1 year ago
CEO of Microsoft
soldier501 1 year ago 3
CFO....
21ricky666 1 year ago
getting this as ringtone
jsem94 1 year ago 3
steve ballmer is freaking crazy D:
Fisaren 2 years ago
Where can I find the lyrics?
morsanu 2 years ago 154