George Lopez America's Mexican part 4/6

[emoRnr]

Shakakan stole my sweater!!!!!1

[NyGlamourGirl]

Fuckin shit that was my moms fav saying lmao

[TheVideocrazed]

lol FEMA

Find Every Mexican Available

[MiyuOpahru]

MEMBER!

[MxXXxrated]

YOU MEMBER? MEMBER?!

[anallkllklk]

Latinos-We ain't never putting our parents in a fing nursing home. They took care of us when we couldn't so why can't we do the same!!!!

[juan69piedras]

Chaka Khan stole my sweater

[jlonely1]

it doesnt matter ow old u r...it matters if u were 1st generation mexican american

[cookiemonster1266]

Juice Box u ask my mom for one a "Juice Box wat the fuck is that mira there un vaso there the hugo vamonos orale que Juice Box ni que nada

[amatthew7861]

i can relate: "WTF ARE YOU DOING?! those towels in the bathroom are for decoration!!! dont fucking use them!! FUCKING SHITTT!!"

thanks mom <3 =/

[SergioPineda95]

alli tengo mi fuckin shit black fork y la mangera esta hot a todo lo que da :)

[flyboy7684]

the FEMA joke was awesome

[mrsEFRON77]

I-m 14 and i also drank from the mangera and took a shower with a mangera o.o it was fun

[mrsEFRON77]

@mrsEFRON77 and i still eat winnies on a fork :B

[punreese17]

i wanna meet granny lopez!!

[katarashantel97]

chaka khan stole my sweater lmao!!!!!

[MusicLoverForLife001]

Shit, Im Salvadorean And I Do This Shit All The Time.. haha

[luvhorrormovies]

who else wants to meet george lopez's grandmother??? xD

[karinayguado15]

I'M 11 YEARS OLD ALL THE WATER STUFF AND THE MANGERA I STILL DO THAT VERY THING HE SAYS ABOUT BEANERS I DO HAHA CUZ IM A TRUE MEXICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ !!!! HAHA

[hikingbird42]

Lol if your ever in a school almost all Italian, they think there number one, and believe there the best race

[diamondrio21]

GEORGE LOPEZ IS THE BIGGEST RACIST ON THE MOTHER FUCKIN PLANET !

[zeferjaz00096]

FEMA !

[malojugando]

they are in the back of the house...but they are with us ...LMFAO!!!

[ThouguohT]

Im Honduran, we still do all the shit he's talking about xD and yet we have internet? best of both worlds

[Zairox99]

FEMA ;)

[biker666girl]

im not Mexican , im Bulgarian but when i was little my baba (nana) never spent money on SHIT , she fuckin knitted most my cloths "10 levas for a sweater.. crazy .. ill make you the same one with 3 yarn balls" --*a week leter* "babo its too big on me" - "i spent a week on that and your telling me its too big... MAKE IT FIT or else your not gunna have one." i was like "shit i better make this fit !"

[TheBabayaha95]

@biker666girl im ukrainian my baba is THE SAME! lol !

[biker666girl]

@TheBabayaha95 ^^ yey nice to know im not alone :D

[BlueSkiess1]

"Diana Ross wants to give me a bath!!!!" LMFAO

[alanna2002]

Amber Alert! The girl is Puta just say it! LMFAO!!

[3TLoverful]

like some kind of tonto! lolz XD

[youngsickocartel]

amber alert hnlmfaorotfl g lo(lol) funny as hell

[mrkrazykid1000]

All her nures all back. The last two are almost purple

[mercadok13]

i say fucking shit XD

[bacadrummer0024]

Member you member!!!

[thestonedcolombian]

mira lo muy chingon pinche puto

[lanita172]

there`s 6 putooos! who doesnt like the video! Fuck that putoo!! FTP

[superteto13]

talk to them densel their your people hahahaha

[619johnnyblaze]

you know what our lunchable was, 2 weenies on a fork!!! hahahaha lmfao

[jojoreos12]

FEMA!!!!!! jajajajajajajajajaja LMFAO....

Find Every Mexican Available.....!!!!

[SuperCityBuilder]

@jojoreos12 What is the name of that video that has the F.E.M.A in it?

[libbybyrd6192]

i love latinos...one of my new friends this year is mexican and this guy at my high school i like is mexican:)

[animeluvr420]

for a launchble all i had was 3 cookies and pow pow

[ngr7000]

how can he get away with this stuff! God! I am latino and I can't look at the screen anymore... my face hurts of laughing.

[FallenVDO13]

hahaha the faces he makes cracks me up

[jessafis]

For lunchable I had an small pambazo with a frutsi!!!!!!!

[L0VExKiLLSxSL0WLYx3]

i still shoot water in the air y todo i got a pool lmfaoo

[monajaime]

Ol skol....a la madre.. fukn sh@t...Lol

[videocrack246]

Diana Ross wants to give me a bath!

[ANDREA13212]

You Member... LMAO

[SakuraHaruno824]

@doinURmom206

Hell I'm 13 and this is the truest thing their is.

[maria21229]

haha thats wright we do all da mofukin jobs white ass ppl dont wanna do

[diamondrio21]

@maria21229 your soo full of shit, cause us WHITE people do everything you fuckers do, just your brown ass taco shittin child raping beer drinkin illegal immigrant, crime commiting, beaners play it off like you fuckers do everything and you DONT !

[TheDanster2010]

@diamondrio21 YOUR full of shit i havent ever seen a white person working in the fields and most of the rape cases on tv are by whites. Havent seen one about a mexican. And chinga tu madre pinche gringito. Vales verga puto. VIVA MEXICO!!!!!!!!

[maria21229]

@diamondrio21 Ur the one full of shit cuss its true what thedanster2010 said have you ever seen a white person working in the fields no i don't think so and i dont care what you say about mexican's cuz i got sometin you dont got thats MY MEXICAN PRIDE!!!!!!! and white ppl they got not pride id rether be a brown ass taco shittin child raper beer drinking ,illigeal immigrant, crime commiting, beaner than being a white lazzy ass like you !!! VIVA MEXICO !!!!! AND FUCK THE USA!!!!!!!!

[diamondrio21]

@maria21229 fuck the usa ? then why you here ?, and another thing VATO lol i have worked my entire life unlike yourself, sittin at home on the computer collecting welfare and not doing a dam thing with your life, ha and another thing, white people have more pride than you can ever understand bean boy, you mexicans think your the only ones that are proud of who you are, nooooot, oh and by the way your music sounds like circus music !

[maria21229]

@diamondrio21 yeah fuck the USA!! and im living here because my parents r livin here and all my family is cuss they work in the fields and im 15 years old i cant work and my parents do and that's white ppl they r to lazy to get a job and blame it on Mexicans that they cant find one and not even white people dont have no freakin pride i hear every white person say they wish they were mexican an not even not all mexican music sounds like that stupid try listenin to real mexican music VIVA MEXICO!

[diamondrio21]

@diamondrio21 lol your soo full of shit hahahaha what a loser you are lmfao

[whrobins431]

@diamondrio21 lmaoo u dumbass u gonna call george lopez a racist and u over there talkin about hispanics?? u sound so much likee an asshole."just your brown ass taco shittin child raping beer drinkin illegal immigrant, crimec commiting." u hypocrite asshole

[diamondrio21]

@whrobins431 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MOTHA FUCKAS !

[seenoevil29]

i wish my grandma was like his:P



[doinURmom609]

im 18 and even tho hes talking about my generation

i can sooo relate to drinking from a Mangera when

i was i kid

[GooneyGewGew123]

@doinURmom609 mu fucka im 15 and i relate to this in los angeles haha

[KarmasABiash]

@doinURmom609 same here, im 13 and most of my families dominican. ive been through this shit

[ShadowShinryu999]

Shit I am 21 and I remember doing all those things especially killing flies, swimming in puddles and the Cucuy for a bed time story. The really funny thing is that total strangers have told my mother that I am different,not their kids and they ask why. She says it is because she raised us right I say that and she was an actual parent not these teenagers getting knocked up and neglecting their kids. Thumbs up from those who agree that being raised tough means being raised to have some backbone...

[jtarango87]

so true people who put their parents in nursing homes don't show any respect for their parents or grandparents

[jtarango87]

i still have that lunchable two franks with corn tortilla and valentina o tapatio sauce lol

[fraalelome]

5:00am in the morning in getting off work from a 12hrs schedule! fuken shit!

[XxXKRAKAXxX]

chakakan Stole My Sweater, i know you dont believe me son of a beich, Fucken shiet, chakakan stole my sweater, "Who?" CHA-KA-KAN!!! Son Of A Beich

[mrsbagans123]

Fucken True.. My Dad Gets Up At 5:00am To Go To Work..

[mrsbagans123]

So Fucken True.. Mexicans Dont Get Nursinq Homes.. My Great Grandma Is Sick And My Grandma Wont Take Her To The Nursinq Homes xD They Take Care Of Her..

[MsLibranz]

FEMA: "FIND EVERY MEXICAN AVAILABLE." LMBO!!!!!!

[GivenTime14]

so does that mean that the averange mexican doesn't like black people???

[love4everEdward]

F.E.M.A!! 

[MOOCHUCK]

@HannibalMiddaugh fuck that shit!!!

[hellokittymakeuplove]

Aha Funny, I Love How What He Says Is So True.

[ZzCARLOSzZ123]

Ahhhh love this!:=)

[2793911]

Does someone know the song at 8:21 plz ?

[kandigirl80]

u dont believe me son of a bitch chaka kahn stole my sweater!!!

[MrCholoxl32]

im not racist but you have to be mexican to know what he is talking about. so true so true. the other day I showed my sons how to cook a weenie on a fork with some tapatio they were like dad this is good.

[cuteirish66b]

George lopez sure knows how to bring back good ole memories lol :)

[ConorC96]

Don't forget about FTB man! :D

[Lilbeto303]

April 22 bitch

[eggy661]

Das anyone know da date of his birthday? he said sumtin about april.

[coffeeandsugar20]

@eggy661 April 23

[CR0v3n]

Man, my parents couldnt even buy me a bike and other things my white friends had. My dad always found things that were thrown away and brought them home.

[TheSoBeLeo]

2:20 ahahahaha omg



[ivanzombiesmash]

" The girls name Amber es puta Same!" LOLOLOLOLOL

[djsilkie313]

LMAO Chaka khan stole my sweater! lol

[AftershockXXI]

Fckin Boogie Nights....Pinche Denzel, Get Your Ass In The House....

[AftershockXXI]

They got Amber Alerts....she thinks it's the same girl....

[corch1975]

homie u said u cannt afford mcdonalds so how the fukk can u afford to be on line???????????

[czerepification]

@corch1975 Yeah, how can he/she.

[liljunior805]

You member. Member. You Member.

[JesseG381]

3:49 AAAAAAAooooooooh!

Thank You!

LMFAO!

[fettfan91]

RESPECT MAH HOUSE AND DON'T BLACK THE FORKS!

[OGbmPc]

chakacan stole my sweater ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[camaal81]

i love his white person impersonation it is so funny xD

[S2naturally]

@camaal81 lol so do i, he makes the 'white accent' sound gay

[camaal81]

@S2naturally ikr xD



[nani1591]

so all her nurses...are black =)...LMFAO

[Grieg13]

WHY do I always eat when I'm looking at his clips, I alwaysalmost choke to death FUCKIN' SHIT!!!

[him3zz]

Amber Alert! hahahhaha

[liljunior805]

You member

[ridiccbs]

CHACACAN!!!!

[latinachica199]

FEMA: Find every mexican available!! ahahahah :D

[letto2103]

who?? DIANA ROSS!! la negra que esta en mi casa me quiere limpiar el cululo jajajajajaaaaaaaaaa

[letto2103]

" i was darker than her" lol

(i still don't get it why some call themselves white and say i am not when MY skin is way lighter than theirs :-o)

[misocute1443]

la mas puta!!!!!i kno a bytch lyke dat!

im colombiana nd i luv dis shit!

FUCKIN SHIT!

[CENAGiRLxOxO3]

SO true. latinos do all the jobs yu gringos are too lazy to do(;

[61TUNER]

@CENAGiRLxOxO3 LATINOS DO THE WORK THAT WE WO,NT DO FOR THEIR PISS-ANT WAGES. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING US. FOR A CHANGE!

[toromiguel]

two wiene on fork yes rember those day

[BusinessButterfly]

fema lol Find every Mexican availa. ja ja jajajajajajajaja omg...

[TheFirefox309]

ES PUTA SAY IT!!! HAHA KILLS ME EVERYTIME

[MultiNene94]

@thesouthrapsucks fuk u then y u living in mexico?

[mrsVirgo07]

@thesouthrapsucks then wtf u doing sitting there watchin a mexican??

[61TUNER]

@thesouthrapsucks WHOSE WE? THIS GRINGO HATES ANYONE WHO RIDES THE MANS LEG/TALKS RACIST SHIT.

[xMissxFortunex]

"at five a'clock in the morning, we're working. We're not at Starbucks playing fucking Sudoku." LOL XD 

[kengieflores]

FUCKING SHIT!!!! my mom says that when the key doesn't go in the lock!!!! LMFAO!!

[swaggjocker]

chaka khan stole my sweater!!!!

[perrier81579]

8:21....god i'm homesick

[waffleshadow]

wats a coocooa?

[MsRayan01]

@waffleshadow the boogeyman

[JudithRoque1]

Oh Emm Gee!!

George Lopez,

Is So Fucken Funny!!

He's So Awsome, All

He Says Is The Truth,

And Thats Why Is Hilarious;

[snare2324]

do me a favor "respect my house and dont black the forks f***in S**t " lol so so true

[BrainAndLaughs]

What was our Lunchable? 2 winnies on a fork! Then take it to the sink! FFFfffffff

"Dont be blacking the forks!"

The key wouldn't fit in the slot.-"F**kin' S**t!"

[Metal8909]

(0:20) LMAO, im 13 and i do that, since our family isnt really rich, beraly even average, i feel like im in my parents era, my dad is one year younger than GeLo

[zdani216x]

See, I'm black so I don't relate relate. But I still find this fucking hilarious!

[pancake659]

mas puta de la ............. hahhahahahahahahhahaha funny azz h3ll

[MrLopez32]

my grandma lives in the cuquie room

[54joshuaguzman]

this guy is funny but Gabriel iglesias is funnier

[changospank1]

omg my brother and i used to do all that shit and i never knew anyone else did the blackened fork weenie!

[SAZzyAzure]

chaka khan stole my sweater. who? CHAKA KAN! lmfao rofl!

[pwamichiganworker]

THE GIRL IS AMBER ES PUTA SAY IT SHIT LOL

[VanszBby]

son of ahh bitchh hahah

a la madre.. lol

[nevadaless88]

I just sprayed spaghetti all over my-self AND lost my apatite while listening... 7:15-7:26 aajoolt ajjjoohhlt HA HA!!!!

[rojiblanca1312]

do me a favor respect my house and dont black my forks! fucking shit! dat was my grandmas favorite word fucking shit..she would be calm and the key would fit in the lock FUCKING SHIT! LMMAO

[jendeh1000]

Amber es puta, you don't have my eyes. Cabron.

[janettagupa]

"chaka khan stole my sweater!" LMAO fucking dead.

[LFlf1]

i'm latino but i didn't uunderstand about blacking the forks :( can someone explain me please!!!

[UberAznProductions]

@LFlf1 blacking the forks means burning the forks right?

[padmeluvs]

@UberAznProductions yes thats what it means....lol

[lokio23]

@UberAznProductions ..thats right.. putting the fork over the fire it does black stain the metal making hard to wash the stain off... i got my ass kicked for doing that when i was little lol..

[Harrymaster45]

@UberAznProductions yes

[iheartmjforevers]

@LFlf1 He ment that wen you grill the winnies the forks turn black because the smoke or carbon i think

[taniadebesa]

if u not latino u wont understand nothing george is the best!!!!!!!!

[tenken87]

I think its like saying "el coco"  in our culture its like the boogeyman....saludos from BAJA!!! VIVA MEXICO!!! sigan comiendo winnies en la estufa con tortillas yeeeeaaaah!!!

[glueboyelmer666]

@tenken87

dont black the fork!!

[shagohod666]

whats the kakoe? or how ever u spell that word

[T3kozRockz]

@shagohod666 Is like the devil/monster.

[kimann0916]

"Respect my house and don't black my forks! Fuckin shit!"

[warteck100]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[CarlaAndTorii224]

"Mira , Amber Got In Another Car. La Mas Puta De La Chinqada. What Do Her Parents Do ? Let Her Get In A Different Car Every Week ?" xD RoflRoflRofl.

[hsswthearts]

@CarlaAndTorii224 this is my favorite part! absolutely hysterical!

[jacksonp999fro]

2;47 look amber got in another car

[daze916]

thank you for making me remember how simple my life use to be.

[allen154263]

the best

[allen154263]

geogre is the best

[dgolomejor]

YOU MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!

[wavnut]

i watched this last nite on directv

[wavnut]

picture lags after voice 1:25 et 11/18/2009 plz date the comments and time loaded of video :)

[somepass1]

man all i eat is top romen noodles 4 breakfast lunch and dinner because i cant afford the mc donalds dollar menue...

[Metatality]

@somepass1 I just like the taste.