How To Get A Girlfriend If You're A Hopeless Nerd

[parteepro]

lol someobe i know just turned gay abd now everyone wabts to fuck his brains out if this is how you get girls im hanging myself now

[SamWazamTV]

Girls are just to stuck up. All my bro's out there just say I'll pay for your clothes and stuff and make sure you get to fuck that pussy at the end of the week =)

[hydrotag]

All lies. The only thing girls care about is social status and skin color :(

[hydrotag]

These are all lies. The on;y thing girls care about is a guy's social status and his skin color which will be the racial diversity.

[JDSTUDY]

go to youtube.com/watch?v=PC_D5ljMOW­M

[5xnacho]

Well I'm a 13 year old nerd & I have a hot girlfriend

[OkayseriO]

Are people seriously searching ' how to get a girlfriend ' ? Wow thats damn sad

[IXxLuDDeXx]

@OkayseriO well how did you get here?

[assasinman101]

I am superior nerd

And Warcraft is the best

[Nickster10262]

well at least for nerds

[Nickster10262]

well really ure goal is to get to sex

[machinaking]

do not go for pretty bitches, they will mess up ur life :D

[NIRVAN1560]

plz add me blanenbishop

[blanenbishop]

im so ugly females run from me some ppl dont know how lucky they are (looks wise)

[hydrotag]

I found a solution, girls seem to go for the people who are utmost assholes and jerks. They like danger, and excitement, but won't give the time of day to somebody who is actually a nice person to them, but instead go for the pricks who treat them like dirt. Many girls don't like nice guys like me, even put me in a friend zone, but like guys that are obnoxious jerks who treat them like nothing. Ill never understand why? It makes no damn sense really?

[BlackWolfNikki]

@hydrotag I like excitement! And I have my eyes on a guy who isn't an Asshole... But yes the other Stereo-Type girls go after the Stuck up assholes. I like people like you through! :) The jack-asses are non-sense... .-. Personally the just want girls running after them. So I guess they just want me to fall for them, and make a whole drama scene for them to finally get a chance to Plant dirt on me. Too bad they haven't got that chance :). Nice guys Finish First ;D

[hydrotag]

@BlackWolfNikki hope your right about that blackwolf.

[HuntForWaffles]

@hydrotag That's bullshit. Me and my friends are regular high school girls, and we all agree we hate jerks.

[a084123]

@HuntForWaffles You and your friends are a rare type of girls then unless your all just lieing to eachother.Girls will always say they dont like jerks and turn around dating jerks.Dont fall off from being who you are thats what makes you stronger.

[HuntForWaffles]

@a084123 Nope. We all hate guys that are mean to us. Sweet, and kind guys are who we all prefer.

[a084123]

@HuntForWaffles Thats good.Im forever single do to big missunderstands of what girls think of me but im happy for the guys that find girls like you and your friends.Most girls look at me with dirty eyes or even make fun of me if they can lol.Im guessing my purpose in life is watch the game and not be in it : )

[ColbyMcIntyre124]

i didint listen to a single thing in this vid and i got a gurl LOL

[BestTrueBlood]

im 19 year old guy from sweden, never had a gf, no friends and tried to get a gf for over 6 years but failed as usual: if you have that situation or worse then remember: YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE THATS ALONE ABOUT THIS.

Heres one of the keys to make a gf: make her laught often, Ps: make up good jokes not the ones that your other nerdy friend thinks is fun :) but i personal suck at making jokes, so i'll stick with the: ask her questions.

[eg2597]

useless

[uran00b121896]

@DotMatrixProductions just leave noone likes u just shut the fuck up and leave

[SPIKE2TAPOUT]

i like mangoes



[AfricanH3ro]

Grot? Waffling? What the hell ...

[carmelitarides]

I love smart guys. Guys who are as dumb as a doorknob turn me off.

[HuntForWaffles]

But I like videogames D: and Im a decent girl too!

[FuyuAkiWorld]

But what if I'm 13 and am too young for sex? Whats the point then?

[DotMatrixProductions]

223 people failed at life

[run8jump]

@DotMatrixProductions shut the fuck up

[DotMatrixProductions]

@run8jump You shut the fuck up I was just making a joke and you get all serious I bet this is why you are watching this video

[rocderoc65]

240p we meet again.

[musaha97]

@KatieFromEngland Thanks :) I really appreciate what you just commented!

[lalo5750]

Soo Lame.!Lol i Blacked out and starting to think about how im gonna get some tonight and half of the people watching this are not Lmfao

[KoolKidz2k10]

Lol if u actually tried dis get a girl be ha best friend for like a week then da next week try 2 hold ha hand if she let u great if she dont move on

[HybrOMegA2]

I'm a muscular nerd, a new breed!

[1103binky]

I used to have a girlfriend...then I took a arrow to the heart.

[AVFCsi02]

Smoking helps you to get a girlfriend.

[LukeMM95]

Not that I'm looking for a geeky girlfriend or anything but if I meet a girl who doesn't like me for the geek that I am, then I don't want to be with that girl. Simple.

[TheSims3Creative]

And if all else fails... find a nerdy girl. LOL.

[punkproductions100]

Im in 8th grade and have really big ears and even if i talk to a girl they ignore me can some one plese private message me and tell me what to do

[ryuudemon25]

um ok wow this guy dont know s*** ive been at this for years doing exactly what this moron suggested and im still single wtf u lying wanker

[OMGMyPeaches]

@ryuudemon25 loooool, just walk up to some ugly girl and ask her what girls like

[BaGlePoCkEt]

PORTAL!!!!!

[TheAssassin1260]

i need this video im hated by girls everywhere

[yohannest07]

@TheAssassin1260 LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Supasaur27]

bitch please, im a lvl 120 wazzarck.

[SophiaSauras]

Im a girl ;)

[lucky2kay]

@SophiaSauras wana be my girlfriend?

[SophiaSauras]

@lucky2kay R u a girl?

[LULZkthxbai]

Lol, only lvl 70 on WoW..? D: that would be depressing.

[CremLand]

mario <3 i a sort of a nerd but i not smart im a gamingnerd!!!!

[MLBfanRays]

Please

[MLBfanRays]

I like this one girl and I already asked her out but she said maybe later and then she's asking everybody if I like her still should I make a move

[USMCdevilpup1]

NOO!!!WoW has been my life for years

[monkey50cal]

i like metal gear solid cut scenes

[RealCrazyOrange]

Here is the best advice:

JUST FRIGGEN GRAB HER AND HAVE SOME SEX!

[TheAeroBarKid]

DONE

[SpyceySalad]

i wonder how many people actually used this advice lol

[ZombieSplater]

IT WORKED

[Jonasswa]

FUDGE NUT

[14warr]

|)0|\|3

[msnmsnb1]

fudgenut. haha. wtf.

[kaeronpollard]

LOL

[KatieFromEngland]

I cna't stand jocks, they think they're all that because they are good at sport, but don't have the IQ to string a sentence together. Also, chavs that can't speak without using the word well meaning very, swearing or saying innit. NERD BOYS RULE!

[SaltySangster]

@KatieFromEngland I play sports and I have a 90 average, I was d captain in football and I play skyrim and bf3, why does this world have to be categorized????? I am not a jock or a nerd, I am me.

[c00lgUy48]

@KatieFromEngland losers i only went on this

how many people cant get a GF and thousands cant! get a Fucking life!

[MrHiller]

@KatieFromEngland i have some flowers for you :-)

[BlackWolfNikki]

@KatieFromEngland Nerd girls to :) Thing is... Im not good at sports... I have a Good IQ Not a genius.... I know LOTS about the computer (Just the stuff that revolves to me not the bullshit that I do not care for) So I guess Im a geek.... With 5 other friends :D

[jxzzc2sp]

GFs are a waste of time, money, effort, life, I could go on. & why the hell should I listen to a girl's boring drivel? I don't understand nerds that want a girlfriend, I mean nerds already have it all, computer programing skills, gaming skills, no risk of std's, hobbies....

& who the hell is this limey cunt? He sounds like a real fucking loser.

[zttvs]

all you actual nerds, STOP PLAYING WOW AND GET SOME REAL LIFE CUNT LINE!!

[TugaWoWPrivateServer]

@zttvs Hey, I play WoW, I have a girlfriend, have a real lfe, not a cunt or a nerd...): don't insult the game, It's awesome :)

[zttvs]

@TugaWoWPrivateServer do you play world of Warcraft all day while eating Cheetos and commenting on YouTube saying you have a girlfriend and tempted to open a new porn tab but your scared that your mom will catch you?

[TugaWoWPrivateServer]

@zttvs No, only the part of I play World of Warcraft...not all day, obviously -.- I think it's just dumb sterotyping a game by the people who play it :/ you know, not ALL the 14M people who play WoW are hopeless no life nerds.

[sagerockstheworld]

fat ass

[hakumeinaru]

I'm a girl and prefer to date nerds.

[samueloco123]

214 people are too nerdy to get a gf

[samdigitek]

429,600 are hopeless nerds

[legozombie9000]

who needs girls when you have a whited out van next to a day care center

[Neoand12]

Lol Chun-Li Lemon Fan-fiction.

[samsinov56]

How to get a kid= 1 buy candy 2. buy a van 3 . offer them a ride home with the candy

[EchidnaStudios]

Oh god! Who else just found this and clicked on it for the lols?

[KrisSmith5]

Easier way, simply use this chat-up line: I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

[1andrewman1]

@KrisSmith5 coming of age?

[KrisSmith5]

@1andrewman1 Alan Davies off QI

[Freddy14584]

wtf dus iddqd mean

[m9u7shuriken]

any GIRL would like to PM me and tell me your ideas!!!!!

[mvga3]

Aw no, please don't change! I dig nerds! Loads of girls do.

[yoda1345]

@mvga3 haha you wish.

[mvga3]

@yoda1345 Well, I'm a girl.. and I know other girls.. Many of them like nerds. ;)

[ryuzakikun96]

God dammit im fucked at least I had teh lull before I go back to forever alone...

[Garonius]

But the cake IS a lie ... We need to warn them !!!

[badgermushroomsnaake]

@Garonius Trust me. If we're cool enough, we know.

[puppyvader13]

This SUCKS!!!!!

[denisscool11]

booo not cool

[wexa89]

1. Get 11 000 USD

2. Buy one from Nigeria

3.I am sorry :(

[Skyoneer2007]

watch?v=VclMqcwwjhA

[masterofwingchun]

Im a level 85 on warcraft not level 70 stupid videothere have been expansion packs you no

[Ewokki]

@masterofwingchun *facepalm*

[rkpatel195]

that is so gay andit will not work gay wad

[SomethingWritten]

Some girls would date a nerd they just need the guts to ask them out they would probably say yes

[ShneeBnee]

Thumbs up if you are a nerd

[SuperJREX]

@ShneeBnee no im a like weezer a nerdy musician.lol

[notsofunnyperson123]

where are the friggin shoes on that chick???

[elnino559]

all that for some pussy?

[TheGoku791]

shut up



[2012yearight]

-.- all yah gotta do is be yourself. And girls will accept you

[Goman4035]

@2012yearight seriously it does not

[awsomeness123211]

|) 0 /\/ 3

[mausta2123]

this is hard!!!

[ferrarikingofcars]

C.A.S.H, C.A.S.H, C.A.S.H > W.A.L.L.E.T.

[MultiSimpan]

if you are a nerd

step 1 : buy a gun

step 2 : get a van

step 3 : say this . roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the fucking van

[Knuckles194]

@MultiSimpan works everytime

[MultiSimpan]

@Knuckles194 heres another one

roses are red

violets are blue

i suck at poetry

show me your tits!

[KingVolkan61]

@MultiSimpan hahahaha freakin hilarious hahah

[MultiSimpan]

@KingVolkan61 no problem dude im that kind of guy

[KingVolkan61]

@MultiSimpan hahaha still gotta laugh xDD srsly you got good humor! :D

[SoNyXDNB]

@MultiSimpan step 3 ... and take off your pants :D

[GreenPois0nKilla]

@SoNyXDNB that's called rape :O

[SoNyXDNB]

@GreenPois0nKilla nope, that's free sex :D

[Akumakun8888]

@MultiSimpan hahah who wouldn't laugh at this :D but you would scare the shit out of the girl :D

[roxy6776]

im a girl..so why am i watching this? :D

[Razertwin]

@roxy6776 hehe :P

[roxy6776]

@Razertwin haha :D

[Grunt922]

@roxy6776 ...you're a transexual? :3

[FingerboardJerry]

@roxy6776 LESBIAN



[roxy6776]

@FingerboardJerry no i'm not but nice try

[smidge146]

@roxy6776 Any advice?

[roxy6776]

@smidge146 no.

[Xizzors]

this video is only able to play in 240p for added 8-bit affect.

[25sharktooth]

ive got a girlfriend



[KingofTheMafia]

But i like World of Warcraft.

[MrGeneralRelativity]

208 are gay?

[MyzticFriend]

FYI, This doesn't work.

[SpySappingMyKeyboard]

Eh, girls are overrated anyway.

right?

[thehiddenplace]

Thank God I'm gay :~p

[buttonfiend]

@thehiddenplace Amen.

[LaughingDeerHead]

B...But I want a nerd...

[VerticalProduction]

@LaughingDeerHead Im guessing your female :)

[LaughingDeerHead]

@VerticalProduction Yup. AND abit of a nerd :)

[L1feHasN0Mean1ng]

@1mrauf Mate, Don't like them because their hot

[MW2xxxMW2]

|) 0 /\/ 3

[zOmBiExiLlEr5X5]

and i cant get the dream girl of mine

[thejaygrenade]

this worket for me

[PenguinMan360]

lol if you type in "how to get" the second suggestion is this

[soom66]

Algorithm not finished as step 3 could not be completed