just came back from your site. I am happy for your effort..i thought you were going to vomit while i watched, i was scared. guess i won't be purchasing, once again thanks for the review.
@chariam0r its actually not as bad as he made it sound. I've cooked 5 of these in my lifetime (each year on thanksgiving) mine have never been that chewy or dry, mine always seem to be very juicy just like real turkey. I've never bought the feast thing though, im allergic to mushrooms and I always just prepare other stuff.
@SSJkiller Haha when will omnivores learn the stuff that goes on behind the scenes of their food. Animal Abuse like crazy, it's not just kill and eat, it's pure torture what they go through. Educate yourself on what goes on in the meat and anything to do with animal industry, and you might think a little harder about why we do what we do
Sure you can laugh now but in the post-apocalyptic future of 2012 when Sarah Palin is president we be wishing we had Tofurkey and Tojerky Wish'n Sticks when we run out of pets to eat.
OMG...I just watched the full version on your website and i had to replay the last 10 seconds like 20 times...lol...so funny, you crack me up...I will not be eating that for Thanksgiving this year...ROFL!!!
Anyone who really cared about their food (which I assume Vegans do) would just make their own food if they really wanted a nice thanksgiving meal. I mean really, how hard is it to make your own tofu dish (I'm a meat eater, but with the right seasonings tofu can taste AWESOME) with some vegan stuffing, veggies, and gravy on the side? I'm sure there's tons of awesome/easy recipes online for that stuff. As for the length issue, I'm sure viewers wouldn't mind you uploading longer vids in 2 parts.
Dude... Just watched the whole review on your site and... gotta say... You are a true trooper to have even attempted to eat it all. You didn't have to say a word about what you thought of it... your expression said it all. Damn. Giving you 5 stars for giving it a try regardless.
Hey sorry you feel that way. YouTube will only allow me to upload videos 10 minutes or less. This episode is 18 minutes long so it was either this...or not uploading anything here on YouTube. Thought you guys would want to know this review existed thats all.
Bah... it's worth it. I think it's the least someone can do after you put yourself through that.
Some people only put "trailers" on YouTube and make you watch all their vids on their site... so... just "open in a new tab" and watch.... close the tab when finished.
On a serious note...$24.99? I needed enough turkey to feed 30+ people on Thanksgiving day and purchased two 21lb. birds for less than $15.00 total (that's 42 lbs of turkey).
BTW...I was given a tofurky one year but didn't eat it and tried to give it to the local shelter. The cook at the shelter advised me they were given about 25 tofurky's the year before and still had more than 20 left. This year they were lucky and received "REAL" turkey's.
Ha ha ha...That was the funniest thing ever. I watched with some friends and we all died from laughter. When you tried to eat those dumplings I was laughing so hard I fell to the floor. This was priceless...THANKS.
You cant upload 2 videos? :/
slux09 1 week ago
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lotionrocket 4 weeks ago
your so cute lol
allyrockmega2 3 months ago
just came back from your site. I am happy for your effort..i thought you were going to vomit while i watched, i was scared. guess i won't be purchasing, once again thanks for the review.
chariam0r 3 months ago
@chariam0r its actually not as bad as he made it sound. I've cooked 5 of these in my lifetime (each year on thanksgiving) mine have never been that chewy or dry, mine always seem to be very juicy just like real turkey. I've never bought the feast thing though, im allergic to mushrooms and I always just prepare other stuff.
faylinameir 2 months ago
@faylinameir hey thanks i really appreciate it. i'll probably still give it try!!
chariam0r 2 months ago
@chariam0r let us know what you think when you do! :)
faylinameir 2 months ago
thanks for this, i was considering it for thanksgiving for my family.
chariam0r 3 months ago
@idoltyler06 I saw a video about it, but meat tastes too good :(
Pokemvp 6 months ago
That looks @ sounds yummy what's a jib lit
1128nesecret 7 months ago
Silly vegans and their cardboard food... when will they learn...
SSJkiller 1 year ago
@SSJkiller Haha when will omnivores learn the stuff that goes on behind the scenes of their food. Animal Abuse like crazy, it's not just kill and eat, it's pure torture what they go through. Educate yourself on what goes on in the meat and anything to do with animal industry, and you might think a little harder about why we do what we do
idoltyler06 9 months ago
Sure you can laugh now but in the post-apocalyptic future of 2012 when Sarah Palin is president we be wishing we had Tofurkey and Tojerky Wish'n Sticks when we run out of pets to eat.
illustriouschin 1 year ago
OMG...I just watched the full version on your website and i had to replay the last 10 seconds like 20 times...lol...so funny, you crack me up...I will not be eating that for Thanksgiving this year...ROFL!!!
airbornkat 1 year ago
im watching hells kitchen and this at the same time!
techniqstechnishion 1 year ago
all hail the master race right greg?
dynamitedigums 1 year ago
love da hat!
nonppl30 1 year ago
Anyone who really cared about their food (which I assume Vegans do) would just make their own food if they really wanted a nice thanksgiving meal. I mean really, how hard is it to make your own tofu dish (I'm a meat eater, but with the right seasonings tofu can taste AWESOME) with some vegan stuffing, veggies, and gravy on the side? I'm sure there's tons of awesome/easy recipes online for that stuff. As for the length issue, I'm sure viewers wouldn't mind you uploading longer vids in 2 parts.
alltheparts 1 year ago
So is the Tofurky vegetarian feast something that you can buy any time of year or just around Thanksgiving?
HelloFade2 1 year ago
Just seen the whole vid.. Greg, you deserve Heaven (or at least a 5 Star restaurant)
DerEngelDesTodes 1 year ago
you say into my belly too much
gogirlrocks 2 years ago
i think thats the joke lol
Winderice 2 years ago
it's a fun way to pass time. you can count all the "into my bellys"
gogirlrocks 2 years ago
"That's it... I'm DONE"
HAHAHA, the whole video was awesome
TheReapersSon 2 years ago 2
Dude... Just watched the whole review on your site and... gotta say... You are a true trooper to have even attempted to eat it all. You didn't have to say a word about what you thought of it... your expression said it all. Damn. Giving you 5 stars for giving it a try regardless.
lupine73 2 years ago 11
nice hat bro
eveplayer12 2 years ago 2
WTH GREGGGGGGGGGGG. WHY MUST WE GO TO YOUR WEBSITE TO SEE THE REST!!! Dude seriously i feel like your pushing us to go to your site, very uncool! =(
yyyy2999 2 years ago
Hey sorry you feel that way. YouTube will only allow me to upload videos 10 minutes or less. This episode is 18 minutes long so it was either this...or not uploading anything here on YouTube. Thought you guys would want to know this review existed thats all.
Freezerburnsdotcom 2 years ago 6
Bah... it's worth it. I think it's the least someone can do after you put yourself through that.
Some people only put "trailers" on YouTube and make you watch all their vids on their site... so... just "open in a new tab" and watch.... close the tab when finished.
lupine73 2 years ago
lol its okay, im a big supporter anyways. I was searching up other vids alot of ppl say its really good, lol.
yyyy2999 2 years ago
Tofu and that price.. :(
aansteker 2 years ago 2
review a turduckhen!!
si1entscorn 2 years ago 5
Whew! I've stoped laughing now.
On a serious note...$24.99? I needed enough turkey to feed 30+ people on Thanksgiving day and purchased two 21lb. birds for less than $15.00 total (that's 42 lbs of turkey).
BTW...I was given a tofurky one year but didn't eat it and tried to give it to the local shelter. The cook at the shelter advised me they were given about 25 tofurky's the year before and still had more than 20 left. This year they were lucky and received "REAL" turkey's.
raultalbot7 2 years ago
Ha ha ha...That was the funniest thing ever. I watched with some friends and we all died from laughter. When you tried to eat those dumplings I was laughing so hard I fell to the floor. This was priceless...THANKS.
raultalbot7 2 years ago 2