Onechanbara Vortex Fight

[DanteColao01]

This Onechanbara is more censured than wii's Onechanbara Bikini Zombie Slayer, because on wii's blood doesn't hide the zombies alive (???) without head and limbs =P. But this version should suck!

[GinchiyoTachibanafan]

It's a very very very good game and Aya is the best! ^.^

[ashjudd]

I'll end the debate and say this game sucks. The studio stole your money if you bought it. They did a good job with the models though lol.

The lil sister is more fun to use though, because of her dash.

W/E let's agree not to buy games like these!

[necrofecker]

i have this game and it doesn't suck...

[MrCasual112]

Yes it does and so do you.

[BlackMage149]

Lol at ^ but seriously its fun to sit there and endlessly kill zombie and its very satisfying! =)

[woodsaver]

because her school dress you mean, lol

[MrCasual112]

I don't know why someone would wanna try this after playing Onimusha or Dead Rising. I never was crazy about slicing up hordes of zombies anyway. I guess someone could say the same to me for wanting to try out that abysmal Fire Warrior FPS just because it was from Warhammer 40K. It was all right, I GUESS, I wouldn't dare play through it again though.

As for other budget Japanese games, EDF 2017 to me got old 10 missions in. So repetitive...It could have been SO much better, IMO.

[Jacko1987]

exactly dude i own about 200 video games so i am gonna own some that may be considered shit but hell i love em cant help it i play sweet house sometimes cos its the first ever Survival horror and its damn good to boot and that is a nes title

[MrCasual112]

And by the way, I know they aren't really comparable, but Spore is a million times more fun and innovative than this piece of crap game.

Just because you have problems with Spores lack of brown and bloom doesn't mean its automatically a kiddy game.

[Jacko1987]

again i didnt compare spore to this game dude and i will be honest i like this game because i like games where you chop things up i am into gore it could be a panda bear or george bush i was playing as and i wouldnt care i happened to like games which others think suck but i also like mainstream i love dead rising, onimusha and resi and then there are main stream games i dont like for example halo i never got into it what maybe one players game of choice may not be anothers

[Jacko1987]

dude i didnt call it a kiddy game and when i said i wasnt comparing them because i cant say whats better i wouldnt say it was crap jus spore isnt my cup of tea to be frank

[MrCasual112]

As for no one giving a shit on what others have to say, well, most people I know who were personally enraged by these reviews are weeaboo cretins...but I digress.

I think this game sucks and is the epitome of bad game design. Its a port of a budget PS2 game for fucks sake....I don't understand why people like this game anyway, unless they are hormonally driven 13 year olds.

/rant

[Jacko1987]

and i admit there are people out there that are pervs or who call themselves the gaming elite jus cos they play games that suck so they can be different even though they dont like them themselves but i am not one of those people i just play what i like and dont listen to other peoples views hell i like tenchu z and that got horrible reviews

[MrCasual112]

Any weeaboo who thinks this is a good game deserves to be hit in the face with a sledgehammer. Period.

[Jacko1987]

anybody who judges people on the games they like should be shot then realise no one gives a shit about poor reviews or what other people have to say as long as they enjoy the game

[MrCasual112]

Whatever you say, you colossal Fatlus nerd.

This game sucks. Its the epitome of bad game design. Its a shit game made for pervert Fatlus nerds, much like yourself.

Whenever I picture some guy that likes a game like this, I imagine an autistic elitist who goes "THIS GAME IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN GEARS OF WAR" or some bullshit. I see em all the time at the mall. Fucking fat elitist retards. Whats funny is, these idiots think they are hardcore and smarter than the average gamer.

lol

[Jacko1987]

whats well sad is that your laughing at your own jokes secondly how can you call be a nerd when you spend your spare time making digimon characters on spore now dude that is pretty damn sad and if you take a look clearly i didnt say if i liked this game or not so please get it right before you judge me i didnt judge you i addressed the common known fact that no one gives a shit about what other people have to say

[MrCasual112]

Yeah, you got me on the Spore Digimon thing I admit. Its more of a nostalgia thing.

Anyways, I don't see why anyone would want to buy this game when there are clearly better games out there. Like Dead Rising for instance.

Do you think they were trying to make a good game here? I don't think so. It is a budget game, but I think they were just trying to cater to perverts and weeaboos, kinda like with the Dead or Alive series. Or whatever that tit jiggle volleyball engine game is called.

[phsilvente2]

nice video but... the game looks like shit =/

if you know what disappointment means..

[frontman6000]

i agree i just watched the movie and looked at some screen shots like this and now i want to hit people who do this XD

[Andr0m3da1337]

yeh this looksl ike shit looks like constant dropping frames lol

[igotnoobsniped]

it is, thers way too much blood and no challenge at all since the enemies dont even attack you most of the time

[camaxtle]

i remember ps2 games being more addictive and goory...

also they were very fast and agressive games.

i dont know if im getting outdated or what but good games are made no more....i havent played this one but its kind of sluggish

[Fma1416]

The action looks EXTREMELY repetitive in this video. Either that, or the player sucked.

[Kelnar7]

Gamespot gave it 2.5. GOOD: Girls in Bikini's Zombies Mini games BAD: Horrible plot Endlessly boring button mashing Boss fights are either dumb, easy, or frustrating Looks and sounds as ugly as sin Environments are repeated ad nausea. Small amount of Zombies on screen at once A Onimusha clone, only worse graphics, smaller environments and a shallower attack system.

[natewifi]

Yay I love shitty games, they make me lol.

[fliphkd4293]

This game is a joke.

[jupitersj]

Combo system in this game is a lot deeper than DW and more difficult to pull off...video doesn't show much except basic dual blade style button mashing on an early level

[Anthoni03]

ic that would make lots of sense cause alot of ppl say that this game is fun

[Kelnar7]

the game is as much fun as pouring vinegar down my anus

[Anthoni03]

i didnt know u were into that type of fore play O.o wow keep ur fetish to yourself k.

[MrCasual112]

I'm sorry, but this doesn't really look that fun. Fighting zombies in really small fenced in areas over and over? I mean I know its a budget game, but come on.

I bet I'll get a lot of minuses no matter what I say at this point because of all the hyped up weeaboos for this game, but I'd honestly rather play Dead Rising or Onimusha than this.

[kandem360]

only gave u a minus cuz you mentioned it......rented this game....fun for about a half hour to an hour.......definately built for teenagers, and pervs.....i rented it because I am a zombie whore.

[Anthoni03]

:( i wish i had this lol i spent my money reserving re5 but you can bet im gonna get this if anyone has this name some positiv things i no want bad details plz. also is there dlc for this game thnx and both this and dead rising are gonna be fun. but ill say this is zombie stress relieving and believe me we can all be honest about relieving stress right.

Cant wait to buy this game. :)

[natewifi]

It got a 2.5, please buy it so I can laugh at your depression once you stop lying to yourself.

[Anthoni03]

i guess but im not a hardcore gamer so i like it if u would leave me the fuck alone i bout a game that got a 4 out of 10 and i liked it. So yea not everyone cares what u think k are we clear XD okay then fuck off plz oh by the way the game also the game got a 7.0 as well so yea shows what youknow

[Kelnar7]

Have you played it? If you played this and still go back for me, well, what do they say about chicks who keep going back to abusive relationships?

They're not right in teh head, and neither are you.

[Anthoni03]

hmm if u dont like it why do you still post one this page the same should be said about u and ur weird fetish of vinegar in ur anus lol O.o

[Kelnar7]

sorry looks fail.

dead rising is he only good zombie game exclusive to 360, this looks horrible.

[redknight802]

i want this game and dead rising for the 360 if i get one. i found dead rising to be win

[Kelnar7]

Dead rising pwns this game. There is about 100 times more zombies on screen in dead rising and a cooler storyline and a million times better gameplay.

The only thing this game going for it is that it's girls in bikinis slicing zombies. If you can get off on that factor alone then this game is for you.

[NeoStarr]

And if you can't get off to girls in bikinis slicing zombies there might be something wrong with you.

[Anthoni03]

now that i think about it um dumbass this is hack n slash genre not sand box survival horror get ur facts straight this is like comparing a shooter to a sims 2 pets lol ur bad at getting ur genre of games right.. XD

[Kelnar7]

is your comment towards me? because I've never called this a sand box survival, and I agree it's a mindless hack and slash game.

[Anthoni03]

di u hear about dead rising 2 for the xbox 360

[rapiddog1999V2]

no but i heard its 4 wii(needs to be on ps3 cause thats wat i have)

[shadowriku574]

because this guy sucks.

or maybe its just better on the wii...its alot better then 90% of the videos i've seen for it make it

[NuclearArbitor]

looks like all the polys went into her lol

[CripChillinz]

Looks okay but all the sounds she makes are really really annoying...

[nero7986]

looks pretty awsome. Good simple type game for stress relief lol. im defo gonna buy it

[webmasterd]

I agree! Even if the game literally sucks I'm sure I'll still enjoy it for those reasons alone. I hear xbox and Wii will release the game, but with two different storylines. If you want to go in order then xbox is first. but I want to use my nunchuck so I'm getting the Wii version first.

[webmasterd]

ok... so I'm one of the male pigs that are gonna buy this cuz of the bikini chicks and I like slaying zombies. should be out feb. 12 or so. guess I have my valentines date.  haha.. pathetic!

[obed199]

well, youre rigth, but please say female samurais, cause it souns puaj wen its only samurai, y dont like male samurais on vikini you know.

[AD0B0Y6]

Xeonai why do you keep posting here? if you don't like it just leaveee.

you troll.

[Xeonai]

I did leave?

I keep posting because people keep replying. Oh, also I like making fun of people with horrible game taste.

[ddduelist]

-Seems repetitive and the enemies seems extremely easy, i might rent this, of course a lot of people will buy this because of the chick on bikini, and who can blame them.

[Xeonai]

Uh I can, because it's stupid.

How can you possibly think a 3D rendered character is hot? That's honestly just kind of pathetic.

[Xeonai]

Yeah, you're the only person.

This game looks fucking retarded and clunky.

[Ridley9548]

Yeah I know cause every game should be halo and live up to your standards. No, lets let the video game industry know they should make games based on only your taste.

[Xeonai]

I never said anything about Halo. I don't see how me calling one game retarded and clunky looking makes me a Halo fanboy.

By today's standards in gaming as a whole (not the standards of Halo fanboys), this game looks like shit. Why do you think they made it so cheap? Because it has little to no value. It's games like these that get boring after you play them for 5 minutes. If you want to play a mindless game like this, go ahead. I'm going to stick to something with a little more substance.

[MrCasual112]

I agree, actually. There are way too many butthurt Fatlus nerd types on Youtube that buy this shit regardless of quality just because its Japanese.

[Shadein]

at 0:26 did it say touch me?

[NightFoxXIII]

Yes I heard that too, but was part of the song, not the battle lol

[izeckx]

Looks like something that I would get bored of playing after 5 minutes

[inoout]

where to get this? is it only for 360?

[BaconStein]

There is a Wii version as well, but as of now both versions are only available in Japan - however, they are set to hit US stores in Q1 2009, I believe.

[Franzy3000]

What!? Where the hell did you see that? The US would allow they would allow something this gory and sexist in the US.

[BaconStein]

GameFAQs, GameSpot, and IGN... Perhaps I shouldn't have said anything. :(

[Franzy3000]

Ok ur ligit man. I gotta say Im pumped. My roomate is gonna fkn cream his pants when I show him this, considering all he does is watch zombie flicks and anime. Occasionally he goes to class

[TVZombie3000]

Yes, Amazon already has it on pre-order for $29.99, the games will arive next month of Feb.

[Franzy3000]

Thanks for the heads up dude. Im going to do it right now.

[FlamingBat]

I want that game so bad!!

[Keoman101]

Involves my two loves chicks in skimpy outfits and zombie killing. Sweet

[freeman71386]

dont have a 360. can i go over and play? lol

[sunnyb4u]

ahh good old hack n slash with babes nice game