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  • Technically its 50% more balls

  • Alan and Charlie is the show man... Ashton needs to be replaced..... He's just not good for this show

  • 1:10  charlie's face LOL!!!!! xD

  • Lol charlie just ignores alan fainting n twitching lmao

  • See, you don't have to be smart to become rich.

  • actually 33.33% more

  • actually 50% more

  • @IsleOfWightMovies actually, 33% more

  • best comedy ever. so, so funny.

  • the doctor reminded me of jim parsons in the big bang theory.

  • I would never take those. Even for a thousand $ a week.

  • "No, no, I love kids. And more important, they love me." *Alan faints* XD

  • godlike^^

  • oh come on youv`e got 30% more balls than i do

  • 3:12 LMAO!

  • 1:22 ahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahha

  • Alan should have his own show called 'Everybody hates Alan'

  • ALAN DIED! XD

  • He looks like he was in nuclear fallout.

  • i was rofl when i heard all of the side effects!

  • I GOT TO say this is the BEST! show ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking

    THUMPS UP!

  • if i iwas alaln i wouldnt eventake the pills

     id just dump them down the toilet and take the 1G lol

  • why are they having two and half men under david conrad ghost whisperer the actor on ghost whisperer are clean where charles sheen is drug and alcohol addicted

  • i absolutly cried from laughing when i saw this,

  • Great!!! XD

    Visit two-and-a-half-men.eu for all episodes

  • lmfao

  • why ar\e they showing two and a half men under ghost whisperer I could not care less about this show after all charlies sheen is a drug addict and alcohol should not be on the same program with ghost whisperer

  • priceless, Alan is the best of comedy, cheers Aiustralia

  • Anybody knows which episode is this?

  • @locopatadita24 : S05E05

  • fucking hilarious, Allan's sucha beauty haha!!!

    - JR YB

    -Shocktown Records

  • Alan actually has 50% more balls than Charlie. XP

  • @duckdavis erm no? alan 'has' 3. charlie has 2. so technically, alan has 33% more balls.

  • @postflopper No. Half of 2, is 1. 1 out of 2 is 50%. Alan has 1 more than Charlie. Therefore, he has 50% more balls. Say, I were to have 10 peanuts. And my friend has 15. Even though I have 2/3 compared to him, he still have 50% more than I do. Because half of what I have is 50%. You understand.

  • one of the best episodes of the show

  • "And how much will you pay me? 1,000 dollars a week. I'm in"

  • I'm not in the control group either :(

  • what episode is this, i want to find the songs charlie sing to the kid :)

  • How much? I'M IN!

    How about that? Something turned up!

    LOL.

  • LOL, i love when he said boils XD

  • Favourite sitcom program

  • you got 30% more balls than i do?

  • "I`m in" ha ha ha ha

  • if u like tow and a half men then u will like this video,

    search ``two and a half men best of alan``

  • Poor Alan!

  • Season?

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk muito bom 30% + bolas do que eu

  • 30%more balls lol xD

  • you got 30% more balls then i do jajajaja its hilarious

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  • @OOOOGAH  that was very funny! LOL!

  • ahhahahahahahahahah very fuuny

  • It's just brilliant how he passes out.

  • wish season and episode is this? :D

    Thank's for uploadning! ;D

  • jajajajajajajajajajaja

  • Haha, I remember I laughed so hard the first time I saw this.

  • That Doctor was in Supernatural : D <3 This show!

  • How about that, something turned up!

  • war gerade gestern....... oder so

  • the funny thing is those happens in real life too

  • Alan: Its Lindas ex-husband he want talk to you

    Charlie: I dont wanna talk to him you talk to him

    Alan: im not going to talk to him

    Charlie: Oh comon you got 30% more balls than i do

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAA xD

  • @Chaifa alan sure is cheap, but were did fuckin cunt come from?

  • i love the symptoms he lists, but my favorite is that they ended it with:

    Temporary darkening of the stool...

    that's the, nasty, icing on the cake

    it makes the joke that much better!

  • alan always gets the worst end of it

  • @armymen12002003 as always XD

  • hahahahahaha LMAO xD poor alan omg his hair xD

  • how much you pay for pleople to do this..... a 1000 dollars im in!!! lol

  • LOL the way the doctor says "and temporary darkening of the stool" always cracks me up

  • Hhahahah thanks a lot for this, it was hilarious

  • charlies face at 1:10

  • makes me laugh EVERY TIME

  • I love kids, and more important... they love me!

    (Alan faints)

    XD

  • love it!

    funny as hell

    but indeed i like charly's voice more in german fits better to his character i guess

  • the beer they both are drinking looks like Radeberger, sometimes Charlie have German beer in his house

  • this is when Charlie started to lose weight and look bad. Funny episode though.

  • Ahahah

    thanks for this.

  • boils shingles sudden fainting and temporary darkening of the stool

  • What does he mean by darkening of the stool

  • his shit(poo) gets darker..

  • HAHAHA anybody here that laugh at 1:06

  • 50% more is right.

    but charli got bigggggeeerrrr balls

    so its 30%

  • This is great! What season and episode is this??

  • I'm in!

  • Your adding a half of 2, 50% - Adding a third (33%) of 2 gives you 2.66 -

    You fail

  • your arguing over a simple one-liner on a show with 7 seasons on the internet

    YOU FAIL

  • 0:50 Haha

  • i keep watching 3:20 over and over again!

    HILARIOUS!!!

  • u got 30% more balls than i do hahahaha crying

  • It's so freaking hilarious!

  • whats this episode called???

  • I Guess "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat", fifth episode of the fifth season ;-)

  • little late, but it's actually "Is There A Mrs. Waffles". It's the eight episode of the fifth season. Only three episodes away, though!

  • er er er eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrr er er er er errrrrrrr er

  • jajajajaajaja reallyyyy funny ^^ jajajajajajaja i love this serie ^^

  • I've been watching this show on tv for months but I've never seen this episode. Anyone knows what season this is?

  • season 5

  • C'mon, you got 30% more balls than I have xD

  • JAJAJAJAJAJA Por Dios, la mejor serie.. lejos! JAJAJA

  • Lmao "my poop looks like charcoal briquettes".

  • Charlie's face at 1:11 lol!

  • PLACEBO!!!!!

  • you can tell Alan is trying so hard not to laugh at 2:04

  • Poor Alan

  • douche

  • wow I bet he buys you a lot!

  • actually he lost his job so no, not really. were not that million dollar family living in a mansion.

  • btw most ppl make more then 1000$ a week.

  • oh yeah sure, i've forgotten ALL this people making 4000$ / month.

    jerk

  • wtf? one of u are talking about week, and the other month, wtf?:S

  • our ppl in europe are paid per month. and i just wanted to point out that there aren't many earning 4k / month. thats all

  • well, the average income in my country (Norway) is around 4,5k / month, so it depends much on the country

  • Norways average income is more like 3,6k / month

  • Alan: I'm pretty sure I dropped a third testicle

    ...

    Charlie: Oh c'mon, you got 30% more balls then I do!

    Hilarious xD

  • I dont think Im in the control group.

  • i take pills lick that its good $ for some one on the dole

    ive never had a bad reaction like that

  • something's alrighty happened. I'm pretty sure i dropped a third testicle.

    you got thirty percent more balls than me

  • "good lord how much do you pay people to do this"........"I'm in" haha

  • 0:57 hair loss

  • green socks alan. are you serious lol

  • which part is this?

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan testing a new medication lol funy vid

  • i love 2 and a half men

    its so funny

    alan's my favorite lol

  • i've been watching these clips for hours, can't get enough!! HAHA

  • This was disturbingly funny.

  • Does it honestly matter?

  • no :)

  • shut up its funny

  • you seem to try to know a lot about balls. you wanna count my balls and my percentage ?

  • No, but I know a lot about sense and you make none.

  • i was arguing with the people at the bottom. You need a haircut fool.

  • what type of man is alan?

  • some of you people are really retarded when it comes to the math. how hard is it to realize that if you got 30 percent MORE of something you have 130% of the original, here 2. 2 times 1.30 is roughly 3 which is what was said. stop confusing shit with 50% and 5 balls and whatnot. and people including me should really stop discussin trivial math in a youtube video.

  • haha just realized im retarded as well. they do say it wrong and it should obviously be 50%.

    alan has 50% MORE balls than charlie (2x1.5) and charlie has 33 percent less balls than alan (3x0.66)

    so discarding my first comment, the fact is they say it wrong and i can't believe i fell into this geeky stuff on here.

  • Actually charlie has 50 percent less balls than alan in that scenerio. get ur math straight buddy. bcuz of alan has 50% more balls than charlie. charlie has 50% less.

  • no.

  • actually, if alan had 3 he would have 33% more than charlie. if charlie had 50% less, alan would have 4.

  • wow!!!! you realy are a genious non of us notice it..

    pfffff....

  • thank you for pointing out something we couldnt notice on our own

  • 33.3 to be almost exact

  • 33.333333333333333333333333333­33333333333333333333333..... to be more accurate

  • hahaha if u want exact,

    it should be 50%

    3/2 = 150%

  • uhh yeah 30 % is right

    cause charlie has 2/3 and alan has 3/3 so alan has 30% more

  • actually

    it's 2/2 + 1/3

    so it's more like 33.333333...% more

  • trust me, that's not correct. i am not being picky

    just that this is simple math

    if you have $2, and get $1 more, what's the gain?

    50%

  • wrong. if alan has 100%, which is 2, 50 percent extra will be one more.

  • oh for god sake, your serioulsy added that up.

  • u wanna clap pointdexter

  • way to nerd it up there

    (btw I figured that out too when I watched this episode)

  • WHO GIVES A SHIT B THE IT IS STILL FUNNY

  • the percentages are of different numbers 50% more than 2 is 3 and 33% less than 3 is 2

  • I can't believe you guys are talking about this

  • haha not my proudest moment. i'm tryin to put everything behind but keep getting these "someone's replied to your comment" messages!

  • I really like the firts part when the hair came out!!! SO F..FUN!!!

  • video sucked it kept skipping

  • mine didnt lupa186

  • Temperary darkenin of the stool, BRILL

  • omg lol

    i justt watch that part on tv

    its funny XD

    lol

  • Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanx.

  • 30% more balls then me lol

  • lmao great show !!!!!!

  • lol hilarious show

  • lmao love this show

  • Hahah:D Two and a Half Men is the BEST show that ever been made xD

  • "Boil's!"

  • LMAO!!!

  • hahahha:P

  • "You talk to him you have 30% more balls than I do" lmao

    Rick

  • alan: I don't think I am in the control group. hair loss..

  • funny show great cast

  • I'm laughing my ass off!Really Funny!

  • funny funny funny

  • For $1000 a week I'd take that stuff, too.

  • it has 50% more balls than him.think for a bit