Lowell The Hammer Stanley Lawyer Commercial

[Nerrt45]

I don't think I heard a word the guy said. I was too engrossed in the carnage behind him!

[psp5150g]

This was part of his scam and that is why he went to prison

[holt2k]

Richard Nixon apparently faked his death and opened a law practice.

[KimiTazi]

lol people geting hit by cars

[BastuBasti]

Look what is going on in the background.

terrifiying.

[pacauchon]

:22

something tells me that if i'm injuring in an indy car, i'm not going to be needing to call four five nine cash. just saying.

[diameternow]

LOL "The Hammer" Stanley

[FreshPrince941]

omg look at the videos in the background!

[campbanana726]

A lady on the end of my street calls herself "The Hammer." Weird...

[IAMSPLITTONGUE]

this dude did  JIM THE HAMMER SHAPIRO commercial near my city . wow .

[ExtremeToad123]

This is such a ripoff of Berger and Green. Real original, guys.

[SyphusBatterus]

Who says Berger and Green did it first? I looked up their commercials and they're similar so are the ones for Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro. I think all these lawyers are somehow connected not ripping each other off.

[ExtremeToad123]

But the thing is this one has the exact same text fonts as the Berger and Green ones, and its got people in the background like Berger's. It seems like a ripoff to me.

[ExtremeToad123]

And I doubt they're connected cause this guy's from Virginia, B&G are from Pittsburgh

[ReuWil]

@SyphusBatterus Probably just different firms hiring the same production company to make their commercials.

[azurSkies]

@ExtremeToad123 I doubt they did it first. These videos have been running since I was a little kid - like 20 years ago

[rssej]

@ExtremeToad123 Lowell Stanley had these commercials since the 80s.

[ieodksnw787]

100%? how does he make money? surely he means 100% after the contractual contingent fees. sly bastard.

[JonLeibow]

Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro

[Hal20062b]

1997 or 1998

[Hal20062b]

93-94?

[TheHal20062b]

@Hal20062b 1998

[Hal20062b]

1997

[nonyabizhs]

i used to love these commercials but now he does them himself. The old ones (this one) were actually done by an actor Van Harris who retired so the real Lowell Stanely does them now and they aren't as good.

[SyphusBatterus]

Oh that new guy doing them is actually Lowell Stanley. He looks like a weasel.

[BeierFilms]

Also, as much as I enjoy the hilarious shots of people getting run over and stuff; can you really sue if you crash your car as a Nascar driver? I mean, isn't that kind of your own fault?

[BeierFilms]

Richard Nixon is practicing law now? Well, I guess that makes sense.

Still, shouldn't he be working for Nasa if he's figured out how to get more than 100% of something?

[tvpirate05]

I always thought he looked like Nixon too...even when these came out in the mid-90s!

[ellliott]

I love watching this commercial,hes so fucking funny.his new one is the best where he goes rawr.

[0CheeseEgg0]

I agree! Haha, I love that commercial. It needs to be uploaded to the internets right away!

[xDominoProductionsx]

And now back to jerry springer

[MentlSpaz]

i like watching the carnage in the back, i doubt you'd be able to survive one of those crashes in the back and be able to call THE HAMMER!

[NonGreygone]

Hello, this is lawl the hammer stanley dont get my shit cuz ill just lawl at you...

[semipenguin]

LMAO! :p

[rockimusprime]

MORE than 100%!!!

this guy must be good.

[goldenj27]

RONALDO!

[scotlandr]

Man the background is horrifying!

[GenXer68]

Love the bodies flying through the air! This shit is priceless!!!

[Burtonjack05]

I was in an office pool for the NCAA tournament at Lowell's office in 2007 and won the third round. Because of the importance of the third round in the tournament, we decided to have a coin flip between the third round winner and overall winner.

The overall winner won the coin flip, but, again, because of the importance of the third round, I was given $20.

[RockerForLife74]

LOL seriously this commercial is funny as hell... but fucking retarded. I love how desperate they are putting the worst of situations ever possible in the background lolololol. Convincing....

[elow13]

This guy put more emphesis on the 459-CASH! over the years lol. On one of his last commercials he was practically yelling! :P

[haleyjoy12688]

I love Lowell the Hammer stanley...Ive been seeing these commercials since I was a litttle kid

[codyr783]

lol I love how there are all the accidents and wrecks in the background!

[rocom]

can't remember if it was Perry Stone or Tommy and Rumble that called him Lowell the "hammer manly"

[Bzaafied]

I lie to you not, when I was a freshman in high school I made him a character in WWE No Mercy. He even had his own group called "459-Cash"!

[joeocho88]

If he hadn't been a LAWYER he would have been a SLICK TELEVISION!

Are you SURE this is a REAL commercial?!!!!!!!??

[JimBobWhoRocks]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[panamaniak]

Lol! Norfolk sux! I get tired of bumpersticker with rednecks crying about the Civil War and complaining about NY! NY is the real deal!!! Queenz ALL DAY!

[l33tmaster104]

Meet Joe Black accident?

[Makron5]

Oh good he covers racing related injuries too!

[sistalinda]

100% or more? Math not your strong suit, eh? Pun intended.

[CrimsonFury006]

Somebody call Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro!!!!!

1-800-546-7777

You call, He'll HAMMER!

[daveblev]

where is the one where he says "getting money is like trying to take a slab of meat from wolves"

[tvnewsguy42]

Yay Hampton Roads!

The Tommy&Rummble parody was better though...

[Bbabybear02]

I have the Tommy and Rumble commericals for this. 2 of them

[telmnstr]

Anyone remember the Hamster spoof FM99 did? That was classic.

[maddmaddworld]

Yeah, I remember that one... I even have it on a CD that I got from FM99...

[pensmoke]

This is no good. There are many other WAY better Lowell The Hammer commercials than this one. why not post the one where he says he has "iron will, iron fists, and brass b*lls"? Or the one where he calls himself "the big stick"? Or the one where he ups it even further and says he has "steel n*ts"? This one was weak.

[pensmoke]

This is no good. There are many other WAY better Lowell The Hammer commercials than this one. why not post the one where he says he has "iron will, iron fists, and brass b*lls"? Or the one where he calls himself "the big stick"? Or the one where he ups it even further and says he has "steel n*ts"? This one was weak.

[maddmaddworld]

My favorite was: "He may be an S.O.B., but he's YOUR S.O.B."...

[wanderer34]

That's also my favorite, and the most vivid that I remember when stationed in Norfolk!!!

[tvpirate05]

Brass Balls was classic! I was in college at the time (c. 2000), and the commercial came on in the dorm office, and when I heard "Brass (bleep!)", I quickly looked at the TV, and the office worker said "Yeah, you heard him right..."

[xXconnorXx]

Its Jim The Hammer In My Neck Of The Woods

[bellend181818]

Hammer 'the Hammer' Hammer.

[wovoka]

Hampton Roads!

[clockwize]

LOL

[CrimsonFury006]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLLOL

That reminds me of the Jim " The Hammer Shapiro" Commercials that I saw growing up. Like the backround, too :D

[Ripplin]

What the stink?! Who's ripping off who, Jim or Lowell? Haha!

I'd never heard of this guy before. I posted 5 Shapiro vids, though. He's a [last I heard] living legend!

[howtoruletheworld]

Hahaha. Only in America.. :-)