Youtube Poop: Billy Mays Hates Animals

[deliman]

man...i'm sick to death of having to get up out of bed to smash my dog with a hammer. i need to order this shit.

[thechannellajordan]

smash your dog

[fidelabc123]

The secret is in your internet connection hahaha

[MegaAtlas100]

I want the bonus skunk as a gift.

[ancilodon]

Lost it at the Cat Auger LMFAO

[maxd4ever]

At the end:call now and we'll send you a real live skunk! Oh my god!!.. I can't believe he said that lol

[rockergirl83]

Call right now and we'll send you the golden reliever hammer, 2 smash dogs, and ZORBEES! LMAOOOOOOO!

Don't all men have little golden relievers?

[deliman]

@rockergirl83 some have little ones, some have big ones, some have average-sized ones.

[Thrusters101]

THIS IS SO FUNNY THAT I HURT MY RIBS

[rustile306]

Finally! Getting up to smash my dog was such a pain in the ass.

[Nacalal]

I really don't have any of those problems

[FurryFenNick]

Big Kitty Slider Station. :(

[DeadWolfeee]

I love animals... This is offending me...

[Volvicasaurusalan]

@DeadWolfeee It's not supposed to insult anyone. But I totally understand how you feel

[Jcolinsol]

@DeadWolfeee

Good lord *choke* why, that means you'll have no recourse but to... to... develop a sense of humor!

[TineJanic]

Tired of getting out of bed just to smash your dog? XD

[MushFarmer]

never thought about using shamwows to clean up dog blood...

[lennyspizza]

Use the quick chop, to chop your cat and cook in the BIG CITY SLIDER STATION

[Jimmysnovacaine]

Call right now and we'll send you a real live skunk.... OH MY GOD!

[KingJake2000]

Golden reliever eh er uh  retriever sorry OH MY GOD

[Duel53]

Oh my god!

[markgilch]

lol

[stickfiguresmaster]

25 golden relievers died thanks to bill mays

[KulucaMac1]

XD!! XD!! The Secret(-s(?)) is in the Internet Connection!

[Ajskateman]

Laughing so hard

[Twisted4000]

Shortest phone number ever.

[TheRailFanBoy780]

chop your cat and put it in the Big City Slider Station! So funny. all of it is just to funny. 'we'll give you a real live skunk... OH MY GOD!!!..........'

[Ajskateman]

I think i woke up my parents

[JeffroTV]

Golden Releiver.

[PivotDude90thCentury]

I laughed WAY too hard at the end...

[awesomekidwithtoy]

@asnippingkitty same with mee

[awesomekidwithtoy]

call 1 8

[ThatDemo]

GOPHER PENETRATION

[Tannerizsinging]

lol golden relever

[asnipingkitty]

i love cats and dogs but i laughed at this



[BonkHazard]

i bought the dog bazooka and killed my class mates and my teachers its awesome!

[yoblackops7]

LOL



[GritHawke]

I wanna gopher knife for penetrating gophers!

[SuperScaryZombie]

25 cats and dogs disliked this.

[i18diegodd]

You sir just earn a subscriber

[DrInvisibo]

I am happy that I killed dogs,cats,and gophers.Thank you Billy Mays.

[megawatt62]

billy mays:heres how to order

man:call 18

*billy mays smashes hammer into car cover*

*picks up phone*

me:hello yes id like to order a dog bazooka...

[MrBmantheman]

CALL NOW AND I WILL SEND YOU THE GOPHER KNIFE!

[maxodin231]

call 18..

SMASH

[SaturnAndItsRings]

thumbs up if you laughed till it freakin' hurt!

[HerrGayTutorial]

/watch?v=TjwOYphWdVg <-- More Billy Mays Poops !!!

[KamoKobraz]

mabey you have a boner reliever hahahahah

[Noodleert]

Order now and get a real life skunk!

[CatsMeatsMan]

I am a cat, but I'd still order to kill my gofer

[TineJanic]

omfg! i can`t breath! hahahhaa!!!!!!

[BialyOrzel777]

is he advertising Chinese Food? and LOL at end .. Call now and we will send a live Skunk OMG , thanx but no thanx lmao

[TotalGamerHolic]

"Tired of getting out of bed every night just to smash your dog with a hammer?"

[Victhebrick4u]

I want a Big City Slider made out of cat meat!

[Crypto582]

0:51

[Austinpwns98]

Oops lol this is awsome

[Matt3985]

LOL SO FUNNY

[northstarprovids]

the quick and easy way to penetrate your gopher.

Thats what she said.

[XiCoRTheSaiyan]

0:59 we'll send yhu a real live skunk OMG--Censorded loll

[TheDevinator94]

press 7 for a racial slur

[thekbdlvled]

a real life skunk! OH MY GOD! XD

[DreamerWings]

da secret is in the internet conection lol

[CCCPWarHammer]

lol gjgj this made me ''lol'' lol epic

[kento369]

25 people don't want free skunks with thier dog launcher.

[kopures]

Now I can kill a cat in 2 mins!!!!1111

[Ball4184]

lol.

3 letters.

[a2redneck]

i was just about to dislike this but i heard: call right now, and we will send you a real life snunk! then i liked it!

[thedeathovmankind678]

"to kill your cat in just 2 minutes."

*hamburgers*

[CCCPWarHammer]

@thedeathovmankind678 lolololol

[BluestreakPictures]

Click on the blue text below this comment if you want good videos.

[Froobat]

haha that was so fkin funny

[TheRustd]

A little after 1:00 i fucking lost it.

Too funny

[PINKY62111]

O.o.......................

[BIGJAKE4258]

WE 'LL SEND U A REAL LIVE SKUNK.... OM MY GOD! lolol

[joster1212]

Over a Thousand Balls?

[boredfromky]

i always hated billy mays

[JShadowLurker]

@boredfromky Then why are you here?

[insanenazi]

wow, this video is convenient. I am tired of getting up at night to smash my dog with a big hammer.

[al3051]

@AKittyKatProduction, It's a joke, take it lightly.

[FoxyPancake]

Wow, no swearing. Nice.

[Nonamearisto]

25 people lost their dog/cat/gopher to Billy Mays. 

[ChickenPika]

All Golden Relievers do is pee on your carpet.

[IdesOfAutumn2]

The secret is in the internet connection.

[MPOEO]

Feeling retatded.laugong like t

[joachoye]

BEST POOP EVER!

[AKittyKatProduction]

That's a perfect example of Animal Abuse rigggght there.

[stickfiguresmaster]

@AKittyKatProduction <-- wow i cat that knows how to play the computer what else does it know :O?

[Keeperofsecretsch60]

Wish the dog would just smash its self the lazy bastard!

[gameHACK7]

A REAL LIVE SKUNK! Oh my Go--BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­P

[CypherIsland]

call 1-800 *boom* LMAO ;D

[007gorilla]

The 24 Dislikes are PETA membe

[RahXIII]

INSIDE ARE HUNDERD OF dogs

[TRWickord96]

The secret is in the Internet connection. Lol

[roselein100]

"I'll send you the gopher knife, the fast and easy way to penetrate a gopher." XD

[funkyfartmonster6]

Tired of ur dog? Tired of getting out of bed every night just to smash ur doG?

[hamerhead197]

go dogs fuke cats

[bnrocker]

i think he said "boner reliever" XD

[EvilFlamethrower]

23 PETA members watched this video.

[MrShuaTube]

"call now and we will send you a real live skunk... OMG!" rofl

[gamemaster20421]

Here's how to order. Call

[anthonysparta1220]

he kills cat fuck

[LyleVertigo]

Boner Reliever?

[D197JN]

I always knew the secret was in the internet conncection

[hypermommaluigi]

I just want the skunk..

[tacosauce1234567]

Ordered the mentioned Dog Bazooka, Cat Auger, and the Gopher knife. Loved it, but i never got the skunk, I tried to reach you Billy Mays but when i tried calling all i heard was "The yelping of dogs, the meowing of cats and windshields breaking.

[N0skittles]

i couldn't even survive 14 secs of this video i almost died

[BL00DndG0R3]

BURNT ON CHEESE!

[tyler225905]

@postaloverkill you are an ass

[hardyboy313]

thumbs up if the billy mays ytp's are your favorite

[megawatt62]

@hardyboy313 i made 74 acounts to luike your comment

[hardyboy313]

@megawatt62 lol

[PixieDust19962]

"Tired of getting up every night just to smash your dog with a hammer?"

You're lucky my bedsheets don't stain because I just spat my drink everywhere.

[chocland2]

22 peopple were animals

[SharKing319]

100,000 MPH? He must REALLY hate dogs.

[Cyclone765]

The fast and easy way to penetrate gophers in your beautiful garden

[michaelkitteh]

@Cyclone765 That sounds vaguely sexual...

[Cyclone765]

@michaelkitteh X)

[amyfaithful]

tired of your dog? Tired of getting out of bed every night just to smash your dog with a hammer? Hi, Billy Mays here with the dog bazooka. Inside are hundreds of dogs.

[Cyberdwarf14]

Yo dawg, we put dogs in your dog bazooka so you can shoot dogs while you shoot dogs.

[Precuremadi]

the secret is in the internet connection!

[Precuremadi]

kill ur cat in to minutes!

[puertoricanj123]

"Heres How To Order"

"Call 18-" SMAAAAASHHH!!!

[mario1136]

Here's how to order - OH MY GOD--*beep*

Man this really makes me miss making YTP videos

[LPGivenUp19]

favorite part: 0:00 - 1:08

[LPGivenUp19]

I gotta stop laughing so hard or I'll cough up blood! XDXDXDXD

[CREATION2THE3ND]

Atleast I get a real live skunk!

[Legojake94]

rofllolololol xD xD xD

[MalleoandWeegeeBros]

THE DOG BAZOOKA!

[tacosauce1234567]

I like how Billy Mays says kat.

[Antibearvirus]

Call right now and we'll give you a real life skunk! OMG!!!

[TheTerenity]

That's great and all, but what about the "Fly Nuke?"

[AbbeyIncorporated]

I want a golden reliever. It sounds erotic.

[superluigi545]

@AbbeyIncorporated then order RIGHT NOW and we will give you a FREE SKUNK :D

[SWI0001]

21 people are animal crulety rights people

[RayquazaMaster777]

I want that real live skunk.

[Lolman1234512345]

This 1 is the best

[thesporehero]

And we'll send you a real live skunk! Oh my god!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE

[BloXboX37]

THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION

[kino997]

What "Oh My God!" is from?

[CepheusStarhowl]

@kino997 Pitchmen, I think. He's actually afraid of skunks.

[NinjaShadow8]

press 5 over and over to hear billy mays turn into a bird

[SavageLE2B]

1:02 funny as hell

[breannx00]

Call right now, and we'll give you a real live skunk. OH MY GOD!

[jamesthecat64]

They hit the windshield at over 100 thousand miles an hour.

[MrJisawesome]

8 press it

[amyfaithful]

i LOL-ed too much that my mom was like wtf

[kreilein34]

billy mays will kill your cat 4 free until the drill the cat or send a hammer of THOR

[spongedue]

R.I.P D:

[PhoenixProductions66]

I love how you mixed so many together flawlessly, great YTP!

[Thenotoriousfmx]

THE GOPHER KNIFE lmao

[Cross3061980]

We'll send you the golden reliever hammer, to SMASH dogs

[RogueSparkZX]

Awesome!

[5uspended4nimation]

this was a fucking riot

[MassacreTheMuffin]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[MultiOrangemonkey2]

THE BEST

[DeViLzzz2006]

LOLOLOLOL omg

[Bleeeargh]

WHAT IS HE SELLING!!??

[Cross3061980]

@Bleeeargh The Dog Bazooka, it can hold up to thousands of dogs and shoot them out @ over 100,000 mph

[TheRhinehart86]

@Cross3061980 Yeah but I'm really buying it just for the gopher knife, i've been looking everywhere for something to make penetrating gophers easier

[Cross3061980]

@TheRhinehart86 LOL, but I'd also like the DOG Bazooka, it can store at least 99 more dogs than my previous one & can shoot them about 1000x faster

[Diggler397]

a real live skunk OH MAI GAW!

[UofLCardFan08]

Chop. your. CAT!!

[blueplatypus707]

i hate dogs i want the product!!!

[Dinalovespuppies]

@blueplatypus707 and I want that product , I hope it works on stupid people like you, so I will shoot you until you beg for mercy, than I hope your alive but in agony, so I can shoot until you die in pain! Then I will stand and laugh, I will be sooo happy!

[Protaholyadin]

But call right now and we'll send you a REAL LIVE SKUNK!

OH MY GOD!

[YTPoopProductions]

@Protaholyadin

Best part bro.

[Protaholyadin]

@YTPoopProductions I know XD

[mrbarpil1]

@YTPoopProductions nu uh!

" call 1, 800-"

*whack*

[BleachCraft]

OMG hillarious!!!

[nitehawk032558]

The final video, video#20 is... the stereotype song

[tokorev747777]

My cat is sleeping next to me when he started to talk about killing cats XD

[BlitzWolf]

EPIC!!!

[kciskool12311]

o my god THIS IS GREAT

[trevboy98]

OH MY GOD----

[thereck24]

OMG *BEEEEEP* lol