Borat Has A Twin

[upstairs200]

let down.

[MACKATTACK1970]

He described Geraldo Rivera perfectly.

[3o4Titties]

I'll take conan.

[markcohen6969]

*sigh* It's just not the same without a randomly wierd comment coming from Geoff.

[FollyxXxFallen]

I love this man lol.

[atranos]

it's just sad that he's standing in a room devoid of audience, pretending to interact with a crowd. very sad.

[dragonamt]

@atranos craig has an audience, you can buy tickets to his show online. He has brought the whole audiance on stage and some shows they show the audiance. It's a smaller audiance than most other shows though, but it is an audience.

[yudiputay]

Craig needs to guest Borat.

[dynastyballer13]

alcoholic, i bet his breath reeks of scotch liquor

[OpeningSalvoe]

@dynastyballer13 as opposed to your breath which probably stinks of cheesburgers and moose turd. lol stupid hoser.

[beselmi15]

@OpeningSalvoe  am not even a yank :S but anyway u are irish and that explains why u hate the guy just look where is he right now and what he got and look at urself and try c the difference

[OpeningSalvoe]

@beselmi15 I fail to see the difference, please explain, he's a witless talentless bum, and what does me being Irish have to do with anything?

[yes4me]

Real funny... love it. 5/5

[ctwining]

On the funny scale, he is one step above Conan, but still pretty far down there

[anteracmacash]

not even funny...

[JoesGuy]

Ah Fernando Rivera - Fox News' own Super Mario.

[Fatmanmi]

@JoesGuy It's Geraldo Rivera

[JoesGuy]

Yeah, 'cos I really make an effort to remember Fox New reporters. XD

[rockaroundtheclock56]

omg, who is this guy! what channel! what time!

[skaterdiedagain]

this is craig fergeson

he's on cbs after letterman

it's my favorite show :]

[rockaroundtheclock56]

1ol, i bet it is with this guy! but what country? england?

[jerm5]

He's a Scotsman on American TV.

[rockaroundtheclock56]

darn! LOL

[TheLouisandsam]

dude... that was funny :P

[Quentin0000000000]

Eh no

[benetton66]

He tried his best but still not funny.

[Yamakashi1]

IM FUNNIER

[BigDuke6ixx]

Jocko humour at its worst.

[PregnantWorker]

NOT FUNNY AT ALL MOTHERFUCKER

1 star TNX TO ME !!!

[laurence231]

Flah for misleading text! this is crap! only a tiny bit of borat

[LizzieTheSuperStar95]

what an idiot

[ozzieiniowa]

Craig is te best thing to happen to late night television in the US since Johnny Carson.

If you can't understand his wit, then you may just have to resign your membership with Mensa.

[OpeningSalvoe]

@ozzieiniowa You're an idiot who obviously has the sense of humour of a six year old, Craig Ferguson's jokes are shit, if they were any good he wouldn't need all that fake insincere over the top laughter every five seconds. The guy is completely witless, his career wouldn't last five seconds on my side of the pond. He could only ever get a job as a talk show host in the states as it's a well known fact over here that your humour is incredibly bland over there.

[beselmi15]

@OpeningSalvoe

i wonder what do u do for living......... maybe nothing

[OpeningSalvoe]

@beselmi15 lol lol lol typical witless yank, is that the best you could come up with? LOLLING at how many thumbs down my comment on Craig Ferguson has gotten, you yanks are a touchy bunch ain't ya.

[barguna]

@ozzieiniowa Of course though Leno is my favorite, Ferguson comes a close second.

[hairy0pothead]

Shrek.

[Italyryan]

is he funny?!!!!!!!!!!!

joking over someone dieing STFU

[NiMbeats]

he sucks

[Minibattlegaming]

Almost smiled on the winemaker dying part.

[MrLeeMrLee2]

why is everyone laughing at this?

[HannesvonDaStreet]

is something fun in this vid ???

[ReeceLiamAllsop]

american humour i just dont find it funny

[Xaddio]

Im with you. All those talk shows are just the same shit...

[Sochilinda]

american humour it's more obvious.

[drav1dan]

No, American humor is just less pretentious

[drav1dan]

I guess you like your humor diluted with a lot of pretentious nonsense, like they serve it in the UK.

[colour749]

borat and bruno are british

[aescylos]

Borat is from Kazakhstan and Bruno is from Austria.

[metallica123890]

nooo..

borat and bruno

both have the same actor

[dunnman1310]

and ali g

[aescylos]

no kidding

[SiiNGERBOii]

yea they do sacha bara cohen.

[drav1dan]

Borat was more disgusting than funny, especially the movie. Repeatedly inviting others to fondle one's 'khrum' is not humor.

Bruno is just a gay version of Borat with all body hair shaved off, with more feminine mannerisms and the khrum obsession replaced by an obsession with "poopenstaub".

Borat and Bruno have nothing to do with humor. They are probably just an convenient way for Sacha Baron Cohen to express his latent bisexuality.

[colour749]

your a fag

hes just tricking people up for comedy and being controversial to see what reactions he gets

[drav1dan]

Tinkerbell, that may be true in your rainbow world, but not in the real world. There are 100s of other ways to trick people.

[tbagcool9990]

Go Wank EMO kid ...

Bruno was not soo good but i loved Borat.

i Saw a lot of good comments of JEWS that said the movie was awesome.

If u cant take a joke u r a verry sad poor depressive kid with no life.

[Lossforwords78]

tbag: Same here. I was a fan of Bruno, ali G, and Borat way back in 97. Borat the movie was not as good as the show, but still worth it. Bruno, on the other hand, was straight up garbage.

[drav1dan]

Go sit on a tack. If you cannot take criticism then you are stuck up narcissist.

[ReeceLiamAllsop]

no mate what you said there was nonsense why dont you speak english instead of fucking riddels.

"diluted" "serve" you work in a cafe or something

[frenchyMATTIE]

lmao! what a great comment! xD

[superrtubes]

you hear the same four people laugh each time.

[Jesssser]

This is not UK humour. This isn't even humour.

[WHISPERSPSP]

lol his last joke was pretty funny

about the cbs lol

im mexican american and i got it

[M3LKS]

omfg it takes nothing to make americans laugh..

[KiNgOfKaRaBiNeR]

laughing tape FTW

[moises0369]

this is UK humor actually cause he's from the UK

[M3LKS]

omfg HAHAHAHAAA!! get a life, thats as good as u saying that u have had sex with a women when u actually have only seen a woman in her underwear.

u can see UK humor only on tv shows made for UK or europe.

that craig dude was probably sent out of uk because of lack of humor of of of ...

[moises0369]

What? That made no sense. If he's from the UK then that isn't US humor you dumbfuck

[cheesesandwich1]

gay... not funny at all

[Manrobertman]

why did you upload 2:11 of this if only wanted us to see the picture

[OllieIsBrains]

ROFL MY ASS OFF!

not

[spitfireMK22]

Its UK humour its a bit different lol.

[WHISPERSPSP]

yea i know its kinda weird

[TwiIitChaos]

I love Craig, he's hysterical.

[Fireeyes91]

Man this guy sucks.

[HalfGuru]

hahahahahahahaha.......THIS GUY IS AWSOME!!!!

not

[tomdbeevers]

hahahah...No

[GibsonEpiphones]

stupid twat

[hovno7]

omfg stop this programs. its almost a TV crime

[albertescamilla]

how the hell does this guy talk shit about borat? this guy sucks!

[Smoobiie]

lol ths is jus the sort of guy who makes fun of funny ppl to make him self more "funnier" ..nurd

[rwm89]

more than half. the only people who are actually american are native americans and look how many of them there are

[lukphonp]

no, i will bet at LEAST 95% of americas citizens or immigrants or had parents/grandparents who were immigrants

[scoobster87]

yall can suck it .. craig ferguson is cool

[VideoGameMaster360]

This guys a fag and he's not funny.

[habs4life9]

ferguson isn't funny. no wonder he's in a timeslot in which no one's watching tv.

[SeaCruncher77]

ya its fake laughter

[laxfan17]

nah i went to one of his shows when i was in L.A....it's real laughter but they have a dude there egging you on to laugh louder and louder...cuz lets be honest ferguson isnt THAT funny

[hartley2131]

Hi five

[Leeeesan]

That guy sounds Canadian ..." ABuuut "

[shrazey]

he sounds more link he is Irish

[Moikee64]

that guy is such a dick..

[sHART1780]

Any group of people who thinks they're "better" than anyone else is worse by default for being so self centered and ignorant.

[MecAdrian]

i dnt like brits please feel free to talk shit

[pablow2310]

i like brits we should change subject

[dips2008]

No body likes Cuntz like you.. Its a shame you dont like brits.. Maybe because you bitches are our slaves..

[doial]

who cares about brits being better then yanks it dont matter you retards

[crispyballz]

haha

[copeyadam110]

all americans who seem to think they are better than british should maybe look up their history once in a while, since great britain is actually your roots. great britain colonized america back in the late 1400's, so technically you all have british roots. you should all feel proud since america really isnt 'america' it is actually once of the last remnants of the great british empire! god save the queen.

[chookter1]

America would be a third world country if we didnt take over.

[X1TWISTED1X]

americans who think they are better then britain, prove how american they really are!

[lea210]

not all Americans have British roots. What about the native Americans and the non-whites. Also the land thrived even BEFORE the arrival of the Brits. It is very ethnocentric to believe it's history only began with the coming of Europeans.

[Grungadin]

No. No. No. Britain colonized America nearly completely once it arrived. That's like saying France would have done the same thing britain did in canada, or that the mexicans and people from south america would have built the USA if the British didn't.

Ethnocentricity has nothing to do with it.

[DisneyKittie]

I´m american and I think the americans you mentioned are complete morons.

[grievous5226]

late 1400s... You fucking mad?

[Gunner8495]

craig is the best better than leno, o'brain, kimmel, fallon and letterman

[kees1292]

he has the same body expressions as anthony hopkins. and he uses fake crowds to make him seem funny

[HCVS13]

The crowds real, watchs some videos. Anthony Hopkins? Dumbass.

[NathanBForrest1776]

I wish that european would drop his accent once he's a citizen of my nation... red-blooded americans don't speak like that

[copeyadam110]

why would he want a dumbass american accent... americans sound like down-syndrome. no character at all.

[Flashlax19]

Yeah I would be jealous too, if I didn't live in the best country in the world

[tproduction1]

haha fuck u america is awesome suck ittt!

[TitaniumToothpaste]

youre aware people with accents can have down syndrome too

my friends brother has a british accent and he has down syndrome

you jackass

[Em0Ch1ld]

i am british wtf r u trying to say!?!?!?

[TitaniumToothpaste]

are you retarted

i wasnt saying anything about the british accent

i was saying that people with down's syndrome can have accents

and also, how come you get defensive when someone says something about your accent but you can make remarks about an americans accent

[miscellaneousness]

He's Scottish you idiot. You should be happy to have Scottish blood living in America.

[NathanBForrest1776]

Scottish, don't they wear frocks.. lol, queer.

[TitaniumToothpaste]

hes not a red blooded american

obviously, judged by his accent

[DisneyKittie]

Nathan why must you go around making us Americans look so shallow and stupid...uhh if it wern´t for British English you wouldn´t be speaking English right now...duhhhhh

[NathanBForrest1776]

If it weren't for your religion then NYC's twin towers would still exist.

[bibibabkagirl]

wow. i'm guessing ur southern.

[Valdigard]

yeah hes scottish look it up on wikipedia.

[XENTIYON]

What accent is that ? British ? or Canadian ?

[SadisticKitty94]

it sounds scottish to me

[kchingk]

lol neither.

Scottish

[TARHSI24]

scottish

[gooldude3]

i dont get the wine joke thing...

[dshogan]

Wine makers are obsessed with years. "1994 had an long summer, that wine will be nice and sweet" (it's usually a lot more complicated than that). craig ferguson is saying that their obsession has krept in to unrelated subjects like 97 years old is a good age to die.

[jtothed]

drink wine

[gooldude3]

oh, lol...thanks!

[Toadsanime]

I don't believe him to be funny, though this is the only clip I've seen featuring him.

He seems to enjoy the ego-boosting laughter of his audience.

[brianberrodin]

he's great if you watch a few of his shows...i usually watch conan but since he took a "break" i have like Craig Ferguson more than him. hes not egotistical and hes not an ass like leno. just trying to give my opinion

[Toadsanime]

I'm not even sure whether those shows are shown where I live (UK), I was simply basing my perception by this one clip so I suppose my view isn't entirely fair.

[K0K4NE]

who is this twat ?

[scottisacunt]

wasn't funny here-isn't funny there

[spizzaza]

BLASPHEMY!!!

[spizzaza]

oh wait, thought you were talking about borat. neeever mind. :P

[301million]

hahhaha

[coldangelina]

I Think Once you live your native place --- you leave it forever since you start a new generation in another country therefore it is meaningless to call you scotish/british .

[Nilguiri]

Who is this Scotch git?

Some jock who couldn't make it in the UK because he's not funny.

[bspkilla]

craig Ferguson and hes fucking hilarious

[Nilguiri]

awreet ya radge,

Ah'll check him oot!

[spizzaza]

sounds irish

[Nilguiri]

hahaha,

I think you're confusing your UK accents!

He doesn't sound in the least bit Irish! He's definitely Scotch.

;)

[spizzaza]

oh really? well, i wouldnt know anyway im from aus. but tbh, sounded irish to me.

[Nilguiri]

That's understandable if you are not familiar with the accents.

I guess it's similar to comparing an Oz accent with a NZ accent. I doubt if I could tell the difference, but I'm sure you can!

[spizzaza]

haha wow really?! i find an aussie accent is like completely different do to a kiwi one.

wow. lol.

[DPimpact]

Erm, I'm pretty sure he's Scottish....haha

[Nilguiri]

That's right, that's what I said, Scotch! hahaha!

[ZandRTheFlop]

Yes he is a Jock.

[notrickroll]

scottish NOT scotch

[Nilguiri]

hahaha!

I thought somebody would "correct" me.

Actually "Scotch" is also correct, especially when used in a derogatory way, as I did... as in "Scotch git" like this guy.

[Grungadin]

Actually it still is wrong you stupid fuck... And it's funny you are Spanish and insult the Scottish. The Scottish died along with the British to take back the land your pussy countrymen couldn't hold(FROM THE FRENCH, OF ALL THE "WARRIORS").

In fact, if you look back on Spain's wars, every single one would have been lost WITHOUT foreign intervention, namely from Western countries.

Fucking pussy, you can't say shit. And check your own history if you think I am making this up..

[Nilguiri]

Wow, you're an obnoxious little twat aren't you. Are you sure your ancestors weren't Scotch? Not that I've got anything against the jocks, and I didn't insult them... I just said that this guy was an unfunny jock. If you find him amusing, well good for you! I wish I could laugh at any old shite... you must be laughing all day long... Sounds good to me!

And why the fuck are you telling me to look up Spanish history? What has that got to do with anything? Do you have ADT?

[Grungadin]

Some of them were Scottish, and I love the fact you can't defend yourself. I don't watch this guy much actually. In fact, the last time I watched T.V. was so long ago I can't even remember when it was and what I watched.

Obnoxious, you are the punk trying to defend some bullshit "insult" you made up, and insulting someone else's culture when yours wouldn't exist without their ancestors.

I said look it up, because what I stated before was factual. And it's A.D.D. you stupid fuck. You fail.

[Nilguiri]

I can't defend myself? Against what?

I did not make up the word Scotch, mate. If you don't like it, that's fine, don't use it. Its use has declined anyway. It's only really used to wind up the Scottish. It never fails!

I didn't insult anybody's culture. And what's all that about my culture wouldn't exist if without their ancestors?

Actually, the reverse is true; there were Iberian settlers in the north of the British Isles about 8-9,000 ago. You are a descendant of Spaniards my friend! haha!

[Grungadin]

Scotch is one thing, Scotch alchohol.

No I am not related to Spanish pussies. And the reverse is true? You don't know shit! LOOK BACK ON THE NAPOLEONIC WARS YOU FUCKING TWAT! HOW ABOUT THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR? And funny, I could have sworn Spain didn't even exist as any form of a nation 8 to 9 thousand years ago, but you sure are intelligent so I will take your word for it.

Spain and Portugal, would have been wiped out if it weren't for the British, and the Scots were their best warriors.

[Nilguiri]

What the fuck are you talking about? Spanish Civil War, Napoleon? What has that got to do with anythng? Where did that come from?

I will repeat myself.. let's see if you undestand it this time.

I said that people from the Iberian peninsular settled in the north of the British Isles 9.000 ago. Look it up.

"Scotch" means "of or relating to or characteristic of Scotland or its people or culture".

If you want to write your own dictionary and leave out words you don't like, go ahead.

[Grungadin]

So they are automatically Spanish because they came from that peninsular. Then I suppose Greek people are Italians. And Canadians are English. And Americans are British. Do you see the flaw in that stupid point?

And you are trying to call me pathetic, that's what the spanish civil war and the napoleonic wars have to do with it. Your pathetic country wouldn't even EXIST without mine. Do you see the connection?

And no, perhaps 'Scotch' used to mean that, but 'gay' used to mean happy didn't it?

[Nilguiri]

It was a joke you twat! I was simply stating that your ancestors were from the Iberian peninsular - It was a friendly little joke, obviously lost on your dumb ass! If you are going to be so fucking pedantic, they were not called the British Isles 9,000 years ago, either.

Gay used to mean happy and it still does, just as the word Scotch still means a jock as well as whisky. It is not politically correct, because the Scotch don't like it for some reason. That's precisely why I used it.

Good day.