Horton Hears a HIZZLE!!

[JesSierraRealtor]

LOL. This is so funny.

[soonerterp]

God dude you are brilliant. Subscribed.

BTW, my optometrist is a guy named Pepper Martin (shares a name w/infielder from the 1934 St. Louis Cardinals. The real Pepper Martin was also from Oklahoma).

[jhoshouse]

this.... is... terrible... Cher sucks....

[Mackalaackin]

sharecropper!!! cher-cropper!!! ahahahahahahahaaa!!

[bloodiedXangel]

I love you!! You make me laugh so much!! And I love Rufus and Dr Seuss!!

[ratgirl03]

my Dentist is named Stephen King. . .

[fehquig]

Green Eggs and Ham! One of my faves...

[twyla3]

Where do you get your ideas from man?

[murfra]

OMG...you are hysterical! Thanks so much for putting a smile on my face--I needed it.

[sign543]

Thank you, thank you. Will you be my new best friend? LOL!

[KtdCartoonMotion]

You're freaking hilarious! Your video's never fail to make me laugh. =D

[flaggirl743]

omg ur amazing, like one or my fave people on youtube!

[sign543]

LOL, thank you!!!

[pl0xman123]

"Will you threat me in a box?

Will you threat me with a fox?

Will you threat me in a boat?

Will you threat me with a goat?

Well how else was i supposed to find out? Mr. know-it-all!"

Sign, you're my new favourite YouTuber!

[sign543]

Wow, thank you!!! :)

[glumbumbleofsweden]

LMAOO!

I hadn't looked at your videos in a while, they're still as funny and probably more than before! ;) 5 stars =)

[sign543]

Aw, sweet! Thank you!

[peggyisme]

shoot I meant to click on favorites nad the page reloaded, did not mean to give you 2 stars, you are always worth at least 20 stars!

[peggyisme]

there now you got 7 stars from me!

[sign543]

Haha, silly.

[popparoc46]

Hah! -roc

[RockPryncess]

lol

[childre24]

LMAO!! We have the same phone!! :D Will you treat me with a --- so funny!!

[loqutor]

Nice rant there, No-pants.

[Femalecommaman]

I was supposed to cut back myself, but I'm afraid of scissors!

[mtamorphis]

Hahaha..that was funny! ;)

[MamboDogFaceOne]

I always have to watch these two or three times, 'cause I'm laughing so hard I can't hear the next line! It's your secret plot to up you view count, isn't it? I thought so.

[Tmarie111]

you make me laugh!!!

[Aprildew]

did you One shoe, two shoes, red shoes, blue shoes? Come onnnnnn man we need to know these things!

[Aprildew]

oops *wear*

[paulbanksbaby]

I love this, *hugs*

[RobNorthampton]

You're the coolest cat in a hat I know! :-)

[Parfectionist]

You are absolutely delightful. You ALWAYS put a smile on my face!!!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[CeeKaySee2]

Funny!!! I love the code words. LOL

[jbre5]

You are the Best !Thanks for posting

[AutymnRosa]

Absolutely hilarious! lol

[Bikermom69]

LMAO! Nice one!

[ros4211]

I must be tired, so hard to keep up with your A.D.D today, but still funny.

[LoveTheComedy]

I love your videos. So fun!

[Illuminatta]

ohmyguness. What a great way to start the day! You and robogoretex! LOL!

[Tuulish]

I can keep up :D

[TheJayEffect]

ROFL Great vid!

[kayliesings]

woke up this mornin' at 11:11...

[SEXYgayIOWAboy]

lol u must have some mind to come up with this stuff. LOVE IT

[Beachmama57]

So clever! as usual...

[2redheads]

Horton Hears a Who is my favorite Dr. Suess book!!! In fact I still have my original form childhood!! :o)

2reds

[2redheads]

PS this was funny enough I had to watch it again!

(((HUGS)))

[1938superman]

I went to see Dr. Seuss butt all he did was read me "Go Dog Go".

[mysteryglo]

LOL LOL LOL  Loved it Tony!!

[sukatra]

I can't believe you remember the words to green eggs and ham. I hate that book, too repetitive. However, I LOVE Cat in the Hat. Especially the suck-up fish who's so worried about "what will mom say?? what will mom say??" Plus I like Thing 1 and Thing 2. And that machine that comes in and picks up all the mess before the mom gets home. I want one of those machines. I know this book too well.

[Furnifur]

Not sure why this made me giggle but my pwd was prock.

I know why yo make me giggle because you are friggon insane. funnay as always

[firefare]

There ya' go. I agreed, it seems to be going well. Thanks, Lauren

[TimberGeek]

Not so much Rufus Wainwright, more along the lines of "Luther Wright and the Wrongs".

[todieandwither]

drunk driving is never funny.

sorry

[windbreeze07]

Another Great One Tony!

[robertantonnyc]

"Right to the moon, Alice" That's where you're headed man. Green eggs and ham, Sam I am. My little (Doh, he's 6'4: younter) brother's name is Sam. We loved that rhyme.

[ShortRound10]

hahaha brilliant

[NutCheese]

Rey has a doctor named Dr. Duh

[footballforeva]

sign you are out of this world you just keep making awesome videos.....im crazy too

[electrojed]

LMAO

[TamHickey67]

Just brilliant!

[SHADEequalsGOD]

Hahah i love your videos

[russell56443]

Why arnt you on TV Tony!!!???

Or at least writing for some of this crap thats on TV these days,then we would have something worth watching ;0)

[robertantonnyc]

I think he should scab during the writer's strike. But make sure you use a fictitious name and get cash...and wear a mask and leave behind a glass slipper, so they can find you when the strike is over. That'll get you in the door. Or stuck in the door...

[paul1967uk]

Awesome as always

[IAGuy06]

... but then you mow the grass... but can't see them all so you chop up some so you have to think of more but can't remember what you were talking about so you just decide to make a peanut butter sandwich and get some milk and watch cartoons... and laugh... cause they're funny... the cartoons (Buggs.. Tweety... Flintstones..) :)

[Blizzeekitty]

Ahahaha!

[jabbabird]

I have my family and friends watching your channel now! We're all totally addicted. I get so excited when a new video is posted and you never let me down!

Rock on!

[beachbumde]

now that was a mouthful! :D

[sad0me]

omg hilarious as usual! loved it.

[ddyerfamily]

great vid...tongue tired after all that...LOL

[Dlorezzz]

Nobody actually thinks like this .. there is something either genius or else very wrong going on in your head. I know it takes lots of editing but how long does it take to write one of these ? Where does the spark come from ? You are in a league of your own..

[DameEdithDivine]

Very cute and well done. I love your videos! More, we want more!

[diannatynes]

Sign, Youtube wouldn't be the same without your creative videos! You are absolutely hysterical! Thanks so much for all the times you've made me laugh, which is a lot...

[sign543]

That's a wonderful compliment...thank you. :) I am having fun.

[xoitscariox]

wow youre my favorite. youre crazy :]

[sign543]

It's funny being a little nutz! :P

[petuniabelle650]

'Insight blindness,' Lord have mercy, you're funny. You always make me laugh.

[sign543]

LOL, nice!

[biblegirl7]

Only 5 pills a day? Pshh. That's nothing!

[loqutor]

I'm sorta like that, but not everything reminds me of a Rufus Wainwright song, everything reminds me of an animé.

[m2duerds]

lol funny

[anmoose]

I think you ran over Horton with your tractor.

Moosie

[midtownjohn]

You need to have a tangent contest with Ellen Degeneres.

[loqutor]

They'd both lose to me.

[ofarevolution441]

excellent.

[Ca2rie59]

I agree with Livandlex...this is your best video yet!

[LIVandLEX]

omg i love this video one of ur best

[missinglinke]

where do you come up with thisstuff?? Soo funnny!!!

[sign543]

Yeah, it's taxing being weird. :P

[thornekatt]

...and by taxing you mean expensive,right?!

*and she speaks as fast as she can* ;)

[mypetals]

i love you. Question: Does it get crowed in your punkin' head? Just wondering. You ARE Fabulous...you make my day, brilliant! Keep it up...right.

[sign543]

LOL, thanks! :)

[xgobobeanx]

horton is a whore!! :)

[ThOverdrive]

I had a Dr. Suess also

[qiranger]

Awesome!

[sign543]

Thanks, my good friend. :)

[Ronc303c]

I think I shite my pants!

[sign543]

Uh, better tend to that. *laughs*

[Shadwkat69]

^_^ Your such a joy!

[sign543]

Yay, thanks!!!

[tundramom]

ok, totally off topic, but I love that chair behind you!! Will you sell it to me and deliver it to me in Minnesota? It's only going to be -3 tonight. ;-)

[sign543]

I'll email it to you!!!

[tundramom]

ok, thanks! LOL

[slowhand1954]

Huummm Close to copying Dr Seuss' title are we. ROFLMAO  that was great Tony, I love your videos, keep em coming please.

Peace,

Allen

[gibbo1988]

very funny m8

[2redheads]

I'm sick (Nutcheese gave me the crud) and I just woke up and I think I need to watch again, so much material, such a fuzzy head!

Wait, does that even make sense??

Oh well, you know I love ya right??

((hugs))

2reds

Now quick go change your clothes and wash your hands after that hug!! I don't want you to get sick!

[Fishslime1]

is this from lack of meat??

[MattieCooper]

Classic! Love it!

[Marconi88]

great video

[zooropa1967]

I think you may be nuts and by nuts I mean damn funny! :)

[sign543]

LOL, nice, you maybe right. :)

[KIRKIN2112]

Another masterpiece!

[sign543]

Kirkin, my friend! Thank you!

[djinni717]

I'll never know how you come up with this stuff but you are the very best at it.

[sign543]

When I need material, I just conveniently forget to take my meds. :)

[currystephanie]

Hilarious as always :)

Stephanie

[sign543]

Thanks, Stephanie. *big hugs*

[currystephanie]

Yipee hugs from Sign

*Big Hugs*

[villatortilla13]

lol you are so incredibly hilarious

[GayBoiDem]

lol Really good man. I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose. I wasn't drinking milk, so that might be a problem. Anyhoo. Keep up the good work. You're the best.

[sign543]

LOL, love this comment.

[zooropa1967]

weird, I WAS drinking milk! :O

[bbkmomma]

I love my daily dose of sign!

[sign543]

Nice! Thank you. *hugs*

[christiechristie92]

Haha :) Another funny video by sign543!

[sign543]

Thank you thank you ChristieChristie. :)

[karen32862]

Did you see there is a new movie coming out "Horton hears a who?" Maybe your Dr. Suess will take you to see it as a sort of thereapy? lol. Another great vid, thanks for the chuckle.

[sign543]

No, thank YOU! :)

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

Huh? Too many codewords

[nbwulf]

You are on a roll my friend...good stuff.

[Runemystic]

Wonderful as always

[nerdyishot]

omg.. lol

[berzerkeley]

testy testy testy ...

[Cptfluffles84]

HAHAH i loled! so hard

[gijoedaisy]

Thanks for the giggle!

[msdragonfly1]

lol, literally, you made me lol so much! omg, this was so funny! ty :D

[stublo2]

Hehe i love your edting!

[cooksterz]

Ah!! Cher... is it weird everytime i think of Cher, i see leopard print. And the with Dr Suess, i remember that time i held the book out the window on a highway.... it was lost forever at that exit... Poor Horton. :D

[MotownCountry]

i like dark rooms!

[chitter0chatter]

I like the "keep up please."

[JeeprzCreepers56]

"what do you mean they are serving green eggs and ham?" lol.

[cutelittlekitty1613]

that was so wonderfully random...as ususal...not really, but you know ;-) you rock Sign543!

[MGB1000]

He was a drag Queen....lol, love ya vids. Your the best.

[IWalk4tnt]

Um,....Hey Tony...go check out our video from yesterday...I'm sensing a theme here.

Sandi

[magicalchazwick]

first great video

[anmoose]

It's impossible to be first. You must be psychic.

Hey, unblock me, willya. I'm hoping it was just a wrong button-click, and I'd love to re-subscribe.

Moosie

[sign543]

I didn't block you!

[anmoose]

I know you didn't, Tony. Chaz did, and I'm hoping it was just one of those weird mistakes. I replied to his "first" comment hoping he'd catch it, but YT is throwing everything out of order lately, and it's nigh unto impossible to tell who's replying to what.